Continuing on a recent conversation between Magilla Gorilla and Scooby-Doo's crew:
MAGILLA GORILLA: At any rate, my apologies for having caused you such confusion and harm ... besides, I assume you know that I am a genuine simian, formerly of Peebles' Pet Shop!
FREDDIE JONES, ever the curious one: And I assume you must have had similar misadventures not unlike this one in past, Magilla, did you not?
MAGILLA GORILLA: Have I ever mentioned the time when, back in my Peebles' Pet Shop days, some fursuiter had the idea of "borrowing" me for a stunt at a "furry" convention to see if those in attendance would figure out that I was a real animal?
VELMA DINKLEY, with obvious accuity and accumen: I do recall hearing something along those lines somewhere, yet I have to wonder whether such was real or Urban Legend when the dust settled.
NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS: Like, honestly, who wouldn't try to pull off such a stunt in the first place, to begin with?
SCOOBY-DOO: Roo raid rt, Raggy!!
MAGILLA GORILLA: Even more bizarre was the time I was loaned out for a sasparilla commercial--Niedermeyr's; I believe you recall it--
DAPHNE BLAKE: At least I did; it was rather schmaltzy--
VELMA DINKLEY: And who wouldn't agree more?
MAGILLA GORILLA: And for some reason, my delivery and tone was such that stores quickly sold out of the Niedermeyr's brand, forcing them to go on double shifts just to keep up with the demand--
FREDDIE JONES: And I believe that within a week, Magilla, the campaign was suddenly changed.
MAGILLA GORILLA: All because my presence made Niedermeyr's Sasparilla a little TOO successful and TOO popular, to begin with--but not before an arm-wrestling match with The Banana Splits' Bingo at a supermarket appearence....
NORVILLE "SHAGGY" ROGERS: And, like, was the video rather hilarious!
VELMA DINKLEY: I think I vaguely recall the fallout somewhat.
MAGILLA GORILLA: Oh, and did I ever tell you about the time I was in a roadside dinner seeking out some banana cream pie and coffee, only to have the waitress trying to serve me collapse at the very sight of me in sheerest fright!
FREDDIE JONES: I certainly hope the diner had smelling salts on hand.
MAGILLA GORILLA: They certainly did, Freddie. But at least I did have some pie and coffee before it was all said and done!
VELMA DINKLEY, somewhat dismissively: Well, at least we're sure of one thing: Magilla is the real McCoy.
DAPHNE BLAKE: And so much for all those "Bigfoot" sightings we've exposed as hoaxes!
MAGILLA GORILLA: I appreciate your presence today, folksies ... and I hope we can meet again soon!