They might be onto something here
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Y’all I just learned that unusually high sugar and carb cravings are a symptom of dopamine deficiency
If you’re adhd and experience a deep and all-encompassing urge to eat cake at least five times a day boy do I have news for you
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Loki: I guess you could say I’ve … fallen for you *winks*
Sylvie: You literally just rolled down a flight of stairs, how are you even alive-
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Me trying to choose a new name like: "Do I actually WANT to go by that name or do I just like the idea of it, the name itself, or when fictional characters use it?" 🤔
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Moebius: We've lost Loki.
Sylvie: Let me handle this.
Sylvie: *takes a deep breath* LOVE IS A WAFFLE!
Loki, appearing out of nowhere: Bloody hell, Sylvie, it's DAGGER, LOVE IS A DAGGER!
Sylvie: Found him.
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can someone explain how we went from kanye west and jeffree starr hooking up to a civil war within the span of a few hours?
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I be like “communication is key” and then ignore everyone
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For Engport fans the "every day my otp is more canon" meme is very real and literal.
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be gay and do crime and be a furry lol
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man, i m SO bored.
but i also refuse to do anything else.
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It's always the purple people that go first.
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B-15, watching Loki and Sylvie yell at each other: Do they get along?
Sylvie: *tries to slice Loki with her sword*
Mobius: They’re crazy about each other.
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Erik: Any sign of trouble just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.
Wanda: What is the signal?
Pietro: Me screaming.
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NEW Daily Mittens: The Fierce Edition
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It’s hard being shy and nasty at the same time
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Donatello: I just watched an awesome movie!
Raphael: What is it about?
D: The wife’s brutally killed by a cold-blooded killer and the son gets really hurt. Then there’s a twist and the son is kidnapped
D: The father then begins a quest to find and save his son, with the help of a mentally ill female
R: Wow, I wanna watch that. What’s the movie called?
D: Finding Nemo
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Sir Pentious describing a day at the hotel.
Sir Pentious: First Charlie hung her hideous poster for her stupid hotel.
Sir Pentious: Then Alastor stalked up, smiling at her love struck as usual.
Sir Pentious: Next Angel Dust walked by wearing unseemly clothes like a minger.
Angel Dust: What’s a minger? (Someone whispers the definition to him) Hey!
Sir Pentious: Then Husk spilled a bottle of cheap booze looking quite old.
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