….. I just found out I can lay on my bed and watch funny videos on my phone
therapist: sam grimace isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander backstage to spill the beans… I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem… and if we check my point total here— I don’t NEED to walk to the front, because I know what it is. It’s a big ol’ GOOSE EGG, GANG. It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING! Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a game where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of NEVER guessing right in the full game is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE. Introduced at the top of the game as a champion, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew! Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!
psychic: what the fuck
I don’t like, need Brennan’s game changer monologue on a mug but I kind of want it
brennan’s speech from that one game changer episode is constantly running in the back of my mind at any given moment
so turns out that teachers actually *teach* you how to do the assignment in class. Like they walk you through all the steps and everything!
only took a global pandemic and a switch to online learning that meant I had access to recordings of every lecture that could be sped up by a factor of 3-4x to get to a point where my ADHD ass would finally be able to pay attention to realize!
somewhere down the line I lost one of Iph’s lightsaber crystals now I gotta get crafting again :((
Skipitee you be the one for me
I be the one for you
Why don’t you love me forever?
Oops, you got me going again
I ain’t gonna stop till we get it together
if anyone wanted to know what I aspire to be in every possible fukcing way
Reading through the Salvage Chapter 13 outline. Came across this scene summary:
Sometimes, that’s really all the detail you need.
“the factory that made it, put a hole in the front for my dick”