#fyre festival

[blueskyscribe]

The Fyre Festival guy just got out of prison after four years and he's already planning another island festival called PYRAT (pronounced pirate) which is clearly going to be Fyre Festival 2.0.

Like he is using the same vague promos as last time, featuring footage of the Bahamas, and when NBC News asked the government of the Bahamas about this they were like "NO, he does not have permission to host ANYTHING here. Please tell us if you see him in our country so we can arrest him."

#Fyre Festival #PYRAT #I hope the guy enjoys his next jail stint #some people are just born stupid I guess

[cerastes]

I thought Logan Paul’s Wild And Wet Crypto Scam was a powerful way to end 2022, but how do you logically progress from there? Wonder no more, my friends, the way to open 2023 is that the Fyre Festival guy is trying to make another Fyre Festival:

26 million dollars in debt and having spent 4 years in prison due to Fyre Festival, this guy’s first idea fresh out of jail is to throw another one. Never on schedule, always on time. I’m looking forward to seeing the next wave of influencers having to fight for their actual lives in an abandoned island again. Of all things I never expected to see DLC for, Fyre Festival was at the top, and yet, here we are.

#fyre festival #the rides never ends

[awellrespectedcavetroll]

Potential for the funniest thing to ever happen

#fyre festival #billy mcfarland

[iamschnazzleberry]

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

#dashcon #fyre festival #willy's chocolate experience #wonka

[navigatorwrongway]

something something playing with fyre

#burning man #fyre festival #mar posts #plus jimmy buffet is dead. dadrock hippies are getting it in the teeth today honestly #I think in general these folks who put together giant ‘festivals’ have a tendency to forget that Nature Bats Last #that Burning Man playa is literally a lake bed there is absolutely NOWHERE for water to go #I distinctly remember an entire desert getting up on its legs and swarming East #happily willing to drown/bury any entire civilization it encountered just two years ago

[ktempestbradford]

Wut??

What!

"It really all started during a seven month stint in solitary confinement..."

keyboard smash sounds

WHAT

#fyre festival #fyre festival II #we exist in the worst timeline #you know a non-zero number of people are going to buy tickets to this #Youtube

[animentality]

#burning man #fyre festival #libertarian #twitter

[kitnightowl]

#tumblr #polls #tumblr polls #dashcon #willy wonka #willy wonka experience #glasgow willy wonka experience #fyre festival #the Fyre festival #oompa loompa #dashcon ballpit #events #shitpost

[dorotheo-rah]

Just fixed the Willy Wonka Experience.

#willy wonka experience #willy wonka chocolate experience #glasgow #flashback #ball pit #dashcon #fyre festival #i am so floored i made a meme #its the unknown #40 dollars for THIS #a bag of jellybeans and a cup of soda for THIS #real life backrooms level for kids #amen to that

[wonderfullyrandomph]

something so funny and yet so interesting to me is how blink-182 seems to end up in the middle of some crazy shit that ends up going on with rich people. With fyre festival blink 182 was smart enough to be like nope and dipped out when a bunch of rich kids were trapped on an island, with oceangate they were just vibing on tour and a rich fan attending was related to one of the rich dead dudes on oceangate. it's like blink 182 just be there as part of a punchline joke or something to rich people tragedies and it's amazing. whatever will they be offhandidly involved with next I wonder? lol

#oceangate #titan submersible #titan submarine #ocean gate #blink 182 #fyre festival #fyre fest #blink-182 #lets play 'how many times do i type the words rich people' #lol

[twentyyearstoolate]

"Harry, of course it's a real festival! Look at all these artists signed up to perform! Look at these luxury villas! This gourmet food and drink! What could I possibly stand to gain from sending a decorated officer of the RCM on a wild goose chase to a fake music festival? I wouldn't waste the Union's resources just to mock up glamour shots and and convince you to get stranded on an island in the middle of the pale! I'm a busy man, Harry!"

#disco elysium #shitposting #funny #evartposting #fyre festival

[pyrojanis]

oh the things i'd do to go to the willy wonka experience

#the unknown #fyre festival #but for kids

[nonameswereavailable]

#fyre festival #fyre festival 2 #billy mcfarland #destiel confession meme

[letsdocuboutit]

- Let's Docu 'Bout It -

Episode 22 - Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened

In this episode I recap and talk about the Netflix documentary, Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened. The Fyre Festival was billed as a luxury music experience on a posh private island, but it failed spectacularly in the hands of a cocky entrepreneur. 

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Photos: Ja Rule & Billy McFarland on Norman's Cay, Billy on day 1 of the festival, models filming promotional video, food offered at the festival, the festival "villas"

#fyre #fyre festival #fyre the greatest party that never happened #billy mcfarland #ja rule #podcast #documentary #netflix #netflix documentary #letsdocuboutit

[thewaitisogre]

greg dancing with those old men and drinking things that aren’t drinks

#succession #greg hirsch #fyre festival

[2xplusungood]

Fyre Festival 2 is absolutely sending me. Billyboy was sent to PRISON becuase of how much of an unmitigated disaster the first one is and he's just like "I'll fukken do it again."

Like it would at the very least be in the within the REALM of believability if they were like "well we took a big risk but we were inexperienced and made a lot of mistakes, but we've learned from them. Nows out chance to do this thing RIGHT"

But no, they just straight up pretend the first wasn't a disaster like "I came up with this while I was in solitary" so you just know if this does somehow manage to get off the ground its going to be even funnier the second time

#fyre festival