#garyon garrington’s plunder games

[essektheylyss]

WWE Final Result: Eventually, There's Only One Left...

And the polls are closed.

It has been a wild week, and these thirty-two wizards have sure been through some situations. You've cheered! You've cried. You've laughed, I hope. You've written glorious speeches, made videos, edited memes, and shown off some impressive artistic prowess. To get a bit sentimental here, it was a joy and an honor to campaign alongside and against you all, and to see what awe-inspiring and absurd things you have created in defense of your wizards.

But as it always must, it has come down to one.

Our winner of the World Wizard Entertainment is, with the power of friendship, comedic bits, and unstoppable tiddies: Caleb Widogast.

Here is the trophy, it's leaving my hands— and— it's already gone. Does anyone see Mrs. Brenatto? No? Okay.

The Keeper of Scrolls has kindly invited the competitors out for drinks on the Por'co tab before hopping over to Tal'dorei to clean out Mr. Gilmore's shop of arcane foci, so there will be no opportunity for autographs, and if you are looking for glorious goods, I suggest you try the Marquet locations.

All four of Pumat Sol will be out of commission for a week—that shopkeep parties hard.

(Oh no, yeah, no one's dead, hahaha, when I said there was only one left you thought—? oh boy, no, these weren't death matches, you're thinking of Garyon Garrington's Plunder Games. No, they're not airing right now. Something about a lawsuit, I think.)

If you would like to relive the saga of the World Wizard Entertainment, you can find those posts here, along with the original rankings, methodology, poll results, and campaigning. Do peek through the notes for more spectacular commentary, as it is delightful. (And if you would like to see even more of the absurd and wacky content that did not make it into the main tag while I was trying not to clutter things, #VETHSWEEP.)

Now please check your DMs, as one lucky winner has been chosen... to pay for my ensuing therapy bill! This kind of mental tenacity ain't cheap, folks.

The Ultimate Losers tournament commences on Thursday, March 2nd, at 7pm PST. As if defeat at the hands of a kind, underappreciated teacher and animal lover wasn't enough, Ludinus Da'leth is coming BACK FOR MORE against the Bells Hells!

And lastly, thank you all so much for participating. I know some of us have had our differences, but now, at the end, we come together—and if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's Veth Brenatto's Big Naturals.

(Wait— Sorry, who's calling? Say that name again. Vinni— Vince? Vince Mc—? Nah, don't recognize him.

Put it through to voicemail.)

#world wizard entertainment #to be SUPER clear the therapy thing is PURELY a joke but askldgjkl could you imagine lmfaooooo #I know I wrote the joke but I am just like 'damn. what does these 32 wizards in a bar look like. that's REALLY fucking trouble man.' #somebody write that post-show report fic. I'm not gonna do it but someone should lmao. #I will probably write a more sincere post later but. IT IS DONE GUYS

[yashley]

“Wait, you’re looking at a key to see which dice is the d10?” “Yeah!” “That’s adorable.”

#critical role #cr lb #garyon garrington’s plunder games #NILA LOML

[wickeryburning]

“Goddammit! I wish I knew how to play D&D!”

— Sam Riegel (Game Master)

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games #sam riegel

[mara-phelion]

is garyon garrington just taryon darrington but if he didn't get that last persuasion check and had to marry lydia from the truscan empire

is gary just tary's villain arc

#critical role #critical role spoilers #taryon darrington #gary garrington #garyon garrington #taryon my wayward son #the plunder games #guest battle royale #also this post is mostly a joke this isn't a real theory #or is it? :eyes: #lydia probably stood him up at the altar #the blunder games #mara phelion: some thoughts head not that empty

[yearbookquotesstpatricks]

Keep wonder in your hearts and plunder on your screens

#dnd #critical role #garyon garrington #plunder games #quotes

[bixbiboom]

The weekly schedule is out! And this week has been long awaited! On Thursday we have a special oneshot, the final stretch goal of the Kickstarter, featuring Sam leading several previous guest stars through a battle royale where the last player standing wins Garyon Garrington’s Plunder Games! Returning guests include Anjali Bhimani as Fy’ra Rai, Darin De Paul as Sprigg, Will Friedle as Kashaw Vesh, Sumalee Montano as Nila, and ND Stevenson as Tova!

Then on Friday at midnight (that’s the midnight at the top of the night, shortly after the oneshot ends), the first three episodes of The Legend of Vox Machina drop on Amazon Prime! If you don’t have access to a Prime account yet, you can sign-up for a month-long free trial to watch the series as it drops over the next four weeks, then cancel before your trial ends.

Next week will bring the beginning of a series of watch parties on Twitch where Prime members can watch along with members of the cast and crew, followed by a Q&A session hosted by Mica Burton. The Q&A sessions will be uploaded to YouTube the following day.

Read the details »HERE«!

#critical role #cr schedule

[pause-face]

Critical Role - Guest Battle Royale - Garyon Garrington's Plunder Games

#critical role #the plunder games #sam riegel #pause face

[dr-archeville]

Guest Battle Royale [source]

Five warriors are plucked from Exandria’s timeline and forced to fight in an alternate reality TV show — Garyon Garrington’s Plunder Games. The last contestant standing will be awarded one use of the Wish spell. 

MEET THE CONTESTANTS

Anjali Bhimani as Fy’ra Rai from Exandria Unlimited

Darin De Paul as Sprigg from Campaign 1: Vox Machina

Will Friedle as Kashaw Vesh from Campaign 1: Vox Machina

Sumalee Montano as Nila from Campaign 2: The Mighty Nein

ND Stevenson as Tova from Campaign 1: Vox Machina & Honey Heist 3: Tova’s Honeys

Due to the improv nature of Critical Role and other RPG content on our channels, some themes and situations that occur in-game may be difficult for some to handle. If certain episodes or scenes become uncomfortable, we strongly suggest taking a break or skipping that particular episode. Your health and well-being is important to us and Psycom has a great list of international mental health resources, in case it’s useful: http://bit.ly/PsycomResources 

[3 hrs 54 mins]

#Critical Role #D&D #DnD #Dungeons & Dragons #RPGs #Battle Royales

[yashley]

“I’d like to say thanks for rallying behind me and help me fuck Garrington’s family.”

#critical role #cr lb #HES THE ONLY HIM THAT DESERVED THE HIM #garyon garrington’s plunder games #kashaw

[wickeryburning]

GM: you find your ring of invisibility, which is weird because it’s invisible

Tova: it’s my precious

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

NILA HAS KEYLETH’S OLD STAFF IM DEAD

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

“You both have an opportunity attack against the cutest little old man ever.”

— Sam Riegel (Game Master)

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

“Bonking attack” is the new canon term for bludgeoning damage

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

Is it just me or does Sam desperately want them to attack Garyon instead of each other

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

Kashaw: I’d like to find armor heavier than leather and lighter than plate

GM: this isn’t a Marshall’s, okay?

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games

[wickeryburning]

Words cannot express how much I love Sam Riegel

Also I just realized that “Plunder Games” is a play on “Hunger Games” I’m so stupid

#critical role #critical role spoilers #guest battle royale #garyon garrington’s plunder games