#futuramatext

[ladybender]

Fry is an accurate representation of someone in his 20s because he's 25, he's 1000 years old, he's his own grandfather, his legend precedes the beginning of the universe, he just dropped out of college,

#he lives with a roommate he spent 50 billion dollars on a tin of anchovies he works minimum wage #I did all those things in the last month #futurama #Fry #futuramatext

[ladybender]

discuss?

#😂😂 #can't believe the worms gave him a six pack but made him too smart to be a final form himbo #the shame #futurama #he's a soft himbo maybe #fry #futuramatext

[ladybender]

#i was doing some serious work when i had to drop everything to make this lmao #futurama #bender #draw 25 #i can picture bender muttering under his breath as he draws one card after the other asdfghgf #futuramatext

[ladybender]

neither freela or frender can be enemies to lovers bc can you imagine hating fry? lmao unrealistic

#futurama #also being fry's rival? lmao as if #i somehow had this pearl written out and was doing nothing with it lmao #futuramatext

[ladybender]

Rating Bender

Original Bender: 

Timeless, iconic, finger guns. 10/10

Pharaoh Bender:

A bastard, but he had a pretty emotional reason to do the things he did. 7.5/10 eyeliner game strong

Ghost Bender:

Can you believe he killed himself out of SPITE??? Can only shake and bow in front of a petty king. but, BUT. This was not a good call Bender boy. Fry cried because of you. 3/10

iguana Bender: 

I love a lizard boy. 7/10 what are his thoughts on being flesh and bones?

Hooker Bender:

He's a little confused on what feminism is but he's got the spirit. Not above crossdressing for the cause. I love how no one is reacting to him getting shot at lmao. 9.5/10

Chef Bender:

He can't cook, he can't do math, he can't drive. 10/10 umiliated his idol and avenged his master, who he killed

Baby Bender:

A son. Hermes lost his job and his house for his cute face and I'd do the same in a heartbeat. 20/10

Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood: Damn his MIND. He sees himself like this in his own fantasy AU. He’s a nerd, yes, but a stylish one 90/10 I have this pic saved as Sassy.jpg

Bee Bender:

It's his fault too Leela ended up in a coma, I said what I said. 1/10

#futurama #bender #me @ me #you can go through your folders to find pic of bender and roast him publically- as a treat #i have part 2 to make so stay tuned lol #and if there is a bender dress/version you want to see let me know i guess #*finger guns* #futuramatext #edited bc i messed up bender's knight name i'm so sorry i'm a fake fan

[ladybender]

Rating Bender part 2

Super King:

He betrayed his criminal ideals because his friends would exclude him if he didn't, but that’s a good reason. The outfit makes up for it anyway. 10/10 best of the three indeed

Santa Claus Bender:

A bastard. Steals looks. Mass murderer. Somehow betrayed Robot Santa and then re-joined him without seeing a mile away he'll be doublecrossed. 2/10 one brain cell aesthetic

Giant Bender:

Bender, but make him bigger. 10/10 did Pacific Rim and Iron Giant watch this segment at all?

Wooden Bender:

Another bastard. His inception fever dream did not make him a fashion icon. But he loves nature and I appreciate that. 5/10

Napoleon Bender:

Does he know who Napoleon is or is he just a mad fan of the aesthetic? 8/10 that is not his handwritihg so who wrote his name like that asdfhk

Corrupted Bender:

This bitch. Terminator wannabe. Sold his friends for pornos he never even got. I don’t respect him. Although, it's thanks to him we were blessed with Lars. I can't forget that. 6/10 he tried to kill Fry but he cried about it for 1000 years in a cave so we're cool

Overclocked Bender:

The literal BEAUTY of it! More powerful than God, can literally see every possible future and predict everything you will do. Will lose his entire shit out of jealousy if you hang out with Randy. 10000/10

Human Bender:

An insult honestly. 0/10 Bender would straight up hate being this basic looking

The Marquis of Mulberry: 

I'll include him because he's super cute. Look at the little bows on his feet! 20/10

Were-car Bender:

A unit! I can't call him a bastard because he was morally torn about running over his best friend, but I will still call him a little shit. 8.5/10

#futurama #bender #part 2 is here!!! #i hope i included all the best bender looks #coilette is not featured bc i'm not physically capable to acknowledge bend her right now #let's leave it at that #neutopia WHO???? #i'm only here today to honor bender and call him a bastard 2 or 3 times and that's it #futuramatext

[ladybender]

i know this is just a fact from the dvd extras but Lars seriously had the GUTS to ask Fry, the guy that is HIM, to be the best man at his and Leela's WEDDING.,? he asked a younger version of himself to attend the wedding of the woman he knows damn well he loves, front row, with a matching outfit and putting on a smile,, the absolute MOTHERFUCKER the MAD MAN

#futurama #bender's big score #lars fillmore #madi pls back me up on this 😆😆😆 #lars was That Bitch #a whole knew level of hating your old self #asdfghjklòà #futuramatext

[ladybender]

Fry giving love advice: start crying on cue, buy roses and chocolate in the most stereotypical way possible, be a guy man, no real feelings in this house

Fry acting in love: heart eyes 24/7, cried because Leela kissed him on the forehead, probably day-dreams about his wedding day, writes love messages in the stars, learned a musical instrument to show her how he feels, "I would die a thousand deaths for you",,,

#futurama #freela #fry #you know it to be true #i mean just compare the adviced fry gave bender when #he was going on a date with angle-ine dressed as flexo #or the entire episode he spent giving terrible love advice to zoidberg lmao #with literally every interaction he has with leela ever lmao #futuramatext

[ladybender]

@spaceacepearl 

#That's her officers! that's the woman who programmed me for evil! #😂😂😂 #futurama #guardians of the galaxy #but yea me and mani was just talking about how true and real the copy of gotg is and we could not be silenced any more #we want some justice #or at least some good fic with fry and leela with good plot and fluff #we miss shut in 😪😪🙈🙈🙈 #futuramatext

[ladybender]

David X. Cohen, any given day: fry and leela was supposed to be unrequired 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ David X. Cohen writing an episode: and fry and leela are together in bed, clearly post-sex, when bender returns and you can Quote Me on that

#futurama #freela #David X. Cohen #love the guy and he is a genius and all but let's admit it #even if he wanted freela not to be canon he didn't die on that hill😂 #oh and the episode he wrote was free will hunting #and it's like one of the only episodes he wrote alone #mmm another one was xmas story im now realizing 😱 #lmao the original Freela Episode!! the 'alone together' Episode!! #lmao @david x. anti freela my ASS #futuramatext

[ladybender]

@lesserdad thank youuuu this is a masterpiece

#futurama #alignment #alignment chart #futuramaedit #futuramatext #faboulus isnt it #im still unsure on robot santa there tbh #looks like going a bit overboard with everything #but i dont care because this is still a mater post for every occasion

[ladybender]

i relate to Fry because i too love pizza, space and Turanga Leela

#he had figurated everything out and #we have to start recognize his genius #futurama #futuramatext

[ladybender]

Rating Leelas

Original Leela: Excellent. Outstanding. I would let her punch me. 10/10

Pilot Leela: She looks professional and threatening. Have to be a level 4 friend to unlock sad backstory. 11/10

Wedding Leela: Not the biggest fan of this outfit. And I'm still low key mad they used it for Meanwhile too. What's up with that? They did change it for Leela and Lars's wedding. I just don’t understand. 4/10 three points are for the flowers alone

Chicken hat Leela: Stunning curly hair. She knows how to accessorize. 10/10

Centaur Leela: A pround member of a great race of peaceful warriors. Good enough design. 8/10

Tentacle Leela: I know Fry would give her a 1000/10, and I don't know why I should do any different. 1000/10

Two eyes Leela: I want to trust her, but she might let me down. I'm sorry to do this but, 1/10

1920 Leela: Forbidden perfect outfit. I cannot give it perfect score because it only lasted for  5.1 seconds. 9/10

Teenager datenight Leela: Cute bow. I love that she looks like something out of a 80's movie. Definitelly did it to impress Fry, and I, for one, love that. 100/10

Lee Lemon: The perfect soldier. Raging bisexuals and idiot pansexuals aren't imune to his charm and his crazy muscles. 150/10

#*slaps this post to the table* no one asked for it but your getting it anyway #it's what leela deserves #futurama #leela #futuramatext #the raging bisexual and idiot pansexual are zapp and fry respectively

[ladybender]

Rating Frys

@colanom 

Original Fry: Nice. Iconic. I too want to dress like that every day. 10/10

Teenager Fry on a date: I like how much effort he put into combing his hair. (two extra points for the daffodils *wink wink*). 12/10

Emperor Fry: Sharpest look. A Fry that knows what he wants, and that is to be an emperor. 1000/10 

Nibblonian Fry: I like that the Nibblonians made a cute space outfit for Fry that was coordinated to their own. I would have dared a bit more with the design, but overall good. 9/10

Busness Man Fry: This suit made a fool out of him. 4/10 because he still looks fine as hell

Baby Fry: Small, cute, would protect. He doesn't know it yet but he's gonna be my hero. 10000000/10

Mutant Fry: Not at his best but the little tentacles are nice. 5/10

Caveman Fry: Dress to impress. Might not be too prectical to go to war tho. 6/10

Death ball Fry: eeeeeehhhhhh/// i have mixed feelings about this. ???/10

Tin foil Fry: Big fan of the purple jacket. 10/10

Fryido: Gross. Why wasn't he a knight for fuck's sake?! I will only ever love one bald Fry and that's it. 0/10 

#here it is eden!! as you can see i was mostly ready to go lmao #fastest post i've ever made #and it's also too long? yeah maybe #ops #futurama #fry rating #fry #futuramatext

[ladybender]

Rating Fry part 2

*here we go again*

Scarecrow Fry: I like his eyebrows and nose, very nice. I would trust him in my corn field. 8.5/10

Fake robot Fry: Looks cheap but is effective. He can recite every Asimov's laws of robotics, but was brutally beaten by Leela in a dence off. 6/10

Bird Fry: Cute harmless boy. I would probably kill every snake that tries to eat him. 10/10

Bachelor Fry: He does not have his life together. He changed his jacket for reason unknown to man. When will his pants return from war. 2/10

Lady Fry: She looks like her mother. Not my fav design of a female Fry, but pretty close to it. 5/10 because it gets too sexual too quickly

Wedding Fry: The wedding didn't go well but his suit sure made up for it. Probably cried himself to sleep in that. He recycled it for his second wedding, but if it was for emotional reason I get it. 11/10 

Zoidberg Fry: You just know Fry is in there somehow, and I appreciate it. He also changed his overall clothes, and I love a man determinate to look as ugly as he possibly can to prove a point. 1000/10 he made Zoidberg lose his virginity

Falling Fry: Biblical methaphor of a fallen angel. His outfit flying with the force of the wind that carresses his body. If he has to die he has to be Dramatic about it. I love him, but the shoes... 9.5/10

Amish Fry: The beard is a wig and honestly that makes me laugh so much. He will take it off when he sleeps, but he won't break character. 6/10 what's that goiter?

Old man Fry: He is his own grandpa and he finally acts like it. But he's still wearing his younglish clothes, so you know he hasn't yet embraced his status of old rinckly man. 7/10 where is his fleece blanket?

Devil hands Fry: You could say he looks fine as hell. Ha! 1000000/10

Captain Yesterday: Finally a man who knows how to be a superhero. His secret identity is safe, Fry doesn't have sideburns so that can't be him. He catches criminals wearing heels, that alone is 50 points. 100/10

Frender Fry: The original fusion. They coniated a ship name. Who's crazy idea was it to make Fry literally wear Bender?! I want to send them a gift basket. 1000thousand/10

#this is soooo longggggg #but i have no regrets i had so much fun #tag yourself #im Bachelor Fry and devil hand Fry lmaoooo #futurama #fry rating #fry #text post #futuramatext

[ladybender]

Bender, brutally haunting down and killing Fry: 😎

Bender inside a cave for the next 1000 years: 

#this is true we all know this is what happened D: #futuramatext #futurama #frender #bender