Annem kardeşlerime sinirlenince 😂😂😂
Pick-up lines? Meh.
Drop-off lines? Now we're talking.
"Sorry, I have a very strict to-do list, and you're not on it."
"This 'thing' between us is like a unicorn: it doesn't exist."
"Earth and the nearest star have a very healthy relationship, so I suggest we emulate their success by being 4.246 light years apart."
"That's sweet of you. If you were a musical pun, I'd say you're the sound of a four-year-old boy banging his drum set."
"You know what else I keep under here? A heart full of wrath and a mind to kill you."
me waiting for a happiness: