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bent-rod · 21 days ago
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“Friday Funny”
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geminibabie · a month ago
TRIGGER WARNING! - A mention of Mental / Verbal Abuse. Im not sure if it will trigger anyone but I wanted to post this just incase! 
AN: Hello gems! Thank you so much for reading this PAC, I felt like doing something fun and light-ish this time around so I found some funny memes and made this reading! I hope you enjoy, and please send in any feedback you have!
Deck Used: Modern Witch Tarot
PILE 1| PILE 2| PILE 3| PILE 4| 
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PILE 1: 8 of Cups, 7 of Pentacles, 8 of Pentacles, Judgement
You need to let go on self limiting beliefs and have confidence in yourself. Thats what you need more of, confidence. I feel like the image that represents your pile is you killing that negative person in your head that tells you that you are unworthy or undeserving of these blessings. You need to accept yourself for who you are and realize that you are amazing just the way you are. You have a lot of good ideas that you are holding back from the world because you have these self limiting beliefs that you won't be able pursue what you really want in life because for some reason you aren't good enough. You may think what makes you so special out of thousands or hundreds of other people? and the answer is you. There is nobody else that is like you, you are one of a kind, a gem! You are rare, beautiful, unique! for some, you are even eccentric! Please stop ignoring this calling and your intuition! Its stunting your growth and you are watching these opportunities pass by and other people are doing these cool ideas you had first! Have you ever thought of a great idea then sat on it for so long that someone else comes out with it and doesn't even do HALF of what you could’ve done for the idea? cause same. But you've really got to get out of your own way and focus on the bigger picture here! Let go and move on from things that do not serve your purpose, leave behind people that don’t support your dreams or ambitions! Do research and make sure you are aware of what your getting into and just simply find/plan out a way to get these ideas of yours into the universe! You will go through a big transformation soon, and it'll force you to let go of these toxic things and get more intone with who you really are. This may come to some of you through dreams, while you’re playing something, maybe some of you want to get into video games or website designing. Whatever this dream is, go for it! you only live once and you deserve it! 
Activities: reading, journaling, meditation, doing research, buying a plant, going out with friends
Affirmation: “I am a radiant, abundant human being and I attract abundance in all forms”
PILE 2: 4 of Cups, 6 of Pentacles, Page of Cups, Page of Wands
Ok so with this pile you need more balance right now. I feel like you are trying too hard to find love! You may be daydreaming about this ideal romance and someone who you can spend all your best moments with but I think you need to take a little rest. You trying so hard to control this situation that it is only pushing this meeting farther back. You’re manifesting this connection but you’re not giving it to the universe, you’re not letting your spiritual team hold up their end of the bargain. They need time to pull strings so it can happen just the way it supposed to like exactly how its supposed to! Im getting a lot of water energy from this pile for some reason but mostly pisces. This person is coming, and the connection will be so beautiful but only if you let it go and let fate do its thing. Focus on your hobbies, your friends or social life-- basically stop worrying and let it happen. You’re gonna start pursuing the wrong people because you want something real so bad and end up finding the wrong person. I feel like some of you just got out of a relationship and are hoping to find this ideal person of your dreams because the last relationship left you empty and wanting/needing more. but good things come to those who wait! I pulled extra cards and we have the King of Cups, so trust me, this person will be the love of your life because your manifesting them but remember to manifest good things. Your not going to settle with this person so take the time to focus on what is a turn off and a turn on in relationships and just let the universe do its magic. this person is coming, someone with good communication skills, good looks and I heard very charming and this is for a man or woman. this person will be in touch with their feminine energy and knows how to please you most definitely. I keep getting the King of Pentacles too so I feel like this person will be an earth sign for those who are thinking of a special somebody. Taurus,Cap energy mostly-- regardless of these signs this person will be ready to settle down and have a family so I hope your ready gem!
Activities: anything that will occupy your mind!
Affirmation: “love is all around me”
PILE 3: 6 of Swords, 6 of Cups, 10 of Cups, 3 of Cups
“Holding a grudge is like letting someone live rent free in your head” 
forgive them. forgive whoever in your life has caused you pain. What you need more of right now is healing and forgiveness. I feel like a lot of you may have childhood wounds that are still showing up in your everyday life and this is something that has a lot of hold on you. Your family could’ve been the people to make you feel small when you were young. They might’ve told you that you were “too soft” and to “get some thicker skin”, im getting scorpio vibes here some of you could even be double water with your sun and moon. Whoever it was, or whatever experience it was, this has really affected your life. These memories or words may keep you up at night questioning who you are. Regardless of your zodiac sign, you cannot keep holding onto this grudge or bad memory anymore. I have a double water sister who was told constantly that she was a crybaby all her life and now she has become very emotionally closed off and almost never shares her feelings. Shutting down and blocking everyone out isnt doing anything good for you or this situation, this is only doing you the most harm. Its keeping you from really living to your fullest potential and I want you to know these projections they put on you is not your fault. Forgive them for YOU, forgive to heal that pain you have so you can focus on being better. Because there is happiness all around you, and once you deal with this trauma for good then you’ll feel so free. You deserve to be genuinely, 100 % happy gem! This will help you create better friendships with others and have a more intimate and expressive relationships with others as well. Trust me this won't be easy, trauma is a difficult thing to deal with but I promise that sorting through and healing it will always feel better in the long run. Some of you may not want to share these painful moments of the past with any around you which is okay!!! -- sometimes I don’t want to either! Find somewhere you can dump these issue out and be able to sort through them without feeling unsafe or on edge. Not everyone is out to get you, there are people who really care about you and your wellbeing! 
Activities: journaling, going for long walks, writing poetry, talking to friends or a therapist
Affirmation: “ I am free from the burdens of my past”
PILE 4: Temperance, 3 of Pentacles, 3 of Swords, King of Swords
So for this pile I feel like what you need more of right now is patience and self care! I say that because these cards are giving me the energy of someone who may have had an idea they really love go wrong or not turn out how they want. You could be an artist of any kind, but I feel like it is someone who sketches or likes to paint. I am someone who is a newbie to both of these things and I feel like I should be fucking Picasso on the first try and I feel like so are you! If this is resonating with you, you and I lack something important when being a beginner and that's patience. We need to give ourselves time to be the rookie, or the beginner in something because we must start somewhere. The fun of painting and being creative in anyway is that there is always room to grow! to improve! Rome wasn't built in a day gem and even though this idea is something so amazing maybe even your best yet, TAKE YOUR TIME! communicate with anybody who may be apart of this idea or do your research and learn more about this situation.  We’ve been made to believe that time is running out, but it’s not, we have time, you have time. With the Temperance card I also use this as a mental, physical, and emotional check in card, which I think you guys need. You have been putting in a lot of time and energy or you’ve spent a lot of time and energy working on this idea and its not bringing in the results as fast as you’d like. Accept this and give yourself a day to relax. Get your body moving, treat yourself to a nice new movie you’ve always been wanting to watch and just allow yourself to vibe in the energy of this new idea. Because eventually the euphoria of this idea will wear off and you’ll wish you could go back to this time of being so inspired and motivated by life! 
Activities: yoga, meditation, face mask, hot bath/shower, connecting with nature, listening to new music, eating good food, becoming a baked couch potato
Affirmation: taking time to rest fuels my creativity and renews my stamina
Thank you gem so so much for reading and please feel free to send in any feedback or topics you may have! I love you bunches and have a nice day/night!
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bent-rod · 28 days ago
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“Friday Funny”
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drunkeyjokes · 4 months ago
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Haha savage!
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