Steve:*looking up from his paper, seeing a dressed up Tony* "Hey Tony, where are we going?"
Tony: *sarcastically" "Hell most likely..." *opens up the fridge*
"Uhm..why is there a portal in our fridge?"
Loki: "Shortcut to your destination." *grins*
Tony: *rolls his eyes, looks at Loki*
"Love you too, golden horns"
You: *walking in* "Hey boy...."
*Portal moves in a green flash and sucks you in*
Steve & Tony: *yelling* "LOKI!!"
Loki: *grins, gets up* "If you'll excuse me."
Tony: "The hell I will..where is Y/N?"
Loki: "Where I wanted her to be."
Tony: ...
Loki: *disapears*
Nat: *unfazed* "She probably landed softly in his bed..."
Tony: "Fuck..."
Nat: "yeah, most likely too" *grins*
Steve: "Oh hell..."
Tony: "You had to ask where we're going...NOW it's certain."
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BETRAYAL!
In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)
There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone
Bonus with the bestie:
LM leo @daedelweiss
RR leo @red-rover-au
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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.
Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.
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Batman "I don't like working with others, I don't trust them, and I won't sacrifice Gotham to help out unless it's absolutely dire."
*Has an extensive network of vigilantes in Gotham and elsewhere, is on 85 different Justice League Rosters, would die for half of them*
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man *fighting every hero he ever meets*
"Weird that no-one likes me, don't know what their fucking problem is, I should fight them"
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You: *randomly looking up with a frown*
"So, do right people with wrong timing ever get a second try?"
Tony: *watching you confused*
"Huh?"
Loki: *leaning forward, winking*
"Do you want me to come back in pet?"
Tony: *flabbergasted*
"Are you coming on to Y/N?"
Loki: "Well, obviously me beeing brought in in handcuffs was not the ideal way to meet ones destined soulmate..."
Tony: ... *shrugs in agreement"
Loki: *smiling flirtatious*
"So....?"
You: *blushing*
"Yes please!"
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Crack fic i need
need tony mentioning that he created an element randomly and peter remembering his younger self being pissed off he had to re-memorize the new periodic table, and going off on Tony. Peter holds it over tonys head every time tony teases him. "you messed up my handwritten periodic table" "my science teacher hated you"
Tony giving an official apology to all inconvenienced nerdy children and science teachers from that era.
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Natasha Romanoff: "So, what's the plan?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dawn."
Steve Rogers: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at dusk."
Thor: "And if that fails?"
Tony Stark: "We attack at lunchtime. Keep attacking until we get it right."
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