#gary goldstein cult

[crystalmethany420]

I love how Black Friday kinda confirms that Gary Goldstein didn't actually fall for Wiggly and just wanted to join in when at the end he leaves the Wiggly cult and doesn't get burned with them. Only he and Charlotte get out, Charlotte because she had the hat on and Gary because he was just kinda there for the fun but it wasn't getting really fun anymore :(

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #black friday #gary goldstein

[beansandsoop]

I love the headcanon that Gary Goldstein didn’t want a Wiggly but just wanted to be a part of something so he joined the cult and then wore the tie around his head to fit in better

#gary goldstein #hatchetfield #starkid #black friday

[tournamentofchaoticneutral]

PROPAGANDA:

Cuno de Ruyter (Disco Elysium)

CUNO – "Fuck does Cuno care?" The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

Gary Goldstein (Black Friday)

he’s a lawyer and that must be the only thing in his brain because he gets kneed and goes “right int eh subpoena”. this was when he and other waited in line for a doll that unknowingly was the host for an ancient being that prayed on fear and sadness and had one of his clients threaten the store owner with his lawyer. this was the second time he was called up to threaten and the first was by the woman he was having an affair with (who knees him). he tries to buy the doll ($49.95) with coupons but it doesn’t work. hell breaks lose and everyone falls under wigglys spell and he kills a guy and joins the wiggly cult. he was the only one that cared about the aesthetic of it thought —he ties his tie around his head. also after the woman he was having an affair with died he spends like a few second grieving and then calls her husband to talk about the will

#poll this IS #poll #polls #character tournament #tournament poll #chaotic neutral #cuno #cuno de ruyter #gary goldstein

[youofsomesong]

Thank you @hidgerins for helping me make the cameo a reality!! But for the Gary Goldstein Cult :)

#gary goldstein #gary goldstein cult #black friday #black friday musical #starkid #starkid productions #team starkid #dikrats #gary goldstein attorney at law #im very happy we did this #audits audits audits

[dantemegau]

Everyone agrees that Gary Goldstein is the one true religious leader we should follow. Even my friend who never heard of starkid before.

#starkid #gary goldstein #gary goldstein attorney at law #gary goldstein cult #bf #black friday musical #black friday #black friday starkid #jon matteson

[bluerose033]

Hi yes I’m now a member of the Gary Goldstein cult and Gary bless whoever paid for this

#starkid #gary goldstein #black friday #gary goldstein cult #jon matteson

[aaronotheosis]

practicing facial expression with hatchetfield’s best (and probably only) lawyer!!! ;))

#black friday #gary goldstein #gary cult #jon matteson #starkid #team starkid #starkid art #erin art

[carlslegendary]

Gary Goldstein is his own lawyer and has full two sided conversations with himself in court and the judge let’s it happen I will not be taking critism thank you

#blackfriday #starkid #gary goldstein #gary cult #jon matteson #gary goldstein attorney at law

[gayasssrodentwtf]

what if...... i made a uquiz????? hahahahah jk..... except i did...... pls ttake it it only took me like ten minutes but still

https://uquiz.com/quiz/97RWj0?p=508900

#team starkid #starkid black friday #starkid #lauren lopez #joey richter #robert manion #avpm #tgwdlm #firebringer #tto #trail to oregon #peanuts the pocket squirrel #gary goldstein #gary cult #uquiz #personality quiz

[di-essere-amato]

Gary Goldstein still bringing us joy. This time in the form of backgrounds for your phone 🌸

#gary cult #gary goldstein #starkid black friday #starkid #black friday #wallpaper #background #jon matteson

[coldairballoons]

#3 "it's 3 in the morning" with Gary Goldstein and man in a hurry?

Note: I’m using @ethan---green’s headcanoned name for MiaH, Joel Leeson. thanks for letting me use it, dude!! :))

Gary Goldstein couldn’t sleep.

He had to finish this case, absolutely had to, there was no way around it. He would defend his client no matter what.

But damn, sometimes she made it really fucking hard.

“I hate Linda Monroe.” Gary groaned, leaning his head on his hands. “Fuck.”

“Gare?”

A sleepy mumble came from the doorway to his office, and Gary turned around to see his husband, wearing one of his old hoodies from college.

“Gary, it’s three in the morning.” Joel said, walking over to him and resting his hands on Gary’s shoulders. He massaged the tense muscles lightly, leaning down to kiss his husband. “Come back to bed.”

“I’ve gotta finish this work.” Gary insisted, but Joel spun his rolling chair around and knelt down so that they were more or less at eye level.

Joel sighed softly, and offered a hand to Gary, who took it. “Come to bed, baby. It’s late.”

“Or early.”

Joel cracked a smile, but Gary stood, pulling Joel in for a hug. The attorney was shorter than his husband, his head only reaching a little below his neck, so Gary tucked his head under Joel’s chin—his favorite place.

“C’mon, let’s go.”

#gary goldstein #man in a hurry #miles is dumb #my writing #black friday #cult of gary

[zappers-set-to-pew]

He is lord! He is lord! Gary's lord, lord, lord he is lord!! 100+ members a true time to celebrate!

hell yea!!! we have 100+ gary lovers now :))

#gary goldstein #black friday starkid #gary cult

[shipsthatcouldshowyouthestars]

gary goldstein will say “i know a place” and take you to toy zone only to ask if he can use his coupons on a wiggly doll and join a cult.

#gary goldstein #black friday #starkid #jon matteson #im literally a comedian

[atty-goldstein]

More observations from rewatching Black Friday with Gary Goldstein attorney-at-paw

Because of course my baby would pick Black Friday to watch today

Linda’s line-cutting game is weak. Curt’s character just let Tom cut in front of him after hours and hours of waiting, for free just because he’s the biggest Barneston shipper. I mean, look at that face. He holds that face for the entirety of the first stanzas of “What Do You Say”

Jeff’s MIAH voice (especially during the bidding) is the same as his radio announcer voice (the one Paul and Emma were listening to in the beginning with all the ads)

Love how Jon is almost constantly crouching because he’s trying to be the same height as everyone else

Wiggly got the idea to use Ethan because he also saw Ethan die through the doll Becky was carrying in that scene

Gary puppy normally hates cops and the military but he does not hate McNamara. Yay!

Gary puppy also hated Curt in SAF but not in BF

That one person absolutely shrieking when Dylan’s flannel came off

Corey didn’t get as much screen time as he deserved

Okay but what if Wiggly just took control and compelled one of the 849 people who escaped the mall before shit went down, to bring the doll to Linda? Or why did the cult confine the search to the mall when there were 849 people anywhere in Hatchetfield with a doll, why not go after them for more chances of winning?

… Wait. Ohhhhh. It’s a reference to the lost sheep parable in the Bible. The one where a shepherd goes through great lengths to bring home his one missing sheep  despite having a lot more left at his home.

The way Tom said “NOW GIMME THAT FUCKING DOLL” to Hannah was exactly the same as when MIAH said it to Tom.

I’m amazed at how Lauren doesn’t mess up her makeup between quick changes. Especially since doing quick changes into white clothes while wearing makeup requires a special amount of care.

Dylan’s the only one in the cast playing just one character throughout the whole thing

Papa Ed checking on Peanuts in his pocket towards the end of “What If Tomorrow Comes”

#starkid #black friday #black friday musical #starkid black friday

[youofsomesong]

Friends describe Starkid Characters part 1

So I asked my friends who don’t watch starkid to describe some of the characters and to give them names. Here’s some of their responses:

I got this idea from @the-girl-who-liked-musicals​

Daniel

Professional ribbon twirler for beauty pageants

Chad

Football version of Troy Bolton (okay but get rid of the football part and she’s not wrong)

He likes to sing but is afraid people will judge him

The naked guys name is Sheldon and this is the adult version of Harry Potter where is “friend” (aka knockoff Ron names Josh) is teaching him how to fly a broom

A knock off Hermione and her friends are watching in the background (their names are probably Sarah, K8lynn, and Becca)

This basically looks like the teenage version of the guy from Stuart Little

He’s probably just some nerd at school named Albert who gets made fun of but he ends up being a hero/well liked by everyone in the end (I hope that’s true after NPMD)

Or he’s just some annoying kid that’s obsessed with trains like the kid from Polar Express - Eddie Deezen

Riley

Hates her job but needs money (accurate) because of something she did

She’s the type of person to drag her friends into her problems so her supportive guy friend is just there watching her telling a customer to f*ck off because the customer was either annoying or trying to flirt with her

The guy friend is working there with her, that’s how he’s dragged along

Billy

Funny guy of the group

Probably the type of guy that tries to pick up girls but respects them if they say they aren’t interested

He’s obviously a cowboy but he’s probably not the best at it (he’s trying his best)

Zoe (Jemilla) and Maddy (Zazz)

Maddy is the type of friend that cheers Zoe up or say something positive

Based on musicals they probably broke out in a song

Sharon

Looks like she’s a werewolf

She’s probably the type of person who can’t control her powers so she asks her friends to tie her up but she goes rogue

Werewolf > real answer

Sharon

Professional dancer. Probably does ballet to the swan lake song

Looks like the type of person who might be shy but is passionate about whatever it is she does

After telling her what Chorn is, she said “aliens are better than werewolves”

Literally just reminds me of a game show host - probably family feud or something

Isaac

No one is taking him or his game show seriously

Probably just shaking his head whenever someone replies with something stupid

Brian (wrong Tin Can Bro)

Poor kid that gets dragged into everything

Somehow people convinced him to wear a lobster suit and he’s not having it

Logan but he calls himself Lucy in this outfit

When senior guys wear dresses on the last day of school/picture day and everyone laughs along

Or he’s pretending he’s his mom for a parent meeting regarding his younger brothers bad behavior

This is definitely Jafar from Aladdin, right? (right musical, wrong character)

How is this NOT Aladdin

They are definitely singing a whole new world

After I said that this was a Wicked/Aladdin parody she said that this makes sense. Then I said who these characters actually are but at least she got the right musical ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Rachel

Type of person who doesn’t give a sh*t about anything

Not really sure why she’s wearing that because it looks like she’s wearing modern clothes and a cape that reminds her of Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty

So I couldn’t figure out which picture of Ethan to send cause I love him so I sent both of these pictures

Probably a Grease-like musical

A cool, rebellious high school student that ends up dating some girl (I mean...sorta...he’s a high school kid who dated Lex until he died)

This guy looks familiar, is he an actor? (Yes, but it was because of Cornwallis that Joey looked familiar)

David

Looks like some broke guy that lives in NYC that’s digging in his pockets to pay for food (change that to pay for a Wiggly and yup, that’s him)

And then finally....

Gideon

This is kinda like the equivalent of a white girl trying to be quirky by putting something on her head

Looks like a really good singer, but he kinda gives off a prideful, bossy vibe

Looks like he has a good sense of fashion

After I showed her the Cameo for the Gary Cult (please don’t share without my permission!) she said: That’s exactly how I pictured his voice

Part 2

Part 3

#starkid #Team Starkid #black friday #black friday musical #a very potter series #a very potter sequel #the guy who didnt like musicals #tgwdlm #the trail to oregon #trail to oregon musical #Firebringer #firebringer musical #twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #gary goldstein #gary goldstein cult #ethan green #ethan green cult

[idk-random-things]

what does your favorite Black Friday charecter says about you?

Tom Hauston - you are the mom friend of the group.

Becky Barns - you are obsessed with crime dramas.

Linda Monroe - you want to be adored but you will never admit it.

Gary Goldstein - you got into starkid from tgwdlm, also, he is not just your favorite charecter it's a whole cult.

Uncle Wiley - your favorite song is "made in america" and you are in love with Joey Richter.

President Howard Goodman - you've seen "spies are forever" and freaked out when you saw Curt is gonna be in Black friday.

General McNamara - you love Jeff Blim and your favorite starkid musical and ttto.

Frank Pricely - you think Corey is underrated and tbh I agree he deserves to get bigger parts.

Sherman Young - you do impressions.

Lex Foster- you think you're edgy but honestly you're just kinda stuck in your emo faze.

Eathan Green - you're type is guys that look like they haven't slept in years.

Hanna Foster - you are pure and you need to be protected at all cost.

Idk this is a bit different but I tried lmk if I was right.

#black friday starkid #black friday memes #black friday #starkid memes #starkid