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shyjusticewarrior · 10 days

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Jason: Has Bernard always looked at you like that, and if so how did you think he was straight?

Tim, to Steph: Stop telling Jason things.

Steph, ignoring Tim: I took Tim's gaydar cause he's not worthy.

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annabethcheese · 10 months

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Will: I'm in love with Nico

Annabeth: Our Nico?

Will: Yes. Thoughts?

Percy: Yes. And prayers.

Annabeth: And blessings.

Jason: But yeah, mostly prayers.

Percy: Good luck.

#percy #percy jackson #annabeth #annabeth chase #percabeth #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #jason grace #pjo #hoo #funny dialogue #dialogue #credits: baatarthefirst

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writing-to-survive · 6 months

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#119

"You're nothing at all of what I thought an alien would look like," Human says.

"What did you think I was going to look like?" Alien asks.

"I don't know. Multiple arms or heads. Maybe three eyes. Huge heads. Green skin," Human mumbles. "But you look like a human. Like me."

"You are very stereotypical. And—" Alien states.

"Sorry," Human winches.

"—saying we look like your species is an insult. The major difference between our two species is that mine is much more advanced than yours. I mean, you guys are still traveling to space in tin cans."

"I was wrong about what I thought you looked like, but I'm spot on about your personality," Human says.

"Intelligent and honest?" Alien assumes, grinning.

"A stuck-up, know it all who thinks their better than everyone else," Human corrects, wiping the smrik right off Alien's face.

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unboundprompts · 4 months

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Character Banter Prompts

↳ a masterpost for character banter writing prompts

↳ (#) is from my collection of random prompts, (list) contains multiple prompts.

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Playful Banter:

Sidewalk Flowers (#4)

Optimism (#10)

What's a Tragedy (#11)

Stuck With the Worst (#17)

Thinking About What You Said (#19)

Conspiracy Theories (#34)

Only Solution is Death (#55)

Aliens??? (#60)

Inside Joke Dialogue (list)

Local Crow Population (#79)

Rivals Bonding over Horror Movies and Mystery Books (list)

Platonic Student Relationship Prompts (list)

The Circus is Looking for More Clowns (#83)

Height Difference Couple Prompts (list)

Going to Class (#104)

Drunk Friends (list)

Road Trip (#113)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (#125)

Withered Plant (#133)

Spiteful Banter:

Still Don't Trust You (#18)

Where Do You Think You're Going? (#32)

You Dumb Fuck (#80)

Responses to Someone Trying to Stab You (list)

Inflated Ego (#90)

Pushing Your Buttons (#94)

Sidewalk Worm Deaths (#107)

Surviving Childhood (#108)

Jackass (#109)

Never Stop Talking (#119)

In Every Universe (#132)

#writing prompts #dialogue prompt #creative writing #writeblr #prompt list #character banter prompts #funny dialogue prompt #funny dialogue

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bookished · 1 year

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“This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”

“Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

“You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”

“Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?” “I don’t know, probably both.”

“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.” “Can I pick?”

“Don’t you have a country to run?” “My favorite person is in the hospital, the country can wait.” “I don’t think it works like that.” “I run the country, so it does.”

“I was going to ask if you wanted to do me on your desk, but I thought I should say hi first.”

“It’s been so long. I’m probably not interested in him anymore.” “I’ve seen his Instagram, you’re definitely still interested.”

“If you’re going to die on me, the least you can do is look good while doing it.”

“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

“Why are you covered in neon body paint?” “Best not to ask.”

“No, it’s really not that complicated. He’s a bad person.”

“The king is missing.”

“How could you do this to me?”

“You’ve got thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”

“I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m on your side.”

“Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.”

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batmanie · 1 month

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Three moods of Riddler

Scarecrow: what do you want from me, Edward?

Riddler(offended): nothing.

Riddler(furious): everything!

Riddler(desperate): anything at all?

#the riddler #riddler #edward nigma #scriddler #scarecrow #jonathan crane #edward nashton #edward nygma #arkham quotes #batman funny #funny dialogue #funny quotes #my post #temarcia #batmanie #bat-mania

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skriveting · 1 year

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A bunch of different dialogue prompts #75

"This is your final warning." "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

"This is the most scared I've ever been in my entire life."

"Okay, time to go outside for a bit."

"Yes. This is way scarier than that."

"Don't treat me like a fool." "Then don't like act like one."

"Are you just going to stand there and watch?" "Yes, I think I will, actually."

"It's quiet. Too quie-" "HELLO?? IS ANYONE IN HERE?!"

"Does anyone else remember-" "No." "Let me rephrase... Does anyone else here, except those with amnesia, remember"

"Great, guys. Real discreet."

"Can you two pretend to get along for just one night??"

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sleepytypewriter · 1 year

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Dialogue Prompt #106

A: (Talking about B) Oh my god I hate them so freaking much. They're so annoying. C: Then stop talking to them. A: No.

#dialogue prompt #dialogue #dialogue prompts #funny dialogue #writeblr #writblr #writers #writer #writing #prompt #prompts #otp prompt #otp imagines #imagine your otp #klance #drarry #prinxiety

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spahhzy · 4 months

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Jaune: Friendship bracelets!

Roman: Jaune... these are handcuffs.

#jaune arc #roman torchwick #funny dialogue

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fishshovelfoomp · 1 month

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Friend: hey I'm having a party tomorrow wanna come

My brain: OH NOOOOOOOO

Me: ummm actually I really just wanna get a good nights sleep

Friend: ok how bout next week

Brain: CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Me: no actually I am planning on getting sick that day sorry

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Funny #Comedy #Excuses #Funny dialogue #Dialogue

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shenanigamessg · 1 month

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There are two types of people in the world

#discord chat #discord shenanigans #out of context discord #discord #memes #discord server #funny discord moments #discord funnies #discord friends #funny dialogue #online friends #shenanigamessg

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writersloveroe · 11 months

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annoyed caretaker dialogue prompts

this type of trope is incredibly cute !

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•”if you had listened to me, you wouldn’t have gotten sick,”

•”this is the third time i had buy a box of bandaids this month,”

•”didn’t i tell you to wear a jacket before leaving?”

•”i told you i’m always right,”

•”get home safely, we don’t need to be making anymore hospital trips this year,”

•”i didn’t think i’d have to tell you to blow before drinking hot soup but here we are,”

•”be more careful or i might have to buy a bubble to put you inside of,“

•”do i need to keep my eye on you all the time?”

•”c’mon, let’s get you home,”

•”yes, i do care about you, no, i am not going to kiss your scar,”

•”stop wiggling around while i rewrap your bandages,”

#caretaker #whump #whump tropes #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump writing #fanfiction writer #fanfic #fanfiction prompts #writing prompt #writer things #writing dialogue #dialogue ideas #funny dialogue #whump dialogue #character dialogue #dialogue prompt

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annabethcheese · 9 months

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*on a call*

Annabeth: Babe, I'm breaking up-

Percy: I'm pregnant.

Annabeth: I meant the phone.

Percy: Right, sorry. I panicked.

#b99 #percy jackson #pjo #annabeth chase #percabeth #dialogue #funny dialogue #mine

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writing-to-survive · 3 months

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#193

"Is this not considered kidnapping?"

"You came willing, saying—and I quote—'I call shotgun.'"

"Which I didn't get."

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sinfulsalutations · 1 year

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tech: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

wrecker, holding a raccoon: his name is patches! i found him on a street while we were walking 'round coruscant

hunter: wrecker, put it back

crosshair, now staring into patches soul with hidden adoration: ...lets keep it

hunter: NO!

#nour emerges #tbb #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #star wars #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #clone force 99 #headcannons #star wars headcannons #the bad batch headcannons #crack #dialogue #funny dialogue #dialogue crack

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bookished · 1 year

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( a collection of sentence starters. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post 💛

"It doesn't feel so monstrous after a while. I was being killed slowly, drowning in all the things I needed and how little anyone seemed to care. Unlike them, I'm a professional. I make it quick. Survival, THRIVING, isn't a sin. Why should I fear the light of day? It was the dark that held me in the night."

"I was once a man, a human just like you. I killed for my Lord. Sacrificed my all. Now, look at me. Look at us. Fighting against each other. Me for myself, and you for those who once employed me."

"I have found as much beauty in the Dark as I have in the Light"

“I must say, I am… surprised, you found it so easily.”

“One might think you had been to my house before.”

“Do I… occupy your thoughts?”

“I will make a new contract with you. I will give you any reward you desire, within my power to grant, if answer me that one question. Otherwise, punishment is in order for violating a term of our contract and betraying my trust.”

"If this is really the last time we're seeing each other, don't you have anything to say?"

“You can’t. You can’t kill me, love. It’s okay, I already know.”

"Why do you suddenly want to dance?" "It feels like a good opportunity to hold you close"

"Don't call me a monster when you're the one who made me into one."

"I am no sinner and you are no saint. Darling, tell me, what are we?"

"Don't worry, you'll be back to pushing me away and hissing threats in no time."

"Miss me already?"

"For someone that hates me, you sure stare at me a lot."

‘‘This isn’t how you avenge someone, darling. Make me fall for you deep and hard, have me totally swept by your tides, have me head over heels for you and then crumple up my feelings like they are made of paper, make me take you to all my favorite spots and make you listen to my private playlist. Leave your marks on everything I treasure before leaving me so that I never get over you even after you’ve done me the worst. And finally, when I am at my highest, shatter me into pieces and scatter me like powdered glass.’’

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