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Where do bumblebees go for a wee?
A BP station
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oh so this diode can go into breakdown if you apply excessive tension to it? well it’s not special so can i :/
#jokes that cater to me specifically but i do find it kind of funny that it's called breakdown zone#you apply negative tension to the diode? you send him into breakdown zone?? oh! oh! inverse current for mother!! inverse current for a hundr#*hundred years!!
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me: *continues to bash god/christianity*
me: *suddenly realizes that I’m experiencing probably both body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria*
#I’m not gonna change my habits lmao#he’s not even real like this is just a coincidence#but still fuck him anyway lol#wanna be clear that this post is a joke lol#I really do not believe that I am being -punished- in anyway#I just think it’s a funny coincidence and that my mom would say I told you so if I told her
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I am a fucking genius. I have just had the best breakthrough in my poetic process in easily a year. I am incandescent. I am astonishing. I am unfortunately extremely awake despite it being my bedtime!!!
#okay. so. i make a lot of jokes about how i'm the perfect test patient#bc my body reacts immediately and dramatically to everything. it's very funny at pt#but like. i decided to try yet another addition to my million supplements#and uhhhh. okay. i have had one pill of this. and my brain is back?? i think?#for about an hour earlier i thought i was gonna go manic but. i think i was just understimulated#the video game that has been requiring all my attention was suddenly too easy#and then i was thinking about. a lot of things. with actual mental energy and desire to pursue them??#and now. THIS. i can't talk about it yet but if i land the honors program THIS will be my capstone#this is . . . the best thing ive ever done maybe? im so. is. is my brain back?#it might be a fluke. it might be gone again in the morning. i shouldn't get my hopes up but. hello? me? are you there?? i have missed you#wingwalker
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my life is not a joke. jokes have to be funny
#my life is a depressive ass tv show which no one understadns because i dont tell anyone anything ever except for like#sometimes#but even then it's not everything and im just here like luigi wearing sunglasses playing with the t u n e s#yes#jokes arent funny sometimes and that jokes is my life#ok bye lmao#og#shreya.drafts
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It's 4 AM and it just hit me that the Hetalia fandom has so many new memes and jokes now. I remember when I would always see the memes/jokes from the early days of the fandom recycled over...and over...and over again. It seemed like those were the only ones the fandom paid attention to no matter how many years passed.
I'm so thrilled we're past that and on to much better things.
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Now JJ calling Penelope Babygirl is a concept
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Watch ""THE WAY TO HER HEART" l BIGG JAH" on YouTube
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sometimes i get so angry arguing about naruto and sasuke characterization i want to revert back to being 15 and being like "well i kin naruto so there!" and i mean kin like i was naruto in a past life not like i relate to him. like i refuse to ever go back to that degree of mentall instability but im so tempted sometimes just to win an argument by guilt tripping ppl
#this is a joke. i just continue living knowing im right#tw suicide but 15 year old me wouldve legit felt suicidal if someone was like 'that doesnt mean anything' AAAH its so funny ik retrospect#glas i got it out of my system then and not like. in college
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Me: *watching a vine compilation*
A little boy opening his gift, disappointed but thankful nonetheless:
#bo burnhan#bo burnham#bo burnham inside#inside#an avocado… thanksss#iconic vines#vine quotes#funny jokes
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Kiku's trying to pick the cats off of Alfred, but they hook their claws into his hoodie and just cling😍
This is a challenge of territory
#this happened to me once#i was at a cello lesson and one of my teacher’s cats jumped on my lap and when she tried to take him off he hooked his claws into my pants#it didn’t hurt but i thought it was funny#more fuel to my joke of being a pet magnet#sorry this is kinda long#hetalia#aph america#aph japan#ameripan#nekotalia#aph neko america#aph neko japan
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Did a random under level 50 battleground with friends and our 4th teammate from the queue ended up being none other than popular build/guide creator HackTheMinotaur, who did almost nothing to help us win the game of Crazy King and just farmed kills the entire match. Never meet your heroes kids
#em plays eso#im mostly joking i dont Really care that much considering how easily we won#and how much they did i guess contribute to keeping the action away from the objectives#it was just funny to be like STAMPLAR SALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE#or oh hi stamplar sally good to see you again and youre gone#was a good fun match and a neat encounter#mine#eso
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Amazed how none of you understand how young freshly-18 actually is. Obsessed even
#rvb#red vs blue#jokes in the notes if you're seeing this from the tags#but I'm probably the only one who finds this funny so
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i hate ordering shit from other countries, this is giving me so much anxiety
#like idrc if it's something small and cheap yk#but this skateboard cost kind of a lot 😭 i never ordered something this expensive and big before#and if i get scammed god pls no 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 then my parents will never let me live it down in the worst way possible#in a you're fucking stupid way not funny joke way 😭
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there was that post recently about ironic homophobia thats totally right, but i feel like it goes double if you're trying to say an ironic joke about somebody and you're a part of a group of people who would unironically say whatever the "joke" is
#personal#post inspired by watching critikal's stream and his reponse to the 100th 'u play a girl??' post was saying he thought that was ameme#* a meme#which then made the chat think it was ok as a meme so they all started doing it#and that chat was definitely mostly men#like... out of context it just looks like a bunch of men suddenly hating women#it being ironic doesnt exactly make it ok#if they were women itd be slightly less bad but stilly ultimately bad bc there are women who are misogynistic#but u flat out shouldnt be saying if u were already someone who couldve been seriously saying it#ig bc internet culture they went the route of memes and being funny instead of sincere but its so dumb#a genuine opinion would have held more weight#opinion in defense of women i mean lmao. instead of brushing it off#and irony does nothing#reading a bunch of 'gross! woman in MY game?!' didnt exactly make it feel safer lol#there is a difference between that and ppl using 'its a joke!' as a quick excuse but its still annoying#long post
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“So how’s it going..... roommate?”
~Flare
#dicerolls#like if you read reblog if you want#pht#drake and josh#technoblade#dream#dsmp#mcyt#memes#jokes#I'm not the first to have this idea but#pls someone draw this scene as them pls#I'm sorry I can't stop#this is just so funny#I fucking missed Techno lore
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