#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

spend less time on TICK TOCK and more time on T COCK

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

so fucked up that spongebob squarepants is a children's show that can't feature alcohol because squidward would look right at home cuntily swirling a glass of red wine

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

'you should flip your canvas while drawing/painting' what i don't know can't hurt me

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

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#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

transmasc couple you can find on your midwestern college campus

#im honestly in shock. This looks EXACTLY like us #garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ME AND MY PRONOUNS

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

college students who watch tiktoks in the communal bathrooms with no headphones are going to hell

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

black eyed peas voice i got a penis ooooh oooooh

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

#garfs barfs #falsettos

[dogwhizzer]

one of my favorite bits that i do is that if im typing in discord and someone else says something that i was about to say i don't delete everything i typed nor do i finish typing it and hit send i just hit send as is to mimic the real life occurrence of being interrupted. it's very funny to me. and then i say fuck you or sometimes shut up

#garfs barfs

[dogwhizzer]

girls when a piece of theater can be performed a million different times a million different ways but the ending will always stay the same

#garfs barfs #DO YOU REGRET. ID DO IT AGAIN. ID LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT ID DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

[dogwhizzer]

one of whizzers friends: Hey how do you feel about that married guy you've been boning lately lol

whizzer:

#garfs barfs #falsettos

[dogwhizzer]

they don't even know that whizzer brown has a beautiful syrupy southern accent that comes out when he's tired or mad or horny or excited

#garfs barfs #falsettos

[dogwhizzer]

#garfs barfs #falsettos