#funny quotes

[lazyexuseforausername]

*Enemies to lovers*

Levi, blushing madly: “I will not hesitate to strangle you to death..”

Y/n, smirking: “Can you even reach my neck?”

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[justdickingabout]

“If you don’t like it, burn it yourself.”

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[incorrect-quote-templates]

Person 1: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Person 2: I’m a knife

Person 3: they’re a little spoon

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[expressionist-hira]

Therapist: It seems like you fall in love too easily.

Me: What babe?

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[pageroastthepig]

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[thatsabigtwinkie]

Let's say this twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.

Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis

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[bestyouuniveristy]

The best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.

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[remanence-of-love]

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[mysharona1987]

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[lazyexuseforausername]

Levi: “Describe yourself in one word.”

Y/n: “Yours.”

Levi, in tears: “Disgusting, say it again.”

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[loveless-anime]

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[aestheticbiopolar]

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[expressionist-hira]

Good luck sending me mixed signals, I dont even understand the direct ones.

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[pageroastthepig]

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[tastlesscoffee]

so you’re telling me that i’m supposed to be finding love in a generation where nobody says things like “you’ve bewitched me, body and soul” ??!?!?!??

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[teen-relates]

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[remanence-of-love]

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[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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[stormhordy]

shi qingxuan: guys, complete the word: su...?

mu qing: ccess

xie lian: icide

feng xin: spect

hua cheng: per devoted to gege

pei ming: ck my dic-

shi qingxuan: alright, let's try again!

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[lazyexuseforausername]

Random guy, *sits down next to y/n*

Y/n,*Scoots away.*

Random guy: “Hey now, I don’t bite sweetheart-“

Levi, slams hand down on the table: “I FUCKING DO-“

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