#funny dating

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#dating #relationships #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #dark humor #adulthood #dating

[retrogamingblog2]

#pokemon #anime #nintendo #gaming #video games #poly #polyamory #polyamourous #poliwrath #gameboy #90s #90's #nineties #retro #funny #lol #humor #meme #dating #puns #dad jokes #retrogaming

[botanicalbard]

#twitter #funny tweets #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate #baulders gate 3 #dating sim

[sleepy-bebby]

From the Chinese dating game show 非诚勿扰 (Fei Cheng Wu Rao), If You Are The One.

#top post #memes #meme #funny memes #dating #relatable #relatable meme #relatable memes #savage #lol #shitposting #shitpost #funny #If You Are The One #dating show #game show #非诚勿扰 #long post #corn #I can play guitar and use nunchucks #I’ll be as devoted to my boyfriend as I am to corn #SpongeBob has a frank personality. very much like mine #I haven’t said hello to you because I don’t think you deserve it #there are 23 pretty girls plus one shrew. that’s me #apart from sleeping I’m always on the internet #I’ve lowered my whole neighbourhood’s iq #i am happiest when I get paid #I use to watch this with my grandma lol it was the only bonding activity we had

[milfspiggy]

#polls #bullying #tumblr polls #poll #idk what the fuck to tags things as ever shrug #basically i was super super suspicious of anyone who ever asked me out by the time i got into high school #simply because it had happened so many times before #i just assumed no one would ever want to date me for real and that i was so comically disgusting that it was funny to pretend #anyways if this happened to you i'm sorry!! i hope things are better now

[ccerealbowl]

Introducing NB! Satan to my cat

#my two boys #Mr.President our beloved #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #satan fanart #doodles #funny haha #cat

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: *laying on a pool chair, unconscious*

Levi, panicking: They're not breathing!

Solomon: I'll give them mouth-to-mouth!

Mc: *opens one eye,* Ew no! Let Mammon do it! *Closes eye*

Lucifer:

Beel:

Solomon:

Satan:

Levi:

Belphie:...

Mammon: GET OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer x mc #lucifer x reader #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me funny #obey me x mc #obey me mammon #omswd #obey me satan #obey me swd #obey me solomon #obey me levi x reader #obey me levi x mc #obey me levi x you #obey me beelzebub #obey me x oc #obey me x you #obey me x y/n #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me boys #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me barbatos #obey me brothers #obey me beel x you #obey me beel x reader

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Jason Kicks down Dick’s apartment door with a duffle bag in hand: turns out it’s not going to work out with Danny.

Dick about to enjoy some Chinese: oh no I thought you were really into him.

Jason, sitting down with a huff: I am but it’s just not going to work out.

Dick: what happened jason?

Jason: I fucked up that’s what.

Jason: he kissed me.

Jason: and afterwards, I panicked

Jason: and, just exclaimed “golly!”

Dick, trying to not keep a straight face:…

Jason: I exclaimed it very loudly..

Dick: oh jason-

Jason clutching a pillow: I can’t step foot into crime alley again Dick, I’m going to have to burn my bridges, start over-

Dick, lightly chuckling: it’s not that bad-!

Jason, into the pillow: just put me back into my casket!!

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #jason todd #dc x dp #shipping #dead on main #jason is dying of embarrasment #don’t worry Danny found it cute #not a lot dating chances when you run an gang #just though #it would be funny #if jason’s first reaction to being kissed was just #golly

[devildomwriter]

The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me video

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#love languages #love #dating #relationships #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol

[catchymemes]

#npc #date #gaming #video games #loczniki #funny #video

[sentientsky]

guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

#yes i know it’s as a result of semantic drift etc etc but it’s funny (to me) #this is from the late 19th century I THINK #i found the clipping in my files and forgot the exact publication date #it’s somewhere between 1880 and 1910 definitely (cause that was the era I was examining) #the original paper was discussing chameleons hehe #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #shitpost #good omens shitpost #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #Michael sheen

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #i think i'm funny

[warandpeas]

Coffinmate

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#coffin #comic #comic strip #date #ex #ex boyfriend #friends #funny #humor #lol #Slutty Witch #vamp #vampire #war and peas #webcomic #witch #witches #Witchy

[feeldco]

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