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mrsvalentinefucker1 · 9 months

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Can we please have some Funny Valentine content of your choice?💕👀 Like Hcs about his kinks/what he likes in a girl...etc.

Whatever you enjoy kween, your writing is on another level and we're being blessed

Thank you for the kind words omgness 🫶🙀 I’m so happy you guys like my writing!!

Funny valentine kinks/ what he likes in a girl hc🩷

F!reader!!

Kinks:

Something Funny definitely is when you try to get him riled up when he’s busy. Like wearing something sexy under your modest clothing and subtly hinting to him that you’ve got a surprise by lifting your skirt up just a tiny bit to reveal your lacy thigh high leggings. If you do this while he’s hosting a “party” for his superiors or people watching the race he will go crazy! His reputation is very important to him so don’t think for a second he won’t shut you up right then. Excusing himself to the restroom just to spank you and fuck you braindead, then using a lame excuse for when people ask where you went like “oh she tired herself out.” Or “she wasn’t feeling well”

Ex:

When you walked out in a tasteful two piece skirt down past your knees and blazer your president already knew what you were up to. Pulling you aside

“What are you up to, y/n? Need I remind you my superiors are here tonight.” He whispered into your ear as he gripped your arm

“Well I guess they can get a peek at the show aswell..” you yanked your arm from his grip and walked off

You walked off knowing the decision you had made was going to bite you later on but you didn’t care. He was rougher when he was angry and you liked that.

The president knew something was amiss when he spotted you playfully talking with of the higher ranking people there. He walked over and sat down, engaged in the conversation happily. Only excusing himself and you when you began rubbing up his thigh underneath the shared table.

“Excuse us would you.”

You knew exactly what was to come and you could not wait.

He love Love LOVES when you give him a blowjob under the table when he’s working, if his wife walks in at the same time it’s a double win. You have him balls deep in your throat and he’ll just sit there mumbling to himself and his wife until she leaves, then he’s all yours, grunting and leaning his head back against his chair as he guide your head up and down his cock. Fucking your warm throat until your eyes are all teary and you’re fucked out. Then he cums all over your teary red eyed face.

Ex:

You were under the desk of the president who was supposed so modest and had so much self control. He was running the country after all its only reasonable to think that…But here he was doing paperwork as you were sucking how cock dry. Occasionally bucking into your throat making you gag around his thick dick.. until a knock fell on the door.

“Come in.”

What was he doing?! Doesn’t he know you both could be ruined if anyone found out about this??

“Funny, dear, when will you be done with your paperwork?” His wife, scarlet said glancing at the stack of papers that he was continuously taking one piece a time out of.

“I don’t know.” He was so dismissive of her

“Well..” she moved closer to his desk where you were under “I was going to ask you about trying again tonight, who knows maybe I’ll like being a mother..”

His hips bucked into your throat, you tried your best to not gag as he did this. You didn’t want to get caught by his wife of all people

“Maybe. He scooted his chair under the desk more

His wife planted a kiss on his forehead before she left the room

He slid his chair back, admiring his cock stretching your mouth. “Good girl, princess. You didn’t gag once. You’re getting better at this aren’t you.”

His hands found the back of your head as his head fell back onto his hair. Grunting your name and other slurred curses along with it. Hitting the back of your throat as he did so. You looked up at him as he abused your sore throat. He pulled his cock out and you grabbed it from his hand to help him cum on your face. Coating your teary face in his hot semen

“Good girl.” The president huffed out

Breeding (obviously) he wants a baby. He wants a family, a child who can carry his name and legacy on after him. So, naturally he has a thing for filling you up like a cream donut🤷‍♀️. He loves bending you over and having you beg and plead for his load, begging for his child, for a child between the two of you. Filling you up severally times in one round is his favorite because he can watch it all drip out of your soaked pussy and slip down your legs on the hard wooded floor.

Ex:

“Fuck! Mr. president!” You moaned out as he slipped his cock in and out of your needy pussy

“Tell me, y/n. What do you want me to do? What do you want most of all?!” He said as he thrusted harder each time he spoke, hitting every stop in your sensitive cunt

“Your baby! Please Fuck me full of your cum! I need it! Give me your cum, Mr. Valentine!!” You said as your gripped onto the side of his desk

The president chucked as he happily obliged your request, gripping your hips hard as he filled your pussy to the brim with his seed. You let out a sigh of relief, happy to be filled. You let your hot body rest on the cold hard desk.

“I hope you enjoyed that y/n.. because we’re not done”

What he likes in his wemon.

Someone submissive, who will do whatever he says without questions. Period. If he told you to jump you’d better ask “how high.”

He loves a soft women who are femmine and do feminine things aside from cleaning, cooking and things of that nature because he of course have people assigned for that already. Just a nice woman who he can go to after work and fuck mindlessly. Essentially a trad wife.

They have to want to have children because again he wants to preserve his legacy and keep his name alive.

Someone who waits on him. Definitely not a must but he likes it. It is the 1800’s after all.

He wants to be the provider for his lady, not having her have to worry about anything but pleasing him and that’s it.

Again 1800’s so he’s pretty closed minded🙆‍♀️

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cobaltbluejayy · 9 months

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All aboard the toxic gossip love train

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tonberry-yoda · 2 years

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Cute as a Button - Funny Valentine

Pairing - Funny Valentine x f!reader

Warnings - funny being a little suggestive (there's a funny suggestive joke lol) but nothing crazy

Word Count - 545

Notes - funny is a pretty underrated villain, but i love that curly blonde hair.

And don’t forget, REQUESTS ARE OPEN! So if you want to request any writing, please don’t hesitate to ask, but please read my pinned post before requesting! Please enjoy!! Don’t forget to stay hydrated! <3

“She’s from… where again?” Funny turned to his secretary, looking at an unfamiliar woman who was standing next to Steven Steel, talking about something. “She’s from London, sir. Apparently she’s royalty. She’s here to cheer on Diego Brando, I've heard.” Valentine scoffed. “Monarchy. Ugh. Well, bring her over. I want to meet this ‘royalty’ since I'm more than likely stuck with her the entire race.” His secretary ran off while Funny kept his eyes on the woman, observing her every move. She was cute. This was obvious to anyone. Even in the dark of the early morning. The way she smiled as she talked and nodded when others would. Her movements were just… adorable. Even the way she walked as she headed over to Funny Valentine, tucking her hair behind her ear.

“You must be the president of this fine country.” She stuck out her hand to Funny, and he gladly took it. “Yes, I am. I heard you were royalty?” “Why, yes! I'm in line to become queen if all goes well.” “I see. Well, we welcome you to the United States. I hope everything has been grand.” “Oh, more than! I didn't know what to expect coming out here, but it is absolutely stunning. Much better weather than London, I'll give it that.” Valentine giggled, pointing to a few workers where to set up some of the stands for the race. “Is it hard?” Funny turned to her, confused, his mind going to a completely different place. “Sorry?” “Being president of such a huge country? Is it hard?” Funny sighed, his face turning red. “I mean, it's not easy if that’s what you’re thinking. So much land and more people coming in. It's a lot, I'll put it that way. I enjoy it though. I'll do anything for this country.” “You’re a good man.” He turned to her with a kind smile, not once tearing his eyes away from that cute figure. “When does the race start, Mr. President?” “Soon. It should be in a couple of hours.” “My god.” She gasped. “What is it?” She pointed to the sun that was rising, putting beautiful colors on the clouds, turning the world golden. “It's beautiful.” “Isn't it? I never get sick of that sunrise.” “It's… stunning. It's like I barely have any words for it.” “Are there sunrises like this in London?” “I mean, sure, but nothing like this. I can't believe how gorgeous this country is. And,” she turned to Funny, looking him up and down with a smile. “A president to match.” He blushed. “Oh, stop.” “Just teasing, that’s all.” “I like teasing.” Funny’s eyes turned flirtatious as he stepped closer to her. “Aren't you married, Mr. President?” “Oh, I was, my dear. But Scarlet decided to not appreciate what was right in front of her.” “I agree.” She chuckled as Funny leaned down, his warm breath dusting over her neck. “How about after the race starts, you meet me in my office. Let's talk… politics.” “I would like that.” He turned away from her, his long hair flowing behind him as he walked towards Steven Steel to finish setting up the Steel Ball Run, all while she stood there with a soft smile on her face and dusted red cheeks.

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reclusiverisottonero · 2 years

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I'm so SO sorry for this but may I request Pan Valentine icons 🥺 I'll provide the picture so you won't possibly get spoiled looking for transparent ones 💖

I uh 😗 don't like admitting my feelings about Valentine to the public-

Look he's a different man in Eyes of Heaven-

Aw don't apologize! It's no problems at all~

Funny Valentine Pansexual Pride Icons

⤷ Credit appreciated but not necessary, just don’t claim as your own. ⤷ Like or reblog if you use.

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nodutra19 · 1 year

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I'm convinced JoJolands will have the kids fighting the spirit of fucking Trujillo or some shit just cuz Funny Valentine is American imperialism as a person

#Jojos bizarre adventure #Jjba #Jjba part 7 #Jjba part 9 #steel ball run #Sbr #Jojolands #Funny valentine #Funny valentine jojo

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diegosaurs-hcs · 2 years

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funny valentine and scarlet valentine

to honour the least insane american president's birthday im gonna talk about his and scarlet's relationship ^^

yes they love eachother so much, its even confirmed scarlet didn't marry funny for his money (he wasn't even president yet when they got married) and she fell for him on account of his charm, talents (playing the mandolin with his feet 0-0) and soundless footsteps. sexy. funny fell for her because she was young, attractive, and stuck out from other women. he hadn't really been looking for a mrs valentine but when he met her he knew he was romantically invested.

they got married, but they secretly have an open sexual relationship since scarlet's more interested in women and funny's more interested in men. even though this is a mutual agreement, scarlet loves the thrill of hiding lovers from her husband.

all in all they know they'll stay married to each other (and they do have sex occasionally) and they know they cant really satisfy all of each other's needs but they're okay with that.

those freaks love each other so much i love them <3

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icescream-chaos · 1 year

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When the Valentine is Funny but is also the most gayest president to ever exist. Anyways y’all wanna watch the new Cocomelon jojo version (Stares at Blackmore)

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roachmeatz · 4 months

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