#gangpost

[slocumjoe]

Laughing headcanons

Cait:

Laughs like a hyena or a dainty little princess. Both of her laughs are really charming, but you only get the gorilla belly laugh at someone else's expense. MacCready soaks himself with a Nuka-cola exploding in his face? Belly laugh. Danse's eyebrows going up into his scalp at a crude joke? Belly laugh.

Doesn't care for puns or structured jokes. Doesn't like anti-jokes. She enjoys situational, spontaneous humor.

Curie:

Giggles and shrieking laughter that dissolves into wheezing clapping. All jokes are welcome as long as they aren't crude. She laughs at at all them, very genuinely. Would really enjoy facebook mom memes.

Danse:

Soft chuckling. No one has ever heard him laugh. His reactions to jokes are out of decorum. Forced chuckle, really doesn't find it funny. Please don't put him in this situation, it melts his soul.

Does like puns. Often makes puns. He has a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor - though his tone often means it goes over everyone's head - but he just isn't the kind of guy to bowl over laughing.

Deacon:

His laugh is totally inaudible. He giggles like a schoolgirl, but you get him to really laugh, all air abandons his body. Sounds like a dog toy trying to breath.

Deacon probably listens to joke audio books in his sleep, are you kidding me? Every joke is a good joke as long as it isn't, like, grossly dark. His favorites are self-deprecating jokes.

Hancock:

Barky laugh. Its always a bark, but the volume and intensity varies. He also snickers, but that's usually intentional as a means of flirtation or coming off as suave.

Does not like puns. Will make puns if he sees the opportunity. He has a litany of classic structured jokes. You know he would like Seinfeld.

MacCready:

Teary laugher, looks like a 5 year old when giggling. Very blushy when he laughs. His laughing is mostly just him choking and crying while trying to breathe. This is unfortunate as he's the one who laughs the most.

Doesn't like puns, but has been studying under Nick to fulfill his fatherly duties.

Nick:

Undefeated champunion. He finds them so quickly, so precisely. You get the feeling that at all times, he's looking for them. Its like you're being hunted, but instead of the inevitably of being caught an eaten, its the inevitably of having to hear the same fish puns around docks.

Anyway, his laugh is very old Italian uncle. If you know you know. Very 'hands on the hips head thrown back' guffawing.

Piper:

Cackling or snorts. No. Middle. Ground. Her gentle, everyday laugh is a fit of snorting and chortling, the true laughter sounds like a witch that just cursed Dorothy. Sounds like a feral madwoman when laughing.

Enjoys the occasional pun, but she hates the usual structured joke. They're just never funny to her, as she can always predict the punchline.

Preston:

He'll chuckle, or very softly laugh for only a few seconds. Much like Danse, Preston doesn't really bust a gut. Well, he does, but only when he's at the end of his rope and/or is extremely sleep deprived. Its a weird mix of snorting and howling.

He actually enjoys the casual structure of a joke. Doesnt think they're funny, but finds them entertaining nonetheless. Used to like puns, but Nick ruined it for him.

X6:

He will rarely chuckle or snicker, but usually he just exhales out of his nose while smiling a little.

However.

Rumor has it that he once broke down into tears at Deacon impersonating an old southern gentleman trying to have sex with the Slocum's Joe donut mascot. Given that this rumor didn't come from Deacon, it might have a ring of truth to it.

Doesn't joke much himself aside from some dry sarcasm, but he finds Danse to be the funniest of them, just because of their shared humor.

#fo4 #fallout 4 #paladin danse #nick valentine #robert joseph maccready #piper wright #preston garvey #cait #curie #hancock #deacon #gangpost

[sombruhmoment]

the correct ‘hottest character’ tier list

not actually please dont yell at me

E: Unavailable for ranking

Hammond + Winston; Animals

Bastion + Orisa + Echo; Naive, ‘childlike’ robots that just are not attractive.

D: Hot only to very specific people

Widow; My issue with Widow is she’s basic. I’ve seen this dozens of times. Her hotness is artificial - everything about her to shove in your face her hotness, and unless you’re a very meek lesbian or a weird creepy dude, she just isn’t that hot. She’s a gimmick. If she was more professional and less for show, she’d be higher.

Tracer; Yorkshire terrier. She’d be a great s/o and friend, but she’s not exactly hot. She’s plain jane. Only especially hot to very Jane Austen lesbians and again, weird creepy dudes. 

Mercy; Boring. She doesn’t really have much personality in the media she shows up in beyond ‘angel’ and ‘tired’. The latter is the smallest portion of her character, but the most embraced. This is why she’s only hot in the fan portrayals of her in fic or art. She’s too plain and basic to be more than conventionally attractive.

Junkrat; He just ain’t, dude. Unless he’s your type, he isn’t hot. His personality doesn’t lend to his sex appeal, either. Very specific taste needed.

Mei; Only if you’re a butch lesbian or an even weirder dude. Very plain, but the body shape rep is nice. Her personality is probably only attractive if you’re into the same interests as her, or are familiar with your interests being shut down. This relationship will be a lot of gushing about fun science facts and god dang, you go you funky butch lesbians. Still not hot. 

C: Boring + bad idea

Brig; She has a hotness factor from the muscles. She still is not hot because she is so plain. She is white bread incarnate. Her personality of sweet, ‘girl-next-door’ is appealing for a relationship, but she just isn’t that hot aside from her buffness. 

Sigma; He’s often cited as one of the hotter guys, but is he, or do you just like the idea of cosmic horror? Is he hot, or do you want to be a monsterf*cker without actually commiting? He’s a traumatized Grandpa. He’s like an old, white man Mei. I’d go to the park with him and feed ducks. I would not canoodle.

Ashe; Like Widow, but more professional. She’s still boring, but at least the outfit makes her have some intrigue. Her story has the potential to make her more interesting, but let’s be real, she was only made as an attempt to stop the McHanzo shippers. 

D.va; She’s fine. She’s just a young adult. Nothing much to say. Blizzard really wants you to think she’s hot, though.

Hanzo; Look. This man, no matter when you approach him, is in a crisis. Before meeting Genji, he’s stuck in the past. After, he’s gone full white girl reinvention. I wouldn’t be surprised if your hookup was a rebound. If you canoodle him, there will be strings attached. He will call you afterwards and ask if you happened to find one of his nipple piercings in your sheets. You’ll get text messages asking if you want to smoke a joint. He has no skill in this. Until he goes to therapy, wide berth. He’s hot, but the consequences and implications outweigh the good time. 

B: A lil spice to ‘em

Torb; The personality is there. He’s a dilf. He’s a serious, but not without humor, haunted man who loves his family dearly. He gets made into a joke, but guys, this man would be a fan favorite if he wasn’t short. 

Ana; She’s adopted the Grannie personality, which knocks her down a bit, but Ana is hot even as an older woman. Not my cup ‘a joe, but she oozes sarcasm and confidence. Also, strikes fear into the rich and corrupt? Hot. 

Genji; He’s Hanzo, but after therapy. He’s got his ish together. He’ll treat you right. It’ll be the best relationship you’ve ever had because he’s so good at communication. But this isn’t about relationships. He’s hot because he’s vanilla. He’s a simple guy - and lets face it, a bottom. One of the plainer options, but still has some appeal to him with his maturity.

Zarya; Buff woman. Hot. Her personality isn’t for everyone, and her racism is...ugh...but c’mon. Look at her biceps. Look at them.

Moira; Will experiment on you in more ways than you expect. Androgynous, David Bowie. Not for the faint of heart. You’re definitely a lesbian or a femboy. Hot for her evilness. Not so hot for her nails. Not a good idea. Be careful.

Reinhardt; Big grandpa man. A gentle soul. Very loud. He’s hot for his confidence and voice. But, again, sooner feed ducks with him than anything else.

A: Hot

Sombra; Evil, intelligent, mischievous woman who is always one step ahead? Hot.

Doomfist; You are lying to yourself if you think he isn’t attractive. Jerk? No question. But listen to his voice. He’s classy, humorous, and very nicely muscled. Do not pursue a relationship under any circumstance, but look all you’d like. 

Zen; Like Genji, but hotter because of the inherent controversy of canoodling a monk. 

Soldier; Raspy voice, nice bone structure, haunted past, beefy but not too beefy. Kinda basic, but still appealing. 

Roadhog; Voice. Voice. Voice. This man is hot. You are a coward. Dad bod x 10. 

Lucio; Anarchist, fights corps, very kind and sweet. Lean muscle and fierce. Gentle and plays with kids. Cutie.

S: Hottest

Baptiste; Beefy, has some cake, romantic flirt, will take C A R E of you and make you breakfast. Look at him. Haunted past, muscles, nice voice, you KNOW he takes care of his nails and hygiene. Not just a good night, marry this man. Someone else will if you don’t. Hottest character in Overwatch.

McCree; Voice, dad bod, tanned, probably smells like smoke and sand. He’s a sweetie, but has some edge to him. A nice middle ground between Hot Evil and Hot Cute. Beard is definitely scratchy. 

Pharah; Buff woman with a nice voice, cute sense of humor, and sense of loyalty and responsibility? Like a female Baptiste. Go get the ring. Now. 

Reaper; Haunted past, claws, monster/inhuman, and that voice. Don’t pursue relationship. Casual meetups? Sure. Do not catch feelings, this isn’t a Wattpad story and you are not y/n, you will not change him.

Symmetra; She’s kinda confused but she has a good heart, good voice, and very nice legs. She’s dripping charisma and confidence, look at her. You are below her and that is quite an enjoyable experience. Would be a decent s/o, would have a lot to learn but she’d try her best. 

#jesse mcree #overwatch #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #lena oxton #gabriel reyes #jack morrison #solider 76 #gangpost

[huskeddevotee]

Should you fight ___?

Amara: Look at her arms and tell me it’s a good idea to fight her. Her arms are more dangerous than a seasoned war vet and she has 8 of them. Amara will punch you and you won’t bruise, you’ll cease to exist. Do not fight Amara.

Ava: Ava bites. Can you win in a fight with her? Sure. But Ava bites. Hard. Don’t fight Ava. She’s a 13 year old that has at least 5 murder-machines that will kill for her. Pick a wiser battle.

Axton: This is just a psychological fight. You’ll lose in combat but you can absolutely bully this man. He’s a puppy dog who just wants friends, be mean to him and he’ll go sulk. Do NOT insult the turret, though. He’ll be out for blood. 

Brick: Will turn your bones into toothpicks if you fight him. But why would you want to? He’s such a nice guy. He’s more of a puppy than Axton. 

Clay: Clay has a plan to kill and/or escape from everyone he meets. You throw a punch, he’ll chuck a fistful of dirt in your eyes, clock you, than run. There is no winning against Clay, not because he’s a powerhouse, he’s just slippery and underhanded. Don’t fight clay. 

Fl4k: They have 3 bloodthirsty monsters at their behest, and keep Rakks in their sleeves. And that’s ignoring the fact that they’re built like a brick slaughterhouse. Please utilize the skill of critical thinking and do not fight.

Gaige: If you can get her to agree to not use DT, you can easily get some bruises in. Just avoid the claws. Her whole thing is that she can’t aim, but the one hit that connects is all she needs. Keeping dodging and you can probably take her out. 

Hammerlock: Really? You’re gonna beat up an old friendly gay man that likes animals? Dude. 

Even if you were enough of a monster to want to fight Hammerlock, this man wrestled skags when he was 7. He messed up a Thresher even after losing two limbs and an eye. You’re f*cked. 

Krieg: Not only would Krieg decimate you, but he’d end himself if you weren’t a jerk. Don’t fight Krieg, he doesn’t deserve it. Well, if you are a jerk, go right ahead. The important thing is that Krieg is okay.

Lilith: On one hand, Lilith is a powerhouse that has faced 2 gods and 1 corporate tyrant and said F You to both of them. On the other, Lilith is notorious for bad choices. 50/50 chance of success, but I wouldn’t risk it. 

Lorelai: DO NOT.

Maya: You are not winning a psychological or phsyical fight with Maya. You just aren’t. However, you can win the long game by being a nuisance if you’re sneaky. Steal her hairdye. Swap the sugar and salt in her house so she puts sugar on eggs. Leave her hard-cover books open and upside down so the spines crease. You’ll be hunted eventually, fyi. 

Mordecai: Do you want your eyes pecked out? No? Do you want to be shot on approach, no questions asked? No? Don’t screw with Mordy. 

Moxxi: She’ll sic her patrons on you. Don’t. Even if the bar is empty, Moxxi has a gun and she is a fantastic shot. Don’t fight Moxxi. Not even psychologically or inconveniently. She’s seen and dealt with it all, nothing fazes her anymore. You’ll be wasting her and your time. 

Moze: Moze is like Axton, if Axton didn’t care about what other people thought of him. You will not win. You can’t even inconvenience her because she has a 6th sense that knows when she’s being screwed with and who’s doing it. Hard pass.

Salvador: Read his wanted poster and decide for yourself if you should fight him. I’ll cheer you on for your gumption, but you will be eaten after your demise. 

Tannis: Skittish alien researcher with autism? Dude. 

But seriously, Tannis has syringes with unknown chemical concoctions on her person at all times. You will be stabbed and possibly genetically mutated into a Jabber. Don’t. 

Tina: 13 or not, Tina is NOT A GOOD IDEA. She has two dads that will kill you for even suggesting it. Her Aunt Lilith you could maybe take, but still, don’t. She has a rigged vest that blows everything in a 20 mile radius into a crater, and she’ll set it off just for fun. Think of the environment and don’t fight Tina.

Troy: PLEASE fight Troy. He weighs maybe 100 lbs. His balance is all f*cked from the arm and his outfit. You clock him in the nose and he’ll start crying. Please beat this loser up live in front of his billions of followers. I will endorse and fund you 100%.

Tyreen: …maybe sit this one out. She deserves it like Troy, but...punching Tyreen kills you. Being near Tyreen kills you. Even if you win, she’ll have you cancelled and ruin your life, so it’s just not worth it.

Wainwright: Troy was 6 7″, in his prime of age, and had an ability that let him forcibly restrain people without being able to see them. Wainwright still got away with shooting Troy in the junk. He’s another old gay man that you shouldn’t want to fight, but if you will, will f*ck your sh*t up. Pass. 

Zane: Zane will kick your a** in a way that you’ll have fun with it. He’s just so bubbly and humorous. Doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting beat up by a guy who’s dancing while he’s punching you. Don’t fight.

Zer0: Zer0 will ignore all set rules and kill you. Fist fight? They bring a sword. Sword fight? Gun. Gunfight? Poison you the night before. Don’t fight Zer0. 

#bl3 #borderlands #gangpost

[teatrnavesu]

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[thekimdynasty]

The Seperation

Jongin sighs as packs the last of his remaining clothes into his suitcase. “You sure about this Nini?” He looks up to see his ancient self leaning by the doorway. Although the older Pharaoh looked confident, one can not mistaken the smug look that was on his face. For the first time in years, he and Jongin were going to be separated.

“It’s best I stay away from everyone, especially after all the sins that I have committed.” He then closes the suitcase and zips it up. “Why you would choose me as your reincarnation is what even bothers me. I have done no good as far as I know so you know, I might as well go and find myself again.”

Tried as he might to maintain composure, Thoth finally breaks down and pulls his modern self into a hug. “I....I do not want you to go.” Jongin smiles slightly, despite being on the verge of tears. “It’s the best punishment for a lunatic like me.” The rest of the gang appears by the doorway, tears in their eyes. 

He then turns to the others. “Kaito, please take care of them.” Kaito nods. “I-I will.” He smiles and picks up the suitcase. “When will you return?” Nana asks. Jongin stops in his tracks, not bothering to look at her. “You will know.” was his response and with that, he walks out of the door and out of their lives.

Thoth sinks to his knees and openly weeps whilst Isis and Nephthys rush over to comfort him. “May the gods be with you Jongin.” Isis whispers, sniffing

#self para #gangpost #(Jongin does feel guilty and wants to seek redemption) #(*sobs*)

[slocumjoe]

2 headcanons per companion

Cait:

- Touchy person. After learning and understanding that it doesn't inherently mean pain, learns to speak and hear it as a love language. Her touches are very jock, though. Shoulder slaps, light punches, hair ruffling, kind of an older brother form of physical affection. Often gets into play-fights with MacCready.

- Has a lovely singing voice, but no one knows because she never sings. Ever. If she sang, it would be a quiet, raspy croon. The type of singing you'd expect to hear in a castle ruins at the coast during a storm. Haunting and enchanting.

Curie:

- Amazing baker, not so good at cooking. Baking is a science, cooking is more about intuition and creativity. She's a by-the-books girl, and unless she has an exact recipe, her cooking is going to taste like anxiety. Great at breads, burns eggs. Always makes delicious muffins, her soups and stews are flavorless and soggy.

She has no idea. Thinks it's fine, and no one will dare tell her to stick to dough-based foods.

- The first time she got drunk, it was off wine. She woke up with her head in agony and on the roof of a shack about 50 miles away from Sanctuary. And with a tattoo on her back. Doesnt know about the tattoo. No one knows about the tattoo. It's a spoon. A very poorly done spoon. Possibly a ladle.

Danse:

- This man may as well be a bear. He has a big appetite, sleeps like he's hibernating for winter, is covered in thick body hair. Danse will wake up only for his natural alarm, his clock alarm, or someone walking up to him and telling him to get up. No noise or physical disturbance will wake him. Nothing. As for his stomach, he isn't a glutton, but look at him. Big guy needs fuel. He can eat a normal amount and be fine, but could get himself kicked out of Golden Corral.

- Speaking of food. He eats everything with no reaction regardless of if he likes it or not. It looks like he's bored even if he's eating the rare good meal. Food is just something neutral, with cons to certain things. He prefers plainer flavors, but is immune to spice. Can drink an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce, Sriracha sauce, and a chile sauce with no expression. The blank stare and spice immunity aren't synth things, Curie and X6 are just the opposite.

Deacon:

- Takes long walks at night through settlements. Feels at peace in liminal spaces. The ruins of Boston and all the other destroyed cities don't have the same effect. Something about being the only one aware, living unnoticed in a place filled with people. It's lonely, but nothing gives the same clarity.

- Hates subway tunnels. Go on forever, too long to see what's at the end, something could be at any corner - they creep him out. If you still, you'll hear something. Machinery even when the place is inactive. Shuffling. Even stiller, might hear breathing echoing from way down a tunnel. Hates it to hell and back. Has to take a long smoke break if he has to go in one alone.

Hancock:

- Weird with kids. Likes them, but worries about himself. He isn't the...best example. He has no filter, they can tell something is wrong about him, and he just doesn't know how to act. They're just tiny humans, but there are rules. He doesn't want to accidently hurt them or inspire them to follow his screwed up footsteps.

- He doesn't care about what people think unless he cares. Some schmuck sneering at him when he pops a mentats? That guy's issue. Nick's frown? Curie's wide-eyed fretting? The way Cait's face goes soft and her eyes crinkle in sympathy?

...that matters.

He starts using less.

MacCready:

- Extravert. He needs his space, but hates being alone. Not having a support to fall back on is terrifying. The most anxious he'd ever been since Lucy died was his time alone in the Commonwealth. Sure, he had people, but not...not people of his own. Not a family. Leaving his boy was hard and being alone just as. Was often nauseous and prone to headaches until the SoSu.

- Hates the acknowledgement of intimate body parts in public. Hancock and Cait went on a tirade of sex jokes and he was just as, if not more, squeamish as the other prudes. While exploring a vault, a sex ed video came on the projector and he was red as a tomato for hours. It didn't help that he was standing in front of it and...well. You know what happens when you stand in front of projectors.

Goes all blushy when more adult talk comes up. Apparently Danse didn't know what m*sturbation was and that moment in that room nearly had him crawling out of his skin.

Nick:

- Has a little switch in his brain that decides if he's capable of math. One day he'll be a walking calculator, another he'll forget that 7 is more than 6. He was a weird math student. Did all the reading and none of the work, aced the tests. You put him under pressure and he'll crank out the craziest equations, but you ask him to multiply two 4 digit numbers and you can see a little blue swirl in his eye before he sighs and goes to fetch scratch paper. Being a good tester doesn't mean he's not a born theater kid.

- Coat pockets are portals to other dimensions. Has everything you need. Bobby pins? Check. Ammo? Check. Food rations? Clean water? Smokes? Check. A small statue of Cappy? A page from a magazine that was never released due to a MLM scam in the publishing company? Half a pair of sunglasses?

Sometimes puts random garbage in his pockets just to screw with Ellie. Other times, genuinely doesn't know where things come from. Once found a yao gui claw in his chest pocket. It's a good luck charm, but he never picked it up and no one could have slipped it in. Jokes about the coat being haunted, but only half joking.

Piper:

- Opposite to Nick, things go missing in her coat. Nick calls it "the washer" for some reason. She'll drop a pen in a pocket and never see it again. Double checks the pockets for holes and splits before heading out. Still loses things. Once lost a whole pistol.

But more interestingly. She lost a purple gel pen.

Week later, Nick pulls a purple gel pen out of his pocket.

Has a corkboard for the theories about the connection.

- Makes an amazing stew of yao gui, carrots, potatoes, stingwing honey, and various herbs. Its a family recipe that just isn't a normal stew, there's something different about it. When asked, will joke that it's human meat. Very few people realize she's joking. Either way, it has a flavor that sets it apart from other stews.

The secret?

There's a mutated form of garlic in the southeast part of the Commonwealth.

Only her family knows where it grows and what it looks like.

Preston:

- Not so much of a night owl as much as he just...doesn't have a steady circadian rhythm. You can find him in the kitchen at 1 pm asleep on the counter in the middle or awake at 1 am making a 3 tiered cake. Doesn't have an alarm clock. His sleeping pattern bothers even the poorest sleepers. Danse is visibly upset when he describes his schedule.

- His history of partners, both romantic and purely sexual, is crazy. He has the most interesting and horrifying stories. One girlfriend was convinced she was the reincarnated Mistress of Mystery. A boyfriend cheated on him with his step grandmother. He was once involved in a multi-person break up because apparently his boyfriend was in a poly relationship that went south on all fronts due to a chem deal's profits going missing as they were about to split the caps.

Don't ask about Marge.

Marge was...probably something he imagined during a fever.

X6:

- His pantries and fridge have nothing but junk food. He likes vegetables and fruit, but they take up valuable sugar space.

Once ate a giant, 200+ year expired cheesecake and puked for an hour. When Nick found out, popped a fuse. X was out of commission for...so long. Turns out he's lactose intolerant.

- Has been flirted with so many times. Each time, turned pink and lost all control of his words. He becomes a stuttering, cherry-cheeked mess at romantic interest. Not because he reciprocates, he just wasn't trained for it. There is no protocol for "Wanna come back to my place?"

Someone kissed his cheek and he actually ran and jumped out of a window to escape. Hancock has it on video and sometimes watches it to produce serotonin.

#fallout 4 #fo4 #paladin danse #nick valentine #robert joseph maccready #gangpost

[slocumjoe]

Physique HCs

Cait: Slender, but muscular. A body that’s best at swiftly charging in and knocking someone’s teeth out. Freckles everywhere, but most visible on her arms, back, and nose. Broad back and shoulders, both toned. Thin, bony fingers with chewed-to-hell nails. Knuckles scarred and nearly disfigured, suffers pain in fingers. Scars everywhere, with varying shapes, causes, and fadedness. Taller than most women at 5 10″. Can’t grow body hair under Psycho, often cold. When clean, basically an Irish Sasquatch. 

Codsworth: Upkeeps himself, has little rust or noticeable degrading. Dents, scratches, and discoloring are still visible. Has cracks in one of his ‘eyes’. Makes an odd sound during Radstorms. Joints have loosened despite his attempts at fixing them, meaning all movement is announced by squeaks, groans, and grinding.

Curie: Soft and round, made of circles and marshmallow fluff. No freckles, but has moles along her back. Body hair seems to only grow on her face. Has scars from the original synth that fascinate her. Her first scar was a ripper to the collarbone. Average height at 5 5″. Pear-shaped, friend-shaped. Hair does not move. Ever. Her nails are immune to dirt, but are always chipped and damaged from extensive lab work. Often has dried blood on her from medical work. 

Danse: Literal bear. Thick body hair everywhere. Very well toned, but with a bit of a gut. Dad bod, self-conscious about it. Broad, takes up a lot of space. Stands at 6 4″. The most scarred place on his body is his hands and arms from engineering accidents. Has a burn scar on left wrist from a blowtorch slipping from his hand. Very pronounced hands and knuckles. Has been told he has ‘pretty veins’ and isn’t sure what it means. His beard took months to grow and if someone shaved it, would either cry or murder them. Serious case of babyface without it. 

Deacon: Average height at 5 7″. Very slight gut. Only toned in his arms and legs, torso is untoned. Right shoulder is always bruised from sniper rifles. Grows body hair normally, but shaves, plucks, and waxes so religiously he feels as smooth as a dolphin. Kinda skinny/lean, but not so much as to be a stick. Skin is leathery from surgery, all scars have been removed. Covered in freckles, uses makeup to cover them. The smallest hips in the world, butt is concave.

Hancock: Stands at 5 3" and proud of it. Wiry frame, broad shoulders. Triangle torso. Scars are almost completely undetectable. Still has some body hair, but can't grow it anymore. The hair that remains is...not in good condition. Skin is paler than most ghouls. Bruises easily, bleeds easily.

MacCready: Skinny twerp. Arms are toned from carrying rifles, nothing else is. Slight pudge in the stomach. Thin body hair on his arms and legs. Minimal scarring, but the marks he has are large and deep. Bruises easily. Noticeable veins, very bony everything. Long lashes. Skin is smooth and soft despite everything. Hands are calloused to hell, though. Prone to sunburn. High metabolism, cannot put on weight. 5 4"

Nick: 'Skin' feels like the leather of a worn couch. Eyes can't emote, mouth can. Stands at 5 10". Isn't all that heavy. Wears the coat so no one sees the sparking and flickering from damages wires and machinery barely keeping him up.

Piper: 5 6", naturally heavyset frame, but her active life style has left her slimmer than others in her family. Large bust, nice thighs and hips. Very few freckles on her cheeks, visible under certain lighting. Has a few skin tags. Scars on her back from assassination attempts. Plenty of bullet scars in her torso, one on her neck. Body hair focused solely on her armpits. Dry skin and lips, sometimes bleeds from it cracking. Pudge to her stomach, very curvy. Has a tattoo on her butt she doesn't know about. Keeps her nails as flawless as she can.

Preston: Stands at 5 9". Biggest scars are on his face, chest, and arms. Has a mole on his right thumb. Body hair almost entirely on his legs and hands. Cannot grow a beard for the life of him. Muscular from years of hard work. 6-pack. Hair and nails have dirt in them at all times from trying to tame a temperamental Mutfruit tree. Scabs on fingers from chewing nails. Has a skin tag on his eye that drives him crazy. The worst tan lines known to man.

X6: Smooth as silk. 6 1". Entirely lean muscle, built like a panther. No blemishes besides scars. Has a burn scars from a Gatling Laser, a gash from a ripper, and a section of mottled skin from a Mutant Suicider going off near him. Body can be mapped out using nothing but squares and diamonds. Everything is sharp and pronounced. Very cracky bones, needs to pop his joints all the time. Doesnt sweat easily, but when he does, looks like he just went swimming. Nails are kept orderly. Once considered growing a beard - saw the scruff and hated it. Pronounced veins and Adam's Apple.

#fo4 #fallout 4 #paladin danse #nick valentine #robert joseph maccready #hancock #preston garvey #piper #cait #x6 88 #curie #codsworth #gangpost

[huskeddevotee]

Music tastes because this game owns my soul

Amara: Nothing but calm, peaceful indie worship for meditation, or Partali Rap for everything else. Does enjoy the occasional rock opera, but not enough to make a Playlist for it.

Ava: Emo grunge and sad lo-fi. Typical sad 13 year old girl songs, but the sadness level varies. Sometimes its "ah, 13yo blues", sometimes "Oh, yeah. This is a child who's gone through some sh*t and is clearly not coping." Everyone uses her Spotify as a mood tracker to check in on her.

Axton: Bluegrass country, old school rock, and - god bless - the most basic pop in the world. Like, retail pop. Radio pop. Pop music no one likes and only hit the charts because of grocery stores playing it on repeat. He genuinely likes it, too.

Brick: R&B and jazz. Most people assume its violent screamo, but why would he want to listen to that when he's relaxing? That's punching music, not kicking back music.

Clay: Either super catchy and suave, or a blatant cry for help. Classy Jazz and touching Southern Gothic, Jimmy Buffet. Songs about confidence, Jimmy Buffet. Ballads for smuggling and general crimery, Jimmy Buffet. Why is he listening to Jimmy Buffet? He doesn't know. He just is. Wainwright has a therapist on speeddial for the day when Clay has listened to nothing but Jimmy Buffet for three weeks.

Fl4k: Anything dark and moody, actual genre doesn't matter. Prefers quieter, slow paced songs. Songs about leaving home for the better fill their main playlist.

Gaige: Screamo metal. The most offensive screamo metal you will ever hear. Has hearing problems from this. Don't use full volume, kids.

Hammerlock: Jazz, classical, folk, orchestra - elegent stuff, as per usual. He isn't stuffy about it like some people. Varied taste, he just has some quirkiness with his preferences. Rap is fine, he just likes old rap from his youth. Will absolutely grumble about it getting worse each year .

Krieg: Doesn't like music, it freaks him out. But, he is known to listen to someone singing. Axton's humming in the garage, Maya's shower concerts, Lilith's quiet memorial songs when she thinks no one can hear her. He doesn't like music. He likes singing.

Lilith: Rock sung by female leads, female rappers, and girl power ballads. Just appeals to her. The only male singer she liked was Roland.

Lorelai: Same as Lilith, but kicked up to a level that makes you think she's part of a coven. Does like the occasional country power ballad, though; songs about community and sticking together and such.

Maya: Music you could fall asleep to. Its the calmest, most zen playlist you could ever find. It's very vocal, with emphasis on slow instruments. The music you listen to when you want to study or transcend. do not find her guilty pleasures playlist.

Mordecai: He could tell you every artist he has ever listened you, and you will have heard of none of them. It's not intentional, he just fell down a rabbit hole and moved in. His taste is very folk, indie, rural country - lots of guitars and percussions.

Moxxi: Carrie Underwood country. That genre of country thats just women killing men. Sure, she likes a sultry jazz, maybe a suggestive pop, but her heart is meant for a raspy-voiced woman with a guitar crooning about poisoning her husband.

Moze: She likes a lot of things, especially old synth-pop. Upbeat rock with old sounds the remind you of fruit for some reason? Her jams. Her favorite song is a mystery, though. Its in a different language you've never heard of, it has no identifiable instruments, the title is Track 1. Someone listened to the entirety of it and died the next day. Definitely haunted. She says it's just a national hymn from her home planet, but no one buys it.

Salvador: Back-porch country and ballads. He likes things that come from the heart. His favorite songs are ones of people singing about their home with pride. He has a soft spot for emotional climax songs from musicals, too. Detests bro country and retail pop.

Tannis: Hates music, but likes wind chimes. That's it.

Tina: Has 218 playlists for every conceivable mood. Her library of saved songs is over 10k. Has no favorite genre, but her favorite songs tend to lean towards the alternative or rap variety.

Troy: If you look at his Spotify he will cry. Barely any his playlists have a title, just keysmashing. The only one that has a title is just an eggplant emoji and it's nothing but dominatrix power balleds. His most played playlist is filled with songs about Cain and Abel. As for genre? Rap. Rock. Punk. Screamo. Everything your mother doesn't like.

Tyreen: Not an active music listener. But! Her Spotify is nothing but love ballads. Her top 50 each year are the sappiest romance songs known to man. A lot of soundtracks of musicals and movies, too. The genre does not matter, what matters is if someone's name pops into your head when you listen to it.

Wainwright: Emo country. Like, Southern Gothic if it was even more depressed and spooky. He has not evolved from his taste as a 13 year old in an unhappy family. Only started listening to happier music when he met Alistair. Would die of embarrassment if this got out.

Zane: Likes literally everything, but has a soft spot for the rock and folk that came out of Pandora during the Gold Rush times when the corps were fighting for tech and power. Those songs stuck with Pandora, and the songs are important for every clan. They're about greed, apathy of corporations, the mystery of the Eridians, the harshness of Pandora. He gets in a mood when he listens them, like a grandpa watching the news report on the war he just got back from. He tells stories when he gets like this. Sometimes they're sad, sometimes they're bitterly hopeful.

Zer0: Techno that sounds like someone vomiting out their soul. Moody, atmospheric, unsettling techno. They say they refuse to listen to anything that has color in its album art.

And it's all a lie.

Zer0 likes the pinkest bubblegum pop and the stupidest meme songs. Carmelldansen? They've listened to it for 1000 hours.

The only person to find their secret Spotify was Rhys and he was too busy admiring this strange account's taste in music to realize that every playlist title and description was a haiku, and that the account was called "atlas.n1nja.b0ps". Rhys brought it up to Zer0 like "I found my soul mate, we have the same favorites!" And Zer0 would have sh*t themselves if they could have.

#bl3 #borderlands #gangpost #tumblr add more colors on mobile challenge

[thekimdynasty]

Jongin: Man BTS made me cry big time

Kaito: Man that I need you MV

Heba: *sobs*

Thoth: I usually do not cry because of music but they were successful this time around

#gangpost #man BTS are life ruiners big time