My dad mending my shoe
Dad : (to the shoe) I am going to spank your bottom
Me : (decided to zone in right then) what
Sometimes I sit there and realize just how violently American my school is (probably due to it being an American public high school).
We just had a lockdown/active shooter drill because that's what you do at an American public high school right.
Well my class hid in a storage room between rooms and there was no class in the room next door so that door never got shut. The principal walked in when making sure rooms that chose to lock down instead of run were locked down properly and we all just started laughing at the fact that we'd have been attacked by the shooter had it been real
Book: *introduces sarcastic, sassy character*
Me: I'm in love.
*has blue eyes*
*steps outside on a sunny day*
*pain echoes throughout entire nervous system*
Ah... The sad truth, lol.
“The world you see is just a movie in your mind.
Rocks dont see it.
Bless and sit down.
Forgive and forget.
Practice kindness all day to everybody
and you will realize you’re already
in heaven now.
That’s the story.
That’s the message.
Nobody understands it,
nobody listens, they’re
all running around like chickens with heads cut
off. I will try to teach it but it will
be in vain, s’why I’ll
end up in a shack
praying and being
cool and singing
by my woodstove
making pancakes.” —Jack Kerouac
The Hybrid by Michael Maschka
spencer reid in prison call that a transitional cell lol. just like in your bladder rn lol. hehe
The way that my school blocked discord on the school wifi but not tumblr
Lol did anyone else try to blow bubbles with bubblegum flavoured ice cream?