#funny qoute

[troythecatfish]

#tumblr memes #memes #meme #quote meme #incorrect quotes #funny quotes #funny quote of the day #funny quote tumblr #funny qoute #funny #meme humor #humour #humor #history memes #history humour #history shitposting #lol memes #lol #shitpost #dank memes #dank humor #dankest memes #funny shit #ha ha funny #funny memes #funny meme haha #funny meme xd #funny stuff #funny post #memesdaily

[incorrectquoteprompts]

Person A: I'm gonna go get my ass kicked, anyone wanna come watch?

person B: sure

#dialogue #dialogue prompt #quote #drawing prompt #writing prompt #inncorect quotes #incorrect #funny qoute

[sue0sue0sigh-uwu]

Mammon: "THERES A CREEPER"

Levi: "not no more.."

Mc: "now you have no front door":D

#funny qoute #fuck my liiiiife #funny #incorrect obey me quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me belphegor #real things ive said and people should probably worry about me #obey me shall we date

[dumblr]

Dating me is so stressful, I even laugh when you get romantic.

#quotes #feelings #dating #romantic #memes #funny qoute #emotions #funny story #stressful #sad but true #lol #good vibes #positive thoughts #dumblr

[annagehtdichnenkeksan]

Rhaenyra: "I have no secrets. My whole life is an open book"

Alicent: "Your whole life is an open blouse"

#funny quotes #hotd #house targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #incorrect quotes #incorrect hotd quotes #incorrect house of the dragon quotes #funny qoute

[aloneodi]

Vision: Wanda, come here

Wanda: I'm busy!

Vision: It's an urgent

*Wanda comes in, Vision shows her a laptop*

Wanda:

Wanda: Every fucking time

*clicks "I Am Not a Robot"

Vision: Thank you Darling

Wanda: I hate you

#incorrect quotes #the avengers #wanda marvel #wanda mcu #wanda maximoff #wanda fluff #wandavision #vision #funny qoute #wanda my beloved #wanda #marvel #wanda x reader

[gamer-girls427]

My gf: I'm screenshitting this My gf: I MEAN SCREENSHOTING Me: So turns out it's illegal unless we use a specific kind of pot and bring it out to the rural part of town. My gf: What shitting? Me: NO THE FIRE YOU IDIOT

#out of context #out of context quotes #texting #funny qoute #text conversations

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today – Anon

#quote of the week #quoteoftheday #anon quote #anonymous quotes #quotes #funny qoute #life quote #funny quote of the day #relateble #lol #birthday quotes #cake #cake quote #i live for cake #i also love cake #relatable quotes

[chaotickiddo]

Ahem *taps on dick* "is this thing on?"

#d4ak #my text #text post #i think i'm funny #i'm not sorry lol #i have no self control lmao #yes i have done this #my partner puts up with so much #sexy #funnytextposts #funny qoute

[kaleidoscopicnova-staticcoffee]

I made a thing

#sunstreaker #maccadam #transformers #idw #my artwork #quote #funny qoute #digital arwork

[createbellatheartist]

incorrect quote hehehhehe

Sumire: You can track Paint pup ?  Cable : Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

#undertale au #sans au #utmv #sans oc #utmv au #utmv sans #incorrect quotes #Incorrect sans aus quotes #funny qoute #cable sans #sumire sans

[hntrxz]

"I CAN'T SLEEP MY FARTS KEEPING ME UP"

--TYLER THE CREATOR

#funny quotes #funny quote of the day #quoteoftheday #tyler the creator #quotes #funny quote tumblr #funny qoute #daily quotes #twitter #status

[incorrectquoteprompts]

Person A: (dramatically) No one loves me

Person B: *is person A's partner/spouse* really? no one loves you

Person A: Yeah, And I've accepted that fact. That's why I'm with you

Person B: *unsure if they should be offended or laugh*

Person A: ... I'm kidding, I love you

#dialogue #dialogue prompt #quote #drawing prompt #writing prompt #writing prompts #incorrect quote #incorrect #funny qoute #this is an actual conversation me and my husband had

[sue0sue0sigh-uwu]

Solomon: "the crack that smiles back"

Asmo: "DILDOS!"

#funny qoute #fuck my liiiiife #funny #incorrect obey me quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me belphegor #real things ive said and people should probably worry about me #obey me shall we date

[dumblr]

The butterflies I once had for this person are now flying cockroaches.

#quotes #feelings #love #emotions #funny qoute #cockroaches #butterfly #love quotes #romantic quotes #memes #jokes #sad but true #dumblr

[superbloomluke]

Ashton: what’s going on here?

Luke: Calum is counting my toes! Apparently some people have eleven!

Calum: I saw something on twitter about it.

Ashton: I’ve looked at Luke’s feet plenty, Cal. He only has ten.

Michael: Oh my god, Ash! Enough with your weird foot fetish!

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #ashton irwin #5sos fanfic #5sos gay #5sos imagine #luke hemmings #5sos ashton #calum hood #lashton #lashton hemwin #lashton smut #michael clifford #feet #5sos smut #fake quotes #funny qoute #funny quotes #5sos quotes #foot feddish