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certified-flowerchild · a month ago
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Levity. A moment to breathe.
Rip to Dream but if I was stuck in a prison cell with an exciteable pigman I would simply laugh at his jokes.
((also I just think that after 6 months of inhumane imprisonment Dream's gotta practice being in conversations that don't involve threats of bodily harm xdfsdgr))
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actually since sherlock holmes is in the public domain there is nothing preventing all you fanfic writers from publishing & selling. i want someone to traditionally publish a new collection of mystery stories where holmes & watson are canonically banging
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spookyscarykittycat · a month ago
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THE FUNNIEST EFFING THING HAPPENED
We were at a 'griah pravesh' today, which is basically like a housewarming prayer kind of thing that hindu people do before shifting into a new home.
Anyways we were talking to the pandit (priest) who was to conduct the prayer, and found out he was unmarried.
My mom and the aunty who was hosting the event joked that they'd find him a girl to get married to soon.
And the pandit DEADASS went, "Oh actually, I prefer men, but since it's illegal in this country you unfortunately can't find me a husband".
VJISDHGHUG AND EVERYONE'S FACE, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
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write-it-motherfuckers · a month ago
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Person A: “Hey, I never really got to say it, but I love you.”
Person B: “Did you just confess to me?”
Person A: “Yeah, do you love me too?”
Person B: “We're in the middle of a battlefield, I'm your enemy, and I literally just stabbed you!”
Person A: “I know, I love you too.”
Submitted by @idontrememberanything 
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