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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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The fact that Andrew Tate was arrested cause he couldn't handle losing to a teen girl is the funniest shit of 2022
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moonieisa · 2 years
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ate food without watching something 45 injured 10 dead
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duskymrel · 9 months
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homophobes are always saying shit to me like "Jesus is inside you!! he's inside all of us!!!" and i only have two things to say to that:
I hope to Jesus's Dad he's not because i like women
Jesus is bisexual
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heroesinolympus · 2 years
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Carter : Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?
Felix : Why? What's wrong with sticky nut juice?
Carter : EVERYTHING! Every. Freaking. Thing.
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demobatman · 2 years
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i hope that you not only see me as a mutual but a babygirl as well
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I'm too sober for this shit
-me 20 minutes after waking up
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knifefightscene · 6 months
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cyberiapinksosa333 · 7 months
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“wtf is wrong with you”
you mean like today or like in general?
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writeouswriter · 2 months
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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jdrawer01 · 7 months
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I would like to make an original post, a text post, not a repost please. Can someone help me?
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anxietyproblem · 1 month
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wolvesandshine · 1 month
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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theidlespoon · 1 month
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writer culture is creating a sunshine character and then making them go through so much trauma that they're unrecognisable
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duskymrel · 9 months
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the "one, two, three, that's enough for me!" rule in Elementary school ignited nothing but hatred in my tinier human vessel. i need more than 2 sips of water every couple of hours. i'm a thirsty bitch.
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strawhatyami · 10 months
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chrispy156 · 7 months
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Its 2 am and i made these
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