#garlic for immunity

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

overwhelmed by the comedy of Dracula learning to cook & perform light housekeeping in order to convince His Good Friend Jonathan that there are invisible servant lurking in the background. And then it turns out Dracula is an excellent cook! to the point Jonathan remarks upon it in his diary!

How did this happen! Where did Dracula learn Home Economics???

#dracula daily #How did this happen! Who taught him! #Where did he get the Ingredience! #My theory is he has an Understanding with one of the Village Grannies #wherein she comes in to teach him to Home Economics skills #with the guarantee of immunity from bloodsucking + very generous payment #AND she gets the profound satisfaction of chiding DRACULA HIMSELF for under seasoning the soup #'no dear it needs more garlic' #...oh that's a HILARIOUS MENTAL IMAGE actually!!! #Vampires and their garlic/salt allergy #Dracula getting all suited up in his personal protective equipment to handle garlic & salt for his dear friend Jonny's supper #ART PROMPT #THAT IS AN ART PROMPT

[meirimerens]

hey. happy halloween. peterstakh vampire & vampire hunter couple costume, yes?

#my art #peterstakh #stanislav rubin #peter stamatin #peterstakhed to keep my mind off things... default behavior #pathologic #мор утопия #petya's immune to garlic. his father was italian.

[coswinx]

Feel like I owe you guys this Clockers family portrait I drew.

Etho standing as far away from Cleo as possible is intentional (why would you want to be right next to your zombie ex-wife anyway?)

Hc that Bdubs is older, but he's like, 4' 11" or smth close to that so Scar's taller

Didn't know wtf to do with Scar's arms sorry it looks weird

Anyone want to hear the rest of my Limited Life hcs?

#i want garlic bread #life series #limited life #trafficblr #traffic life #traffic series #traffic smp #trafficshipping #(technically) #the clockers #etho fanart #ethoslab #ethogirl #gtws #gtwscar #gtws fanart #goodtimewithscar fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #you are not immune to the goodtimes #goodtimeswithscar #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #bdoubleo fanart #bdubs fanart #zombie cleo #zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #limited life fanart #life series fanart

[invye]

So fascinated scrolling the BG3 tag since its trending and it's like 90% Astarion, 9% Gale and 1% everything else.

Meanwhile my Tav be sitting at camp, arms full of garlic at all times. This vamp utterly ruined his first impression coming at me with his stupid weaponised incompetence, only to hold a dagger to my throat when I didn't fall for it and then he tried to assault me while I was peacefully sleeping at night---

Look, I'm not evil enough to kill him and not ruthless enough to just abandon him to his fate, but you can bet Astarion's ass I am petty enough to put unhealthy amounts of garlic into every. Single. Meal.

Tav, holding eye contact across the campfire: "How do you like the stew Astarion? I cooked it with love."

Astarion, sweating as he forces himself to eat the garlic stew abomination: "Delightful--"

#also Tav: *slapping Gale's hand away when he tries to gobble up yet another of my artefacts* #i'm aware that since astarion is immune to the sun now he's probably also immune to garlic #but i don't care #maximum petty mode engaged #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #before anyone comes at me #this is a joke #obviously #i bet astarion is a super interesting character i'm not that far into the game yet

[sn0wbat]

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#low stakes 🦇 #my comics #cw misgendering #from the uncle #🙄 #at least he's..... kinda right about the vampire thing?? #except he expected the garlic to stop and then reverse the vampiring process #lol. lmao. nah dude u only made him immune to it #bat was unable to comfortably wake up as long as the garlic was in the room #mom removed the stuff after maybe a week #but yeah apparently garlic flowers were being used in the dracula novel. it's not just bulbs #also yes. bat's ears do crumple up when uncomfortable. just like irl long eared bats #ok with irl bats it's more of a resting position #but still #dracula spoilers #also lol. i wanted to queue this for when van helsing gets the garlic #i think uncle forgot the entire context #the garlic was to keep dracula out of the room #but yeah um #enjoy??? #but yeah uncle sigurd is a jerkface #cw transphobia #forgot that one

[definitelyimportantpost]

I think it's important to reflect on the progress I made this year.

Earlier in the year, I got sick literally every month.

Now, I only get sick every other month! Progress!

#one time I heard that garlic aids your immune system #so naturally I ate four cloves of the stuff. #hot tip? DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.

[cannibalgh0st]

I know the color isn't pretty- but I made ginger/tomato soup! With spices and herbs☺️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

•Ginger Root

•Tomato soup

•Black sesame oil

•Black pepper

•Turmeric

•paprika

•Cayenne pepper

•Red pepper

•Galangal root

•Garlic

•Parsley

•Clove

#i like it spicy! #ginger #tomato soup #spices #herbs #immunity booster #soup #healthy #tomato #black sesame oil #garlic #parsley #black pepper #red pepper #turmeric #clove #cayenne #galangal root #spicy #spicy soup #cannibalgh0st #my pics #2022 #September #paprika

[erasedcitizen2]

My boyfriend at the dinner table: can I have your garlic juice?

Me, relying entirely on context to figure out what in the entire fuck he's requesting: are you trying to ask if you can eat my coleslaw??? (i don't like coleslaw and bf knows this)

Him: ....yes

Me, cry laughing: there was not a single thing right in what you tried to say??

Him: in my defense you had just shown me an astarion meme and vampires was on my brain

#I'm fucking dying #Not even my bf is immune to astarion brain rot #Vitlökssaft is what he said in swedish which is actually even funnier than garlic juice can even convey #But it's the closest translation #That i can think of

[wayti-blog]

image source (missing vitamin D)

“Take care of your body with steadfast fidelity. The soul must see through these eyes alone, and if they are dim, the whole world is clouded.”

— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#self care #healthcare #food #health #healthy food #organic food #immune system #body #vitamins #zinc #selenium #carotenoids #omega-3 fatty acids #good habits #wellbeing #garlic #common sense #goethe #life on earth

[simplyghosting]

Sister 1: I got sick

Me: Have you been taking your vitamins? Zinc would help.

Sister 1: No..

Sister 2: Try eating expired food. Apparently, if it doesn’t kill you, it makes you resistant to everything. That seems to work for [OP].

Me: ...

#ghost posts #ghost family #sister suki #pocky #my recommendation was eating more garlic #my sister said she's starting to believe my questionable eating habits may be the secret to a good immune system #i told my sister it's probably because i eat A LOT and at some point i make up any nutritional deficiencies in that regard #granted a lot of that is an absurd amount of onions and garlic #and i try to eat a good amount of protein #and it's not like i eat expired food on the regular!!! #it's not on purpose i just don't look at the dates i do the sniff test

[cruelsister-moved2]

im kinda bad at following recipes bc i always want to mix it up and do my own thing and usually it works out well for me i might get a couple of fails but ive invented some really good recipes like amaretto biscuits with cherry compote inside is my SIGNATURE bake im so proud of it they taste amazing n i could make it with my eyes closed <3 but baking bread doesnt work like that at all because its like ..chemistry and u have to get it exactly right so it took me a lot more tries of messing up but now i actually understand the process finally i can just like make bread out of my imagination yk... its soooo good btw !!

#i always say like my first time baking smth will flop and my second time will be amazing #w bread it took like 10 tries but we got there-_- #i make this rosemary and garlic challah recipe that for some reason turns out great every time #it seems to be like immune from my baking flops im assuming having egg and honey etc in must make it kind of a different beast??idk #the only thing is if i mess up the braids i cant really retry it so then i just have to give up and bake it into a horrible lump T_T #but i like to braid bread and then put it in a loaf tin so it still has a pretty braid on top but its more forgiving <3

[jennablackmorebooks]

Two things prevent me from buying a garlic-shaped necklace now that I have seen one: my nickel allergy and the contents of my wallet, each preventing one end of the scale I could acquire this on.

Two things encourage me to buy a garlic-shaped necklace now that I have seen one: they are cute, and commitment to the bit.

#listen it's just a thing now you write a vampire book where the vampires get inebriated on garlic and then suddenly garlic everywhere #garlic in your meals in your photographs in your discord bio in your jewelry website shopping cart #i am nothing if not committed to the bit #there's a really nice one i got an ad for with multiple garlics and you know i am not immune to advertisement #but it's expensive compared to other silver jewelry yknow so

[invisibleoctopus]

i can respect schafrillas for being clear about his type in fictional guys. tamatoa (the moana crab), bigweld, the boss from pikmin 2. i wouldnt be surprised if wario was also part of that list (thicc, greedy, charismatic)

#le p2iigh #im literally wario irl btw. not like in a kin way just like. #loves garlic. farts. is fat and trans. not immune to capitalism

[kreativhafen]

Natural Health

Incorporating these seven natural health remedies into your lifestyle can be a game-changer for your overall health and immune system. While these remedies can offer significant benefits, it's crucial to remember that they should complement, not replace, traditional medical treatments and a healthy lifestyle. Always consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement or remedy, especially if you have existing health conditions or are taking medication.

#Natural health #Garlic #Green Tea #Mushroom Supplements #Turmeric #Ginger #Probiotics #Echinacea #Gut Health #balancing gut bacteria #enhancing digestion #boosting immunity

[l-e-g-i-o-n-losh]

Shout out to my second trick or treater group yesterday teens who could clearly see we were still setting up tape and wires IN OUR HANDS and the candy bag ON THE STOOP who still decided to stand DIRECTLY on the top step so i had to stand NOSE TO NOSE on the doorstep to reach OUTSIDE to get the candy that they could SEE outside in front of them to hand it to them. No masks in the whole neighborhood either.

#songs that the hyades shall sing #no hate to teen trick or treaters but you can have the good sense to take a SINGLE step back so i can even REACH the candy right #i did have strong garlic toast for dinner and garlic usually has INSTANT effect if I've caught anything even before symptoms #i dont mean instantly it makes me better i mean instantly it makes my head heavy & knocks me out so all system power can reroute to immunity

[dsharma-world]

Foods to increase the immunity power

Immune system is the body’s defense mechanism that fights against infections, diseases and harmful pathogens. While there are several factors that contribute to a healthy immune system, including regular exercise, sufficient sleep, and stress management, nutrition also plays a critical role in supporting immune function. Here are five foods that can help boost your immunity power: Citrus fruits…

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#Lifestyle #citrus fruits #food #food articles #garlic #Health #Healthy drinks #Immunity power #spinach #Yogurt