Is it just me or do other people enjoy talking in their fart vids? Like I don't wanna just hear the farts, I want the farter to talk about what they ate, how bloated they are, how good it feels to let it out, maybe a lil bit of how much they're glad I'm there to take in the stink for them. And yes please with lil groans of relief and going like "uh oh" or "here it comes" right before a huge blast 🥵
Met a man this morning and ate hiss ass til he had to fart. He farted in my mouth and then accidentally shit in it too. I licked his ass clean, sucked his dick then went to class. Wish that could happen everyday
So...I ate some dried fruits in the afternoon, and at night I was really gassy. Like I mean loud, bubbly gas that just didn't stop. I only held in my farts for a minute and my belly already began bloating up from the gas, and soon enough it began to hurt and make loud upset gurgles. In fact, soon enough the gas just came out uncontrollably. One of the times I had to fart, I pushed. Yeah, so when I pushed the fart came out wet. Yeah...I sharted my panties in the middle of the night while trying to let out the painful gas in my lower belly. That was when I decided to sit on the toilet. I farted once and then a huge string of loud gas rumbled out of me, with a little bit of shit.
It was amazing.
Oh my god, these all sound lovely, especially the TOILET SHARTS AHHHH!!!! Toilet farts/sharts are my favorite, they're so underrated. I would love to have a night like this. I want to eat dried fruit to get this effect, but I don't like the texture of dried fruit, like raisins. If there's anything else that gives this kind of effect, I'd love to know it. But still these are so good. I bet it smelled great afterwards. And the fact that the gas came out uncontrollably? And you were bloated within a MINUTE of holding it in? And the fact that one of the farts was a shart? I'm screaming like a kettle on a stove over here!!!
Cute little kinky updates for ppl following the saga that happened over the past few days when my lovely gf was staying with me✨
We took a bath together and I was laying against her, and she farted and it bubbled hehe
Had a panic attack last night and after she comforted me and I was feeling better, she let out such a bubbly fart and smirked and it made me laugh and smile lmaoooooo
LOTS of burping in my face, and vice versa🤭 I took a shot at burping in her face and on her pussy in bed per her request, and her little moans 🧚♀️🧚♀️❤️✨
Burped super loudly in my ear while leaving a restaurant and said “just for you!”
I came back from the restroom and she says “I farted :)” and I’m like “:0 and I missed it?!” Because she likes to tease me✨
I had the stomach ache of the century after All-you-can-eat sushi and I could NOT stop farting after sex lmaooo, her little giggles at it and teasing me with “mm, somebody’s gassy tonight~!” despite the fact that she doesn’t get sexually turned on by farts like I do. She’s a big support hehehe
That feeling when you feel like you're really full during or after eating, and all of a sudden you just let out one of those unexpected loud, almost monstrous-like burps that just feels SO relieving and even feels like you made more room 😩
Do you ever just want a gassy girl to walk you on a leash and make you crawl on your hands and knees, as you stay right under her ass and take in her farts, letting them heat up your face and go up your nose?
So yesterday at work I knew was gonna be a fun day because I could feel the slight amount of bloating in my stomach still from the things I ate over the weekend. I work in a pharmacy, so I am there with my coworkers in a fairly small space all things considered and I could just feel my stomach bubbling the whole time. The pressure in my ass was just building more, and more, and more as time passed, and so I finally went to the bathroom and straight into a stall.
Thankfully no one was there because for a solid three minutes I just blasted fart after fart, letting all the gas out of me. So loud and noisy... But I couldn't deny how hot it felt. My belly flattening just a bit as all that trapped air finally escaped from me. I left after washing my hands, a blushing mess, and went back to work. I couldn't stop thinking about how it all felt.
It's a good thing then that I felt that same pressure building up inside of me a few hours later for round two. I felt a surprise toot escape from me, and so off I went once again, having to walk funny to hold it in for me to make it to the restroom. As soon as I was in, once again, no one was in there and the second the stall door was closed, before the pants were down even, the gas just forced itself out of me. I could feel the heat rising in my face as it went, but before long it was back to work I went, thinking surely after two rounds, I would finally be all clear.
I stood corrected when it came to an hour before we closed and that familiar pressure built up once again. We were finally slow by this point, and so I decided to go before I got to my pressure point like I had the past two times. It was a good thing too, as once I entered the restroom again and saw it was once again empty, the second the door closed I ripped out every last fart that was in me against the sinks, along with an involuntary moan. Finally, after a minute or so, the symphony stopped, and I was able to properly sit down and finish my business. Third time seemed to be the charm, because that was the end of it for the day...
I can't lie though, because I was really hoping for it to keep going. Maybe that's why I got a large soda on the way home to at least burp a bit before bed. Here's to it happening again soon, and maybe someone to appreciate some good gas.