I drew my ever present state of being
one silver lining to sm*yer’s lazy writing and one dimentional characterization is that it gave us The Only Voice of Reason, emmett cullen
in this essay I will be
Amun Raa: I want the brazier over there, and the statue there. and setup a defensive turret over there. Is the three way master control console online yet?
*mild explosion in background*
In distance Tora yelling: I SAID .05 FUSE, WHAT’D YOU GIVE ME A STICK OF LICORICE?!
Azul’de in distance: “PISS OFF I LIVE HERE I’M USED TO BEING WAITED ON NOT WELDING
Tora in background: EXCUSE ME PRINCESS DIRTY PANTS…
Koth: I’ll handle it…. *leaves*
Theran: Really? Revanite statues? Makes it kinda awkward, don’t ya think?
Amun Raa: Do I LOOK like a fanboy?
Theran: I’ll just go help set up the computer systems… Nice armor by the way…
Vette: *leaving catacombs* Well…. good news is I know how to get into the catacombs. Bad news is, your folks didn’t go easy on the protection curses. I can’t even steal… uh… barrow anything.
Amun Raa: Vette… You’re my SISTER in law. Any sith stuff you’d stolen we’d just reimburse you for
Vette: meh. That’s actually why the Sith Ghosts like me apparantly. First time I LEFT something in a tomb. I’m gonna go bug my hubby. Hey Tuuuuuttyyy…
Lana: Where’s your security alarm?
Skarabe: nearest one is on Raa’s worktable by the Council Area
Lana: don’t you mean yours?
Skarabe: No…. This is the Family’s Citidel but I’m based out of Rishi.
Lana: oh. well.
Skarabe: why do you need to know where the alarm is?
Lana: *glances at Revanites in Raa’s powerbase* No reason *walks upstairs*
Amun Raa: for the love of… WILL YOU KEEP THESE DAMNED IMPERIAL TROOPS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND FOR THE LAST TIME STOP TRYING TO KILL MY REVANITES
Skarabe: *turns on holocom* I know Theran got the main control room operational Lana.
Lana: What? it was just a test of nessicary systems.
Amun Raa: then why are the defensive turrets at the main entrance pointed at my Revanites?
Lana: computing error
Vette: oh come ON. Even Raa isn’t that stupid…
Raa: Thank you… I… That should go without saying Vette.
Lana: Anyway, if you are based out of Rishi We should really forget about this temple…. the Revanites… I’m sure Hylo would have a lot more to work with on Rishi anyways.
Skarabe: Except for the Sith hypergate.
Lana: Pardon? *goes to temple outskirts*
Amun Raa: …
Screw it. *force pushes Lana through hypergate* she doesn’t like my Revanites, lets how she likes your pirates Dad.
Skarabe: Theran… did you… did you take a holo of that?
Theran: *Smiling* no. Come on, just let me have this.
Raa: *deactivates Sith Hypergate* Back to work
*Meanwhile on Rishi*
Lana: So long story short, Jakarro, I need a ride. and You remember the Revanites we dealt with? I have one I would REALLY like for you to meet. He has one too many arms, and hasn’t gotten a decent beating in a while
Jakarro: *roars in wookie*
C2-D4: Beating a Revanite with his severed own arm? Oh I’d LOVE to see that.
Does anyone else kind of…forget what’s fiction and what’s real life? Like am I suppose to feel electricity when someone touches me or have I read too many romance books? Am I supposed to get lost in someone’s eyes for hours at a time or is ya just dramatic af?