Richard: Can you please describe the guy who stabbed Gavin?
Kara: Yeah, brown-haired, tall, muscular, also very sexy and eye-catching
Richard: I suppose it was…
Kara: My boyfriend, yes
Stephen: I like cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing.
Jay: Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.
Gavin: You’ll burn in hell for this.
GV: ARE YOU-
GV: -INSANE?! ARE YOU-
GV: -KIDDING ME?!
Hank: What is HAPPENING.
Nines: Connor turned on his filter so I’m helping him out.
Gavin: I had a dream in which I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don’t even pay taxes.
Gavin: I don’t like baths.
Nines: You like them with me.
Gavin: It’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet hot guy.
Connor: Wait, I thought you were straight?
Gavin: Please tell me what on God’s green earth I did to make you think I was straight so I can never do it again.
Gavin: A firm smack on the ass is just as important as a kiss to the forehead.
Connor: If you do them at the same time my body takes a screenshot.
the current freebie victor SSR and privilege reward kiro ER karma:
+ some recently released images of the recent SP karma. (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
miller cracks me up here HHAHA
Nines: Bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than 600 bananas per second to minimize the risk of a harmful radiation dose.
Gavin: Aw man, there goes my Friday night.