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fairyunordinary · 3 months
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millerflintstone · 3 months
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Check out this playlist on @8tracks: Laughter is Holiday Medicine by glitzy.
I made this 10 years ago 😮
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toruandmidori · 5 months
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It’s the most unavoiiiiiiiiiiiidable time of the year! 
That’s right. It’s coming. 
Get your annual, seasonal obligations out the way early with our range of simple, funny and wildly cynical Christmas cards and gifts! 
Shop the full range online here, individual links below: 
JESUS’S BIRTHDAY
LOOSE PLANS
GLAD YOU DIDN’T DIE
MERRY WTF
TRANSCENDS SOCIAL MEDIA
ANNUAL RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY
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wearedeadfancy · 4 months
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Have a Dead Fancy Christmas! 
We’re proper chuffed to announce that our popular range of funny, retro Christmas cards are now available to buy direct from us! 
They had previously only been available through our old Redbubble shop (and still are @toruandmidori) but now you can also go to our brand new Etsy store and press a button that literally makes me have to leave the house, go to the post office and send it to you myself. Use that power as irresponsibly as you like. I could do with the exercise.
There are dozens of designs to choose from, all the old favourites and some new ones too. 
Cast some vintage, festive shade this year with our Christmas cards. 
It’s a good job you’re friends!
Shop the whole collection here, individual links below: 
YOU AIN’T GETTING SH*T
BROWSER HISTORY
BIG SACK ENERGY
ANAESTHESIA
STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE
EAT A DICK
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING
BETTER NOT CRY
HE KNOWS
SANTA HATES YOU
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natureshirt · 4 months
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Christmas Skeleton 💀🎄🎅
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christinered · 3 months
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Santa knows the deal...Spoil me. I love It!
~Red
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knighted-princess · 3 months
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Twelve Days of Christmas
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I know it's the wrong season, but this will always be hilarious!
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megthetrain · 3 months
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So I watched Thomas & the Missing Christmas Tree for the first time (a thread) (1)
(S2, Episode 26)
I have a lot to say about this episode, mainly about the ending scene, the general plot is fine
First off, I know that during these episodes they bring back all the models, but it's so funny to see Diesel. Especially since he's shown when Sir Topham Hatt is thanking the engines for making everything possible. (what did he do lmao)
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kamylla74w · 3 months
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When you ask for The Last Hours to your aunt: :|
When your aunt brings you a rectangular package that's obviousky a book: :)
When you open a small part and see the Shadowhunters illustration: :D
When you unwrap the package and it's Chain of Iron instead of Chain of Gold:
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adirtykindoflaughter · 4 months
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Merry Christmas to all my followers! You simply must think a little differently than most to like my content! Lol
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k-lua · 1 year
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clobberbox · 5 months
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“At midnight tonight, we’re hitting Duncan’s Toy Chest…”
Get set for Christmas with our new Home Alone inspired ugly Christmas sweater!
Duncan’s Toy Chest logo shirts, jumpers and xmas gift ideas for movie fans. 
Available to buy online here.
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toruandmidori · 5 months
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Hate Christmas, but love stickers? WE GOT YOU. 
Shop our large range of darkly funny, sarcastic and insulting vintage Christmas stickers and gifts online here.
Great gifts for grumpy mates. Individual links below: 
YOU PEOPLE
STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE
EAT A DICK
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wearedeadfancy · 4 months
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Christmas isn’t for everyone. 
Get your humbug on with our snarky, sarcastic and slightly insulting vintage and retro style Christmas cards 
There are dozens to choose from in our Etsy store, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!
All cards are left blank inside for your own apology.
Buy online here:
SHOVE IT
SANTA HATES YOU
KISS IT
YOU PEOPLE
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natureshirt · 4 months
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Christmas cat 🐈‍⬛ 🎄🎁🎅
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littleevil0ne1 · 1 year
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NO ONE ASKED BUT I THINK IM FUNNY SO HERE'S MY PERSONAL HOLIDAY TRADITION
❄️✨️STORY TIME✨️❄️
My favorite thing about Christmas is the suspense of knowing you got people the *best* gift and waiting to see their reaction and guessing what they got you.
My dad, however, is a shaker. He likes to shake his gifts and guess what's in them and he's ANNOYINGLY GOOD AT IT.
One year my mom and I bought him 6 t-shirts (I always get him at least one funny t shirt, his current favorite is "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you", that year we couldn't decide on just one) and I decided it would be too boring to wrap them the normal way and did my best to throw him off by throwing just the most random shit I could find in the box with the shirts. In one I wrapped the shirt around a package of jingle bells. In another I put in handfulls of wood scraps and (my personal favorite) I put a 10lbs dumbell in the third. It was honestly one of my favorite Christmases I was CRYING from laughing.
This year I'm getting both parents a bunch of kindle books (don't judge, they like adjusting the font size) and my dad's shirts won't arrive in time (this year's say "thou shalt not touch" with an image of a thermostat and "I keep my jokes in a dad-a-base") So on Christmas morning they will unwrap (each with a post it note about what the actual gift is): a full box of Kleenex, a partial box of toothpicks, a candle (not in a box, wrapped as a cylinder), a pencil sharpener, a jingle bell, an old Nintendo DS game, a bag of marbles and a deck of cards
I am SO EXCITED for Christmas. Happy Holidays everyone😄❄️
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