#funny books

[katmajik]

💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

Old thrift shop books.

#thrift shop books #funny books #other stuff

[everbluems]

“If you punch me back, you will be sent home, Pixie.” I kick him in the shin.

— Red Rising by Pierce Brown

#book quotes #quotes #bookish #funny books #funny #red rising #pierce brown #darrow au andromedus #darrow of lykos #dystopian fiction #dystopia #young adult fantasy #young adult #young adult fiction

[misskaboom]

Good morning 🖤😜📕🍭

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[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

#your childhood ruined #ruined mysteries #nancy drew #nancy drew mysteries #funny books #lol

[rotten-whispers]

Support an LGBTQ+ artist and author by giving the gift of insanity this holiday season!

Check out our silly sci fi novel, Tales from a Mall! Or check out one of our cursed stickers at Molespignoses on Redbubble

Stay crazy, ya'll!

Baroque Forrest

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[constantinemaddentheenemyofdeath]

My rating of The Iron Trial:(please read)

OMG I LOVED THIS!!!! IT DEFINITELY CAN RIVAL YHE LIGHTING THIEF AND THE PHILOSOPER’S STONE!!! The world and plot is unique and the magic system is so so so good.

I love the characters, they all got something going on. Call is definitely my favorite character, I like his personality and the fact that he’s morally gray.

The relationship between the main trio is wonderful and strong. I also love how even tho Call is the mc he isn’t the “chosen one” and that Aaron is more like that. But what I really wanna talk about is the plot twist. Because what. The. Fuck. I never ever saw that coming like??? It’s definitely unique for me and also supports the fact that Call is definitely not the chosen one in this story bcs he got an another role even tho he doesn’t want it.

The only problem I have is that the fandom is so so small;( I don’t understand why because it’s made by two extremely popular and successful writers and it’s seriously as good as Pjo. Maybe i understand later in the books but don’t give away any spoilers!!

For those who have never heard of this book:

“Think you know magic? Think again. The Magisterium awaits... During your time at the Magisterium, there will be five trials to complete — one for each school year. They will test your magical skill, your endurance and your ability to handle dark and dangerous situations. It begins with the Iron Trial . . .”

“Most kids would do anything to pass the Iron Trial. Not Callum Hunt. He wants to fail. All his life, Call has been warned by his father to stay away from magic. If he succeeds at the Iron Trial and is admitted into the Magisterium, he is sure it can only mean bad things for him. So he tries his best to do his worst -- and fails at failing. Now the Magisterium awaits him. It's a place that's both sensational and sinister, with dark ties to his past and a twisty path to his future. The Iron Trial is just the beginning, for the biggest test is still to come . . .“

This is the cover for the first book. Call is on the left(the mc)(the fact that he’s not in the middle but Aaron is just shows my opinion that Aaron is the “chosen one”) Aaron is in the middle and Tamara is on the right.

It’s not a long book so please consider reading it, I’m really begging you(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

#magisterium #callum hunt #the magisterium #aaron stewart #tamara rajavi #the iron trial #the iron trio #book recommendations #unpopular book #This book needs more fans #I’m willing to beg you if that’s what it takes for you to read it #Just please give it a change #please please please #pretty please #i need it #it’s for my mental health #fantasy books #funny books #bookish #cassandra clare #holly black #mwah #Call #plot twist #books worth reading #Just please…

[supersonic813]

When my mom tries to clean my (messy) room

#muppet babies #the muppets #kermit the frog #fozzie bear #fictional characters #books #funny books

[heathercauthor]

Incorrect Earth Sucks quote

Cheske: alright, why are you in trouble now

Feng: promise not to get mad

Cheske: sure

Feng: Look, I was minding my own business—

Cheske: BULLSHIT

Feng: I WAS

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[rogue-indshadows]

IN FOUR AUNTIES AND A WEDDING - Meddy and the dashing Aunties are back, now it's time for meddy's 💒wedding with Nathan. Instead of having Ma and the aunties cater to her 👰🤵 wedding, Meddy wants them to enjoy the day as guests. As a compromise, they find the perfect wedding vendors: a Chinese-Indonesian family-run company just like theirs. Meddy is hesitant at first, but she hits it off right away with the wedding photographer, Staphanie.

In London, Day before the wedding 💍 things however seems to go wrong when meddy over hears real truth about Staphanie and her family and there own ulterior motives which may turn Meddy's wedding scene in murder scene. But NO WORRIES aunties are ready to swoop in and save her special day.

Review- OOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing 😁😁 this one was even more hilarious and funny than the first book, the aunties are really kickass amazing women ever 🙌🙌🙌🙌. More drama more mayhem more fun. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this lovely book. It relies more on how family swoops in to save each other ❤❤❤ and help each other no matter what : which is richly highlighted throughout the book. Wish there were more scenes with Nathan, cuz it felt he was kinda left out.

I liked this but didn't love it as much as 1st one. Was OK not good not bad. Felt was kinda missing some magic or spark.

3.5 stars🌟

Definitely good 📖 to try on vacation or some fun cozy easy reads ✨

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[everbluems]

Sevro snorts. “What do you think I’ve been doing this whole time, you silky turd? Wanking off in the bushes?”

Cassius and I look at each other.

“Kind of,” I say.

“Yeah, actually,” Cassius agrees.

Red Rising by Pierce Brown

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[the---hermit]

Zeus Grants Stupid Wished by Cory O'Brien

I first read this book in the summer of 2020, I think? I am not sure at all, but I think I never spoke about this on here, which is funny since I found out about this book on tumblr. I cannot find the post that recommended it, but I clearly remember someone describing it as "Deadpool retelling myths" and it is the best description of this book I have found so far. It is just that, the type of humor and way of talking of Deadpool retelling world mythology. It is an hilarious read, I loved it the first time I read it, and loved it even more this time. I did not think I would laugh again as much as I did. This tiny book touches many mythologies, from Greek, to Mesopotamian, Indian, Japanese, Native American, African, Judeo-Christian, and more. If you like the type of humor I can only describe as Deadpool-like, so a bit vulger but stupidly funny, check O'Brien's writing, he has a website with some of these stories, and it's really funny. It was exactly the type of lighthearted and funny read I needed at the moment.

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[read-alert]

Another crosspost from my Instagram! This one for April Fool's

Full titles under the cut

Moist Von Lipwig series: Going Postal, Making Money, and Raising Steam by Terry Pratchett

Tiffany Aching series: The Wee Free Men, A Hat Full of Sky, Wintersmith, I Shall Wear Midnight, and The Shepherd's Crown by Terry Pratchett

Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber series: Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus and Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love by Chuck Tingle

LitenVerse Series: Finna and Defekt by Nino Cipri

The Great Gatsby But Nick Has Scoliosis by Dick Cody Heese

#bookblr #funny books #funny reads

[taxusbaccata6]

#funny book titles #funny #funny books #books #whinnie the pooh #dark humour #surreal humour

[rotten-whispers]

Ferrets have mechanical attachments, people have tails, and bones are no longer purely internal! (Zany sci-fi novel)

=> Tales from a Mall

#tales from a mall #books #authors #indie authors #queer authors #authors on tumblr #writeblr #writing community #trans author #sci fi #science fiction books #science fantasy #funny #humor #comedy #funny books #comedy books

[constantinemaddentheenemyofdeath]

Copper gauntlet update:

So my boy Call and his friends + Jasper are now escaping Alma and freeing the animals but like the Alastair drama is intensifying!!

For some reason Alastair ran away which makes him harder to defend😭 Also I think Alex isn’t completely honest. I have no proof or anything but even tho the mages make 13 years old students fight against wild elementals I still hardly think that they’re just gonna kill Alastair. At least they would interrogate him first and find out abt his motives. Or maybe Alex is right and the mages are just wild asf.

BUT what I came here to talk abt was what Tamara did. I completely get why she did it but I still feel like she betrayed Call.(Also Call is so sassy with the insults) I can’t be mad at her tho but I’m kinda annoyed. Especially since she promised to not tell anyone and Call trusted her. It’s still nice that she decided to help Call even tho she could get in some SERIOUS LIKE REALLY SERIOUS problems bcs of it especially since Alastair is tryna do some dark shi with the Alkahest. I’m really worried for Aaron but I’m even more worried for Call.

Another thing that I wanna talk abt that’s quite funny is when Call accidentally lets out his Constantine side. For example when Tamara was gonna tell Rufus abt the Alkahest and Call told Havoc to attack Tamara and was like “uuh, don’t hurt her, just maul her a little” also when he let out the chaos-ridden animals he first told them to attack the masters and then realized and told them to distract them instead💀

(I feel like Constantine had an emo era when he was a teen)

#magisterium #callum hunt #call hunt #the magisterium #the magisterium series #constantine madden #tamara rajavi #the copper gauntlet #jasper dewinter #alastair hunt #I always forget Aaron’s last name #aaron stewart #Haha I remembered it #fantasy books #funny books #books and reading #books #so many tags #The enemy of death