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#funny quotes
lazyexuseforausername · 2 days ago
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*Enemies to lovers*
Levi, blushing madly: “I will not hesitate to strangle you to death..”
Y/n, smirking: “Can you even reach my neck?”
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justdickingabout · 2 days ago
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“If you don’t like it, burn it yourself.”
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Person 1: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Person 2: I’m a knife
Person 3: they’re a little spoon
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expressionist-hira · 21 hours ago
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Therapist: It seems like you fall in love too easily.
Me: What babe?
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pageroastthepig · 2 days ago
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thatsabigtwinkie · 2 days ago
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Let's say this twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis
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bestyouuniveristy · 2 months ago
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The best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.
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remanence-of-love · 2 months ago
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mysharona1987 · 11 days ago
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lazyexuseforausername · 2 months ago
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Levi: “Describe yourself in one word.”
Y/n: “Yours.”
Levi, in tears: “Disgusting, say it again.”
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loveless-anime · 2 months ago
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aestheticbiopolar · a year ago
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expressionist-hira · 21 hours ago
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Good luck sending me mixed signals, I dont even understand the direct ones.
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pageroastthepig · 2 days ago
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tastlesscoffee · a year ago
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so you’re telling me that i’m supposed to be finding love in a generation where nobody says things like “you’ve bewitched me, body and soul” ??!?!?!??
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teen-relates · 6 months ago
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remanence-of-love · 10 days ago
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becherdireinen · 2 years ago
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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
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stormhordy · 2 months ago
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shi qingxuan: guys, complete the word: su...?
mu qing: ccess
xie lian: icide
feng xin: spect
hua cheng: per devoted to gege
pei ming: ck my dic-
shi qingxuan: alright, let's try again!
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lazyexuseforausername · a month ago
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Random guy, *sits down next to y/n*
Y/n,*Scoots away.*
Random guy: “Hey now, I don’t bite sweetheart-“
Levi, slams hand down on the table: “I FUCKING DO-“
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