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Amun Raa: I want the brazier over there, and the statue there. and setup a defensive turret over there. Is the three way master control console online yet?

*mild explosion in background*

In distance Tora yelling: I SAID .05 FUSE, WHAT’D YOU GIVE ME A STICK OF LICORICE?!

Azul’de in distance: “PISS OFF I LIVE HERE I’M USED TO BEING WAITED ON NOT WELDING

Tora in background: EXCUSE ME PRINCESS DIRTY PANTS…

Koth: I’ll handle it…. *leaves*

Theran: Really? Revanite statues? Makes it kinda awkward, don’t ya think?

Amun Raa: Do I LOOK like a fanboy?

Theran: I’ll just go help set up the computer systems… Nice armor by the way…

Vette: *leaving catacombs* Well…. good news is I know how to get into the catacombs.  Bad news is, your folks didn’t go easy on the protection curses. I can’t even steal… uh… barrow anything.

Amun Raa: Vette… You’re my SISTER in law. Any sith stuff you’d stolen we’d just reimburse you for

Vette: meh.  That’s actually why the Sith Ghosts like me apparantly.  First time I LEFT something in a tomb. I’m gonna go bug my hubby. Hey Tuuuuuttyyy…

Lana: Where’s your security alarm?

Skarabe: nearest one is on Raa’s worktable by the Council Area

Lana: don’t you mean yours?

Skarabe: No…. This is the Family’s Citidel but I’m based out of Rishi.

Lana: oh. well.

Skarabe: why do you need to know where the alarm is?

Lana: *glances at Revanites in Raa’s powerbase* No reason *walks upstairs*

Amun Raa: for the love of… WILL YOU KEEP THESE DAMNED IMPERIAL TROOPS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TRYING TO KILL MY REVANITES

Skarabe: *turns on holocom* I know Theran got the main control room operational Lana.

Lana: What? it was just a test of nessicary systems.

Amun Raa: then why are the defensive turrets at the main entrance pointed at my Revanites?

Lana: computing error

Vette: oh come ON. Even Raa isn’t that stupid…

Raa: Thank you… I… That should go without saying Vette.

Vette: *smirk*

Lana: Anyway, if you are based out of Rishi  We should really forget about this temple…. the Revanites… I’m sure Hylo would have a lot more to work with on Rishi anyways.

Skarabe: Except for the Sith hypergate.

Lana: Pardon? *goes to temple outskirts*

Amun Raa: …

Screw it. *force pushes Lana through hypergate*  she doesn’t like my Revanites, lets how she likes your pirates Dad.

Skarabe: Theran… did you… did you take a holo of that?

Theran: *Smiling* no. Come on, just let me have this.

Raa: *deactivates Sith Hypergate* Back to work

*Meanwhile on Rishi*

Lana: So long story short, Jakarro, I need a ride. and You remember the Revanites we dealt with? I have one I would REALLY like for you to meet.  He has one too many arms, and hasn’t gotten a decent beating in a while

Jakarro: *roars in wookie*

C2-D4: Beating a Revanite with his severed own arm? Oh I’d LOVE to see that.

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