Can someone PLEASE explain why there was a big 90s toy craze and a bunch of spinoffs and films about Elmo, but not *these guys??* Can I join that timeline? Oscar and co. have way more charm. And having a pet with beady dot eyes/being silent barring just lil squeaks or a tiny occasional phrase is SO much more appealing for a toy mascot, seriously it is 100x more cute.
“Uncle Potato Chip sends an update about his friend that had the surgery awhile back. Apparently, they’re both up to their shenanigans.”
“A day in the life of an office worm. I quote Uncle Potato Chip. He says he does a lot of typing on his slow days. His friend is in the desk next to him.”
“Uncle Potato Chip, who took the photos, said you gotta do it to them.”
“The joke was Uncle Potato Chip’s friend told him he was looking mighty tasty.”
“Uncle Potato Chip says this is where they keep the cryogenically frozen heads of their past bosses.”
“They had a nice potluck at work yesterday. Probably for the holidays. Uncle Potato Chip said the crockpot dish above wasn’t the greatest. Edible, but not the greatest.”
“I don’t remember what Uncle Potato Chip said his friend’s name was. I don’t think he ever mentions his friends by name in texts, but I think he once said over the phone this one’s name is Tango? I can’t remember.”