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A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ years old man walking past.

She hasn’t had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, “hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”

The old man said, “but I won’t be able to…”

Prostitute: “c'mon man…. give it a try… ”

Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his 8 incher and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes.

When he’s done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, “but you said you won’t be able to….”

“…pay you” replied the old man.

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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”

Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”

Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”

Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question

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2:37AM. I NEED SOME PUSSY!

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They’re pair-a-medics.

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listening to ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go?’ by The Clash during the Stay at Home order like

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So I stuck it in her ass and said “yeah, you like that Steve?”

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Quédate en casa, así como te quedaste donde no te querían.

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Entertainment Fun Fact

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Looks like he got coronated at last!

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I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for them.”

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‪‘But Not Big To Kong’, the most fabulously funny book ever, is now available as an E-book. And I shit you not, it contains the other letters as well…..in fact all 25 of them. ‬

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After all these years he’s finally been coronated.

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Because we are considering. Are you?🤷‍♂️

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