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"Mother, I am ready for you to receive your Christmas gift. It's me. Merry Christmas, you weird bipedal feline."
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Danny, while out exploring the Infinite Realms, gets caught up in a wierd evil scheme to clone...a robin? Okay, strange but hes dealt with weirder stuff. Nothing really prepared him for finding a little newborn baby amongst all the empty pods and computers he was destroying.
He picked it up carefully and soon discovered it was a girl. Phantom, knowing this was very much not a bird, started looking for answers while the baby rested in his arm. Robin turned out to be a kid who looked around eight or nine...or he was just small. Either way he was waaaay too young to take in a baby and anyone who dressed up like a bat and let thier kid run around with them at two in the morning to fight serial killers and terrorists in the city that is the embodiment of late stage capitalism probably isn't a good fit for a child.
So he turned to the child and muttered, "Guess I'm a dad now." before taking her back to the Infinite Realms. He named her Asteria after the greek titan goddess of the stars.
She was so inquisitive and wanted to grab and investigate everything she saw. She was smart and ridiculously bold, almost reckless, which made it easy to pass her off as his and telling his sister that he had a fling with a tourist and she told him the baby was his. He even presented a fake paternity test to her and then silently waited for her judgment.
She just sighed.
Danny didn't hate being a father but man it was tiring. They had moved away from Amity Park after thier parents and Vlaad "passed away" which was code for Jazz murdering them in cold blood after...the incident
He and Sam stopped being friends after they had a bad break up, but Tucker was his best friend, even all these years later. Valerie still seemed to come and go too. Danny was happy just being a single father.
Until it happened.
Asteria started coughing. He didn't think anything of it at first. Kids got sick all the time but...it never stopped. Danny had taken her to doctor after doctor but no one seemed to know what they were looking at. They all said something similar, that it was some sort of genetic disease involving her lungs but they had never seen anything like it.. they even asked to record this for future medical studies. He agreed so long as it was within reason and wasn't invasive.
The cough just kept getting worse until one day she had a fit so bad it sent her to her knees. She had to stay on the ground coughing as Danny frantically patted her back and tried to comfort her. By the time it was over she was sobbing uncontrollably and hugging her teddybear to her chest as Danny held her.
Danny decided he needed to go back to Gotham. If this was a genetic disease then it must have come from that Robin guys family, right? He didn't want to have to go to him directly, it had been four years since he took her and its possible the guy might sue him for custody. Or the Batman will. Or they might kidnap her and he would never see her agia-
Danny took a deep breath. He was not going to talk to the furry patrol. But he was sure that someone in Gotham had to know what this was.
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Leslie got a knock on her window as an ungodly hour of the night. She opened it intending to yell at someone, but when she saw that unique look of desperation on a young man's face while holding a little girl in a light blue princess nightgown the words died on her tongue.
The man said he couldn't go to a normal hospital or doctor as they would have questions he couldn't answer and her sickness isn't something he had ever seen before. She was adopted and her disease was appearently genetic. He even offered to give Leslie samples of his blood for study since he heard she liked to study metas.
She made sure he knew this wasn't necessary and that she didn't want him to feel forced before taking the offered sample.
Asteria began a slow recovery after that. One where neither of them could leave Gotham until she was completely cured. Whats more is that Asteria would need medication for years to come. Money wasn't an issue. Danny would just need to find a reliable form of transport between dimensions.
Unfortunately for him, Leslie discovered the "Altered Lazarus water" in his blood samples and notified Batman.
#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#batman#robin#tim drake#you could also have it be jasons kid#if you wanted#red robin#danny is just like: oh a baby with no where to go?#danny: well my life is ruined anyway why not add a baby to the mix#danny has self esteem issues#danny wont let batman and birdboy see the kid#custody battle?#if you use jason instead of tim you can say it was jasons angst that made danny not tell him about the baby#cause he would have been a similar age to danny in this#which is 15ish
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She’s gone
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x fem!Reader
Summary: The team lose their friend (I’m bad at summaries sorry)
Word count: 1,695
Warnings: Angst. Sad times. Swearing. Reader threatens to bite people. Children get thrown (fun) Death
Translation: мисс мисс плохой парень - miss, miss bad guy./ ты хочешь летать? - do you want to fly? (if translations are wrong please let me know, thank you)
Masterlist Series Masterlist
6 years ago.
Fury and Maria walked into the briefing room where everyone was waiting “I’m just going to get straight to the point, an organisation going by the name of The Reapers have threatened to blow up a hospital in Russia- yes Y/n?”
“Why?”
“I was just getting to that part”
“Okay you can proceed”
“Why thank you. Now as I was saying, they want their leader to be treated for- yes Y/n?”
“What’s wrong with him?”
“You know Birdie if you stop interrupting me you might find out” Smiling sarcastically towards her.
“That’s true, continue Mr Furry” Everyone chuckles at her nickname for him.
“Their leader has a heart defect, a British heart surgeon who is the best of the best is in Russia to help out - Y/n put your hand down - they want him to be treated, they’ve been flagged up by the FBI as a terrorist organisation so obviously they’re not getting any help. Now they’re threatening to blow said hospital up, now Y/n you can ask your question”
“Why don’t they just do it and just fuck up - language I know - by putting in a teeny tiny little bomb inside of his chest, wait until he leaves and then… BAM, he dead.” She slams her hand on to the table “Ow that hurt. But anyway why don’t they just do that instead of letting hundreds of innocent people die?”
“She’s got a point” Tony agrees.
“Thanks dad” Receiving a salute as a response.
“Where will we get this teeny tiny little bomb from?” Fury asks with his arms crossed.
“Me”. Saying it like it’s the most obvious thing in the world “I’ve been working on it for awhile now and it’s great, my little baby is perfect if I do say so myself” She speaks with pride lacing her voice.
“It won’t work, the FBI wants them alive so they can be questioned”
“But why? And also why are we being involved if we can’t kill them?”
“I don’t know, it makes no sense to me either and the reason why you’re being involved is to be there when they do something-“
“Oh fantastic. So we just have to wait for them to do something bad and then we can kill them”
“The girl might have a point” A voice comes from the doorway.
“Ew I’m a woman”
“Sorry, the woman might have a point”
“And who are you?” Steve asks.
“I’m Special Agent Lloyd Johansson with the FBI Counter Terrorist Unit. As I was saying this gir-woman might be on to something. Okay let’s say we have a bomb placed in him how close by does he have to be in order for it to go off?”
“I can set it off from the comfort of my bed”
“If I give the go ahead on this Fury I want her to be a member of my Unit”
Everyone was ready to protest at Agent Lloyds comment but Y/n jumped in first
“Over my dead body! No. No fucking way will I work for the FBI. Nope. No. Fury I won’t do it! I’ll eat his face off if I have to!”
The whole room fell silent at her last words.
“Okay maybe I won’t eat his face, Jesus people it was a joke! But no Larry I won’t join your unit”
“Lloyd, my names Lloyd”
“Sorry Lawrence. But no means no, thanks for playing though”
Lloyd speaks directly to Fury “I like this one! Okay you’ve got the go ahead to plant this bomb but I will be joining you guys”
“Suit up we leave in 20 minutes” Fury says as he leaves the room.
On the quinjet 15 minutes later Fury’s telling everyone their part. Y/n was sat down and was getting her headphones out when Lloyd sits down next to her.
“Hey”
“Hi?”
“What’s your name again?”
“Natwanda”
“No it’s not” He chuckles.
“Why ask me when you already know the answer?”
“Why does Fury call you Birdie?” Lloyd asks changing the subject.
“Because I have a bird tattoo”
“Why a bird?”
“It’s free. Just like me”
“Cool so are you datin-“
“Yeah, see the guy with the metal arm who’s giving you dirty looks. Him. And he’ll break you like a pretzel”. She gets up and moves closer to Bucky.
“Like a pretzel?” Bucky chuckles.
“Yep, hey you wanna listen to some music with me?” Already handing him one of the buds.
“It’s not going to be Black Sabbath again will it?”
“Bee Gees?”
“That’s fine”
“Don’t wanna hurt your precious old man ears now do we?”
“What was that?”
“Nothing”
Touching down near the hospital, the team moved into place.
“Buck something’s not right about this…”
“What do you mean?”
“I don’t know, something’s off”
And just as she said that all that was heard was gunshots and screams.
“Everyone move in!”
Gunfire and chaos erupted from all around as Y/n approached alongside with Bucky who was followed closely by Steve and Nat.
“Get down” Steve orders a split second before he throws his shield. “Y/n go left, Bucky go right, Nat you stick with me”
“Ay Ay Captain” Y/n salutes as she takes the left corridor.
There was way more of The Reapers than they had originally thought. As her gun gets jammed she throws it to the ground and releases her claws, trying to push The Reapers back and help getting people out as much as she could.
She had just cleared the 7th or 8th room when she heard Thor’s deep voice from the other end, as she turned to face him a huge explosion hit from her end of the corridor.
She could hear Bucky’s and Thor’s screams coming from her comms though she was to disoriented from the blast she managed to mumble out “I’m okay. I’m okay Buck I promise”.
Hearing her voice come through his comms and hearing her repeat she’s okay calmed him down. He was busy helping doctors move patient after patient out of harms way when the whole building shook. His heart jumped to his throat as he realised the explosion came from her end of the hospital.
Slowly the gunfire ceased, they all met up at the checkpoint they had agreed to. As soon as Bucky sees her he pulls her to him for a hug, checking over for injuries straight after.
“We still have kids on this side of the building we need to get out” Nat says.
“We’ll get them don’t worry. Y/n are you alright?”
“I’m fine. Someone best have a donut ready for me soon or I’m gonna start biting people”
“You and your donuts kid. C’mon let’s get to work” Tony chuckles.
A little girl no older than 8 grabbed Y/n’s attention by pulling on her arm “мисс, мисс плохой парень” pointing over to a man who had a gun pointed at Thor.
“ты хочешь летать?” She asked the little girl who just smiled and nodded, “Bucky! Catch” just as he turns around, he sees a little girl being thrown towards him.
Running towards Thor a gun is shot. Then another.
“Y/n? Y/n are you hit?” Thor panics.
“Yeah but I’ll live, he won’t though”.
“You…you took a bullet for me? What were you thinking?”
“Of course I did, and I’ll happily do it again. And Thor my love, you should know me well enough by now, I don’t think, haven’t got a brain inside my skull” Chuckling as she walks off.
“Lady Y/n you need to ge-“
“Thor I’m fine, I promise”
Going back to where she was originally at before she continued to help passing the kids in to Bucky’s waiting arms. All that was left on that side of the building was Y/n, Thor and 5 more children.
“Thor jump down next to Buck, and I’ll throw these kids at you two”
“What’s with you and throwing kids?” Bucky asked.
“It’s fun, no honestly it is and they love it. Well that little girl did anyway, come on Thor I haven’t got all day”
Thor listens to her, jumping down to stand by Bucky they both wait for these poor little children to be thrown at them. Just as she has the second to last one, a boy who looked up at her with wide brown eyes, she smiled and whispered “It’s okay”.
Holding the little boy in her arms she heard the sound of the building shifting “That’s not good” she whispered mainly to herself. “Thor! Catch!”. As soon as the child is free from her fingers the building starts to collapse.
“Y/n get out of there!” Screamed Steve.
But she couldn’t. There was another child, and there was no way on earth she would have left it behind. So she scrambled to get her, pulling the crying and terrified child into her arms she shouts over the deafening noise of bricks falling “Bucky!” As quickly as he could he hands the child over to an agent, just as they all hear one final gunshot.
Turning towards Y/n he sees her standing there with wide eyes, her mouth open and closes as she gasped for air. His blue eyes already filling with tears trail downwards until they land on the crimson circular splatter on her chest.
No one could move. Everyone was frozen.
The building came tumbling down.
“No! No! Y/n! Y/n! Baby answer me!” Bucky screamed “No no no no no” He kept repeating.
Thor gripped onto the super soldier as they both fell to their knees, holding his friend tightly in his arms as the soldier lets out gut-wrenching sobs that tore through his chest, screams echoing the now quiet street.
Fury drops to his knees, his trembling hands cover his head. Trying his hardest to make himself smaller.
The Avengers fall to their knees one by one with tears streaming down their cheeks. Their bodies each shook with an onslaught of sobs and tears.
Each agent of SHIELD followed suit.
Lloyd walks off and once he’s around the corner he raised both hands and says “Hail Hydra” before falling to the ground, foam pouring from his mouth.
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Welcome everyone to our little project - Alpha-71!
(Or Alphaverse, as we like to call it)
Featuring modern-day combat/warfare, more than one hell, furries, monsters, war and terrorism, Alpha-71 revolves around the story of Alpha-71, a Private Military Company (PMC) and it's most valuable team, Bravo Team. Also known as The Headhunters.
But we still have a lot to uncover to know how Alpha-71 formed, how their members got to where they are, and who the other organizations, armies, terrorists groups and cults are.
But first, let me introduce you to the main three factions of the Alphaverse:
ALPHA-71
Our protagonists. Initially formed from rogue AERO operators as a Task Force specialized in Counter-Terrorism and "Peacekeeping", Alpha-71 soon grew as years passed and converted to a Private Military Company.
Feared by their ruthless and merciless tactics, Bravo Team AKA The Headhunters are the top of the chart in Alpha-71's ranks. Conformed from operatives from various countries, some new, some since the funding of Alpha-71, The Headhunters are the tip of the spear and the best soldiers money can buy.
With a mysterious and anonymous leader known only as "Alan", Alpha-71 is mostly run by him from the shadows. Some are curious and skeptical of "Alan" being a real person, from his last sighting being almost more than two decades ago, As a former AERO operator.
But who or what is AERO? You may ask.
AERO
(Heavily inspired by the SCP Foundation, converted to our own little thing for creative freedom)
The Anomalous Entity Research Organization (AERO) has been around for more than sixty years, protecting, abducting and making sure civilians don't see the ugly side of nature.
AERO started as a branch of the UN Peacekeeping Forces in 1947 but voted to be separated into an independent organization in 1956, making it 77 years old. (68 as an independant organization)
Locking up anomalous individuals for either research, termination or cooperation, the ranks of AERO are made up of Cooperative Anomalous Individuals (C.A.I.), former special forces and/or secret service operators, which most of them are working in complete anonymity provided by the organization itself.
Equipped with cutting-edge technology and gear, AERO operators are fearsome and intimidating by their advantages in technology during a Human-Human-Encounter or the most common one, A Human-Anomaly-Encounter. Most if not all of this gear comes from MAЯ (Multi-National Armory Resources).
EXPURGATION INSURGENCY
Classified as a terrorist group, the Expurgation Insurgency (E.I.) is a cultist group with still unknown beliefs. Spies planted by Alpha-71 and/or AERO have documented their members being forced to attend to rituals where they are suspected to summon anomalous individuals.
Their agents are cultists, though most of their low-level soldiers are exchanged soldiers from countries they occupy. They usually settle in devolping and/or corrupt countries as these countries are less likely to strike them down. Sometimes forming diplomatic/military relations with the countries they occupy. Stablishing supply lines of gear for their soldiers.
If they want to have some kind settlement in countries that don't want them, they will try to overthrow it, mostly happens in countries which have some kind of anti-goverment rebellion that aligns with the Insurgent's apparent ideology (or maybe just their needs at the moment) such as during the events of Operation Valkleim Down where they help the Cartel take over the country, not only giving them access to the Sea Of Azov but also headquarters in the heart of Eastern Europe for expansion of underground operations in Ukraine and mainland Russia.
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Main Character bios coming next post!
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The Daily Dad — Feb 1, 2024
Things you might want to know:
•Norman Jewison, Oscar-nominated director of ‘In the Heat of the Night,’ dead at 97
💭 To me, he was the “director of Jesus Christ Superstar and Moonstruck”. Fare thee well, old man.
DC's new Supergirl is House of the Dragon's Milly Alcock
❝ Milly Alcock will play Supergirl in the new DC Universe, alongside David Corenswet's Man of Steel and other heroes.
Syphilis cases soar to highest level in 70 years — staggering 207,000 syphilis cases reported in US in 2022 — 80% increase since 2018
💭 What the flippin’ furry fuck are you horny weirdos doing out there? What bubbling cauldrons of genital-shriveling disease are you embracing? And what’s next? Macramé vests, AMC Gremlins, and 8-tracks? I mean, clearly, you desperate little shits are aiming to bring back all the worst aspects of the ‘70s…
Even princesses of Hell fail sometimes, as shown in this exclusive clip from Prime Video and A24's Hazbin Hotel
❝ The princess of Hell has a breakdown in this exclusive clip from A24's Hazbin Hotel
Disney aims to revamp Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with help from Dolly Parton)
💭 It’s a nothingburger of a story, and amounts to glorified Dolly Parton clickbait. But just to be clear: where there is no Joss Whedon, there should be no Buffy. If we’ve decided we no longer wish to hear from Joss —and “I” among “we” have not— then we should no longer have Buffy. I don’t want to see Jay & Silent Bob written by Tina Fey, either. Or Legally Blonde directed by Wes Anderson. (Okay, technically, I’d love to see those things. But only in trailer form.)
Arc Search Review: My New Default iPhone Browser
❝ Every once in a while, I come across a new app whose design, feature set, or combination of the two redefines my expectations for a particular category of software. The new Arc Search app for iPhone, which is launching today on the App Store as a separate app from The Browser Company’s previous Arc Companion
Pokimane's main reason for leaving Twitch: 'So much manosphere, red pill bullshit'
💭 I’m wondering if this was the inevitable result of the internet creating thousands upon thousands of micro-celebrities? I mean, what if the only reason this “manosphere” bullshit caught on is that thousands of men were suddenly vying against thousands of women for views, and the women had boobs on their side? Brazen macro-misogyny probably looks like a viable weapon when all you’re packing otherwise is a micro-penis and a backward baseball cap.
Florence Pugh: Camera Broke During 'Oppenheimer' Sex Scene
❝ The actress joked that the malfunction was “bad news for whoever had to give [Christopher Nolan] the news.”
Amy Hart reveals trolls dubbed her the 'fat one' on Love Island as she shares throwback bikini snaps
💭 Amy darling, first, I’m glad your life is going so well. Good for you. Second, you were never, ever “the fat one”. That was Anna. You were “the crazy-eyed desperate one”. But dysmorphia gonna morph, I suppose.
Meet the sexy Egyptology scholars who dress like Indiana Jones characters
💭 I’ve only read the first few paragraphs. But I looked at the pictures. Good grief.
Apple Introduces Transcripts for Podcasts
❝ I switch to Apple system apps every summer to test the latest versions of the company’s OSes. I usually return to my favorite third-party apps over time, but Apple Podcasts has been an outlier since last summer for various reasons. The app has come a long way in recent years…
Award-winning lesbian realtor, 50, is jailed for tricking 90 year-old man with dementia into thinking they were lovers
💭 Congratulations to whomever wrote that title. I don’t think you could make it more sensational without including a reference to “Satanic terrorist strap-ons” or something.
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and to go off on a tangent regarding this post.
ive always dismissed a little alan moore's idea that "the membrane separating reality from fiction is somewhat porous". because it always sounded so ambitiously silly and easy to disprove. we dont have dragons or superheroes or space aliens or magic in the real world! the world doesnt work like stories do! there are no great big heroes or brilliant machiavellian villains! obviously the real world is the real world, mundane, material, limited by whats actually real and possible.
but, as always with alan, just like when he talks about magic, there is a deeper, less literal, level at which to read what he says where it becomes insightful. "children grow up and try to make the world the one they dreamed of when they were children".
fiction is fiction, the things it depicts are often impossible. but by god that doesnt mean we will try our damn hardest to make it a reality, to try and make the world work the way we always wanted it to the moment we get an iota of power to exert over it.
look at furries! we all grew up with worlds in our tv and comics where antropomorphic animals walked around like people and talked like people and got into fun hijinks and those kids grew up and made the world into this
think of all the engineers who grew up as kids watching star wars and have dedicated their entire careers to bring the lightsaber to the real world somehow
think of all the sci-fi stories involving cool robots and how close we are today to actually cracking AGI.
but also,
well, in the video i quoted, on the previous post, kyle kallgreen mentions an article written by the creator of GI joe, and the regret he feels thinking about how the kids who grew up watching his fun show about an evil terrorist organization trying to take over the world would be military age by the time the irak war started. how many of them joined the army thinking of the cartoon about heroic supersoldiers saving the world in the back of his mind?
in short:
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I have sincerely underestimated the capabilities of this little five pound furry terrorist.
Don’t be fooled. This face is capable of great destruction.
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10 Fandom, 10 Characters, 10 People
Thanks @moondal514 for the tag!
Rules: name 10 of your favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same
This is an impossible task so I'm filling this up with how I'm feeling right now, impulsively, without thinking about it too hard. Ask me tomorrow it would be different. Also the order is arbitrary and means nothing.
1) Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist
THEE original gender envy. The boy. I thought I wanted to be with him when really I wanted to be him. and kiss Winry. Manga of all time. What else is there to say.
2) Ellana from the Ewilan & Marchombres Series by Pierre Bottero
She's the best Marchombre that ever was. She writes poetry. She's hot. She has claws. She is my childhood hero and role model. She is the best Bottero character ever. I am in love with her.
3) The Biologist from The Southern Reach by Jeff VanderMeer
I don't know her name and I don't care. If the first tome wasn't from her perspective I probably wouldn't have been so invested. I would never want to fix her because whatever's wrong with her is way more interesting. I wanna go look at tide pools with her even though she'd hate that because she'd much rather be alone.
4) Joy Wang from Everything Everywhere All At Once
Honestly choosing just one character from this movie is impossible, but Joy telling her mother that she's just tired is Top 10 moments of cinema that made me burst into tears. Also: she's gay. Also: she's depressed. Also: what a fucking icon. Also: her costumes.
5) Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Choosing between him and Castiel is fucking impossible but I had to follow my heart of hearts and if I had to choose I knew I had to make this choice. It is very cringe of me to shun THEE gay angel like this and I am very ashamed of myself but he would agree with me, so. I had to. Dean is simply too deeply unwell in such specific ways that I cannot resist the brain worms. Although, without destiel? He would be nothing to me.
6) Captain K.P. Hobb from Dimension 20: A Court of Fey and Flowers
Tragic furry goblin man. His pathetic devotion to a court and its values in spite of their being drastically at odds with his honorable and rigid nature has bewitched me.
7) Fi Carmichael from Planetes by Makoto Yukimura
Everytime I re-read the arc that's centered on her and her family I sob like a little kid. Also she almost died to prevent a terrorist attack just because she wanted to smoke a cigarette.
8) Cliopher Mdang from the Lays of the Hearth-Fire by Victoria Goddard
Kip my best friend Kip. He invited the Sun on Earth, God-emperor of the world, to take a vacation, and it changed the fucking world. Number one most epic secretary ever. He has 50-something cousins. I want to be invited to one meal with him so bad, I just wanna talk to him like for 5 minutes, I know he's the busiest man in the Empire and also he's not real but like. Pretty please.
9) Sam Gamgee from the Lord of the Rings
THEE holder of hope for the whole trilogy. He's in gay love with Frodo and he can't carry the ring but he can carry him. I wish to kiss his forehead.
10) Andrew Minyard from All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
It's really hard to pick one character from this insane series but I mean. I had to.
Tagging: @aoquesth @lackluster-violet @poetic-ivy @planavarium @polzkadotz @newbornmoon @svnroom @cupcakedyke @herobrineawakening @makebelieveanything
#again this order is simply the order in which i thought of these#this was. so hard.#so many good stories i didn't pick a character from bc i simply could not#i'm sure in like two days i will think of some blorbo and regret not including them. but alas.#it's been so long since i actually answered to a tagged post like this! this one was really fun thx moonie <3
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I'm 100% not looking forward to twitter users coming here, as someone who's used tumblr since 2008/9. I tried to use simstwit a little to follow The Sims team's official updates but jfc they're all insufferable and mean as hell!
Oh my god, so I was listening to the Twitter Live discussion last night that was like 20k people or something. It was ran by some twitter users and it was so fucking funny because like, christ they're so fucking mean and also seem so okay with it?
So like, they spent a good 30 mins talking about how there are no other good platforms for disabled people. Then a guy showed up who was a furry but then he immediately got banned from speaking because apparently he, and I quote, was "fucking a domestic terrorist".
Then the hosts were like "oh this guy has an anime avatar" and they're like clowning on him and then he turns out being nice but the co-host lady is like laughing at him and being SUCH a bitch. Like they ask him how his part of the internet is reacting to the twitter shit and he talks about how he plays fighting games. She's like "haha, I'm sorry to laugh I'm sure that fighting games are popular". She legit fucking laughed the entire time.
Then they were like "oh here's a gay porn star" and they found that HILARIOUS. Like a gay sex worker? Knee-slapper!
Then before they wrapped up they were like talking about how "Mastodon isn't good" because (and I'm not joking here this was the LITERAL take away from the hosts) it's not toxic enough.
Then you find out co-host lady got cancelled or whatever. She was like "yeah I got harassed but whatever."
Anyway, my takeaway is that Twitter is of people who are suffering from mass Stockholm syndrome
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Hi I need some help (long post)
I am ashamed of begging, but I am in dire straits and don’t have many options. Due to a long long long conga line of misfortune and catastrophe this year, I’m out of all of my savings and am pretty close to losing my home and my only transportation to work.
I am a digital artist so here I am making an offer, not asking for free money. I will draw almost whatever character you want, in almost whatever setting you want, for $50 USD a pop. $20 USD for any extra characters. No limits on the amounts of characters but additions and complicated concepts will add extra time to your wait. I can create wallpapers and icons. I can also create edits of your actual photos such as grime art.
It’s not a lot but any little bit will help me, I just need extra cash flow for a little while to help my family.
I accept CASHAPP and PAYPAL ONLY and in $USD
Requests I will NOT accept:
Loli/CP (characters who are minors are OK but only in SFW settings and fully clothed)
Racism or racist messages/iconography
Terrorism or terroristic messages/iconography
N@Zi iconography or characters (not even characters such as Millenium from Hellsing)
Murder/excessive gore/violence
R@pe, r@pe reference
Violence or propaganda against minorities, LGBTQ+ community members, minors, etc
I retain the right to add to this list at any time and to deny any requests I am uncomfortable with. I might be desperate but I still will hold on to my standards.
Requests I WILL accept:
Furry characters (not much experience but I am willing to learn)
Humans and humanoids
Fictional characters (movies, tv shows, games, books, etc. If I am unfamiliar with the character you request I will ask for more info)
Monsters/creatures/animals
OCs and Fan art (please provide examples and short descriptions of OCs so I can get your character as correct as possible)
NSFW (at my discretion)
Mild gore (light injury, blood, etc. At my discretion)
DM me here or come find me at any of my socials: you will find examples of my work at all of these places. There is no limit to how many images you can order, and there isn’t a limited slot to fill, but keep in mind this has to be first come first serve and I still have to go to work. (Also I see the age is wrong on my linktree lol I am 29; I’ll fix it soon)
#art#digital art#help#help request#commission#commissions open#emergency#CheySociety#please reblog#fan art#character art#photo edits#emergency commissions
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I gotta post the weird pictures of furries crying superimposed on the burning twin towers because i gotta twist the knife in my brain. In the 1990s America was living in a Spectacle where we simply could not be touched by war and death, those things happened somewhere else. The dawning millennium of the pax americana, a geopolitical fiction where actions simply didn’t have consequences. It felt great! When Americans mourn 9/11 they are really mourning the death of that fiction. It fried our fucking brains! It fried my brain too!
On 9/11 I was a little child and that night I asked my mom if the terrorists were going to fly planes into our house next (in fucking Missouri) and she said I don’t know. And she believed that! Our neighbor, a kind old lady from across the street came over to keep us company and she prayed with us. She told us it was the start of the apocalypse, which was a good thing because we’d all be with God soon. Brains completely fucking fried!
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The neighbour's tiny panther came over to say mrrp and, well, now I'm stuck
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First Impression: SPY x FAMILY Episode 13
This season continues with episode 13 and the plot to stop a war between Westalis and Ostania. The latest attempt to get both countries to battle is to strap bombs to helpless dogs and set them loose to a foreign minister from Westalis. Secret agent Twilight who is out picking a dog for his adopted daughter Anya is called in to put a stop to this. While one of the terrorists is captured and interrogated, Anya and Yor Forger are looking for a cute dog to take home. When Anya sees a dog that flashes an image of her, Loid and Yor she decides to follow it. She ends up at the wrong place at the wrong time and escapes from the gang that is planning the assassination. The episode ends with her and Yor facing off against the men, with a new furry friend who helped Anya flee.
This anime season has quite a few shows I’m interested in watching, and SPY x FAMILY is high on that list! Just as I hoped, this episode was fantastic and kept the series going with more action than the previous ones. I felt the first 12 episodes were getting a little slow by not putting more emphasis on the threat of war, but this episode certainly makes up for that. The intro and ending were so good, I already have both songs on my Spotify playlist, go look them up! Each character had some good scenes, but I do want to see more of the tension between the family hiding their secrets from one another and what that leads up to. Here’s to more SPY x FAMILY!
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You can watch SPY x FAMILY on Crunchyroll
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How Postal Dude and Lara met part 1
yaaay a self-insert origin story! It's gonna be cringe so get out if you hate people who simp for the dude
Ah, Paradise, The town that is full of violence and chaos. It's not uncommon to see some dumbass buying crack on the streets or finding out that terrorists took over the church and these things became normal in here. These weird things started when a Dude moved in with his dog, and we will be following his little adventures.
Today, it is Monday. The Dude is on his way back home from doing his chores, He had his money from work and some milk in hand.
He was trying real hard to not start shooting anyone, he just wanted to get home safe and sound.
Some RWS Protesters did notice him once or twice, so he was forced to kill those people.
When he got home, champ ran to him and started barking without any stop.
"What the hell is wrong with you, champ?"
The Dude just ignored it and walked inside his trailer, he was about to put the goat milk in his fridge but then he noticed something on his couch.
It was a weird furry sleeping on the couch.
Dude took out his shovel and slowly approached this thing that invaded his house.
"What the FUCK are you?!"
The fox fell off of his couch right onto the ground.
"And what the FUCK are you doing with that shovel?"
The fox asked on an angry yet scared voice.
Dude sighed then put his on the table.
"First of all, why is a furry in my trailer? And second of all, how the fuck did you get in here?"
The short fox got up from the ground and dusted herself off, sitting back on the couch.
"Look, i didn't know anyone lived here until you came so don't be angry at me just because i wanted to take a nap in your shitty trailer."
She said, mockingly.
"Then atleast tell me who you are so i can report you to the animal control centre."
"I am Lara, you dumbass. Now please let me rest, i had a bad weekend."
Lara layed down next to the dude, her feet were in the dude's lap.
"Always the most stupidest people are trying to annoy me. Figures."
"Hey, I'm not stupid! I mean, i am, but i just wanna take a nap come on!"
"Why can't you just go outside like a normal animal?"
"Because I'm a furry, not a dog."
"Ugh, fine."
The dude stood up and lifted up Lara into his arms.
"What are you doing again?"
Lara asked but the dude didn't say anything, he just opened the door and dropped the fox into the dirt.
"OW! You could've broke my spine, you know!"
"I have been shot several times before and here i am. Now stay here until i figure out a way to make you disappear from here."
The man was about to close the door, but the fox stopped him from doing so.
"Wait wait wait wait!! Wait!"
"Whaaaat?" The dude groaned.
"i-if you let me live in your trailer, i will do your chores for you! I will do anything to stay inside your warm home, please! I don't wanna be locked outside again.."
Dude took a good look at the fox, begging to him with those annoying puppy eyes.
"Oh my god, FINE! Come in, but if you dare to hurt Champ I'm gonna murder you."
"Okay! Ok ok ok! I got it! Yes sir!"
Lara walked inside the trailer once again, and just stood there in silence.
The dude noticed how strange she was acting, so he asked the fox.
"What are you doing? Why won't you just sit down or something?"
"Well, you did just threaten me right now and I don't wanna make you too angry."
"Don't worry, i can rarely get angry at other people so unless you do some bullshit you will be fine."
Lara layed down on the couch, turning on the TV.
The dude was staring at the weird furry thing in confusion, which Lara noticed.
"What? What do you want? You never saw a real anthro animal before?"
"Well, to be honest, no i never did"
"Pff, do you live under a rock or something?"
"No i just- ugh okay forget it…"
The dude walked beside Lara, and started to look more at her weird appearance.
"stop staring at me. Please. It's kinda annoying you know?"
"Oh I'm sooorry for trying to understand your dumb furry anatomy."
"Well get used to it because you will see me for a loooooong time in here. Hehe, so yeah buckle up buddy"
"Yeah yeah blah blah, let me sit next to you!"
Dude grabbed Lara's ankles and put her feet up in the air.
"Put me down, asshole!"
"I didn't lift your whole body up, It's only your legs, don't whine about everything!"
The dude sat down next to the fox, putting Lara's legs into his lap.
"Uhh, whyyy did you put my legs into your lap?"
"Because It's the most comfortable for both of us. Now shut up, and talk only when you need something!"
"Okay, fine, I'm sorry!"
A few hours later, it was dark outside, around 7pm. The town was quiet, so were the dogs in it, that's rare.
Lara was sleeping on the couch, while dude was eating cereal for dinner.
This sweet silence was relaxing to both of them.
How can silence be comfortable? I don't know either.
The dude wasn't wearing his trenchcoat, only his alien shirt, the reason is mostly because Lara needed a blanket so Dude gave her his coat which was surprisingly comfortable.
Dude, finishing his bowl of cereal, stood up and walked to the sleeping fox, wondering where will he sleep now.
He just sighed and decided to sleep on the carpet that was under the table.
#Postal#Postal dude#Postal 2#Rws#running with scissors#Self insert#Fanfiction#self ship#Dude is kinda a bitch here cuz he's angry#lmfao#postal dude x lara#dude x lara
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Shadow the hedgehog got my panties in a twist.. semi hero implies it’s heroic to.. kill himself. MARTYR himself. A science experiment gone horribly wrong. Ok like. This tingles all my bells bc “mad” scientist created this Guinea pig half lizard alien robot with feelings and somehow it’s tied to god and spirituality and also eco terrorist and environmentalist and Furries and numetal and even Yaoi in more fantastical cases. And absurdly campy GUNS and bullet selection sound fx. If this game had just a little more time to develop and get permission for the sins of a divine mother songs I would say it’s perfect in every way slippery controls INCLUDED!!!!!!! This game is srsly not as big of a fail as ppl say it is I guess I see how it’s a symbol of trendification and fans beginning to dictate the creations of sonic team but like in itself this game is so fire I love shadow the hedgehog. Also the way Jason does his shadow channeling David humphrey in his gentle delivery unlike in sonic x is irresistible . I’m a shlut for saying this but I’ve already written this much I love when shadow says “doctor” to refer to eggman it reminds me of nightmare before christmas .
Also these big purple weapons The purple sword lol so cool. Also I had to load like 10 different save states between the first and second checkpoint in final haunt bc I kept getting knocked off the floating platforms😭😭😭 Im totally inept
I’m gonna try not to spoil my shadow the hedgehog religious ideas by drawing then instead of writing them down.. I’ve had these ideas for a LONG time but playing shadow is making my love for it all bubble up
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Species Highlight: Ishiki
Long ago, there lived a people called the bōru. They were basically coconut people. I don't mean they were wearing coconuts, they WERE coconuts.
They were spherical, furry, and about the size of an exercise ball. They lacked eyes, a mouth, or any other features. They typically were brown in color, though they were sometimes green or yellow. Their insides composed of a semi-solid substance that they would shift around, allowing themselves to roll. When sleeping, their innards would rest into a complete fluid. They would sense the world around them and communicate through telepathic abilities.
A single crack would be deadly for a bōru, as they would leak out the moment they fell asleep. However, they saw it as a blessing as they got to be sent off by their friends and family before they went out. Upon leaking out, they'll also release a seed that could grow into a Bōru tree, and their innards can serve as a fertilizer. Because of this, their culture used to have a strong fatalistic ideology.
However, one day, a Bōru would leak out and not die. She was a conduit, and because of her abilities, she kept living as semi-solid liquid. Taking inspiration from human visitors, she would form her body into a humanoid shape during the day. She was the first ishiki, and she would call herself Sunny Cross.
Through her survival, she would discover that living as a coconut slime person wasn't just a conduit thing. Every single one of her people could do it if they knew how to. When she informed her people of this however, she was shunned and exiled from their society for defying the natural order. However, the damage was done. The knowledge was out there, and it was only a matter of time before all her kind would join her in the multiverse.
Now-a-days, the ishiki see their coconut phase as adolescence, adopting the world "Bōru" to mean "child" in their society. They would find that their new bodies do not age or damage easily, and can withstand even the harshest environments. Because of this, they are very daring explorers in the multiverse, often colonizing worlds that most species wouldn't even dare.
Their telepathic abilities have evolved upon becoming a multiversal race. They've honed their powers so every ishiki was connected telepathically at some level. This would create the greater hivemind, and a single ishiki would rise up as the mother of all ishiki. The "Mother Mind" is practically a religious figure and her thoughts became the gold standard for how an ishiki should live and think. Or at least, that's among the devout. As history would tell us time and time again, whenever someone tries to introduce only one way of living, dissenters were always to follow.
This would divide the ishiki into three groups:
First Consciousness: Ishiki that follow the Mother Mind's thoughts and feelings to the letter. They generally think of any of their kind that don't follow her doctrine a heretic.
Second Consciousness: Ishiki who respect and learn from Mother Mind's teachings, but don't hold them as a gospel. They tend to build their own moral codes instead of following the gold standard.
Anti-Consciousness: These Ishiki do the exact opposite of what the Mother Mind wants. They often become terrorists and criminals.
The First Consciousness consider the Second as the greatest threat to the ishiki. As dangerous at the Anti's are, they are still unknowingly slaves to the Mother Mind's will, while the Seconds actually introduce rebellious ways of thinking.
Ishiki's have colonized hundreds of thousands of worlds and hold a very valued position here in the Crossroads. Sunny Cross, the first ishiki, actually has served as a famous member of the Time Agency for centuries. Many books and movies were made of her exploits traveling through timelines. She however, feels little connection to her race however, still feeling the sting of rejection thousands of years later.
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