Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low, but never zero.
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The magnus archives from what I understand
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storm prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱
⋆ “you should’ve told me you were afraid of storms.”
⋆ “i can’t sleep either through it either. wanna talk?”
⋆ “calm down, i’m not leaving- i’m just going to grab another blanket.”
⋆ “seriously? you’ve lived here for how many years, and you still can’t find your way around without the lights on?”
⋆ “god, you’re freezing! come here, let me warm you up.”
⋆ “please forget every time i’ve ever been irate with you over your candle collection.”
⋆ “i don’t care if it’s red weather warning outside, if you try and warm your icy little feet on me one more time i’m kicking you out.”
⋆ "don't worry, i won't tell anyone that my big bad partner/roomate/xyz is afraid of a little thunder."
⋆ "shit, is the power out?"
⋆ "was that lightning?! that was definitely lightning, right?"
⋆ "come here, i'll keep you safe. swear."
⋆ "god, please don't choose now to be the time you tell me you're afraid of the dark."
⋆ "you can sleep in my bed, if it'd be of any help."
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If I had a nickel for every show I watched with some goopy or shadowy deer-horned entity as the villain-
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