#fundy brainrot

[calciumyum]

"Or wallow in a drinkless world and wither on the bough" -Solar Waltz, Cosmo Sheldrake

(flipped version under Keep Reading)

#I can't stop thinking about this lore stream pls #I'm having c!Fundy brainrot #also this song is just a vibe #c!fundy #c!wilbur #dream smp #dream smp fanart #fundy fanart #wilbur soot fanart #calciumcreates

[nerdycolorcupcake]

Dream XD ended up protecting Fundy from the incoming Las Nevadas attack for giving him the future sight through the harsh nightmares

Naturally, his beloved fox shouldn't go to waste like that

If they had to die, it wouldn't be because of Purpled nor Dream, hell, not even that slime abomination, no no

The dreamon God has a special treatment reserved to Fundy

His soul belongs only to him

And he'll claim it soon

:)

#dream smp #bunbunscreams #fundyxd #fundxd #on a fxd brainrot #loved the theories of fundy not being there for the las nevadas finale bc of the curse of prophecy #c!fundy #c!dream xd

[cyburnya]

cyberpunk au oh no

#rebel rebel #<- thats the name #this is for a fic #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #slimecicle #fundy #quackity #dream #dreamwastaken #dream smp #dreamsmp #dsmp #cyberpunk #crimeboys #rebel rebel crimeboys im brainrotting sm about it #and its a las nevadas centric fic :sob: #vlart

[herinded]

fuck c!fundy. he is a bitch who completely does not get redemption. you know who lost more than c!fundy? c!tommy. he not only lost a brother, but one of the only people who saw anything in him. c!wilbur was the only person who trusted c!tommy to build a country with.

now sure, c!fundy lost his father. but c!tommy lost his best friend, his older brother, his role model, his confidant, and i can argue that c!tommy saw c!wilbur as a father figure as well.

conclusion: fuck c!fundy and support c!tommy :]

#c!tommy #c!tommy deserves the entire world #fuck c!fundy #he is a bitch boy #c!fundy #brainrot #i will not apologize for this

[rat-rosemary]

I am on my absolutely insane arc rn don't mind me

TW DEATH AND CANNIBALISM

You know how everyone took Schlatt's body apart and Quackity ate his heart? What if that was a funeral rite?

Not everyone knew it tho, they were taking bones because they wanted to disrespect Schlatt's grave

But for some people it was the bare minimum they could have done, to not let someone rot, to keep parts of them with you.

But what if, later during el rapis, Quackity asked Sapnap and Karl to eat his heart when he died? They were horrified of course, not only by the idea of eating their fiance, but also by the idea of Quackity dying at all. But Quackity had just lost an eye and a life and he insisted.

They talk about it, ask why Quackity would want that, and he explains that it means they get to keep him, that he will forever be part of them. That for him the act of being left to rot, even with a burial, it's the biggest act of abandonment that could happen. It's a long tiring night before they agree, but they promise that they never have to, because they will protect him with their lives and as long as they're still standing, Quackity will be safe.

-°-

Today Tommy shows up in Kinoko Kindom. He's stained with blood and ash. He asks if Quackity asked them to eat him.

Karl had forgotten the worse talk of their lives. George doesn't understand it. Sapnap is alone.

He goes with Tommy, let's him explain with a uncharacteristic somber and calm tone how to do it. Sapnap follows behind, completely numb. Karl follows Sapnap, not understanding what he must do.

Tubbo is there when they get to Las Nevadas, he takes them to where the body is being kept.

Quackity's face is covered in a piece black linen. His shirt has been methodically cut off. His body is covered in cuts and burns.

A dagger sits next to him.

Tubbo explains that Sapnap needs to take the first bite, he needs to be the one to eat the heart.

He does.

He eats and let's the two boys guide him away when he's done. They tell him that he can come later to get the bones. He nods, even if he's not truly here anymore.

They give him a chain with a pair of rings and hand him back to Karl.

He throws up on the way back.

-°-

Anyway, not really good but I wanted to write about Sapnap having to go through this alone because Karl forgot, and he promised (and also something or other about how even after everything, the fight and the abandonment and the anger, Quackity still wanted his heart to be theirs)

#karlnapity #tw canibalism #canibalism #tw death #i also have an entire brainrot about tommy in specific related to this #but i wanted to write quacknap angst #but anyway #the people who have those rites are #tommy. tubbo. wilbur. schlatt. quackity. phil. and fundy #fundy tho is not sure if that is the rout he wants for his death #but he does partake on the death of others #is this too insane? #it feels too insane. #the dog barks

[ctommymybeloved]

#new song just dropped for l'manberg #excuse my brainrot #im far too attached #its them #you cant change my mind #dsmp #dsmp lore #rp #dream smp #l'manburg #l'manberg #c!tubbo #c!tommy #c!techno #c!wilbur #c!eret #c!fundy #c!jack #c!niki #Spotify

[hussyknee]

Fellas, is it an act of war against a Western European country to hold their citizens prisoner in the open air prison they're carpet bombing?

Lebanon's Hezbollah and Yemen's Houthis have been launching attacks on US military bases in Syria and Iraq and firing missiles at Israel in tandem with Hamas's attacks. All three are funded by Iran.

(I am HEAVING with laughter at Vox and every single one of these propagandist chucklefucks calling them "militias" and "terrorist organisations" and trying to frame this as justification for continuing to fund Israel like. MOTHERFUCKER WHOSE REGION ARE YOU IN EXACTLY?? WHO IS GENOCIDING PEOPLE ON THEIR OWN SOIL??)

"But they're fundie theocratic military states!!!"

*looks at Israel*

*looks at you*

*looks at current state of US*

Oh, ARE they?

US officials have met with the Lebanese caretaker government in an effort to try and prevent the conflict from spreading into Lebanon.

Um. Was this before or after Israel poured white phosphorus on Lebanon? Do y'all even have any control over your dog?

(Btw if you MCU brainrotted Western leftists don't stop trying to pick a Good Guy out of this mess instead of understanding basic geo-politics and the horrific ground realities of the countries the US and its allies have left in tatters, you're frankly just as much of an enemy to the people in those countries as your leaders are. Every one of these people are fascist cunts.)

For those of you who have been BLEATING about Ukraine non-stop, like it's NOT an expendable non-NATO country they're only interested in defending in case Putin gets any bright ideas about Poland, here's an opinion that makes sense to me:

Tell me it wouldn't be perfectly on brand if the US government announced, "Our great democracy bows to the will of the people. We hear you, we see you. We will divest...from Ukraine."

The West has never given one singular shit about protecting ANYONE from genocide. Vulnerability is liability. The only difference between them and Putin is that Putin is greedy megalomaniacal fascist surrounded by self-interested yes-men and the US is run by a committee of greedy egomaniacal fascists surrounded by self-interested yes-men whose end goal is keeping the death machine spinning money rather than even "winning" territories. All they have to do to turn this around is divest from Israel and focus on Ukraine. And no, Israel can't throw in with Putin because it'll be too busy trying to fight off three countries at once without the sugar from its Daddy.

Putin will not stop at Ukraine, for the same reason the US didn't stop at Afghanistan. Empires are built on their military power and militaries need to be fed and kept active and kept active to be fed. The minute you stop, it tries to eat itself. If Putin makes a move on Poland, NATO has to respond, and if the West is also embroiled in an all-out war with the Middle East, well. It looks kinda like a global conflict.

Oh and btw, if this does escalate into another regional war in the Middle East, we're going to be plunged into an oil crisis. Which might actually be the last straw for the UK economy, but it very DEFINITELY will be for the rest of the Global South.

(Also Biden's already auctioned off the Gulf of Mexico and Alaska for oil companies for such an intensive scale of fracking that it's projected to tip the world over the edge of climate collapse. In the event of a war in the ME, the US is going to need that oil soooooo. Good luck stopping it.)

#gaza genocide #free palestine #war in ukraine #death to america #death to israel #geopolitics #us politics #middle east #iran #hezbollah #lebanon #world news #current events #knee of huss

[faindri]

Thoughts on drawing sexual art (cross posting from twitter)

1/ Drawing h0rny art doesn't rly do anything for me, at this point the goal is to 1) get the hoes screeching and 2) personal art challenge to get better at squishy forms, lineart, and drawing anatomy

2/ I started drawing trigun NSFW bc of vashmeryl brainrot disease but also, I grew up fundie. I wanted to use art to help me become more comfortable with sex.

3/ I'm also gray¿¿¿sexual and if you grew up fundie and ace you know how bad of a combo that can be for how you view bodies and desire

4/ So far drawing NSFW has helped me become more sex neutral!! EXPOSURE THERAPY!!! I don't feel like there's a thing on my shoulder whispering I'm going to hell anymore ajdkkkf

5/ I have drawn and written NSFW before but it was always with an extreme amount of shame. I never showed it to anyone. Now I feel more comfortable!

6/ Anyway I'm still learning a lot about creating this type of art and I appreciate everyone being enthusiastic about it and supportive of my weird relationship with it

#roan talks

[maginto]

Having that L'manberg: The Musical brainrot once again

Fundy design by @lmanbergmusical

#L'Manberg: The Musical #fundy #fundy fanart #LMTM fanart #dream smp #dream smp fanart #dsmp #lmanberg the musical chapter two soon... #y'all aren't ready #banger songs banger art #maginto art #dsmpfanart #L'musicrew

[vhstapeworm]

@sleepybois-brainrot

(my own person - ezra miller / hey cowboy - silas denver melvin / fundy - being adopted / loaffofbred / b1ttersweet-dreams)

vote wilbur, quackity, or technoblade and send proof for a mini-webweave of your request :]

#noc original thoughts #fundy #dsmp #web weaving

[solargeist]

i also have brainrot over this (am in a tournament) it's like. cwilbur fixation on perception of what people think of him + he realizes his trust is betrayed and his judgment was wrong. it's fucked up!!

there's this one fic where cwilbur had wings going into the fcr and dream (+ team) made sure to *cut them off* before letting him die of blood loss and. dude that one lives in my head Rent Free holy SHIT. anyway in the fic he demands to see fundy's wings (unharmed) first before anything else which. im going to eat glass that means so much to me

WHA THE HELLLLLLL evil, jail . philza seeing his son for the first time in months (years?) and his wings r GONE.... (its very sad but also fundy with wings is kinda funny hes so many animals)

#ask #somehting abt the horror on everyones face when they see wilbur witthout wings. EVVVVILLLL

[n0phis]

THAM :D !!!

hi

Odd question (kinda sorta)

Do you perhaps maybe have any aus bouncing around in that head of yours like a dvd logo? (Be it yours or someone else's)

Or, similarly, headcanons far enough away from fanon that they might as well be considered an honorary au?

Have a splendid day/night/afternoon/evening!

OOH uh i brainrot with worm a fair bit! vague concepts that i remember with my pea brain are…

- ‘sally au’ which is a branching off of my very much ‘turning sally and the pantheon of dsmp gods into ocs’ headcanons i have into smth that alters canon rather than expands upon it!

- something about canon tntduo and invisibility potions. smth smth spying on your rival and refusing to stomach the really nauseating idea that they are in fact human and not the manipulative caricature youve made up in your head. this one was a one off that i still think about some nights!

i think thats it actually. all the god stuff ties in very neatly together, blood gods mantle for techno, mumza, phil, wilbur, sally and fundy all part of some multigenerational pact that ties into limbo and the intricacies of managing godhood and the mortal experience simultaneously. the egg is one ive been brainrotting for a bit but idk much yet LMAO

i could repurpose most of it for ocs because its so, so far removed from canon. turning a fish into a major character with unique motivations. but i tried that a few days ago and realized nothing could compare to cquackity, blorbo from my shows, and that i will not be able to leave the dsmp behind until i have milked every scrap of content it for all its worth and thought about it for. probably a lot longer than the two and a half years i have so far 👍

also im like. meh on my own storytelling capabilities and realized during the same moment a few days ago that i think its best if i stick to art LMAO but this will all always be in my head and i hope to share it thru my fanart 🤟

#tham talks #headcanons slash analysis #is also my tag for this stuff! #if anyones curious LMAO #im so down to get asks about them if anyones curious! i just feel weird talking about it randomly #the worry about being off brand or unbased

[commaclear]

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[appleflavoredkitkats]

I also like the idea that Fundy foresaw the confrontation and used it as an oppurtunity to run away.

Like bit by bit moving his stuff away so when his stuff isnt where it should be, its because its "all destroyed", and he isnt where he is supposed to be because of all the chaos

Just getting himself a headstart if Q cares enough to chase him

YES. YES ANON YES YES YES YES.

i am brainrotting the idea that fundy, indeed, has seen so much in terms of las nevadas' future. and you know what i think is more powerful? the idea that he's seen its demise, has seen quackity fail multiple times, but he just lets them.

i love perceptive!fundy. him, slowly but surely, testing if quackity ever cared about him. i love the idea that he slowly relocated his belongings, moving them away inch by inch to see if quackity ever notices.

i'm just soooo obsessed with fundy taking agency when he realizes quackity might have been using him, in the end. there's something so girlboss about him seeing quackity's death and doing nothing about it.

#asks #rambles #mcyt #dream smp #fundy #death tw

[chrisrin]

I know u haven’t done dream smp stuff for a while and ur au is hermitcraft based but you have given me so much slaughter affiliated Techno and web affiliated Ranboo brainrot. If ur interested I can share some headcanons (:

buddy. buddy. i did this exact same thing when i was in the Dream SMP fandom, im just repeating what i did before. i'm not original. WOOO!

About a year ago, I'd say, I made a silhouette lineup of Dream SMP people but made them into horror-esque cryptids. It was all inspired by TMA. Here's the first version of the exercise:

And then I re-did them to improve about a week later, and posted it on reddit! It's still my most upvoted post, HAHA!

Here's some of the detail/explanations I posted in the comments:

"This was a drawing exercise for me to learn silhouettes and shape language, and I decided to draw Dream SMP characters in sort of a horror-esque light. This is the second version of this that I've done, where I improved on the first study I did. I'm much happier with how this version came out, and I learned a lot while doing it.

"Also just as a fun little thing, I was mainly inspired to make these due to an AU crossover thing I was doing with a podcast called The Magnus Archives, where I set each person as an Avatar of each entity. This was more apparent in my first pass of their silhouette designs, but some of it passes on here in case someone was curious about the inspiration."

Quackity - The Hunt Tubbo - The Lonely Technoblade - The Slaughter Wilbur - The Spiral Niki - (wasn't in my first pass, so I didn't assign her one) Ranboo - The Stranger Tommy - The Vast Dream - The Web Schlatt - The Buried BadBoyHalo - The Corruption awesamdude - The Dark Sapnap - The Desolation Philza - The End Eret - The Eye Fundy - The Flesh

#so yeah #i was also a tma nerd back then #(handshakes on slaughter techno) #i think not all these assignments fit anymore #but to be fair #this was a year ago #i would happily explain more about these if asked #fundy as flesh is the only one im the Most Meh about #because i just wanted to assign Someone to every entity #not including extinction ofc #dream smp #dream smp au #chris talks #ALSO IF YOU HAVE HEAD CANONS FEEL FREE TO SHARE THEM #i might not be into dream smp anymore but i will Always talk about tma

[embers-archive]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8-zXSnWEp4yEHwO5ALwcHOkGMHL3lBS3

I'm once again pointing you towards my c!fundy playlist please come share in my brainrot and if you have and song recs I 👀 am 👀 listening 👀

#fundy #dream smp