#futurama quotes

[christiecandor]

My little Xmas comic is coming along, but IDK if I can finish before Xmas is over, so here's another taste 😁

If anyone has a better system for putting in neater captions (speaky bubbles? Lol) please let me know 😅 I hate my current way lol

Oh, and thanks to @mochabonesblog for teaching me what alt text is for! I'm happy to use it as I did here. BTW for anyone who doesn't know, you set them by just selecting the little dots on the bottom right corner of your pictures after you add them 😊

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty fanart #your mistletoe is no match for my toe missle #sexy sanchez #original art #rickandmorty #ricksanchez #rick and diane #rick prime #Xmas comic #Futurama quotes #merry rickmas #rickmas2023 #Rick and Morty fan comic

[epicstageplayer1601]

"As the captain of this ship, the terrible burden of naming a limbo contest winner, is mine, and mine alone."

"Shouldn't you be steering between the comets?"

#futurama #futurama quotes #kiff kroker #zapp brannigan

[confusedbyinterface]

Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute." The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute." Voice of the Smitten: "You're cute!" The Damsel: "You're cute!" The Narrator: "Great. She's stuck in a infinite loop, and he's an idiot."

#slay the princess #stp damsel #voice of the smitten #incorrect quotes #incorrect Slay the Princess quotes #futurama

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰 #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I’m very generous! Remember that time I gave blood? Paladin: Whose blood? Rogue: Eh, some guy’s.

#rogue #paladin #source: futurama #mod meme #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[thedeerman]

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #incorrect quotes #futurama #futurama ref #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #i don’t draw much

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *trying on a fancy dress for the first time* There. How do I look?

Spy: Like a cheap French harlot.

Scout: *insulted* French?!

#source: futurama #TF2 Scout #transfem scout #TF2 Spy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[turtleofthehollow]

Alastor: Don’t be a fool, you idiot!

Lucifer: I’ll be whatever I wanna do!

#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: futurama #Hazbin hotel #radioapple #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #Alastor #Lucifer #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Bruce: Ok, if everyone's finished bein stupid.

Robin!Jason: I had more, but you go ahead.

#source: futurama #dc #dc characters #jason todd #red hood #jason peter todd #the red hood #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect Jason Todd #incorrect Red Hood #incorrect Bruce Wayne #incorrect Batman #Bruce Wayne #Batman #The Batman #DC Bruce Wayne #DC Batman #DC Jason Todd #DC Red Hood #Robin!Jason #batdad #second robin #2nd robin #dead robin #zombie robin #jaybird

[harveywritings92]

R/n: How do you cope with your own mortality?

Ghost: Violent outbursts.

Price: I don't.

Soap: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

#s: futurama #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #call of duty x reader #gn!reader #simon ghost riley #john price #john soap mactavish

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: heres a question for all u mind readers out there

Roxy:

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #mod terezi #source: futurama #what a silly question to ask!

[absolutepokemontrash]

Asmo: MC! Are you going to just let him do this?!

MC: I don’t know… I don’t want to crush Mammon’s dreams… Lucifer, you do it.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me Asmodeus #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me! incorrect quotes #source: futurama

[ricedbanana-art]

Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything

#mass effect #me3 #fan comic #futurama #incorrect quotes #commander shepard #femshep #my art

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: My life wasn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster made it look.

#snow white #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: futurama

[imdefyingmavity]

Arthur: It's dangerous to be wandering alone in the Old West at night.

Arthur: So thanks for walking me back to camp, Sadie.

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: futurama #rdr2 #sadithur #brotp #arthur morgan #sadie adler

[shieldofiron]

Billy: So you gonna leave town now, or what?

#harringrove #billy hargrove #billy x steve #mine #steve harrington #walking osha violation billy hargrove #steve x billy #honestly walking hr violation steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #from futurama