#funny confessions

[increasinglyverbose]

That time Serina traumatized her husband [animated podcast story]

#increasinglyverbose #animated adventure #animated commentary #this is embarazzing #embarrassing true story #funny confessions #animated podcast #podcast stories #funny podcast rant #funny podcast story #increasingly verbose podcast #accident in the shower turns into real life shit show #Youtube

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[shigayokagayama]

mob psycho is the greatest show ever made because reigen being cancelled on twitter is one of the most important moments for his character as well as one of the most emotionally heavy episodes of the show but him being trapped in alone in a purgatory dimension slowly starving to death is treated as a gag and never mentioned again

#I KNOW ITS BECAUSE ITS AN OVA BUT ITS STILL FUNNY #like him being made into a meme and getting doxxed on 4chan drastically changes his behavior going forward #but nearly dying because he was lying to one of his employees about having things under control has no impact on him #he even lies AGAIN and says he'll be fine in the confession arc to the SAME PERSON #like the confession arc was probably written before the ova was even dreamed of but. parallels. #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka

[shaadiwish]

Here are some brides telling us what were the weirdest presents they received. Use this as a cue while planning wedding presents this season!

#confessions of a bride #funny #funny confessions #funny couple things #funny things #funny things that happen at weddings #Gifts #gifts for wedding #just married confessions #real bride confessions #Real Brides #real couple confessions #real weddings #Shaadiwish #Shaadiwish Inspires #wedding presents #worst gifts

[ameamedraws]

Yoshizawa’s very own series of unfortunate events

#persona 5 #royal trio #shuake #akeshu #sumire yoshizawa #akechi goro #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #ame draws #im so sorry for having you go through this yoshizawa but it was so funny #that feeling when you confess to two different people and they end up dating each other

[introspectivememories]

it's always distinguished lesbian momo with disaster gay todoroki. we need to flip the script. disaster lesbian momo with distinguished gay todoroki. tddk are practically living together in shouto's japanese style dorm meanwhile momo flies in every morning, hair a mess, slamming that shoji door open, talkin bout "todoroki-kun! kyouka touched my knee this morning! do you think she likes me????"

#momo 2 seconds later: oh good morning midoriya-san. i hope i didnt disturb your sleep. anyway todoroki-kun pleaaase tell me what to do #i like this idea of prim and proper momo becoming a disaster over her gay little crush on jirou #tddk got their shit together 3 months into being friends. tdrk just confessed in that blunt way of his and now they're practically married #izuku's dorm room is his extra closet space for all might merch #they share a futon ffs #on the other hand momo's internal dialogue is just: hnnnng kyouka prettyyyy kyouka strong kyouka kissable #momo having debriefing sessions with tdrk every morning is so funny to me #izk thinks its ridiculous bc c'mon kyouka's crush on momo is visible from the moon #just tell her you like her yaoyorozu-san!! #yaoyorozu momo #jirou kyouka #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #tododeku #momojirou #tddk #bnha

[nelkcats]

Lost Contact

Danny fell in love with Bruce Wayne in college. If he was completely honest with himself he didn't even know about Gotham or the outside world by that point, he just knew he had to get away from home for a while and complete his studies.

He didn't expect to run into a playboy billionaire who was supposedly very dumb at his college; Danny knew better, he could tell the difference between the act and the real Bruce, someone truly thoughtful, caring and very smart, but no one but him noticed so he didn't say anything.

They became very good friends despite their obvious latent crush and on graduation day Danny was about to confess when he got a call from home asking for help with the GIW. The halfa had no choice but to say goodbye not wanting to get Bruce in his mess.

When he returned to Gotham months later he learned that Bruce was gone, his butler informed him that he would be back but didn't know when and the halfa returned to Amity in disappointment. He decided to take over the Realms for a while and distract himself with all the responsibilities he had been avoiding.

Years later he was called for a college reunion. Danny was very nervous, he hadn't kept in touch with the outside world but his core was still glowing for the billionaire, he wondered if Bruce would remember him.

Despite his plan to confess his old feelings (and pretend they no longer existed), Danny was unable to do anything but look at Bruce who greeted him with a smile and a small child at his side. The halfa grimaced, maybe he was married?

Bruce seemed excited to see him again and exchanged his contact, asking him not to go off the radar again, the halfa felt a little guilty about it. They continued to communicate over the years. Danny noted with amusement how his crush kept adopting children and calling him for a dinner at the mansion.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #Danny met Bruce in college #They were not in the same major #and Danny wanted to avoid the millionaires #but he heard the rumors and was curious #If Brucie was so stupid why was he studying something so demanding? #It wasn't long before he found him in person #and fell in love a little #They became friends #dp x dc #dc x dp #Bruce was also interested in Danny #Danny has no contact with the world outside of Amity and the Realms #and he is not interested in reading the newspapers either #It's kind of funny in retrospect #Danny didn't confess because he didn't want to entangle Bruce with the GIW and the ghosts #Bruce did not confess because he did not want to involve Danny with his revenge and Batman #They're idiots #Danny is going to see Selina at some point and think that they are married or something

[sighcomics]

a summer odyssey

#my art #my comic #me when i read leo tolstoy's a confession once and felt spiritually awakened #indie comic #original comic #webcomic #comic strip #artists on tumblr #daily comic #illustration #comics #funny comics #comix #existential #philosophy #philosophical thoughts #leo tolstoy #webtoon #cute art #illustrators on tumblr #digital art #art of the day #sighcomics #freedom

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

[roserocksrapidly]

when I was 15 I bought my first anime keychain of one Vash the Stampede and I loved it so much that I wanted to take it to school with me too but I was embarrassed to have it on the outside of my backpack so I compromised by keeping it inside my backpack which meant that when things got stressful I was like "I think seeing vash would fix me" and I would just, like, unzip my bag a little and peer inside. What I'm saying is I was doing this:

#trigun #sorry just needed to confess to this bc it is so funny in hindsight #that is an actual picture of the keychain btw. he's a little bent and stained blue bc of the many years stashed away in my bag

[themoonatmingitaw]

Serilde: 'Repeat after me: Thank you for helping me, it was very kind'

or 'If you can't make your own manners, store-bought is fine :)'

#Astarion you confessed her your feelings that very night #you are not fooling anyone #one of my favourite interactions from the game #specially funny to me when she is a bard with 17 on charisma #Astarion #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 tav #Serilde #astarion x tav #baldurs gate 3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic. #WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is. #We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple. #Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain. #Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it. #I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj! #Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for. #For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping) #He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about. #LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic. #My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

draw these two being a cute couple

Hey fun fact, I ship them as well so have a sketch dump of them actually

#cult of the lamb #the ones art #cotl leshy #annabe #leshy x yellow cat #leshycat #i feel like i need a distinct ship name for my yellow cat and leshy hmm #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #cotl heket #cotl narinder #(these two are small. tiny even) #pujulon #huna #i swear i need to make a chart of the relationships of my cotl stuff because they've changed a couple of times as i do my own thing #leshy and annabe are slowburn to me. its funny if the ex being of chaos takes ages to confess because he's too embarrased

[nihilmachina]

Out of control meme redraws strike again. This time with tragedy.

#overwatch #zenyatta #ramattra #ramyatta #overwatch fanart #ow2 #omnic #rip #my art #it started as a funny but then i thought wHAT IF. maybe one day i'll add to it but for now be sad about memes #confession ive never watched httyd so idk who actually fucking dies here but same for zen and ram #micros0ft is determined to kill them both and so lets go with that

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine) #(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀) #(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍) #(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤) #campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo) #not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎 #idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush) #(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis) #( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff) #( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much) #(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤) #(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND) #(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT) #( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge ) #(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but) #(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨) #(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎) #(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys) #(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr) #anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

[sableeira]

regardless of whether Chuuya’s involvement in the prison break was planned in advance, I think it would be really funny if the shot in the shoulder wasn’t planned. Because Dazai’s reaction felt PERSONAL

#he was genuinely pissed and you can claw this fact from my cold dead hands #just let me have some toxicity and violence in the funny haha performance #afterwards Dazai would be like: was the shot in the shoulder really necessary -_- #the second confession speech was his revenge for the shoulder wound #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd s5 #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #osamu dazai