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cuteness--overload · 21 hours ago
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Sound on: Okay but why does this work so well
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everythingfox · an hour ago
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“Good girl is a big fan of her cooling hut”
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badjokesbyjeff · 40 minutes ago
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I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
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fluffygif · 15 hours ago
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Eat, sleep, gym, repeat.
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everythingfox · 21 hours ago
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Fish feeder
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catasters · 3 hours ago
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badjokesbyjeff · 2 hours ago
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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."
To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."
And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand."
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither."
The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!!"
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fluffygif · an hour ago
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Weeklyfluff
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fickes · 23 hours ago
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what's worse than constant pain? constant pain AND constant boredom
[ID: a 4-panel comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person lying in bed. /Panels 1-2 show them unmoving as the light changes from day to night. /3: It's daylight again and they put their hands on their forehead and say: "Chronic illness is no tragedy" /4: They throw their hands in the air in frustration and yell: "It's a bore!" /ID]
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catasters · 17 hours ago
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badjokesbyjeff · 23 hours ago
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"You fancy my best friend, don't you?" asked my wife.
"If given the choice..." I replied, "I'd rather have sex with you then her."
"You mean 'than'."
"No."
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memesforages · 12 hours ago
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Stupid memes that made me say heeh
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anime--irl · 11 hours ago
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anime_irl
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ethicalmemes · 3 hours ago
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Calf Raises [OC] #EthicalMemes
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