#funny dreams

[thosedamnlemmings]

Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”

#my dream #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #dream journal #funny dreams #shitpost #lemmrambles

[corvus-woodfordi]

Had a dream that I was being chased by Ghostface, and I knocked him out at some point I think, and when I pulled of the mask for the big identity reveal, it was one of the Property Brothers. Then the other one came rushing around the corner and attacked me, and I woke up.

#All dreams have meaning #my dreams #ghostface #scream movie #scream 1996 #scream #slashers #property brothers #one time i dreamt #dream #horror #funny dreams

[probablypaul]

#rule #196 #196archive #reddit #meme #funny #shitpost #gobledy goo #dreams #funny dreams #funny post #funny story

[we-are-the-memers-mr]

#memes #dank memes #tumblr memes #dreams #weird dreams #funny dreams #dreaming #dream memes #relationship memes #jokes #funny #lol #lmao #funny stuff #funny shit

[soulsoffairlight]

I had a weird dream last night where I was playing Tomodachi Life and I was doing research on how to get all the personalities. Then I learned about a secret personality called "The Dark Knight" that only had two of the personality slider bars: "movement" and "speech." I tried to do it but I couldn't without the rest of the bars, so I went to the wiki. It said that you can only unlock this personality when Animal from The Muppet Movie visits your island. Then I went back to my game and Animal rose out of the apartment building like in The Muppet Movie

Then I woke up

10/10 dream

#the muppets #muppet fandom #dr teeth and the electric mayhem #muppet mayhem #shitpost #weird dreams #dreams #tomodachi life #tomodachi collection #funny dreams

[kajilychnis]

I dreamed of Bellroc omfg 😭

I don't remember it very well, except for one scene that had a profound effect on me... if you want to know what a romantic scene with Bellroc looks like continue reading 😭 So, I remember that in my dream I was in love with Bellroc (hell yeah I am) and I don't know why but I decided to reproduce a romantic scene with them (worst idea). So I purposely fell on them, so that they would catch me, and really I fell on them and they didn't move an inch, I was on top of them and they was still motionless. They slowly looked towards me, they had an angry look on their face and they pushed me violently. 😭 THE DISRESPECT I CAAAAAAAAN'T 😭😭😭 !!! THEY WOULD THO LMFAO !!

#toa #trollhunters #bellroc #toa wizards #dreamworks trolls #headcanon #funny dreams #skrael #the arcane order

[theshadowrealmitself]

I had a dream that I was talking to a couple of people and one of them was teaching us the asl sign for neon genesis evangelion and it was like a sorta cross symbol for some reason, and this other person goes “no that’s not it, it’s this” and then they very seriously did the sign for pain over their eye and I lost it laughing

Imagine telling someone the name of a show with a spoiler and they’re just like. wh.why is it named like that??

#no fandom #cause technically this is about my dream #my dream #my dreams #weird dream #funny dreams

[thesunshinenotebook]

Lots of people dream of dating their kpop idols, right? I personally think of them more as my virtual besties. I have, however, dreamed that...

I ran into Taehyung from BTS in a shoe store at the mall

J-Hope from BTS was in my neighbor's yard, right outside my window, for no reason

I worked at some sort of fast food joint with Stray Kids

Hyunjin from Stray Kids and possibly other members (I can't remember who) were for some reason evading the police in a getaway car with me. This may have been the same dream as #3

Felix from Stray Kids was the new manager at the grocery store I work at irl. When I had this dream I was just chilling in bed and didn't realize I was actually falling asleep until it occurred to me that Felix does not, in fact, work with me

I was going to TXT's concert... several states away...in a go kart...with a stranger who vaguely resembled a girl from art class

I was at TXT's concert, but in this weird confetti pit (literally swimming in confetti), and Beomgyu was for some reason in the crowd, and I for some reason gave him a stack of 4x6 photos, which I saw him holding later in the parking lot (why was he in the parking lot? I have no idea)

I was watching some sort of TXT documentary in which three members had solo performance at separate events (I want to say it was Choi line). Beomgyu was playing the piano on a two level stage, and somehow both he and the piano fell from the top level. He got knocked out, but then he woke up and kept singing, then passed out again, then kept singing. Dream me was watching this happen in the documentary and low-key panicking, and then I woke up incredibly confused.

So uhhh... BTS is in all the random places, Stray Kids are minimum wage workers, and Beomgyu should definitely stay away from pianos. I think my subconscious mind needs help.

#tomorrow by together #tomorrowxtogether #txt #bangtan #bts #stray kids #skz #memes #funny #weird dreams #funny dreams #kpop #kpop memes #kpop funny #feel like some of these could honestly make interesting fanfiction #except that they all had that confusing dream timeline that makes no sense #and i doubt y/n would be caught riding go karts to concerts #but anyway

[stefastral-dusk]

Had a dream in which every meme account would repost this image of a woman taking a mirror selfie captioned "me when he diddle in my riddle and ate 😍"

#had a dream #dream #funny dreams #meme

[ponyartistbrainiac]

I had a dream where i was holding two VHS tapes in mint condition plastic covers

One said "the best things in Africa"

The other said "the worst things in Africa"

The covers where almost identical but the worst one was slightly off center

#my text #dreams #weird dreams #dreaming #sleeping #my dreams #funny dreams #funny

[ventismfsblog]

GUYS I had a dream where i was Sigma from BSD

The cast was at a party and I accidentally walked in on Fyodor and Dazai ducking and I was so flabbergasted I just threw myself behind a couch

But then yosano fished me out and made me clean for flopping around behind the couch

But it was okay bc in my hc Sigma enjoys cleaning

ALSO chuuya was at the party and when I told yosano what happened he looked at me like this whit a red plastic cup in his hands

#IDK WHY DAZAI AND FYODOR I DONT EVEN SHIP THEM #fyozai #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd sigma #bsd fyodor #funny dreams #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd yosano

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

Had a weird, kind of sad, kind of funny dream last night:

My sister and I were getting ready to head into the fair to grab some food so I thought I'd call my mom and see if she wanted to come along. So I called her and was like, hey we're headed into the fair and I wondered--" and then I stop and remember that my mom has been dead for almost two years.

But on the other end of the line she's like "wondered what?" So i say "Well I was gonna ask if you wanted to come along, but I just remembered you died, so you can't really come with us, can you?" At which point she just says with a chuckle "Shoulda thought of that before you called me, shouldn't you?"

Which is just so Mom. Like that's exactly what she would say. She had a pretty morbid sense of humour, and I think she'd really find this funny.

Yesterday was my mom's birthday, and she would always get a slice of pizza at the fair, so it's not a surprise I'd have a dream like this right now, I guess.

#personal #dreams #i miss my mom #funny dreams

[thosedamnlemmings]

I had a dream that me and my dad broke about 20 driving laws so we could get to the beach faster, and then we stole from a cop.

#lemmrambles #my dream #dream journal #funny dreams #one time i dreamt #thought tumblr would love this one

[ihaveaweirdidea]

i was having a dream that i was a ghostbuster, but not a first-stringer more of a 3rd-string. there was a call there was a ghost at harvard. the main team gets called but they disappear. same for the second. I'm called up. So, i go - ive got my gear but it's not the best - it's the backup, but it works.

i get to harvard, and I'm told where the other teams had gone - but i was warned that they had disappeared. gotta go. gotta do my job and save my team.

i run up these stairs to a lecture hall where i run unto Danny Devito - he's a ghostbuster, apparently, 2nd-string.

I ask him if he knows where the ghost is - he points to a lecture hall, but warns me not to go in there "im pretty sure literal satan is in there."

i tell him "satan isnt a ghost" and i run in anyway. ballsy and technical - i like dream me.

as I rush into the lecture hall, im grabbed by a dean or professor - he wants me to talk about being a ghostbuster to some students - and pulls me elsewhere.

i get shoved towards this other lecture room full of students. he asks "so, you believe you catch ghosts?"

i tell him "no, i do catch ghosts." some of the students start to question me about my sanity. i reply "look, it's okay for you not to believe in ghosts, if i didnt do this for a living, i wouldn't either but there's a ghost here, my friends have disappeared and im the only one who can help them."

this student asks "how do you plan to do that?"

i reply "ghosts love chocolate." (apparently)

i pull out a chocolate bar, open it, and start waving it around. nothing. the professor tells the students to take notes about my mental state.

i bite the chocolate bar and there's a crack of thunder - inside the building.

the lights go out and more thunder rolls in. "he's here."

the students never leave their desks - they're scribbling notes.

meanwhile, I'm waving this chocolate bar enticingly "here, boomer..."

suddenly, this giant ball... like a storm cloud appears. it walks like a man - very round and cartoony. every step sets off a thunder crack. I'm still waving the chocolate "here, boomer." lightning is shooting through the lecture hall. i throw the chocolate - boomer walks over to take it. i zap him with the proton pack, and trap him.

easier than i had thought - for a 3rd string.

the lecture hall full of students is dumbfounded, but this one student comes over and asks me questions.

student, "so, now that he's trapped, you're gonna send him home, right?"

me, "we don't know where he comes from."

student, "so, you're just gonna imprison him?"

me, "no, we hold onto him til we can find a way to send him home."

student, "that's unethical."

me, "we don't know where he comes from. if you found a puppy and couldn't find his home, would you just leave it or throw it back in the wild where it can get hurt."

student, "so, you're protecting them."

me, "in a sense, just like we protect you from them. we have a responsibility..."

suddenly, i hear Danny Devito scream and I wake up. ... DAMMIT. i just know my brain's not gonna finish this dream. lol

#weird #weird ideas #weird dreams #ghostbusters #danny devito #funny dreams #goofy dreams

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[veggie-snake]

3 funny and bizarre dreams that I had before waking up today

1.) Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer wanted to pay for my top surgery

2.) It turned out that stupid madonna lied about her age this entire time, she was in her 90s

3.) I was stealing a bunch of cookies and chocolates from a school's fridge

#funny dreams #ask me stuff