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roseianxiety · 2 years

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uggghhhhh i hate everything... i cant just magically answer 8 exams in just 1 and a half days!! There isn't even a printer around!

#this is teachers fault for not being clear with a dates...#but i just gotta understand cuz they're stressed aswell #end me now pls #where the hell am i gonna find a printer??#fvck my life #vee rambles

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demberly · 8 months

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Day 5: Song that should have a music video > Platinum

I picked Platinum for my choice. Um, I always thought the beginning had a cool intro that would have been great in a film or something vibe when the person/k!ller (if horror) walks in or walks by someone. Obviously Jay would be the final guy. :)

Also the beauty of this one is you don't have to use anything from the era so the walking scene comes from Spells video, and the picture is a personal pic of Jay from his fb. ;)

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kakdidyoulaythisegg · 8 months

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You're laughing bc dan can never be the most powerful fighter in the world

And you're laughing

#seals artwork #dan #dan hibiki #dan haters dni #street fighter #street fighter dan #dan your dogs are showing.....#street fighter dan hibiki #crybaby #art #artists on tumblr #I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE WHO HATE DAN HIBIKI FVCK ALL DAN HATERS #I LOVE DAN HIBIKI FOR MY LIFE!!!!!

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holyfvkc · 1 year

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got a taste for the cherry I just need to take a bite.

#i would let nita slap my face #actually I would let nita destroy my life #demi lovato #nita strauss #era: holyfvck #holy fvck tour #demi's thigh is my religion #demi's band

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thickania · 2 years

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Finally 29

Funny, just like you were you at the time

Thought it was a teenage dream, just a fantasy

But was it yours or was it mine?

BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

#demi lovato #holy fvck #like we all knew that their relationship was a little weird and all #but omg #i mean good for them #for finally reaching that point where you are like OMG this was a weird period of my life #and people should've been a little more worried with this

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breakerofcurses · 1 year

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i have done a Thing that is shameful & disgusting with a straight face and no after thoughts

#manually cleaning a public toilet no one forced me to idk why i did it i mean i did not 'clean' it i just. i'm sorry that i even felt the #need to state this online #fvck my stupid baka life #washed and disinfected my hands multiple times

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scoups4lyfe · 1 year

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youre soul is in a different timezone

-this was the work of neo cobra anon

I get that a lot

#I'm also a night owl #my friend: dawg you're just awake in a different timezone #me: well fvck man. I want to be asleep in THIS time zone #jokes on me #honk honk me and my clown hours #my thougts #a scoup of life 🔫🦆#neo cobra anon #asks

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simply-m-a-d · 2 years

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artistically. male anatomy is so pretty. and for what. it’s a pain to draw. fvck off.

#me every time I have to draw Muscles TM: uuughhhgnnnhhh fvkckf f vkc f vkc yOU. fV cK. oh that looks nic- fV. Ck!!!!!!#i lose years of life every time. I’m in physical pain. I’m gonna punch smth.#i love staring at naked models for reference until my mom asks me what the fvck I’m doing. heh.#delete later #female anatomy is also v pretty. but that’s a whole different pain to deal with. fvck off as well.

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lsxgrs · 2 months

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Well, day was doing great until I accidentally dropped my phone.

#broken #broken phone #mine #fvck #hate my life #hate myself #i hate everything #feeling myself #im a dumbass #lol #shit #tumblrpictures #tumblrstuff #tumblrfunny #you get no context #you get me

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demberly · 8 months

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Day 4: Favorite Photoshoot(s)

I broke my own rule but who cares.

#orgyedit #jaygordeonedit #jgordonedit #jaygordonedits #candyassanniversary #mine:jay #edit:photoshoot #c:edit #c:photoset #by:demberly #2023:edits #on my knees for 1 man.#love of my life.#congrats on your everthing sir.#fvck me

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evilvillain123456789 · 9 months

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Oh and if I hear any of you little shits complaining about me scabbing for the WGA I swear to fvck. You literally can't stand the idea of an underdog Hollywood outsider with genuinely NEW ideas, writing on your precious little shows, instead of some, nepo baby, who was, who was grown in a lab, or something. So you'll scream and hurl insults and you'll cancel me and you'll try to ruin my life for taking my ONLY chance at a big break and you know what? You will still. Fycking. Love. The episodes I write. See how "Marxist" you feel, when the pronoun circle scene drops in Euphoria. See if you still hate me for scabbing when Euphoria heres a lady with neopronouns and looks at The Camera and bes all like, "Sooooooo, that just happened,

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holyfvkc · 1 year

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#in my head they are a couple #demi lovato #nita strauss #the connection it so stroooong #actually i would let nita destroy my life #era: holyfvck #holy fvck tour

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blueparadis · 9 months

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LEMONADE + SHIU KONG // f!reader ( she's a sniper), smoking, mention of murder and violence, implicit smut, semi-public ( happens in a car ), little tension between them, rivals to fvck buddies dynamics, he is such a tease here. 1.3 (w.c)

special thanks to @poohbea for beta-reading. without her, i really wouldn't have posted this. i had something in mind and this is entirely different. so i said better luck next time to myself and found the courage to post this. | back to nav. | also tagging @yuujispinkhair

“You’re not nearly as inconspicuous as you believe yourself to be.” Kong mutters off-handedly under his breath, reaching for the latch of your belt. His minty tobacco-laced breath paired with that familiar musky cologne threatens to send your nerves into a frenzy. He’s too close for someone who claims to ‘just wanted to undo your seatbelt’. He had no reason to but he did it anyway, probably because you were asking too many questions. He could have easily pressed one of those buttons on the driver’s side door, the one that unlocks all seat belts at once. The car is fancy enough to have those kinds of luxury features anyway, but you can’t help the racing of your heart when his fingers brush your skin. It’s only when he sits back in his own seat do you register his remark. Did he just scold you? The possibility alone has you licking your bottom lip nervously.

It’s not as though he never has, but given your history with him, he rarely comments on your professionalism. He has been your handler for almost a year now and has yet to actually correct or complain about the way you do your job. He’s proud of your skills, he has to be, otherwise, he wouldn’t be hiring you for every sniper-kill case he gets.

“I heard you were back in town,” he starts, tapping on his cigarette packet before taking one between his lips. “But I couldn't contact you until I got the green light. That, and I’ve been too damn busy with the bounty offers that keep coming up.” He digs into his breast pocket to fish out a lighter, the flame flicking to life as his thumb rolls over the spark wheel. You look at him visibly confused, something he acknowledges with an amused huff. “Were you really so busy that you couldn't read the briefing I sent you?” He is definitely scolding you, but for what exactly? Trying to stay neutral in the face of his crude teasing, you let out a small breath, choosing to keep his gaze despite the nagging need to look away. He’s changed a bit. There’s worry in his eyes, more than usual, eyebrows creased as he continues. “Ah! I can't let you slip up now — ”

“Why am I here?” You interject with a frown.

“What?” He has the audacity to look at you surprised, as if he wasn’t the one to call you here again.

“This is the third time this month you’ve had me meet you… and in case you haven’t noticed, I have a bit of a busy schedule.” Kong lets you speak for longer than ten seconds for the first time in a very long time, his bad habit of interrupting taking the backseat for once. When he doesn’t answer you, you click your tongue, irritation evident in the furrow of your brow. “Why am I here, Kong-san—?”

“Shiu.” He corrects. Guess you spoke too soon. “And you still didn't answer my question. Did you or did you not—”

“I did.” You respond sourly. “And it told me a whole lot of nothing. Which is why I'll ask you again. Why am I here, Shiu?” Despite your irritation, the glaring fact of his contributions to your career as a sniper sits heavy on your shoulders as you sit in weighted silence. He knows it too, and never fails to bring it up every time you try to walk away, try to tell him you don’t need his help. He’s pushed you farther than anyone else ever has. Certainly, you owe it to him, but his ego is already big enough without the offer of such a confession, and you would rather put a bullet in your skull than admit that.

The air inside the car grows thick with smoke as he takes drag after drag of his cigarette, not that you minded, you’re a smoker yourself, but just to spite him you opened the window by your side. “Isn’t it obvious?” Kong soon discards the butt out of his own window, studying you all the while, observing the mix of question and frustration that creases your forehead as your frown deepens. His lips tug up in one corner ever so slightly, too slight for anyone else to spot, but being around him as often as you have, you knew it was coming. “I’ve missed you.”

You blink. Once. Twice. Thrice. What a horrible man… he’s toying with you.

“Hilarious,” you mutter, offering him a sarcastic chuckle. He doesn’t waver, doesn’t look away, that small smile growing at your skepticism. The realization has your heart beating in your ears, and suddenly finding it difficult to keep his gaze.

“Want me to prove it to you?” He dips his head slightly, the leather of his seat squeaking in protest as he leans closer.

“No.” Your reply was instantaneous but you do not move, his hand reaching to play with the necklace resting against your collarbone, the very someone he gifted you after your first successful case. “Aren't we supposed to be doing a job here?”

“You tell me. Haven't you read the briefing?” Again with the same question. He is far too calm in this situation, fingers caressing the hammering pulse that lies just below the surface of your skin. “You weren’t lying to me were you—?”

“This is going nowhere.” You huff, finally breaking the intense staring contest he had trapped you in, finding the courage to withdraw from his touch momentarily.

“It could if…” he guides you back to him, grasping your chin between his thumb and forefinger, gaze dipping to your lips. “If you wanted.”

You bite your lip lowering your head to hide your merriment. “Like the last time?” You ask with a knowing smile. If you wanted. Yeah. Sure. As if he didn’t. Because during the ‘last time’ in question, things were entirely different. You two weren’t out for a job. In fact, you were in a situation similar to this one, in his car, engaging in your usual back and forth. It’s unclear exactly what came over you that day, but those sly eyes and that cocky smile had you seeing your handler as less of a mentor and more of the man he was. The conversation devolved into his lips against yours, his hands against your hips as he encouraged you from your seat onto his lap. Thunder rumbled the heavens and rain battered against the windshield, the perfect mask for inevitable heavy breaths and throaty moans. Your skin tingled beneath his touch, his lips, his teeth, the press of his thigh between your legs that had electricity crackling up the base of your spine. His name fogged the windows, each syllable working its way through the tresses of your mind till that was all you could utter, all that truly mattered. He reveled in that, in the way you gave yourself to him almost entirely. How your body grew hot with every caress, every thrust, every kiss. What did you even call this feeling? Neither of you knew, but it was clear that either didn’t want it to stop. By the end of it, his presence spanned your body, inside and out.

Shiu laughs at your subtle accusation. It has the kind of warmth that reminds you of cozy mornings during winter. There is a pregnant pause after he says. “Yeah.” Bobbing his head in a ‘yes’. You shake your head slowly, an amused breath leaving your nose as your nerves buzz with memories past.

You sigh, assessing him with narrowed eyes, trying to figure out what exactly he’s hiding beneath that elaborately organized talk of his. But the man is a vault, hiding behind dark eyes that threaten to reel you in again. It has you playing with your tongue, curling it against the insides of your mouth before smacking your lips. “Was there really any job for me to begin with?” You retort.

Shiu Kong smiles, his carefully crafted demeanor crumbling in the face of the woman he’s slowly beginning to fall for. “There wasn’t.” He says bashfully.

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scoups4lyfe · 1 year

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SCOUPS BAAAAACK *tackle hugs Scoup*

MY COMRADE IN ARMSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHA I **AM** back >:D

I feel great. (Ironically LOL)

☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

Update wise:

My psychiatrist upped my mood stabilizer dosage.

I was taking 50mg,,,, now I"m taking 100mg,,, and this Saturday It'll be upped to 200mg. (Wild.)

Hmmm. When I first started the 100mg --11 days ago-- I fell out of my manic episode like a jester falling down a steep cliff. (ghjnsdkghgsf)

And by that I mean I lost all of my emotions LOL!

......:D Calling it depression feels wrong. Like, I couldn't feel anything. Not sad, not depressed, just nothing 😛. It was to the point that I did exactly what I was NOT supposed to do and started drinking caffeine (which I never drink) just to feel alive.

I mean,,,,, it WORKED (LOL). But the moment it ran out, like a snap of the finger, BOOM. Immediately empty. The kind of empty where you can't even fake a smile. Honestly-- I felt like an empty glass cup more than a human.

This last for about 5 days, then I started to normalize and have felt normal (ish) since then. But while my mental health was stabilizing my physical health said:

So at like 7 PM today I went to the ER (as one does) and got home maybe 2 hours ago (it's like 4:30 AM rn); and apparently I have a kidney infection and what not.

The reason why I went to the ER: Eating 2 spoons of rice made my stomach feel like I had eaten burning knives. I ate 3/7th's a banana like ....6 hours later (mind you this is ALL I had to eat today, and I'm being literal about the 2 spoonfuls of rice) and the banana made me feel like my stomach was gonna implode or something. So I was like 'well well well. So it's come to this.'

(The stomach pain has been for like weeks LOL. I gaslight myself into thinking I'm bonkers and then it's like 'do I want a $20,000 hospital bill, for nothing?' 😛)

Took some medication for it (the infection) and I feel...fking fantastic rn >:].

Med wise --as I said above; this Saturday my dosage get's upped to 200 MG. And I have absolutely no fkin idea how this will affect me.

IDK if I'll become an empty shell again; or if it'll repeat what happened last time

(when I took 25 mg it did this same thing; but when I took 50 MG like...literally went manic LOL.)

Which means my 3 options Saturday onward:

Nothing happens. My mood is stable. I'm normal and human.

I tank and lose all my emotions and ability to feel anything.

I go manic (and at 200 MG????? dawg I'd just become literally not even on earth anymore).

Like if I wanted to eat / lick book pages when I was manic during my 50 mg arc,,,, wtf would 200 MG do to me if I went manic????? Lortd.

LONG a$$ recap. But yeah. Now that I'm being treated for my physical whatever-the-fvck; guess it's just on what these mood stabilizers do to me.

Either way I'd love to go stupid and crazy live-blogging again >:]]

#that and my older sis DID get into another serious car accident #with all the kids this time #got T-boned by someone going 70 MPH #AND the car hit the kids side.#No one got too badly injured. My niece had to be taken in an ambulance #just had a cut on her face (and half of her face bruised) ;'(#my thougts #fvcking moodswings ⚡️✌️#bipolar disorder #a scoup of life 🔫🦆#neurodiversity #manic depression #man my life literally sounds insane LMAO #but yeah all this happened. crazy my niece and nephews aren't badly injured #literally my nephew's car seat unattached from the thing and flew through the car....but he was fine (thank fvck)#kongu 992 #asks

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lilirari · 4 months

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🏍️ everyone's favourite biker couple is out on a nye bike date

💌 biker! oscar piastri x biker! fem! reader (social media au)

💭 author's note : this is very short but i've been having oscar brainrot again (don't i always ?) and idk how but i'm always on the biker side of instagram these days so i just decided to put these two together and feed my own delusions hehe. anyways this is my last smau for this year ! thank you all for making 2023 fun and memorable <3 see you next year ;)

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yourinstagram

🎶 slow down : chase atlantic

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yourinstagram i ❤️ bikers (oscar)

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yourinstagram we don't slow down though we like the fast life 😋

-> oscarpiastri we are speed

-> liamlawson30 the lightning mcqueen dialogue summoned me

yourinstagram also LS2 helmets in the last slide for logansargeant 🤭

-> logansargeant glad to know that y'all still remember me 😐

oscarpiastri my pretty girl

oscarpiastri step on me

-> yourinstagram what

-> oscarpiastri what

-> user81 LMAO HE'S WILDINNNN

oscarpiastri mine mine mine

oscarpiastri god you look so fine in that first picture

oscarpiastri did you have to include that picture of me swinging though 😞

-> yourinstagram ofc ! you look so cute 🥹

-> yourinstagram (he fell down right after this picture was taken btw)

-> oscarpiastri hey now you don't have to mention that

-> user44 NOT Y/N SNITCHING ON HIM LMAO

yourbestie GIRL YOU LOOK SO FINEEEE SO SLAYFUL

yourbestie ABSOLUTELY ATE !!!!

-> yourinstagram I LOVE YOUUUUU my hype girl 🫶

yourbestie THAT'S MY GF Y'ALL

-> oscarpiastri that's MY gf 🤨

-> yourinstagram chill guys there's enough y/n for everyone

-> oscarpiastri yeah well i don't share though 💁🏻‍♂️

-> yourinstagram why did i find that extremely hot

-> oscarpiastri you're extremely hot

-> yourbestie oh no nvm guys please don't start making out in the comments

logansargeant not giving this post a like because i'm a hater !!!!

-> yourinstagram is it bc we didn't invite you

-> logansargeant what else do you think it is 😒

-> yourinstagram logan pookie we're sorry 😭 but it was just meant to be an us thing today

-> yourinstagram we even wore the helmets with your initials man

-> yourinstagram we'll call you on our next ride, aight ?

-> logansargeant fine 😐

user16 ughhh y/n's an absolute goddess

user55 THAT OUTFIT THOUGH ??? SLAY QUEEN

user02 the LS2 helmets are so cute :(

user20 OMG SLOW DOWN AS THE SONG ARGGHHH

user22 YNOSCAR ARE SO CHASE ATLANTIC CODED 😩😩

user23 OSCAR LOOKS SO HOT IN THAT FOURTH SLIDE WHAT

user63 SHE SAID FVCK ME LIKE I'M FAMOUS I SAID OKAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

user24 Y/N ARE YOU A CHASE ATLANTIC FAN

-> yourinstagram YEAHHHHH OFC BRO CHASE ATLANTIC >>>>>>

-> user27 i think i've fallen in love with y/n all over again

-> oscarpiastri user27 same

user04 why's oscar kinda fine..

-> user01 WDYM KINDA HE'S ALWAYS BEEN FINE

-> yourinstagram facts user01 !!!

user03 GOD WHEN IS MY TURN GOING TO COME

user10 MY FAVOURITE BIKER COUPLE 🫶

user11 icb the two hottest people on the planet are dating it all feels surreal

user14 WHERE'S MY BIKER BF 😭😠

user18 i love you both so much 🥹

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oscarpiastri

🎶 ohmami : chase atlantic

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oscarpiastri nye with my baby 🖤

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yourinstagram thank you for making my 2023 worthwhile, oz 🫶

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yourinstagram can't wait to spend another whole year with you <3

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yourinstagram i love you, my favourite boy🤍

-> oscarpiastri i love you, my favourite girl 🖤

logansargeant 🤢🤢👎🏻👎🏻

-> yourinstagram this is the reason why you're still single and why you didn't have anyone to kiss you on nye you HATER

-> user77 HELP Y/N THAT'S SO FOUL

-> logansargeant you didn't have to call me out like this 😧

landonorris that guy on the second slide looks kinda cute

-> oscarpiastri he's taken

-> landonorris aww that's too bad 😞 does his girlfriend want to share him with me ?

-> yourinstagram no his gf does not share 🤍

landonorris questionable hand placement on that third slide though 🤨

-> logansargeant no seriously why is she grabbing him like that 😧

-> yourinstagram it's comfortable 🤭

-> oscarpiastri your single arses won't know how it feels like to be touched by a woman

-> landonorris ok foul 💀

-> logansargeant you guys are such haters #ynoscarsinglephobic

-> user30 SINGLEPHOBIC PLEASE IM CRYING

-> user05 nah fr they're giving us singles too much pain it's time to cancel ynoscar

user08 I WANT WHAT THEY HAVEEEE 😭😭

user14 again... WHERE THE FRICK IS MY BIKER BF HUHHH

user06 God i see what you've done for others

user47 THE HAND PLACEMENT ON THE THIRD SLIDE GAWDDAMN

user66 i so badly want to be y/n in the third slide

user58 ynoscar do you want a dog i can bark

user49 i feel faint after seeing these pictures

user07 dayummm oscahhhhh

user56 that fourth picture 😩😩😩😩😩 (aggresive slamming on the desk)

user84 i too want to be carried around by oscar

user34 THE KING AND QUEEN OF BIKERTOK AND BIKESTAGRAM

user09 he's such a cutie patootie look at his bread cheeks in the 2nd slide ☹️

user21 the way they're looking into each other's eyes in the last slide 🥹🥹🥹

user95 ynoscar >>>>>>>> any other couple

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