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anxiouspotatorants · 7 months
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Mabel and Theo: *being friends, bantering, giving emotional support, helping each other with tasks, playfully touching each other and smiling and laughing like idiots*
Oscar, Zoe and Tim (and Tobert probably): are you serious? Right in front of our salads?
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grozen · 1 month
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silly little man, silly little sketches
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johnboyegbert · 10 months
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simon fairchild, you son of a gun,
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aoxue · 4 months
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If I had a nickel for every time I fixated on a self-sacrificing, extra dead dude with moon imagery, bloody eyes, an icy sword, no regard for the institutions in power, and soul fragmentation issues,
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stuckinapril · 10 hours
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That line about 1830s but without all the racists is something she said when she was a kid so like...idt kids are expected to know everything there is to know about history and social justice
yeah I’m the wrong person to debate the nuances of Taylor Swift w, I literally do not care it’s not that deep to me
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sheriffspookypants · 5 months
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The fact that Astarion was a magistrate before getting turned into a vampire is soooo funny. This is my judge? Dawg I’m going to jail 😩😩😩
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strawberrybyers · 2 years
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bylers talking about will: i want to see him happy as the MAIN character! and fuck it, give him a gun!
bylers talking about mike: michael wheeler i know what you are and i want to see you on the brink of death
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fadewalking · 1 year
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Okay so i did just watch John Mulaney's, newest special and im not gonna lie. It was really good.
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saint-nevermore · 6 months
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Not paying you shit so you can waste it on weed
so you come into MY house, tell me what to do with my life, then imply i waste donations on weed. who even are you? do you know how weird it is to rock up to strangers anonymously to be a cunt? do you want to kiss
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My fav dnddads moment is during the one of the early zoom/pandemic episodes Matt interrupts to talk about how distracted he is by Anthony's tits being out while he's wearing nothing but a bathrobe
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trademarkdraws · 1 year
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heres some unfinished slime doodles bc as much as ive been trying to focus on digital art i hate it so so much 👍
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vampirical-formula · 2 years
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Girl help I’m being turned into a reusable caprisun pouch against my will lol
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itsraith · 1 year
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Nora : Oops, got your mental illness
Yang : You give that back, that was a gift from my MOTHER
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babymagi · 1 year
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I rewatched Magi: Abridged recently and some of the stuff is so out of pocket but it's also SO fucking hilarious so here's some of my favourite quotes that I'm probably going to reference in fics :)
Like 90% of it is Alibaba
Also some of them aren't 100% accurate
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Judar: Oh fuck I think I left my purse down there Sinbad: HEY YOUR FORGOT YOUR SATCHEL Judar: IT'S A PURSE
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Alibaba: Hey baby where are you from, hottie island? Morgiana: Actually I'm a slave from the Dark Continent ._. Alibaba: Oh... well you don't look African- *gets kicked into a wall*
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Alibaba: I'm not wishing for you to dwell inside my body! Amon: Bitch... ya just did
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Hakuryuu: And then I had a dream about my mother... which is probably why I woke up screaming 'whore' at the top of my lungs
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Aladdin: So why don't you just take some yoga classes and learn to suck yoUR OWN DICK??! Alibaba: ... you can learn?
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Sharrkan: Before you master your swordplay, you've gotta learn to master your swordplay Alibaba: Oh you're talking about my dick
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Idk His Name: Did you just get a boner? Alibaba: Yes, aND SO DID MY SWORD!
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Judar: You remember a little city called Atlantis? No Name Guard: Yeah it sunk years ago Judar: Yup, that was me... I still have the plug B) No Name Guard: Man you can't shit yourself quietly in these pants
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Sinbad: Masrururururururur me and Ja'far are having a meeting and need some coffee Masrur: Mhm Ja'far: Actually can I get a pumpkin spice macchiato? Masrur: ANYTHINGFORYOUDADDY
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Ja'far: GET YOUR BELLY DANCING ASS BACK DOWN HERE
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Judar: The only other Magis other than myself are a woman and a Surprisingly Attractive Homeless Man
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Sinbad: All women have big boobs :) Ja'far: I speak for all A cups when I say-
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Alibaba: Oh... well how about your dick-? *gets thrown into a wall again*
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Alibaba: Oh Jesus... Sinbad: What's a Jesus?
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Aladdin: Oh yeah? Well... nice.... eyshadow! Haha got him Judar: Yeah I like your eyeshadow too Aladdin: I'm not wearing any- *gets punched*
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cidnangarlond · 10 months
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had the idea to make a jfk alt and make his main class a machinist
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