That line about 1830s but without all the racists is something she said when she was a kid so like...idt kids are expected to know everything there is to know about history and social justice
yeah I’m the wrong person to debate the nuances of Taylor Swift w, I literally do not care it’s not that deep to me
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Nora : Oops, got your mental illness
Yang : You give that back, that was a gift from my MOTHER
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I rewatched Magi: Abridged recently and some of the stuff is so out of pocket but it's also SO fucking hilarious so here's some of my favourite quotes that I'm probably going to reference in fics :)
Like 90% of it is Alibaba
Also some of them aren't 100% accurate
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Judar: Oh fuck I think I left my purse down there
Sinbad: HEY YOUR FORGOT YOUR SATCHEL
Judar: IT'S A PURSE
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Alibaba: Hey baby where are you from, hottie island?
Morgiana: Actually I'm a slave from the Dark Continent ._.
Alibaba: Oh... well you don't look African- *gets kicked into a wall*
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Alibaba: I'm not wishing for you to dwell inside my body!
Amon: Bitch... ya just did
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Hakuryuu: And then I had a dream about my mother... which is probably why I woke up screaming 'whore' at the top of my lungs
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Aladdin: So why don't you just take some yoga classes and learn to suck yoUR OWN DICK??!
Alibaba: ... you can learn?
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Sharrkan: Before you master your swordplay, you've gotta learn to master your swordplay
Alibaba: Oh you're talking about my dick
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Idk His Name: Did you just get a boner?
Alibaba: Yes, aND SO DID MY SWORD!
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Judar: You remember a little city called Atlantis?
No Name Guard: Yeah it sunk years ago
Judar: Yup, that was me... I still have the plug B)
No Name Guard: Man you can't shit yourself quietly in these pants
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Sinbad: Masrururururururur me and Ja'far are having a meeting and need some coffee
Masrur: Mhm
Ja'far: Actually can I get a pumpkin spice macchiato?
Masrur: ANYTHINGFORYOUDADDY
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Ja'far: GET YOUR BELLY DANCING ASS BACK DOWN HERE
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Judar: The only other Magis other than myself are a woman and a Surprisingly Attractive Homeless Man
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Sinbad: All women have big boobs :)
Ja'far: I speak for all A cups when I say-
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Alibaba: Oh... well how about your dick-? *gets thrown into a wall again*
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Alibaba: Oh Jesus...
Sinbad: What's a Jesus?
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Aladdin: Oh yeah? Well... nice.... eyshadow! Haha got him
Judar: Yeah I like your eyeshadow too
Aladdin: I'm not wearing any- *gets punched*
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had the idea to make a jfk alt and make his main class a machinist
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