#funny incorrect

[jadequila]

ni-ki: if rain is just god leaving the tap open

ni-ki: then is wind just god's window open?

sunoo: or maybe god's fart

jungwon: . . . wtF

#incorrect quotes #enhypen #funny incorrect #originalcrackshet #niki #sunoo #jungwon #maknae line #incorrect enhypen

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

#moon knight #moonknight #marc spector #steven grant #ambivert #moon knight text posts #mcu text posts #marvel text posts #moon knight text post #incorrect moon knight #moon knight incorrect quotes #incorrect moon knight quotes #incorrect moon knight quote #moon knight meme #moon knight memes #moon knight system #moon knight show #moon boys #moon knight disney+ #moon knight funny #funny moon knight #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu memes #marvel memes #ambivert memes #jake lockley #moon knoght edit #marc spector edit #steven grant edit

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

[crowleys-hips]

#i think i'm so funny #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #air conditioning #ineffable fandom #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #final fifteen #david tennant #michael sheen #xanshitposts

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess? #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[1941-crowley-slut]

...

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #gomens2 #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #good omens 2 #ineffable idiots #gabriel #beelzebub #meme #good omens meme #funny #good omens season 2 #bees #this is inaccurate because Gabriel wouldn't know bees make honey #incorrect quotes #ineffable bureaucracy #go #go2 #go crack #good omens crack

[lovelyinspiration1463]

This is my pièce de résistance. I've peaked.

#10th doctor #doctor who #tenth doctor #funny doctor who #doctor who memes #she's everything #he's just ken #donna noble #doctor who series 4 #doctor who season 4 #new who #whovian #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect tenth doctor #incorrect donna noble #fourteenth doctor #14th doctor

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth

[sodamnbored]

Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

#batfamily #batman #batkids #batboys #batbrats #batbros #batman and robin #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #dc robin #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #batfam #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect batkids #incorrect batbros #incorrect tim drake #incorrect damian Wayne #batbrats being dumb #batbrats being funny #batbrats being brothers #dick and damian #tim and damian #disaster duo #chaotic dumbasses

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.

#incorrect super smash bros #Baldur's Gate #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Karlach #Minthara #Astarion #Gale #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #Wyll #Halsin #meme #funny #joke #nutshell

[lustwithoutlore]

Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

#steph: *cocks gun* time to eat the fucking rich #tim: thank god if I get killed I can finally rest #steph: *lowers gun* uh…. you good bro? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #stephanie brown #batgirl #red robin #dc comics #dc comics funny #incorrect batfamily quotes

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #headache meme

[vixfern]

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #Superman #soup puns #funny #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #Superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #superman x batman #incorrect Superbat quotes

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: As your favorite Robin-

Tim: Dick's my favorite Robin.

Jason: As your favorite Robin-

#dc #dc comics #funny incorrect quotes #comic books #comics #character dynamics #robins #jason todd #red hood #robin jason todd #tim drake #red robin #robin #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #bat brothers #funny #writing dialogue #dick grayson #nightwing #robin dick grayson #humor #found family #detective comics #dc robins #batman characters

[lassieposting]

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 #bg3 headcanons #they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao #gale dekarios #halsin #astarion ancunin #scratch the dog #owlbear cub #tav #can also count as #bg3 prompts #this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to

[dc-and-damirae]

random hero: aren't you embarrassed about being related to the villain red hood?

Dick: honestly, I'm more embarrassed about being related to Tim

*Tim walks in covered in glitter and offers no explanation*

Jason watching on the monitors at his safe house: lol

#batfam on crack #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #bat brothers #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #red hood #jason todd #incorrect justice league quotes #batkids