Tumgik
#funny parents
omni-zombi · 2 years
Text
My mom's #1 rule for raising independent kids: If I don't get a call from the school, hospital, police, or future, it's not my problem.
11 notes · View notes
Text
My dad plays Subway Surfers like other peoples mums play Candy Crush.
3 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
47K notes · View notes
artkaninchenbau · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Bonus:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
22K notes · View notes
introvertedx10 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
27K notes · View notes
bryonyashaw · 7 months
Text
instagram
0 notes
dclovesdanny · 2 months
Text
DcxDp prompt
Teen dad Danny Fenton moving into Crime Alley and getting a reputation for helping. Street kids willing to babysit Ellie and Dan while he’s job hunting can spend the night, have a meal, get cash, whichever they choose. Sec workers who do Ellie’s hair/nails/babysit some nights also get the same benefits. He will treat anyone with injuries for the low price of showing Ellie and Dan their guns/taking them to the observatory/getting him job opportunities.
All of the people in Crime Alley know the single meta dad with two kids, who has helped half the alley at least. Everyone is also aware of how Ellie calls her other parent ‘The Bastard’, and how bad their nightmares are, the ones they have to call Danny for(A few of his repeat guests have seen the scars and burns on his arms. Some of the older street kids recognize that hunted look he gets when people touch him when he doesn’t know they are there. Some of the sec workers notice how protective he is of his kids, and the younger workers. No matter who they are, they all notice how Dan gets quiet and angry when asked about his ‘other dad’. They all have sworn never to let those kids go back to the other dad, Danny included. They are a part of Crime Alley now, and they protect their own)
Danny doesn’t realize how far his reputation goes/how much everyone trusts him until two of his regulars bring in an injured Red Hood, promising him whatever he wants in exchange for him helping their boss.
4K notes · View notes
tastefullyoffensive · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
9K notes · View notes
ao3-crack · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
(x)
10K notes · View notes
chrishallbeck · 17 days
Text
Tumblr media
Emergency assistance.
Animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/Axhu0VqFAHo
1K notes · View notes
canisalbus · 6 months
Note
Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Draw your characters
2K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
17K notes · View notes
mabbbish · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
sky bound doodles + jays five stages of grief
2K notes · View notes
introvertedx10 · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
10K notes · View notes
bryonyashaw · 1 year
Text
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsN2SpQvrjm/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
instagram
0 notes