#funny rat man

[onionstree]

BRING THE NOISE

guess who loves the noise update

#art #artists on tumblr #digital art #pizza tower #pizza tower noise #pizza tower fanart #theodore noise #funny rat man #im a rat noise truther through and through

[westywallowing]

snippets from my miraculous Fruits Basket au :))

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous fanart #mlb fanart #ladybug #mlb ladybug #chat noir #cat noir #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #felix fathom #furuba au #i dont really know how to develope the comic story from where i left it so have some cute doodles!!!! #my favorite scenes in fruits basket are the ones with kyo surrounded by his army of cata #or any scene with kyo and yuki transformed #so fucking funny #anyway what a handsome man in the second slide 🥰🥰 #and felix transformed is just a lil rat bastard (bird ver) #westy doodles

[duckytree]

book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)

#grown man behaviour #pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me) #covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up #i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect #she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home #maybe she likes pathetic men #all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top) #duckytree

[tsubomiiiii]

Some dadow au doodles while I cook up some stuff for the Moonlight au gahhh

#silver was very stinky when Shadow found him #he probably had eaten various rats to stay alive uhhh #shadow being a scruffy old man is so funny to me #peepaw shadow fr #idk if sonic is a vision of shadow or an actual spirit roaming around bc he feels like it #or maybe both #idk hes some weird entity leave him be #dadow au #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #sonic au #sth #digital art #sonic the hedgehog #artist on tumblr #digital artist #illustration #sonic fanart #art #tumblr art #artwork #sth au #sonadow

[ameliafuckinjones]

Robert Pattinson truly encapsulates/captures the aura of Arthur Kirkland, I think. A man of multitudes.

#rat man and sophisticated aristocrat and chav/roadman all in one. #arthur kirkland #hws england #aph england #why is pattinson so unironically funny 😭😭😭

[klm-zoflorr]

There is something so special to me about Jonah Elias Magnus Bouchard, this 200 year old self assured omega-powerful charming all seeing guy who dresses classy and never gets out the house without a full manicure and 1 hour spent fussing over his hair, who's always polite and smells good and knows his undertones and grows the snobbiest mustache and for whom appearances are everything

taking one look at unwashed hasn't-slept-in-two-days rude paranoid hunched over doesn't know his clothing size gremlin Jonathan Sims and going like I want this one

#maybe its projection maybe i want some hot guy to pick me off the street i don't know #but there is something so funny to me about jonah having insanely high standards for himself but then. #the man he fell for is a sewer rat #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #jonelias #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #klm-zoflorr

[unormalbibi]

In my head. I do everything right

but it's just a Supercut of us.

#yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice fanart #yuurivoice listener #oc #original character #digital art #ubibi art #yv #yuurivoice bittersweet #no debí escuchar lorde cuando dibuje a este mensoide #I l ove him your honor #no you don't understand #I listened to Charlie's audios like #haha funny rat man #he broke meee #also #y2k #y2k aesthetic #lost & found #oh ummm #casper xd

[spiltsoup]

Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just

#THEY HIT HIM WITH THE FUNKY RAY #this rat man is benjamin button you cannot tell me otherwise #he was a skater boy #chuck e cheese #CEC #charles entertainment cheese #showbiz pizza #pizza time theatre #they were like #how do we redesign this character #and then they didn’t answer the question and proceeded to make a completely new character from scratch #things i think are funny #soup.txt

[kori-senpai]

Jim really went 'you're ugly watch me do it better than you' and they served

#our flag means death season 2 spoiler #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #blackbeard #Edward teach #ed teach #jim jimenez #izzy hands #i had to put the little rat man somewhere #his big idol is back after all #oh Izzy you've got a storm coming #the fact that you can shorten Blackbeard to bb has never occurred to me before this moment but it was funny nonetheless #my art

[spikes-got-anger-issues]

The face of a boy who is ready to give up on life

#I wanted to call him a man but I think he's almost/is 17 in S4 right? I know it's hard to keep track with the inconsistent timeline. Anyways #I kind of just want to share screenshots I like from LR alongside the ones I find funny because I have a TON but would that be annoying? #idk but it's my sleepover (blog) and I get to choose what movie to watch (what I post) damnit! I want to post these dumbasses! #disney lab rats #lab rats #lab rats bionic island #chase davenport

[rustycopper4use]

The Intern!

He looks very polite.

also side note, everyone is like intern definitely dated Stacy, which I love HOWEVER here me out what if they dated Stacy’s mom. (Ehh get it, like the song-)

#lgbtq #gay #x listener #escaped audios #new jersey rats #the new orleans rats #new jersey rats intern #I think it would be funny if slasher and intern were related #Interns like “yeah no the only family that still talks to me can’t even come to my graduation hes off in a horror rom com with a dead man #Jean is just 🧍 he’s what #Anyways it just a fun headcannon #but hey thats just a theory #a asmr theory! #thanks for reading #Also he found my art again- #I don’t know what to do

[thedawningofthehour]

2012 Tiger Claw liking milk is canon but really doesn't make any sense, since milk really isn't good for cats all. So the way I see it there's two main possibilities. One is that he thinks it's funny and, like 2012 Splinter, is absolutely committed to the bit.

The second, my personal favorite, is that he was lactose intolerant before his mutation and is just really jazzed about being able to eat dairy products.

#tigerclaw #rats also don't actually like cheese #the splinters are just like “man you know what would be SO funny” #they're dads

[f0xgl0v3]

How does one Elias Bouchard hold his Pipe/The overall murder scene

Tw this like entire post is about the proper way to hold a pipe if you wanna effectively hit someone with it several times repeatedly :3 also spoilers for MAG 80

Guys I am simply a writer and this is just for writing and thought experiment purposes, none of this shall or should be applied to real life and it’s just for the haha extended sounds of brutal pipe murder-

What has come to my life-? I’m talking about Elias Bouchard and how he holds the Pipe to murder people- I, there will be actual Percy Jackson stuff soon. Maybe talking about Camp Jupiter and armor and gear and stuff or something however,

Everyone draws Elias with really weird hand positions on the pipe-? That’s a weird thing to say and the art is fantastic but if your beating someone with a Pipe then there seems to be a way I always thought in my head-

Let’s, for the sake that I’m halfway through season 4 consider the only Pipe murder I am currently aware of would be Jurgen Leitner’s, we can work with this. Elias is standing over him at the other side of a desk while Jurgen is seated I believe-? There are a couple ways we can go about this,

1) Elias hits him while they both are in the neutral position at the desk

2) Elias walks over to Jurgen’s side during the conversation and hits him then

3) Jurgen stands up from his chair and then Elias hits him.

I have had to listen to the sound clip so many times for this- I- okay. So, the beginning of the murder still is Jurgen talking, I think audibly a bit worried. I’d like to make the assumption that while Elias is like “bird stuff always a risk about death” that is when the pipe is revealed, Jurgen is taking the moment to try and reason with him and I think 2 and 3 are the most viable due to the sound they use. In 1’s scenario Elias wouldn’t get enough strength in that first swing (due to the desk being in the way, and Elias most likely having to lean over the desk to try and get a strong strike.

Then, the sound- I believe Elias initially hits Jurgen from the side of the head, think like the same ‘row’ that your temples are on, that vague side of the head. Jurgen is heard with a grunt by the first hit; we don’t hear him fall or anything (which makes me suspect it could be a situation of Elias walking over to the other side of the table) and it doesn’t really sound like Elias moves where he hits very much- continuing to strike that original spot; otherwise we’d likely hear the crunch of bone. Am I making the assumption that the sound design would include the crunch and that I would know what hitting a skull with a metal pipe is, oh yeah totally.

Now, that settles how I think this entire thing played out, Elias revealing the pipe as he walks over to the side, Jurgen looks up in old sad man still seated and is trying to reason with Elias, maybe he even attempts to get up and that is when Elias strikes in the right side of his head (just what makes sense to me, it could be the left either it wouldn’t matter much) and repeatedly hits there 11 times (yes I counted the strikes we hear, no I don’t have anything better to do with my time because I’m putting off writing a script) before like dipping or whatever.

Now, the pipe posture if you will. I see so many drawings of Elias’s hands like this,

Raised, and for all intents and purposes from an art sense it’s rad. It’s a dynamic pose and stuff, and of course this is not a critique on artists (who are way better than me) and how they want to draw this fictional man hold his pipe. However this is my brainrot talking on the ‘hey I think this is how he’d get the most effective swing’ because I’ve listened to two seasons back to back and I no longer have a brain.

But; Elias Bouchard wants the most bang for his buck so to speak. I think holding the Pipe like the tried and true baseball bat would provide this. Elias holding it like in my very bad diagram is good if he’d want to poke or stab someone with the pipe, but it’s really effective if you can get that swing in. So yeah, baseball style; hands together near the end of the pipe and over a shoulder or even over his head if you want to be silly with his posing.

Uh, haha okay. I’m sorry but the rot is all consuming and I’ve been thinking about him a lot, also like Peter Lukas and a bunch of the other sillies but this kinda- forced itself out while I was looking at art of the scene. I, uh, :3 that’s all. I like thinking about the mapping and layout and planning of scenes like these and how the visuals might’ve looked if there were visuals. I promise I probably won’t make any more posts like this for a solid while (however, talking about Bryce Lawerence and my thing in SoN are-imagining that he was the one to kill Gwen… maybe.)

#hehe :3 #idk how to tag this #the magnus archives #tmagp spoilers #tma podcast #tmagp theory #this is really stupid #ridiculous even #I’m sorry if you just want to see the funny pjo stuff I post- #elias bouchard #love that sick little rat man #sorry #okay bye

[lorstandian]

people who do wow battlegrounds should be studied

#world of warcraft #big fan of the ashran hate while i went yayyy #why does it rat out mercs now everytime an alliance joins the horde in call to salem we're both like 'A RAT IS HERE' #its so funny whys it say (alliance) beside them when theyre on horde. #u used to only be able to tell via their guilds #but blizzard was like (points) that mfs MERCING #i have so many screenshots like these. #i collect them i think theyre so funny.. yall dont even know abt the arc where #salem and i pvp'd in ardenweald and got bountys and hid in trees #to where theyd yell the most insane shit abt not letting us climb those damn trees. #everyday i think abt the man who said he'd write a fanfiction abt him killing me #and we both were like PLEASE GOOGLE THE NAME SANDALPHON BEFORE U WRITE THAT BROTHER.

[ovishark]

Women!!!!!

#fanart #rat man #ranfren fanart #silent hill #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bsd nikolai #nikolai gogol #heather mason #women #genderbend #art #drawing #i wanna put lots of hashtags bc it's funny

[bougiebutchbitch]

god I feel so legitimately bad for people whose 'fandom friends' make them feel like they have to continuously apologise for liking a fictional character.... like bestie 1) you do not have to apologise. love your blorbos without shame. 2) if people are making you feel like shit for liking, again, a fictional character... maybe they ain't your friends lol. 3) the problem is not you or the character. You can like any character ever and not need to 'justify' or 'explain' yourself. Or freaking beg for forgiveness for the sin of liking them.

#the izcourse #izzy hands #it's especially funny when it's a character like Izzy who did VERY LITTLE objectively 'wrong' in the grand scheme of things #like compared to some of my blorbos he is. A freaking saint lol #including Ed lol who is objectively WORSE (but I still love him) #but The Usual Suspects are just SO ham on hating him it makes new fans miserable #which sucks ass #anyway love the little rat man without shame and fuck the haters x