#funny lines

[ech0thegeck0]

God. this show makes me so emotional when i watch it like… how do these adults performing as kids in a dnd campaign say so many lines that just wrench my heart out?? “that is the love of my life” Kristen saving Riz instead of herself, “i trust fig will find me” riz’s conversations with his dad, “are you okay with us showing this picture of your dad all the time” “yeah! i love seeing my dad, hes been gone a long time” GOD, adaines conversations with her sister, any mention of the neglect adaine went through, “kristen sacrificed herself for me..”, Fabian finding his true self after being in a severe depression, but they also say so many just insanely funny lines too “did yall…fuuuuck?”, “FIG GOT HER KISSES IN?”, “Get the tinkerers to make the tinctures in the tinkerer tent?” “tremendous!”, “Im gonna punch my dad in the face”, “IM A LITTLE SHRIMP”, “GORGUGS DOING A CRAB STAND” honestly the entire shrimp party bit GOD i love them

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high: sophmore year #i will never recover #adaine abernant #figeroth faeth #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #god i love them #ayda aguefort #shrimp party #crab king #sad lines #funny lines

[fights4users]

 Underappreciated lines

Taken from my last rewatch, there’s a bunch of moments that just go under the radar and they really need more attention.

“I mean, sending me down here to play games…who does he calculate he is?!” Rip Crom

“No butts clu, that’s for users”

“No problem Master C” HE GAVE IT A NICKNAME

The way Lora giggles after saying “I loved him for his brains!” She finds it the funniest thing in the world, it’s actually really cute

Honorary mention to the clothes all over the floor scene

“Now that is a big door!” “Shut up!”

“You are gonna stay with me, right?”

“What for? You’re the one who never needed any help remember?”

“Come on. I’m-im scared of the dark. All this technology scares me”

“If this is about the parking tickets, I can explain everything.”

“So long sucker”

“What is that?! What do you see?!”

“I can feel it!” “Feel what- are you ok?!”

“What’s this do? (NO) “what about this one?! (NO)”

Not a line but when Tron TUMBLES into the IO tower

“What do you want? Im busy” “busy dying you worn out excuse for an old program”

#tron #tronblr #tron 1982 #kevin flynn #ed dillenger #lora baines #alan bradley #funny lines

[linesforskits]

I love my cats, but ONE stupid fucker will poop ANYWHERE except outside or in the litter box. I've tried all the tricks to educate but this asshole is stubborn, which leads me to...

Intrusive thoughts #5: Skinning and roasting that ONE STUPID CAT!!!

#funny lines #humor #lol #sillyposting #intrusive thoughts #anger #frustrated #funny #humour #not serious #cats #dumb cat

[soulinkpoetry]

🤣 I hope you got all that!

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Diane Keaton in Woody Allen’s parody on Russian literature “ Love and Death” 1975

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#Diane Keaton #woody Allen #love and dearh #funny lines #funny videos #movies #thoughts

[renaultphile]

Very Important poll on humour

So I thought it was time to celebrate Mary Renault's sense of humour. Some say she doesn't have one, but I found myself laughing out loud quite a few times on the last re-read. I'm going to suggest to make this fair we say funny proportionate to screen time, or responsible for the funniest line in the book. Here goes. I want to see examples in the comments, and if you can only vaguely remember a joke, I'll help you track it down!

#The Charioteer #Mary Renault #humour #Funny lines #I was definitely laughing out loud #will tell you afterwards why I think Andrew is a contender #If nobody votes for him

[attackontitansimper]

One of my favorite Saiki k moments

#anime #Saiki #this is so funny #funny lines #kusuo saiki

[alyandajgifs]

#aj #aj michalka #the goldbergs #thegoldbergsgifs #aj on goldbergs #funny lines #sunshine #cute #where is that little beam of sunshine

[emaya-chan-the-potato-headed]

More skulls! OOOOH this one's vomiting buttons on a skeleton! No more buttons! 😂

#our flag means death #funny lines #no more buttons! #potential inside joke

[beif0ngs]

alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???

#atla #Avatar the Last Airbender #atlaedit #animationedit #Zuko #Uncle Iroh #*mine #GIVE ME THE NAME!!!!! #and it's funny how they chose to keep most of the lines almost verbatim in this scene but then replaced the MOST important line... #seriously who in their right f*cking mind thought that was the better line to say in this context HUH??? #the way it was originally written was such an important highlight of this scene too!! #IT LITERALLY SUMS UP IROH AND ZUKO'S ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IN ONE SENTENCE #like i know certain dialogues can't be translated well into live action and some changes are necessary #but there was absolutely NO reason to change this particular line whatsoever in this specific scene

[epicfirestormer]

Go watch Nimona, it's really good

#nimona #i had to stop the movie to make this meme #i like to think I'm funny #when i heard that line I was instantly reminded of this post #but I mean #ballister would absolutely say this #the fire burns #the fire crackles with joy #low quality shitpost #low quality memes #also I think it was hilarious that Ambrosius had beef with a kid for being Ballister's new best friend #miguel o'hara 🤝 ambrosius goldenloin: having beef with a child #memes #ballister blackheart #ambrosius goldenloin

[the-exhausted-xexandaler]

I once had whipped cream on a sandwich. Now the department store has a toy consultant, two security guards and a third of a whipped cream sandwich that’s 33%off.

-My dream where a dragon type digimon who was apparently my father told me and my mom (cat type) this while watching an anime.

For the first time ever I have laughed myself awake and I have no idea how…

#weird dreams #funny lines #i’m going back to bed #toodles~

[linesforskits]

Intrusive thoughts #6: Draw a willy on my front door just to piss off my unnecessarily strict catholic neighbor.

#humor #funny #humour #lol #intrusive thoughts #funny lines #sillyposting

[silvermoon424]

One of my favorite genres of post is one man being like "the female orgasm doesn't exist. I would know, I've had sex with a number of women and they are BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of achieving orgasm" and then a bunch of other guys show up to roast him

#'water boarding couldn't have gotten this outta me' is one of my all-time favorite lines btw #sexism #misogyny #feminism #guys being dudes #funny #1k #5k

[pdlcomics]

up there

#comics #poorly drawn lines #cats #lol #funny

[theknightartorias]

a collection of some of my favorite durge lines/flavor text

#baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #durge #oc: riele #bg3 spoilers #i love the funny lines and i love the edgelord lines and i love the poignant lines #i love . durge. thank u

[emaya-chan-the-potato-headed]

First it was NO MORE BUTTONS

now it's...MY NOSE JAR! 😂😭💀

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #funny lines