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when you watch things with manny montana in just know, you can never escape long beach
#DID YOU KNOW HES FROM LONG BEACH#honestly i half hate the place cause im sick of fucking hearing it hahaha#manny montana#johnny tuturro#graceland#gabs watched graceland
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National Enquirer, September 28
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Jeffrey Epstein’s madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s secret husband unmasked
Page 2: Royal renegades Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle have turned their backs on the U.K. forever by paying back $3.1 million borrowed from British taxpayers to renovate Frogmore Cottage because Harry always felt the weight of the public loan and he’s paid it back in full as one of the last stages in divorcing himself from the royal family and the U.K. itself -- the California-based couple who recently bought a $15 million mansion in Montecito also claimed they will no longer take handout from Harry’s dad Prince Charles after signing a Netflix deal said to be worth as much as $150 million
Page 3: Slimmed-down Jessica Simpson has told chubby hubby Eric Johnson to shape up or ship out -- she’s been laser-focused on healthy dieting and exercise since giving birth to daughter Birdie Mae 18 months ago but her flabby ex-football star spouse has been piling on the pounds
Page 4: Angelina Jolie has shrunk to a skeletal 99 pounds after launching a hunger strike to force hated ex Brad Pitt to cave to her child custody demands but friends and medical experts fear the star may be killing herself in the process -- Angie’s surviving on handfuls of grains and nuts and avoiding full meals and she’s banking on Brad cratering when he sees her in such a sorry state and giving her anything she wants, sober and svelte Kelly Osbourne is on a mission to find a man
Page 5: Demi Moore is drooling over love rat Justin Hartley’s Instagram posts and she’s got it bad for the lothario -- she’s had it bad for him ever since they filmed a funny skit together on The Tonight Show last year -- Demi has not had a serious romance since her catastrophic breakup in 2013 with Ashton Kutcher but she’s coming out of her shell after swearing off dating and now she wants to have some fun and she’s zeroed in on Justin
Page 6: Katie Holmes has given up on Hollywood hunks and found romance with a Big Apple chef -- she was snapped getting hot and heavy with Emilio Vitolo Jr. and the single mom is hungry for love with a man more focused on her than stardom
Page 7: Sharon Osbourne chased Marie Osmond off The Talk -- Marie thought the show would be fun and just a bunch of girls gabbing about their lives and whatnot but she found out that was totally naive because Sharon disliked her from the start and Marie felt Sharon was jealous of her and thought she didn’t belong and there was a definite rift between them and an undercurrent of bitchiness that everyone noticed
Page 8: Big-ideas guy Chip Gaines is clashing with wife Joanna Gaines over money as he wants to expand their empire but she wants to slow things down, Hollywood Hookups -- Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren dating, Kathie Lee Gifford’s son Cody Gifford wed Erika Brown, Lily Allen and David Harbour wed
Page 9: Scandal-scarred Kevin Spacey has been accused of trying to sexually assault two 14-year-old boys during the 1980s in an explosive new lawsuit filed in New York -- one accuser has not been named but the second accuser in the lawsuit is Star Trek: Discovery actor Anthony Rapp
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Brian Austin Green stocks up at a supermarket in L.A., Gerard Butler hopped about his motorcycle after having dinner in Malibu, Olivia Wilde at the beach in Malibu, Anne Heche stepped out in L.A.
Page 11: Martial-arts movie master Jackie Chan got his butt kicked by Chinese officials out into the streets of Beijing when they seized two side-by-side luxury apartments in Beijing where the Hong Kong-born karate king’s family lived and put them up for auction in an ownership dispute but Jackie is fighting back by filing a lawsuit to reclaim his property which he bought estimated to be worth $5 million at a massively discounted $2 million in 2007 after doing promotional work for the owners, Oscar-winning vegan Joaquin Phoenix hopes to whip up a career as TV’s next top chef -- he loves to experiment at the stove adding different spices to traditional dishes but those who have sampled his stuff have confessed he’s not that good -- despite his kitchen limitations he has no plans to ditch acting but he wants to go all in on trying to become a YouTube or Food Network personality
Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Alessandra Ambrosio played volleyball in Santa Monica (picture), new Dancing with the Stars host Tyra Banks has kicked former frontman Tom Bergeron from the ballroom blocking a final farewell appearance after 15 years on the show and now Tom’s responded by giving tyrant Tyra some lip by openly mocking her bizarre new promotional video where her kisser was enhanced to mimic the show’s mirror ball trophy, it’s bye-bye booze on The Real Housewives franchise because seeing older white privileged women getting drunk and fighting isn’t fun anymore and it’s put a lot of viewers off and Bravo execs believe it’s one reason the ratings have tanked so now there will be less booze available during tapings, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are clashing over politics among other things -- Gwen hosted an Obama fundraiser at her house in Beverly Hills while Blake is much more conservative and they’re struggling to find common ground and the weeks leading up to the election could rip these two apart
Page 13: Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending its 14-year run because the famous family members can’t stand each other anymore
Page 14: Crime
Page 15: Broken-hearted Priscilla Presley is on the verge of an emotional breakdown and dealing with daughter Lisa Marie Presley’s past struggles with addiction and ongoing divorce with Michael Lockwood and the recent tragic suicide of her only grandson Benjamin Keough have taken a devastating toll on the 75-year-old along with the impact of the global pandemic and the country’s social unrest -- she locks herself in her room and cries uncontrollably for hours at a time and has had trouble keeping up with her daily routines -- she’s selling her Beverly Hills home and moving back to Graceland but the walls outside the estate are covered in graffiti with messages like Black Lives Matter and No Justice No Peace
Page 18: Their Marriage Failed So They Tried Again -- Pamela Anderson, Larry King, Jean-Claude Van Damme
Page 19: Melanie Griffith, Elliott Gould, Marie Osmond, Elon Musk
Page 20: Brainiac Ken Jennings the all-time winningest contestant on Jeopardy! is being groomed to replace the show’s ailing host Alex Trebek by the beloved TV legend himself
Page 22: Prized props pilfered from Hollywood sets are big business for underground dealers and can fetch up to six figures on the black market and even worse some memorabilia heists have disrupted the making of major blockbusters costing studios a pretty penny
Page 28: Cover Story -- Sex monster Jeffrey Epstein’s accused madam Ghislaine Maxwell will never be convicted due to a provision in the U.S. Constitution that forbids married couples from being forced to testify against their mates and now facing charges of sex trafficking underage girls for the pervert billionaire Maxwell has a get-out-of-jail-free card because she secretly married the pedophile before he was murdered in a federal prison last year
Page 34: Prankster Sacha Baron Cohen secretly shot a sequel to his 2006 blockbuster Borat and it’s already been screened by select industry bigwigs, Pioneer Woman Ree Drummond is blazing her daughter Alex’s path to the altar with fiance Mauricio Scott
Page 38: Health Watch
Page 42: Red Carpet -- Venice Film Festival -- Cate Blanchett -- hot, Tilda Swinton -- not, Arizona Muse -- hot, Maya Hawke -- hot, Elodie -- hot, Vanessa Kirby -- hot
Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Gerald McRaney and Aubrey Dollar and Kim Cattrall on the new drama Filthy Rich
Page 47: Odd List -- a gory piece of history has landed on the auction block -- a lock of Abraham Lincoln’s hair that was wrapped in an 1865 telegram stained with the dead president’s blood is expected to fetch up to $75,000
#tabloid#grain of salt#tabloid toc#tabloidtoc#jeffrey epstein#ghislaine maxwell#prince harry#meghan markle#jessica simpson#angelina jolie#brad pitt#kelly osbourne#demi moore#justin hartley#katie holmes#emilio vitolo jr.#sharon osbourne#marie osmond#the talk#chip and joanna gaines#kevin spacey#anthony rapp#jackie chan#joaquin phoenix#keeping up with the kardashians#kuwtk#priscilla presley#jeopardy!#ken jennings#alex trebek
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can’t believe i’m on the boxing episode and all i can think about is @riosnecktattoo labelling johnny a doughnut
#im laughing so much#he is so skinny#skinny queen#also why the fuck did he dawdle at the club haha#homeboy took a shower and chilled#gabs watched graceland
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johnny: *saves lucia*
lucia: lol cheers, imma head out now!
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jakes: do you smell that??
johnny: i’ve been in the car for 14 hours:(((((
jakes: no, the sauce!
johnny: THE SAUCE!!!!
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i know lucia & johnny don’t end up together and i already can’t stand seeing johnny heart broken
#i just wish his scene were with someone he had a spark#she is very boring#like i know we get treated amazing with manny&christina#but shit#aint fuck all between these two#sorry not sorry#at least i get to see him be very cute#he also did the chin touch and im living#gabs watched graceland
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so when i’ve been watching graceland i’ve been skipping to johnny’s scenes (its worked out well in season 2 cause he has his own little storyline)
and basically i just skipped and stopped on a charlie & briggs scene and urm
briggs was gonna kill mike????? gurl what the fuck👁👄👁
#shit has gone down#& i am lost#do i care though?#sadly no#i am only here for johnny#gabs watched graceland
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johnny repeating ‘shit’ apparently does things to me
#ALSO FINAL EPISODE OF S2 YALL!!!!#omg he just yelled and im#shaking#i love it#r y’all freaks as well#pls say yes#gabs watched graceland
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me, fully knowing carlito isn’t going to kill johnny: omg hes going to DIE!
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johnny: so you can just go if you want
jakes: what did you do
johnny: urm nothing????
jakes: what. did. you. do.
johnny: i. did. nothing.
jakes:
johnny:
jakes:
johnny: so i did SOMETHING
#FOOL#i’ve really liked the jakes & johnny friendship over these last few episodes#gabs watched graceland
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johnnys in white and i’m just 🥰in love🥰
#hes been in white 2 episodes in a row#I LOVE IT#sunshine boi#my bby#johnny tuturro#gabs watched graceland
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oh. my. god.........................................
#that'll make your ***** throw up#hahahahaa#omg#he looks SO good#johnny tuturro#gabs watches graceland
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i need 5 fucking minutes alone please
i would gladly follow him into any room im sorry not sorry hahaha
#lord have fucking mercy#yo#y'all#GUYS#i am#very#VERYY#into this#imma a freak we been known#johnny tuturro#gabs watches graceland
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Ladies & Gentleman, I have finally finished Graceland and my Johnny gifset collection!
I just wanna thank you all for the support, the love, the asks and the messages because you kept me going! (I gave up during season 2 but you were all very nice so I kept watching&creating)
I’ve made 380 gifs overall, which is just, INSANE! I’m very excited to share them all with you guys and I’ll be posting one gifset a week! Thanks again y’all❤️
#since monday i’ve watched 3 episodes a day#and giffed them ALL#THREE A DAY#do u know how insane that is#when i started watching i thought 2 per day was a lot#i actually really enjoyed it though i fucking love johnny#season 1 was 100% the best#johnny my sunshine boi#i love you so much#best part of the show#thank you for everything king#imma miss you#graceland#johnny tuturro#gabs talks
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what the fuck is this vile ass filter over johnny
#I HAVE TO GIF THIS SHIT#I HAVE COLOUR IT??????#IT IS A CRIME#JAIL#WE KNOW YOU'RE IN MEXICO OKAY#YOU DONT NEED THE YELLOW ASS FILTER#gabs watches graceland
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oh to cuddled by a naked johnny wrapped in a blanket
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