imagine for a moment that you are colin hughes. imagine being closeted from literally everyone at work because of your deep and justified fear about what your entire profession might do to you if things were otherwise. imagine then walking into that workplace in the morning ready for another day as Just One Of The Guys and immediately being told by your (straight) boss to tie your dick to your (straight) coworker’s with the literal red string of fate. and everyone involved is just acting like this is normal. what do you even think in this situation. how do you internally react to this. like. just imagine how many layers of microaggression colin is on at this point. everyone else is like a little baby. imagine this with me please because i’ve been unable to stop imagining it all day long and i still can’t even decide if it is just truly fucking hilarious to me or if i have to be sad about it also
I guarantee I would watch more sports if the guy at the desk switching cameras for TV was allowed a sound board with a single use of the willhelm scream per game
wish there was a way i could just automatically block people complaining about their sports bets associated with the player im searching up on Twitter bcs idgaf
Listen. I haven’t watched Ted Lasso. I do not plan on watching Ted Lasso (just not my thing). However last night I was dreaming and who should walk into my dreams but ROY KENT AND JAMIE TARTT. This is YOUR FAULT. I have ABSORBED YOUR BLORBOS THROUGH OSMOSIS
I think my favorite thing about football is that after each down is over, the players instantly switch from Hardcore Game Mode to milling around as if someone shouted “ACT CASUAL” and they don’t want anyone to know they were just playing football
Love accounts who refuse to deal with conspiracy theories end up spouting them just because it's their team under fire. People becoming collateral damage to a power struggle is sad and yes, the woman will be the one to suffer and yet everyone has to make this some merc vs rbr stan bullshit
i will say. as much as i’m enjoying how osiris’ arc is being written rn and think it’s interesting to center lightfall around his fucked up emotional state the same way wq was with ikora. the ‘just keep pushing through exhaustion we need to unlock strand!’ bit is. the WRONG THING TO SAY TO ME PERSONALLY.
i do love the fact that there was actually a version of michael who was a complete genocidal maniac actually. because you have michael kind of (lovingly) bullying adam over getting his little job because he's an archangel and he thinks it's stupid and adam's like :( you are SO mean to me sometimes. and meanwhile apocalypse world is sitting there absolutely devastated like 🌎