Quotes from Black Panther that isn’t particularly ordered
“Don’t scare me like that, Colonizer!”
“Would you kill me, my love?”
“For Wakanda?:)...... without question.”
Shuri, driving the car, feeling something under it, as though a person had been run over: “what was that?”
T’Challa: “don’t worry, keep driving, you’re doing great.”
M’Baku: “If you continue to talk, I will feed you to my children.”
“I’m just kidding, we’re vegetarians.”
Shuri: “did he freeze?”
Okoye: “like an antelope at headlights”
T’Challa: “are you done?”
T’Challa: “I can’t wait to see what kind of update you come up with!”
Zuri: “is there anybody of Royal Blood who wishes to challenge for the throne?”
Shuri: *slowly raises hand*
Everyone: *le gasp*
Shuri: “this corset is really tight, so how about we just wrap this up and 👏 go 👏 home”
“Yay, another broken white man to fix!”
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Itsy Bitsy Spider
I found this story hilarious, couldn't stop wheezing.
Peter makes himself an army of Spider AIs and forgets to tell anyone.
Or: How Peter convinced the New Avengers that he could talk to Spiders
Double or: How Peter's class found out he was the heir of Stark Industries in the stupidest way possible.
Sam: Bucky! Hey- Hey Bucky are you okay?
Bucky: *slamming his detached arm on the table* GONE! ITS- ITS ALL... GONE... BYE BYE WOO HOO! SEE YA!
Sam: W-What happened to you man are you-
Bucky: One minute you’re... killing’ people as the winter soldier and, fightin’ Thanos and... AND THEN YOUR SUCKIN DOWN TEA AND TURKISH DELIGHTS WITH ZEMO!
Sam: ah... ya know I think you’ve had enough tea for today let’s get you outta here Buck-
Bucky: DONT YOU GET IT! YOU SEE THE HAT??? I. AM. MRS. NESBITT
Sam: *grabs bucky’s detached arm and slaps him with it*
Bucky: uh... ya.. ya know you are right I’m just a little depressed is all-
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