#gay clown bby

[southparktexts]

hi bby! saw ur reqs are open and ur inbox in empty!! so lemme get main three with a makeup gf who wants to do their makeup/skincare :3

AAAA OMG ITS BAE !!! HII BABE ABSOLUTELY YOU ANGEL !!

Doing Makeup on the Main 3

stan;

- okay, you know that episode where stan has a band and he plays a song abt him hating living on a farm?

- if you get it you get it

- you unironically already do his makeup for him

- but not full face though

- you help him with eyeliner on his under eyes

- i can see you bringing up the subject

- one day you were hanging in your room

- stan resting his head on your lap as you play with his hair silently

- eventually you got bored.

“stannnn can i do your makeup?”

“..why? im not performing anytime soon.”

“please..?”

“..fine”

- okay some headcannons time

- you do his makeup on his lap

- you’re doing concealer and he’s rambling to you about a fight with his dad.

- actually kinda stress relieving to him.

- i can see him as a cautious boyfriend when you do his foundation.

“ah- not the eyes..”

“careful.. the beanie..”

- also will slightly regret it..

“this is so gay.. you’re lucky i love you.”

- he doesn’t want to admit that he loves it.

- after you’ve cooked you show him and he gives you a ‘good job’ nod and kisses your forehead.

“..okay get this off me.”

kyle ;

- hear me out, kyles always had a fascination with makeup.

- i can see kyle watching his mom do her makeup and just being so interested.

- naturally, he was curious to see what he would look like with makeup.

- one day he was over at your house, you guys had a date planned in a few hours and you were doing your makeup

- kyle being kyle he watched, noticing how you grew more and more frustrated with your eyeliner.

- wiping it off with a q-tip aggressively.

- he continued watching as he thought to himself

- ‘if only she had someone to practice on..”

- he turned out to be the perfect person.

- he wrapped his arms around you and kissed your cheeks.

“do you wanna practice on me, love?”

“wait.. really?”

- the way your eyes light up, it made him want to ask that question all the time just to see your reaction again and again.

- while you’re doing his makeup he’ll ask you questions.

“soo is this.. blush..?”

“no baby this is concealer”

“oh.. what does that do?”

- he actually was interested and learnt a lot from you

“so now we’re going to use some setting spray.”

“oh i think my mom uses that!”

- off topic but he definitely remembers your shade and buys you makeup pallets and new products.

kenny;

- okay. okay. LET ME COOK.

- so as a juggalo myself, juggalos have events called ‘gathering of the juggalos’

- kenny and you were conveniently going to this event.

- as an icp fan its important to have the iconic black and white clown makeup!

- although you and your boyfriend were over at your house getting ready.

- when you saw kenny using bad drugstore makeup to do his clown face.

“uh.. ken?”

“yea hun?”

“do you want me to do that for you?”

“sure darl’”

- you had to scrub that shit off his face but it was so worth it.

- in the middle of you doing the white foundation you had just done prior on his face he’ll lean in a kiss you

“kennn!! no kisses”

“sorry doll, can’t help it.”

- the most laidback of all the boys

- will randomly kiss you all over

- but he doesn’t stay still when you’re doing the clown features in black.

- after your done cooking, you show him in the mirror.

- he does some silly poses, making you laugh and kisses your forehead.

“i love it my little juggalette”

“i love you to my juggalo”

reqs are open !! also i cooked wtf??

#kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #southpark #southparkheadcannons #southparkimagines #stan marsh x y/n #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader

[not-goldy]

Oh boy. I just got one question and I'm being dead ass serious. Not even joking. Is it mutual? Cause if so, I have major questions right now. He sure seems to think its mutual, cause once again he's saying he's back to those feelings and once again asking his friend to let him out of the Friendzone one and for all. Ooooohkay. The title alone was a jumpscare, a deliberate choice, now the lyrics. It all seems too easy to connect, but subtlety has also never been this man's thing, ever. Blunt more like it. Anyways, I'm way too into my overthinking today, to deal. I am gonna have to rewatch the video again.

He's more delulu than I am is more like it😩😹😹😹😹

He's out here singing friends to lovers while Jimin thinks they are more of a mystery loving on each other one day, being enemies the next 🤣🤣🤣

Mutual bby boy join the circus 😆

1st off THAT MAN IS FFFFFFFFFFOOOOINE DUUUUUUUMMMMM whew

Like let's not lie he's a gorgeous human being 🥵

Ladies and gays I get it 😌

No need to explain yourselves I get it🤭

Fantasize away😏

Also the song is 🔥 🔥 🔥

It's exactly as it should be. its done what songs do- give us the tickles 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

It's giving Olivia Her Jungkook and Ariana in one song

And I think the meaning is clear. Dude caught feelings for his friend and he wants to be taken out of the friendzone. Such a beautiful tale of friends to lovers fantasies

Which is what we were all thinking it was so another L to those delusional solos and antis who thought we were mad how does it feel to be a clown guys.

Friends don't say words that make Friends feel like more than just Friends- which words sir juseyo 🎤

And sir what do you mean.... who is leading you on cos I know it's not Park Jimin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not gonna lie all my Vmin fantasies are coming to life

That emotional entanglement they had going on like two emo lesbians I knew one was bound to catch feelings and it was not going to be Jimin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jimin tried that shit with Jungkook and now Jungkook is stuck on him for life😆

Such potent magic.

Now of course it leaves room for speculation as to who this friend he is singing about is but the fact he has a few songs asking what are we? Are you my best friend? And Jimin has a responding song saying we are friends and soulmates and now he's here saying friends don't feel this way let's end the friendship and start something is a bit 😝

I can understand why they didn't want him to sing that song with Jimin the sus level would have been high💀💀💀💀

Imagine thinking he has a boyfriend who went away to ms with his other besties meanwhile dudes just pining here over his best friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The jokes write themselves 🤣

[ninjastudioart]

Ninja Personalities in a 🥜Nutshell🥜

Lloyd: Feral, triggered easily, seems mean but is actually just defensive due to 🌠 trauma🌠, literally just a cat, actually very much a people person, touch starved rat child, reeks havoc, bites, stabs as a warning🔪🔪🔪

Kai: Gay slut, flamboyant as hell, very self confident, borderline egotistical at times, 💅fabulous💅, slay queen, actually very kind and welcoming, definition of extraverted, no concept of personal space

Nya: Rude as hell, constantly grumpy, no touchy,💥violence💥, hates sibling, actually doesn't but is afraid of abandonment, chaos, patient with idiot boyfriend, ✨️asexual✨️

Jay: Very smart but also dum, 💫adhd💫, social anxiety📈, inventor with no ability to stop, gamer boi, smol, has patient girlfriend, constant puns and vine references, class clown energy🤡

Zane: Bby boi, innocent man in the wrong place, 🧊ice is nice🧊, the caretaker, 🌟autism🌟, father lengthy limbs, too innocent, no sense or personal space nor privacy, will lick people, actually terrifying if you hurt his friends, like-you don't want to know scary, if you're mean to him you'll be killed by 5 angry ninja slowly🔪

Cole: The cool one😎, no but how did he get here, literally the only one with any chill, obviously the oldest, koolaid man vibes🧃, the strong friend, 🍰food & exercise🏋🏿‍♂️, smart & artistic, platonic boi, 🎶music man🎶, actually a complete nerd, only causes chaos with Jay, often with Jay-

#ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #ninjago cole #ninjago zane #ninjago kai #fan au #ninjago au #ninjago hc #character personalities #nutshell

[sanity-jester]

Jox the Jack-in-the-box Clown

#Clown OC #Clown #Jox #Jack in a box #does puppet shows too #color scheme for outfit was onced green and green-yellow #gay clown bby #my bby boi #5/5 redrawn #my art #Sanity

[snail-watch]

Sad bby hours❤️💞

#Spinel #steven universe #fanart #garden #gem #sad #cartoon #bby #clown bean #uwu #she stole my uwu's #character #fan #owo #cutie #i almost posted to the wrong blog #I'm gay for her #digital #art #artwork #digital art #fan art #artist

[xshazxx]

🌻 yes! tell me something! 💙💙💙

The first time I went to put gas in my car I grazed the entire side on a sign board and then pretended and I didn't know how it happened 🤡

#gays cant drive even when they can drive #clown shit #asks #kinga bby

[nightmanatee]

TWWFTE rewatch

or the thasmin pinpoint

1. "because... you`re a woman?" and 13`s immediate "does it suit me?". i think yaz`s quick "response" might go deep into the "don`t screw this moment don`t screw this moment".

(btw she check`s on ryan`s reaction THE SECOND she says "what?")

2. WAIT apparently she checks on ryan EVERY time 13 does something gay. "does it suit me?" ryan do i need to react? "i`m calling you yaz `cause we`re friends now" ryan is it gay if i`m okay with that?

(it`s just one of the examples i couldn`t find any more from my screenshots)

3. glances glances GLANCES. i`ve already started to notice that yaz does it as many times as she can. ESP at her flat in the arachnids.

4. can we have the lights and sirens on? NOO.

5. "show me your collarbones" and yaz does it so enthusiastically. like girl whom are you trying to impress?:)

6. personal space? what is personal space??? i don`t know her.

the first example is with graham but my personal favourite is the one with yaz like what IS that???

7. what have i said about cheking on the doctor?

(and believe me when i say that she`s still looking at the doctor at the 3rd screenshot)

8. i know i know i AM cool at making screenshots but this one is here to proof you that yaz is a good runner bc she`s started running only AFTER ryan and grace but was able to catch up with the doctor.

9. almost there (bc tumblr allows only 10 pics per post). she. grabbed. yaz!

and 10. LOOK AT HER FAAACE

conclusion: this ep is so COOL they`re all smol bbys and thasmin is canon.

okay serious now: i`ve wanted to watch this ep to be able to grab SOMETHING from yaz`s first ep bc apparently every ending that characters have has it`s roots in the first episode. karl was insecure, he needed records to change/heal/evolve and in the special he believed that fireworks were just for him, which is character growth and a logical ending for him.

grace`s death was FORESHADOWED 10-15 minutes before with a sign "danger to death do not climb" and the camera kinda tries to make you NOTICE this sign.

graham and ryan have bad relationship and they end up BONDING with each other finding family and love, their adventure has a very logical ending for them as well.

and what about yaz? well there are 3 variants:

1. bad ending: she dies bc it`s something i don`t want to think about but it happened twice in the ep (one being grace`s death and the other one being that guy`s sister; she might make a hologram to her parents btw:)))) ). i highly doubt it but i cannot not place it here.

2. semi-good one: the karl`s ending? the screenshot is weird but i wanted to be sure that karl is there. i mean he`s changed (already happened to yaz) realized what he is worth, yaz, in general, is close to the same, perhaps she will simply leave the doctor and some next "stay here" will be the last straw for her.

3. the good one (bc i`m a believer clown). grace IS the doctor`s human parallel and she and graham kissed in the first episode were together for 3 years which IS chibnall`s number and graham`s speech at the funeral??? + graham and ryan`s bonding (i know it`s not the same but every relationship in chibbs` era succeeds ONLY if you`re honest with each other if you care for each other and are able and want to change; if 13 and yaz are gonna have a talk on the beach than i`m sticking to this ending).

anyways yaz`s fate is 100% going to foreshadow something from this episode bc it happened to everyone and i can`t wait to see it and then go back to this post and to the episode itself and realise that YES it was there all the time we just weren`t able to see it without the whole picture.

#thasmin #dw #i can`t believe that those conclusions might be hard to realise haha #prediction #doctor who #yasmin khan #13th doctor #mandip gill #jodie whittaker #thirteen x yasmin #yaz khan

[cto10121]

Harry Potter Clown Takes—Part 4

Featuring more fandom myths, a Le Guin quote literally nobody asked for, Rowling’s ~surprising knowledge of what she has been literally writing, and fansplaining about how Actually, Dumbledore Being Gay is Homophobic If You Think About It.

“Marauders Mah Bbys!!!1!”

If Rowling were so opposed to depicting non-blood related families, then she wouldn’t have made the blood relations so abusive and have Harry be unofficially adopted by non-blood family. As it is, it’s one of the main themes of the series, which focuses a lot more on non-blood friendships and relationships. Even Sirius doesn’t really count as a blood relation.

That said, to give OP due, it’s clear Rowling depicted the Marauder generation as an inferior version of the new, more enlightened generation, with key parallels already picked up by fans, who ironically tend to love the Marauders more than the books themselves. Sirius was a father figure, so regardless he’d get the axe, but Remus’ character very visibly deteriorated as the series went on (unsurprisingly, though. Remus’ internalized self-hatred was well-established early on). His and Sirius’ friendship was not strong at all, with Sirius still more emotionally invested in his friendship with James. But that is all part of the growing up—shedding your illusions and the tendency to hero-worship people.

…So the other characters “bullied” Lupin into being with Tonks, eh?

“I’ve said all along you’re taking a ridiculous line on this, Remus,” said Mrs. Weasley over Fleur’s shoulder as she patted her on the back.

“I’m not being ridiculous,” said Lupin steadily. “Tonks deserves somebody young and whole.”

“But she wants you,” said Mr. Weasley, with a small smile. “And after all, Remus, young and whole men do not necessarily remain so.” (624).

Monsters!!!

(But seriously, if anything Clown OP is the one who is condescending and patronizing towards Lupin. Absolutely nobody forced Lupin to be with Tonks, let alone marry her; it was his decision. No part of his union with her can be said to be toxic at all.)

“Retcon!1!!1”

Tom Riddle’s love potion-based sociopathy is a clear fandom myth. Rowling clearly stated that love potion conception was meant to be symbolic, not part of the HP universe, and that had Merope survived to raise her kid, Tom Riddle would have turned out quite normal. Or, well, capable of loving and knowing love, at least.

That said, to give OP’s due, there is a reason why this mythconception is so prevalent. Voldemort’s backstory is fascinating, no question—Rowling consistently shows her understanding of intergenerational poverty and the cycle of abuse. And yet despite the fact that his background alone would have been enough to drive him to seek power at all costs and corrupt him—loveless marriage, orphan, poor—Tom Riddle is very much sociopath-coded. It’s still better than the terrible Damien-from-The-Omen creep portrayal of the film version (at least the actor sold it well), but it does undermine the message of choice vs. abilities somewhat. It would have been just as psychologically true if Tom Riddle had been a driven, ruthless striver doing all he could to survive, and then to reach for power, charming and manipulating along the way. In his quest to immortality, he loses his humanity and thereafter descends into tyranny, abuse, and terrorism. There is definitely some hints of this in HP—compare the way Voldemort manipulates Slughorn with the way he manipulates Hepzibah Smith.

There is also the matter of a possible retcon. Voldemort states in CoS and GoF that his father left his mother when he found out she was a witch. In HBP we learn that his father was a love potion victim, and when Merope most likely stopped using the potion, his father left. Retcon or not? Occam’s Razor says Voldemort simply assumed it was his father at fault. But then there is the strange assertion: “He didn’t like magic, my father.” Is this another assumption, based on prejudice? Or did Voldemort, before he killed his father and grandparents, confront him directly? It’s possible Riddle Snr.’s trauma could have manifested as a hatred of magic, if he even realized himself that Merope was a genuine witch.

Well, this is awkward. I feel the exact same way about Le Guin’s own writing: “The Ones Who Turn Away from Omelas,” her most anthologized short story, and the first Wizard of Earthsea book—y’know, the one Harry Potter was accused of plagiarizing at one point along with other. I found it cold, emotionally distant, overly abstract, morally and ethically indifferent, with no life and zero substance. There was nothing in it that did anything remotely special to the Hero’s Journey template—except make the hero a shade of brown. #representation

By contrast, a great deal of Rowling’s writing in HP is quietly deconstructive, writing against the Bildungsroman core of assimilating to the status quo. The tension between the Hero’s Journey storyline and Rowling’s own purposes is probably what made the series such an unprecedented success and why it does deserve to be called original. Rowling managed to keep the charm of the fantasy by imbuing it with a sense of social and material reality—and at the same critiquing the conservative values underpinning that fantasy. It was the literary embodiment having your cake and eating it too. I grant that Le Guin may have been critiquing the first few HP books—but as it is, this is straight up writer envy.

“Surprising knowledge” lol, OP, you crack me up.

Occam’s Razor here, Rowling knew exactly what she was doing. Like Hermione’s distinctly white feminist activism, Slughorn’s middle-class soft bigotry is just one tiny but explicit example of the wizard’s overall dismissal of Muggles and Muggleborns, slowly built throughout the series. The revelation that Dumbledore himself once harbored anti-Muggle (or at least the liberal version of anti-Muggle sentiments) is the conclusion of that thematic arc. Rowling was writing a spectrum, not two poles. It is clear the Death Eaters are at the extreme end of the spectrum.

“Dumbledore Being Gay Is Actually Homophobic!!1!!”

In what world does Clown OP live that says teachers should divulge their personal life and sexual/romantic partners to their students?????

This isn’t the 2020s where US teachers info-dump their personal life unto the students or students even want them to. This was the 90s where nobody gave a fuck. Teachers were there to teach and students to learn from them. Some teachers were really likeable and warm and wise and personable and everyone liked them—and you still didn’t know jack shit about their personal lives except very accidentally. Maybe that they were married or single at most. Because it just wasn’t relevant to the subject. I know, because I was there.

In HP we never come to learn the personal life of the majority of Hogwarts teachers, much less their sexuality. Because it’s simply not relevant. Dumbledore’s backstory with Grindelwald does become very relevant to the Deathly Hallows, and so does his relationship for Grindelwald.

McGonagall got married once. She had an offscreen forbidden love affair with a Muggle and got all of (1) marriage proposal, which she turned down several times. None of that backstory was in the books proper, but in Pottermore. Harry had all of (1) kiss with Cho Chang and (1) on-page one with Ginny. Snape’s great love for Lily is revealed literally at the last quarter of the last book, the definition of last minute.

If anything, this series is priggish about sexuality and eroticism in general—this started, of course, as a series for middle school children. Where romance does occur, it’s almost always a fiasco, part of growing pains, and/or ends tragically for plot or character-related reasons: Harry/Cho, Cho/Cedric, Ron/Lavender, Hagrid/Maxime, Lupin/Tonks, James/Lily, unrequited Snape/Lily…if anything, you could conclude almost all straight couples in the HP world are doomed to fail or are tragically cut short, ha. Dumbledore/Grindelwald fits neatly into that general pattern.

Also. The fact that some people cannot accept Dumbledore’s offscreen forbidden gay romance as Word of God canon and yet easily accept McGonagall’s offscreen forbidden straight romance as Word of God canon is very telling to me. It’s almost like an aversion or something. You know, like a phobia.

#harry potter #hp meta #hp clown takes #hp #save me #i almost miss the old fandom ALMOST #but these people can’t be said to be fans if they don’t know even the most basic aspects of the books

[kitchen-witch-bitch]

6. Let’s make a deal shall we? With Reddie?

EEEE THANK YOU BBY I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!! If not you can beat my ass Friday XD

“Let’s make a deal, shall we?”

The statement comes unprompted from Richie’s lazy form in the hammock, shouted across the clubhouse in a poor imitation of a Bond villain Eddie is too tired to keep up with. 

Eddie peeks over his comic book from Bill’s old spot; their friend, the last one of the Losers to leave besides Mike, had moved for college a few weeks prior, and Eddie and Richie honestly weren’t far behind. Richie was due to leave for California any day now, and Eddie...Eddie was headed to New York. Tomorrow. With his girlfriend (re: babysitter, as Richie had called her on more than one occasion) that he may or may not be hiding from in an effort to spend a few more hours with Richie.

Just a few more hours.

As Eddie’s stomach churns at the thought, he realizes he hasn’t given his friend an answer. He may have pulled out a voice, but it was a statement that Eddie was supposed to respond to, based on the way the raven-haired boy pushed up so he could look at Eddie and fiddle with his glasses.

Eddie turns a page without having really read the first one, his fingers just needing something to do besides stain the pages with sweat from their sitting in one place too long. “What kind of deal?”

“One of those marriage deals.” Eddie chokes, and Richie is quick to correct himself. “I mean! Wait! No! We don’t have to get married!” Richie really sits up now; he does it so fast the hammock angrily drops him to an unforgiving dirt floor. “I’m not, like, gay or anything--” he’s spitting out dirt as he tries to talk, and for some reason, Eddie can’t move from his spot to check on him.

Eddie grips the comic book so tightly he feels one of the pages tear a bit. He doesn’t care. “Yeah. uh. Not gay. I know you’re not gay. I’m not gay either.”

The statements hang in the air while Richie situates himself on a sturdier chair, neither of them really even breathing for fear of disturbing the bubble they’ve created here. The lies taste like dirt on Eddie’s tongue and he just barely catches himself in time to not retch. He figures the way his throat and eyes twitch and the blood that is pooling in his cheeks may have given him away or, at least, alerted Richie to the fact that he was uncomfortable. Neither one calls the other out. 

Richie clears his throat. “I guess, uh, what I meant was--God, I sound like Bill--what I meant was we could, you know, live together. You know. If I’m not married and you’re not married by the time we’re 35, we could buy a house wherever we want and be bachelors forever.”

“I can’t stand you, how the fuck could I live with you?”

“You can too stand me,” Richie insists, but there’s a look behind his eyes that Eddie knows means he’s been hurt. “You would have gone and hidden from Myra at Mike’s farm instead of hiding here with me if you couldn’t stand me.”

Eddie pulls his bottom lip into his mouth; Richie has a point. He doesn’t know how right he is. Eddie would give anything to be going to California with Richie instead of to New York with Myra. He doesn’t have anything to retort. “Richie, I...I’m getting married. Right after college.”

“Things can change,” Richie’s voice has taken on a definite edge, but Eddie hears the hitch in his breath. It’s enough to make Eddie hide his face behind his comic to hide his own red eyes.

“I don’t know, Rich. I...mom already had me give her the ring.”

Richie is uncharacteristically silent before storming to the ladder, quickly scaling it. “Well, offer’s on the table. We all know that’s not gonna last.”

Eddie breathes out a quiet “Deal,” although he’s not sure Richie heard. He swears he sees Richie’s foot waver on the top rung when Eddie speaks, but when Richie keeps going, Eddie is afraid he didn’t hear him.

He doesn’t call Richie and apologize like he feels like he should.

*~*~*

It's 23 years before Eddie sees Richie again, 27 years after their first encounter with the clown that has killed so many, including sweet Stan, and took their memories of one another piece by piece. Everything was so murky when he got back to Derry at first, but now it's all clear as a bell, now that he's lying in a hospital bed, actually struggling to breathe for the first time in his life. 

He's not alone, though. It's not so scary. Richie and Beverly are holding his hands; Ben is rubbing at his feet because not only are his hands good for building delicate things, they're good at reflexology, too; Bill is settled on the bed with a hand on part of his chest that isn't torn, trying to be a steady force against which Eddie can start to regulate his breathing; Mike is stroking his hair from somewhere above. 

In all of it, he lets out a choked laugh. If he dies, he's not alone. 

He passes out shortly after staring Richie in the eyes, remembering their last encounter as teenagers. The way Richie ran away from him, and how this entire time he’d been home, Richie kept running back to him, protecting him just like he had all those years before. 

Richie's the only one in the room when Eddie wakes up for real, eyes fluttering open and then snapping shut against the startling sun, intruding through the windows. He's got a killer migraine, but he can breathe. 

Fuck, he can breathe.

His chest doesn't hurt. 

He lets one hand move across where there should be a gaping hole, but there's nothing. 

He feels someone sit on the bed next to him and gently take his hand. He recognizes those hands as Richie's, but he can't open his eyes. Even though he wants to look at Richie all the time, his head hurts too badly. 

"What happened?" Eddie slurred.

"We don't know." It is a quiet admission, and Richie starts stroking his thumb across the back of Eddie’s hand. "They had you in surgery and...you just started closing up? Everything's working perfectly, the doctors say you can go home soon." One knuckle strokes at Eddie's cheek. "You gotta open those doe eyes, though."

Eddie keeps them closed. "I don't wanna go home."

They're both quiet for a long moment, and Richie pulls his hand back down to where his other one is holding Eddie’s. "No?"

"No." Eddie shifts a little, moving his head from where the window is so that he can just barely squint. Nope. Still hurts. He shuts them tight again. "Where is everybody?"

"They had to go get everything packed up at the Inn, but they'll be back soon, Eds."

Eddie hums and tries to nod. Good. That gives them time to talk. "We had a deal."

Richie chuckles lowly; it's self-deprecating, a tone Eddie doesn't like him using. It's the only voice of Richie's he actually hates, just because it breaks his heart. "Yeah, that only works if you agreed to it and held up your end of the bargain, baby."

"I did agree to it," Eddie insisted, voice strained. He needs water, but he needs to finish this conversation more. "I don't wanna go home to Myra. I wanna find a new home with you."

There's a long pause, and Richie is frozen in place. "Bachelor life calling your name, hm?"

"No," Eddie insists. "I don't want that either."

Richie is still and quiet long enough for Eddie to almost open his eyes, fuck the pain, but right as he's doing so, Richie's lips are pressed against his own. His fingers keep Eddie’s chin tilted toward him as they kiss, soft and sweet and hesitant. Eddie melts, tears from the stress of this whole situation and sadness of a lifetime lost with his best friend hitting him hard while Richie coos at him. 

"Deal," Richie says softly, moving to kiss at Eddie's cheeks, his temples. "We'll find a new home, Eds, I promise. You don't gotta cry. You're okay. You're gonna walk out of here and we're gonna go home, baby. We're gonna spend as much time as we can with our friends, too, because life is too fuckin' short." 

Eddie lets out a little snort--when did Richie get so good with words?--and nods, finally able to flutter his eyes open all the way and smile at his friend, who looks just as tired and sick as Eddie feels.

"Close the blinds and lay down with me, Trashmouth," he insists, moving to make room. 

"Deal." 

If the other Losers come back to find them curled up together, Richie's face buried in Eddie’s hair and Eddie’s face finally blissful, they don't tease. 

They knew well enough. 

#reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #thank you krysta!!!!!! #krysta #I love you thank you for enabling this #it #My writing

[nanbaka-82]

No one asked and no one will probably read but here’s songs that remind me of some of my most beloved hypmic boyos (Yes I wrote this at five am and I was being biased) Alert this is very long and shitty don’t read if ya don’t wanna get a brain rot and I advise you not to break your mind before 2nd drb.

Bonus up top:

All Stars + Kotonohoto:

- This Is The Moment - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

CLASSIC LOVE IT KEEP GETTING DRB VIBES

- I’m Ready - AJR

THIS IS LIKE DIVISION ALL STARS VS KOTONOHOTO

Yotsutsuji:

- Three Thirty - AJR

IM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS ONE AT ALL but since he’s a character that we never really got to understand and analyze, or maybe the fact that he was put falsely into his comatose state pains me.

“You start thinking about the clock ticks, you get nervous, you start stressing, so how am I supposed to fit this, in three minutes, and thirty seconds?”

“Listen to my aching heart. Quick before you skip the song. We are human after all. And we. Don’t. Stay. For. Long”

Naughty Dialogue/MCD +:

- Bang - AJR 

JUST LOVE THE VIBE 

“I’m way too young to lie here forever (IchiKuko) I’m way too old to try so whatever (SamaSasa) so come hang! We’ll go out with a bang!”

- Partners in crime - ft. Ash Costello

The vibe too! Idk I really like it!

- A Bud Like You - AJR

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT FITS THEM EVEN MORE HELL YES

Naughty Busters: 

- Rope - Kulick

“I keep slipping on down but I can’t let go yet”

Pain 

- Kids In The Dark - All Time Low 

 “They left us alone, the kids in the dark, to burn out forever or light up a spark, we come together, state of the art, we’ll never surrender, so let the the world sing”

More pain but cute 

Mad Comic Dialogue:

- I’m Not Ok - Weathers 

HHHHH THIS SONG IS ONE OF MY FAVES

“IM JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE FUCKED UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE”

- Weak - AJR 

“But I’m weak, and what’s wrong with that? Boy oh boy I love it when I fall for that” (fall for each other those Lil gay boiz)

- Broken -lovelytheband 

“I like that you’re broken broken like me, maybe that makes me a fool?” (sasa)

“I like that you’re lonely lonely like me, I could be lonely with you” (sama)

“There’s something tragic, but almost pure, think I could love you, but I’m not sure” (sama)

“It’s something wholesome, it’s something sweet, tucked in your eyes that I’d love to meet” (sasa)”

- Rose Colored Boy - Paramore 

Y e s 

- Sober Up- AJR

“Hello hello, I’m not where I’m supposed to be, I hope that you’re missing me, cuz it makes me feel young”

*Cries in SamaSasa*

“Won’t you help me sober up? Growing up had made me numb, and I wanna feel something again. Won’t you help me sober up? All the big kids say I’m drunk and I wanna feel something again. Won’t you help me feel something again... how’s it go again?”

“And I wanna feel something again. I just wanna feel something again. (My favorite color is you)”

“Can I finally feel something again?”

*Cries in SamaSasa again*

Otome (I’m so in it for her):

Dollhouse - Melanie Martinez 

Just. Her backstory. Shit. 

Fling Posse:

- TMD (Talk Me Down) - R & R 

This song just reminds me of the overall relationship between fling posse! I’d make an edit but I’m lazy and sad 

- It’s On Us - AJR

(Honestly AJR is my emotional anchor and it’s obvious)

“It’s not your fault you don’t feel safe it’s not your fault so don’t take blame (no it’s on us)”

“We can try together, make it right together, we can fight together, it’s on us, though your trust is stolen, though your heart is broken, you are never broken, it’s on us” 

“We know what we need to do we’ll be there it’s not on you”

Now da main course:

Samatoki Aohitsugi:

- Karma - AJR : 

THAT PART WHERE ITS LIKE “Where the hell is the karma?” HNGGG

- Can I Get a Witness - Sonreal :

OKAY hear me out:

“I fell in love with you cuz you made me feel, I fell in love with you cuz you kept it real, but you changed up on me, you changed your flow, and now I’ve been hating on you every where I go”

BASICALLY YEAH AND THE REST OF THE SONG TOO

- Honest - Nico Collins 

No comment... 

- Middle Finger - BOHNES 

Oh god I love this song 

“But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can’t fly, not only will I soar again, I’ll own the fucking sky” 

“Livin like a riot, setting off the sirens, fists are clenched I’m fighting, soul has been ignited, ain’t got time for dying, I’m too busy thriving, more than just surviving, heart is beating violent”

And just so much more, this song reminds of his spirit that no matter how many times it’s been broke down just won’t give up, and I love it

- Little Poor Me - Layto 

“I tried hard you know I care, I care, I care, just a little poor me, just a little poor me”

The way he protected what he loved with all his heart, Sasara and Nemu, yet, he still lost them at the end. 

Jyuto Iruma:

The Car - Nightly 

Idk why it fits him—the feel of it I guess 

Ramuda Amemura (maNy but I chose):

- Rabbit Hole - AViVA 

Gives me the feel where he drags people down with him but wants to escape 

- Hypnotized - AViVA

I DONT EVEN GOTTA FUCKIN SAY IT

“Can’t you see you’re hypnotized? Locked inside those eyes. Now don’t you go out at night, you’ll end up hypnotized”

“Look into my eyes find it so appealing look into my eyes send your body reeling, now you’re hypnotized, drag you down down down”

Gentaro Yumeno:

- The Way - Layto

Not so sure about this one—but 

“New Speak, show and tell, this will be my hardest sell, wise men, always say, sadness raps in golden plate” 

Reminds me of how he was bullied and unsocial in school, also how his care takers were elders and made him happy 

- 100 Bad Days - AJR

“A 100 days made a hundred good stories, a 100 good stories make me interesting in parties” 

NSJSBSJJSISS LISTEN IT F I T S

Dice Arisugawa:

- Disaster Party - MAGIC GIANT

FUCKIN-THIS SONG IS SO DICE STFU AND

“You’re a brave heart, but you’re broken, and an Angel, but you’re choking”

THIS REMINDS ME OF HOW DICE SILENTLY ACKNOWLEDGES GENTARO AND RAMUDA BUT DOESNT PUSH INTO THEIR BUSINESS! WHAT A GOOD BOY WE HAVE oh and

“Throw away all your money” hhhhh

- I’m Not Famous - AJR 

Reminds me oh how he could have been literal royalty but decided to say fuck it

Hifumi Izanami:

- Echo - Crusher-P

We don’t talk about why I link this to fumi 

- Oh oh and there’s this part in Parents - Yungblud, “Hi nice to meetcha! Got nothing to believe in! So tell me when my breathing, stops-“ idk it reminds me of his phobia and past 

- Make you Mine - Public The Band

HHHH HES SOFT BBY OKAY 

Doppo Kannonzaka:

- Isolate - SubUrban

“Segregated, situated, hanging on, sophisticated, liberated, nauseated, I just want my medication, individuality and blue lights give me headaches, I’m not changing for the better, I’m just changing clothes on weekends”

Need I say more?

- Come Hang Out - AJR

I personally love this one 

“Come hang out cuz you’re outta your mind, you’re working so damn hard, you forgot what you like, come hang out, don’t you leave us behind. But, I’ll be there next time”

“Come hang out cuz you’re missing your life”

“Should I go for more clicks this year? Or should I follow the click in my ear?”

I feel like this song is from everyone who cares about him which is also me—

Jyushi Aimono/Hitoya Amaguni:

- Crybaby - Melanie Martinez

ABSOLUTELY NOT SHIPPING but the part where it’s like 

“I look at you and I see myself”

Makes me cry because I remember how Hitoya lost his brother to bullying then you have Jyushi so he wants to help the little boy live his life and achieve his goals, unlike his brother, sadly

Sasara Nurude:

- My Play - AJR 

Fucking. Just watch the official vid. That’s all. It’s about parent divorce and slaps.

“When I show you my play, will you pretend you didn’t know, if I make a mistake? It’s gonna get really really really really bad, before it’s okay. But maybe you’ll forget it all, while you’re watching my play” 

- Rose Colored Boy - Paramore 

OHH BOY I WROTE A WHOLE FIC ABOUT THIS ON WATTPAD 

- Istanbul (Not Constantinople) 

FUNNY FUNNY SONG CLOWN LIKE FUNNY FUNNY 

Rei:

- Hushh - AViVA 

Fucker got one. 

“Hush Hush, keep your pretty mouth shut, hush hush, lose your inhibitions”

- This Ain’t A Scene It’s An Arms Race - Fallout boy

Like HeLL.

“Fitting you with Weapons in the form of words, and don’t really care which side wins, as long as the room keeps singing that’s just the business I’m in”

“I’m not a shoulder to cry on, I digress, I’m a leading man, and the lies I weave are so intricate, oh so intricate” 

If you read this then congratulations why the fuck did you waste your time

#hypmic #hypnosis mic #badass temple #mcd #mad comic dialogue #buster bros #fling posse #matenro #matenrou #mad trigger crew #dotsuitare hompo #kotonohoto #naughty busters #party of words

[si-nging-ren]

*CRACKS KNUCKLES*

okay. ive decided im going to discontinue the jirou x reader fanfic "wrong number, my bad" for a number of reasons that i will get into in a bit. i have also, however, decided to create an smau for hawks (probably not, but who ive decided on for now) x reader, based on something more personal about me. the goal of the story being more personal is to give me a better layout for how it should continue on and the feelings can be more genuine than me making up stories on a whim and hoping they work. i will give out the plan for wnmb, however, so that anybody interested can still understand how the story wouldve ended.

now as for why im abandoning wnmb.

1. i dont feel the energy to write it anymore. i dont like where the story is going, and with my current mental state and status at school, i dont have the ability to start over or try again. i font have the ideas for the story and just dont vibe with it.

2. mental reasons. i can't stick to the schedule i made for the story as well as i used to be able to, and also personal mental health reasons that sort of keep me from doing so.

3. there are personal life reasons that cause this, but jirou has slowly evolved into somewhat of a discomfort character. i dont want to get into the reasons as to why, but i dont like her that much and bad memories come up whenever i try to sit with her in my head for too long.

thats really all for why i dont want to continue wnmb, but for anybody interested, here was the plan as to how the story was planned out (via notes):

- [x] yn and mina and ochaco do be talking doe

- [x] basically introductions

- [x] same with jirou baku toko yaomomo and denks

- [x] but THEN

- [x] yn and jirou talk :DDD

- [x] jirou basically says that theyre not annoying

- [x] yn says their typical clown shit

- [x] "aidjskjdh thanks you daddy 🥺"

- [x] jirou doesnt answer for a wholeass hour

- [x] "sorry had to go to church and clense from that sin"

- [x] "o-oh okay 😔 daddy doesnt love me"

- [x] "there are so many things wrong with that"

- [x] "😳😳😳"

- [x] "im starting to wish that i blocked you"

- [x] "nONONONONO IM SORRY"

- [x] "nyways what did you wanna talk about d-"

- [x] "......."

- [x] "arling :)))"

- [x] poor jirou just wanted to know about who they are

- [x] "name, hobby, talent, interests, whatever i just wanna know about you"

- [x] yn hops over to twitter all "omg theyre so sweet 🥺🥺🥺"

- [x] naturally ochaco and mina are all "fake bestie wtf are u talking about"

- [x] yn is laughing awkwardly and is just,,, "oh nothing 😳😳"

- [x] (nobody believes them)

- [x] then they ask about jirou but she has to give false info

- [x] except for her gender its fine if she says that

- [x] she hops over to the squad

- [x] panicking

- [x] "guys wtf i think i just committed a crime"

- [x] "nono youre fine what happened"

- [x] "i made a fake identity so the person who contacted me wouldnt know it was me"

- [x] "do they even know you???"

- [x] "YES they said they really liked our music and im PANICKING"

- [x] "okok calm down its not illegal or anything"

- [x] "i think"

- [x] "YOU T H I N K ? "

- [x] "yeah sorry :// but like you did this to yourself lmaooo"

- [x] jirou awkwardly hops back to yn

- [x] "yeah i think that band is pretty cool too im actually friends with some of them"

- [x] i mean its not false

- [x] ":ooo omg rlly?????? theyre so cool aaa 🥺🥺 maybe we can meet one day at one of their concerts 👉👈 jkjk...... unless 😳"

- [x] little did they know

- [x] LMAOO jk

- [x] kinda

- [ ] they end up talking for hoursss and mina and ochaco ask one day if they wanna hang out

- [ ] theyre all "hell yesss 🥴 where we goin??"

- [ ] a bar. they go to a fucking bar. (btw its to celebrate minas new job thingyyy)

- [ ] drink responsible kiddosss

- [ ] nyways afterwards she ends up talking to jirou bout how shes super nice and would love to be friends with her more

- [ ] jirou has gay panic tm

- [ ] like actually theyre rlly cute fuck

- [ ] yn asks if they can call since theyve never heard her voice or seen her

- [ ] jirous all ".....theyre drunk they wont recognize my voice"

- [ ] also shes rlly groggy since its TWO IN THE DAMN MORNING

- [ ] jirou calls her and yn asks if she wants to meet someday bby doesnt understand okay

- [ ] jirou panics and asks if they can get to know each other more first

- [ ] yn is hurt but understands and agrees

- [ ] yn asks to play 20 questions

- [ ] jirou asks if theyre a preteen jokingly

- [ ] yn whines and says its either that or a drinking game

- [ ] not wanting yn to drink anymore, she sighs and agrees

- [ ] she ends up finding out:

1. yn has a cat

2.

3. thats it, yn passed out

- [ ] jirou fell asleep on call later nd they didnt hang up until jirou woke up later and realized that awake yn would recognize her

- [ ] she quickly hung up and then sent them a good morning text

- [ ] bitches be playin

- [ ] but yn doesnt mind theyre a gay, dumb clown

- [ ] yn asks what minas job was since they never found out- god their dumb

- [ ] mina says its the typical teaching thing but its for ome of yns favorite bands

- [ ] "ooh, who are they?"

- [ ] "they said their name was blackbear! pretty sure youve talked about them some times before"

- [ ] "omygod mina you dont understnad if you could somehow find a way for me to find them i would literally marry u"

- [ ] "please dont. but ill try boo dw"

- [ ] she ends up doing it

- [ ] but inbetween then they end up getting rlly close like numerous calls and texts and learning more about each other until they realize they like her

- [ ] yn is super happy all "bro u guys are so awesome"

- [ ] bby girl is vibrating.

- [ ] LMAOO YOU WANNA KNOW JOWNTHEY FIND OUT

- [ ] THEY AND JIROU END UP BECOMING RLLY CLOSE LIKE THEY FRIENDSSSS

- [ ] AND SHE ASKS FOR THEIR NUMBER

- [ ] THEIR STILL JITTERY BTW SO THEYRE LIKE WOAH RLLY???? ID LOVE TO BRO

- [ ] AND JIROU PUTS HER NUMBER IN YNS PHONE AND SEES THE NAME "nd strikes" COME UP ND SHES LIKE "HUH MUST BE A GLITCH"

- [ ] BUT YNS ALL

- [ ] "HAHA SOMEONE NAMED "BBY" CAME UP WHEN I TYPED IN MY NUMBER I WONDER WHO THAT IS"

- [ ] "MAYBE I TYPED IT WRONG" CAUSE BBY IS DUMB

- [ ] MEANWHILE JIROU IS PANICKED CAUSE "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEYRE BBY"

- [ ] SO SHE HANDS THEM THIER PHONE BACK AWKWARDLY AND YN SEES THEIR OLD MESSAGES AND PANICKS

- [ ] "HOLD UP IS STARS JIROU????? HAHHA NO IM BLIND AN D DUMB SURELY NOT"

- [ ] SO THEYRE LIKE "DID U EVER TELL ANYONE UR NAME IS STARS"

- [ ] AND JIROU JUST SIGHS AND IS CLEARLY IN PAIN AND IS JUST "YEAH THATS ME"

- [ ] ALL YN DOES IS LAUGH AND GO "YO THATS KINDA GAY"

- [ ] JIROU IS PAINED

- [ ] LIKE SHE THINKS THEIR GONNA HATE HER BUT????? NO??????????? SHES CONFUSED LMAOO

- [ ] yn blinks and realizes she should probably confess or smth

- [ ] "uhm, jirou?"

- [ ] "yeah whats up?"

- [ ] "aCTUALLY NVM ILL TELL YOU LATER-"

- [ ] later in a call they say it

- [ ] jirou is rlly smart and all but her first thought was "its cause of who i am. this happened immediately after."

- [ ] some part of her is screaming that its feelings and that she likes them back but she ignores it.

- [ ] like this has to be bad right???

- [ ] nyways jirou ghosts her like a clown and rants to the band b-wordssss gc

- [ ] yn cries to the babiest of the babies 🥺🥺🥺 gc

- [ ] yn asks if she just doesnt care about them now that shes seen them

- [ ] jirou realizes "wait fuck maybe im wrong"

- [ ] spoiler alert: she is

- [ ] she sort of goes "i didnt rlly think that you actually liked me actually

- [ ] yn starts crying

- [ ] (this is over call btw)

- [ ] "why tf wouldnt i?!"

- [ ] "bc you confessed right after you knew who i was"

- [ ] "istfg so our conversations just dont matter ig"

- [ ] jirou is confused

- [ ] like??? she gets that theyre mad but she does understand why so much

- [ ] "listen i just need to know if you like me back or not please. before i start crying again."

- [ ] she decided to not comment on how they were already crying

- [ ] "yes i like you okay"

- [ ] "do you actually?"

- [ ] "yes. istag that i actually like you and im not shitting u. if you want ill go there rn"

- [ ] ".....yes pls"

- [ ] "i need your address though"

- [ ] "oh yeah– its *address*"

- [ ] jirou arrives all nervous and shit

i didn't have anything planned out after that, but it was probably gonna be a kiss scene or something idk

#jirou x reader #wnmb #wrong number my bad #jirou kyouka #kyouka x reader #writers

[aviatrickss]

I fucking beat Hades on my 100th run (full disclosure - I turned on god mode around my 75th run so)! That’s so fucking long but also I’ve never played a roguelite before and the narrative oomph of it makes me 😌 15110 foes slain bby!!

Athena’s Deflection Dash + eternal spear flurry jab is 10/10 would recommend

Also beating him w Varatha...... the narrative symbolism.... mama mia....

The Hades fight is brutal like... mechanics-wise but also they really don’t pull any fuckin punches w the dialogue huh

God and at the end when he asks Zag to tell Persephone that Cerberus is doing very well....

I think I started crying when Zag sees the sun for the first time and I didn’t stop until after he was back in the House. Hooooly god that was a lot

(Okay but does this mean charizard zag is a real thing??? I am confusion about that but)

God, it’s so shitty but it’s so fucking funny that Hades response to everything is just to try and gaslight Zag and not admit that the fight/Zag escaping ever happened sndnenxbsbxbsb

Random other stuff unrelated to that:

There should be a button to hug Hypnos. This funky clown boy needs more love.

Achilles and Patroclus really invented Misunderstandings As A Way To Prolong Gay Yearning Into A Slowburn, huh.

Speaking of. The way Zag’s voice lights up when you hear the bell toll and he just says “Than...” in the most relieved/awed/in love voice.... and then Than’s voice being SO fucking soft and tender when he’s like “I’ve got you”......... what the fuck. That should be illegal

I got my first bond thing??? Idk really what that means but it’s w Cerberus lmao

When Demeter calls you Little Sprout 🥺

Meg please stop telling me how I am ruining your life, if the game let me give you a sack of satyr bits to stay out of my way I would do that :(

Two runs before I finally made it out, I got to the point where I beat Hades the one time and Zag is SO not an asshole about it, like I would’ve been dancing on his beat up body. Except then!!!!! Fuckface heals ALL the way back up and truly just starts Beating the Shit Out Of You and Zag’s little “Father!” Ohhhhhhhh my god. I think I needed that rage to get me to the end (yknow after I died to the bone hydra for the first time in 45 runs bc of Depression)

Than really does just show up, slay a bunch of wretches, throw a gift at your head, and leave, huh.

#hades #delete later

[sanity-jester]

Smiley the Clown

#Clown OC #Clown #TW blood #Smiley #The clown of smiles and balloons #even stitching #was onced named Flesh #gay clown bby #4/5 redrawn #my art #Sanity

[softerhaze]

✨ ☁️ List 5 facts about your most favorite Sim of yours and send this to 10 Simblrs whose Sims you adore ☁️ ✨

thank you sm for sending this bby! i’m gonna do this for millie because she’s the best bean

despite being a cancer sun like jasper, she’s not a clown and literally doesn’t act like a cancer. like at all, and anyone who cared to guess would probably say she’s an aries because she’s completely unhinged

her fave song to cover is my kind of woman by mac demarco because she can make it gay

is the better twin in every way and she knows it

not a clueless lesbian; she’s actually really good at picking up on ~vibes~ but that doesn’t mean she knows how to act on them

often lies and says the scar on lip is the product of a fist fight when in reality she just ate shit on a skateboard :/ she’s never been in a fight, ever

#replies #baby u are my ANGEL #thank you again for sending this! #i'll try to not be an ass and remember to send it to other people too omg #scftskies #this is what the edit was for honk honk

[byrneing]

☄ tagged by @blk-xniverse to answer some questions & tag 20 blogs ☄

(thanks!:,-))

name/nickname: byrne

gender: gender-ambivalent ?? woman-y? 

star sign: cancer bby

height: 5′6ish 

birthday: july 8

favorite bands: july talk, explosions in the sky, stars, the beaches, the decemberists, against me!, mcr, pinegrove, radical face, radiator hospital, tegan & sara

fave solo artists: mitski, all the individual members of boygenius, childish gambino, hozier, mal blum, regina spektor, chika, waxahatchee, medusa (<- check out medusa 4 sure!!! they’re a trans artist from my city and make electric dark pop/pure power bops/genre-undefinable music 4 the gays. they’re fantastic, highly recommend danny phantom, daisy-pusher, & woof)

[idk honestly as soon as someone asks me about music i totally blank i’m sure i’m missing some fave bands/artists] 

song stuck in my head: Topeka by Ludo 

last movie: Soul

last show: Russian Doll

when i created this blog: i think 2011-2012, i had a different blog for a year or two before i made this one as a secret depression sideblog (how far we’ve come!) 

last thing i googled: nike of samothrace to make a pin for my etsy shop! 

do i get asks: every now and then? 

following: 511 blogs but like ... 20 are active lmao 

why did i choose this url: turn name in2 word ,, (i’ve had people ask, it’s pronounced “burning”, idk if that reads if you don’t know my name)

average hours of sleep: 3 or like 14 it’s one or the other

lucky number(s): 4 

instruments: i used to play piano and violin but i can’t really do either anymore unfortunately 

what im wearing: red sweats and a big white t shirt with a bat that says “protect our nocturnal pollinators” 

dream trip: i wanna do so many it’s really hard to choose :,-( there’s very few places i don’t dream of going to 

favorite food: hmmmm maybe japanese style curry i crave that shit constantly

favorite song: i h8 this question bc it depends so heavily on my mood but i have to go with Your Ex Lover Is Dead by Stars bc i have so many feelings attached to it and i’ve loved it for so long

top 3 fictional universes id like to live in: *puts on my clown shoes & says h*rry p*tter bc joanne is a disgrace but i’m not a liar either*, pokemon, & scott pilgrim bc i’d love a little video game magical realism

☆Tagging☆ @ofotherthings @iloamyou @caffeineandcomedyqueen @stopblowingholesinmeship @olioiloli @akimichiqueer @qunarri @injoynow @theshydyke @purplexed @pukesea .......that’s enuff i’m sorry

#i haven't seen a tag thing in a long time this was kinda fun #if you want to do it just go for it!! i tagged u :-) #about me #text post

[shirtlesssammy]

2x02: Everybody Loves a Clown

Then:

Dean wore cute hospital PJs once. And I’m being really flippant over a very cool Then sequence. 

Now:

Medford, Wisconsin

At a fair, the locals are enjoying the rides, and carnies, and clowns (and fire breathers--I mean, I spent many a summer at the county fair in my youth, but I guess, never the one in Medford, WI...wow.) A family with a young girl is enjoying the day. The daughter sees a clown in the distance and waves. 

Yay CLOWNS! If the fucking thing didn’t look like Pennywise’s depressed cousin, maybe I wouldn’t be so skeptical right now. 

Later that night the family drives home in their little Smart Car when the daughter sees Pennywise’s cousin again. Even later, the daughter, hopped up on cotton candy and Fun Dip, can’t sleep. She looks outside to see Pennywise’s cousin chillin’ in her backyard. TOTES NOT CREEPY. She races downstairs to let him inside. 

Meanwhile, the brothers give their father a hunter’s funeral. Sam is overwhelmed and wants to know if John said anything to Dean before he died. WHelps, NO Sam, NOT AT ALL. Dean lets a Single Man Tear fall because he’s not emotional and not lying and not a big ball of pain and anger and relief and guilt. 

One week later, Dean’s at Bobby’s fixing up Baby (and finally grooving to the actual music of the show, thx Netflix for always ruining my season 1 experience). 

For Is This Pornography Science:

Sam wants Dean to admit SOMETHING. Dean wants to bury it all REAL deep and continue to fix his soul car in silence. 

Sam also has a voicemail on their dad’s phone from a woman named Ellen. They agree to head out to find the woman. 

Sidenote: I love that the minivan only plays AM 70’s music. GOLD. 

Anyway, they end up at a place called the Roadhouse. They head inside to the seemingly deserted bar. There’s a man sleeping on the pool table. Dean is accosted by a young woman with a shotgun. He gets the better hand without issue though. She punches him though and Sam comes out from the back at the end of another gun. Boy, this is a real fun crowd. 

Meet Ellen and Jo Harvelle. They know Sam and Dean, but Sam and Dean don’t know them. And I know John is fresh in his grave, but fuck you, man. Way to isolate and terrorize your children their whole lives. Ellen tells them she could help with the demon. She then puts it together that John is not alright. Sam admits that the demon probably got him. 

Ellen tells them that Ash can help them with their cause. Enter: Ash and all his mullet glory. 

Dean and Ash flirt unnecessarily. Ash is a genius and can’t believe what John accomplished. (I mean, what does a genius have to do with hunting, but ok. Sam and Dean are geniuses too but I’d say it’s their street smarts that’s kept them in the game this long.) 

Anyway, Ash can track the demon. He just needs time. Dean tells Ash that he really likes his hair, and then the camera thought that was too gay so it cuts to Jo’s butt. It’s a cute butt and all, but Dean’s still very bisexual. 

Sam asks Ellen about a folder of case information. 

Dean asks Jo about how Ellen got caught up in the hunter life. Jo’s dad was a hunter. He passed away. There’s a moment of Dean thinking about Jo in more than a friendly stranger way but that passes really quickly. Jo calls him out but Sam interrupts (as he does). He’s caught a case!

Sam actively wants to pursue a killer clown case. What kind of upside down world are we living in? Oh right, the world where Sam works cases to process/push through his grief. The brothers try to figure out what’s happening. Dean wonders if it’s a cursed object since it’s moving from town to town with the carnival and it’s happened in the past. Time to find that needle in a haystack!

At the carnival, a disillusioned kid wanders around the funhouse with his dad. He sees Pennywise’s cousin. 

He’s scared but his dad tells him they’re his friends. That night, little Evan lets his new friend into his home to murder his parents. Boy, I dread thinking about the panel of therapists he’ll need in life.

The brothers decide to pose as carnival workers to blend in to find the cursed object. Dean immediately gets off on the wrong foot with one of the carnival workers, who is blind and has an apparent hair trigger temper. Papazian, the worker, is also adept at whirling blades right into a bullseye which is definitely #goals. Dean then pulls an older brother and makes Sam sit in the clown chair during their interview. “This place is a refuge for outcasts,” the carnival manager says. SOLD!

The boys patrol the carnival with EMF meters, until Sam discovers a real human skeleton dangling in the funhouse. YEESH. Papazian overhears Dean talking about the case over his phone and stops him to ask about “EMF” and “skeletons.” Dean scrambles for an explanation. Um, they’re writing a book about...ghosts! Phew! Saved it, Dean Bean. Before the end of the day Sam and Dean witness another kid who sees an invisible clown. Dun dun DUN. 

Sam and Dean tail the family to their home and then sit outside waiting for the clown to appear. It’s much later when a light turns on in the house. The little girl is awake and she’s ready to bring in her new playmate!

My GOD. 

Dean and Sam intercede in the most shotgunniest of ways, by breaking into the house and blasting away at the clown. The clown suddenly fades to nothing and launches out the door.  

Invisible clown on the loose? G R E A T

Later that morning, the Winchesters ditch the van in the woods off the side of the road.

While they walk, they discuss emotions. Sam pushes Dean to grieve in a healthier, more open way. But Dean is OKAY, he’s FINE! He pushes Sam in return to deal with their Dad’s death and stop trying to bury himself in hunting. 

Later, with emotions safely squashed into a tiny space in their chests again, they go over the case. Ellen’s crew turned up a likely suspect: they’re dealing with a rakshasa, which feeds on people and can turn invisible. They eat every 20-30 years so it lines up with the earlier carnival. Carnival manager Cooper worked at both carnivals, and is now their top suspect. 

Sam breaks into Cooper’s trailer, while Dean heads to Papazian to borrow a brass rakshasa-killing knife. Papazian invites Dean to look for the knife in a trunk, only Dean discovers a clown wig inside. “You?” Dean asks before Papazian morphs out on him.

Dean breaks out of the trailer and runs into Sam. He didn’t get the knife, but he found the killer! Good job? Unfortunately Papazian is currently in invisible mode. Sam races for the funhouse to get some brass, heading for the piping hot pipe organ to steal a few blades. 

In the funhouse, knives whirl out of nowhere, pinning Dean to the wall. He pulls the fire extinguisher system and the invisible shape gets trapped in the mist and strobe light. The Winchesters stab it with a brass pipe and it fades away into a pile of clothes. 

Back at Ellen’s bar, Jo congratulates them on a successful hunt. She heavily hints that Sam’s a third wheel and Sam miraculously leaves so that Jo can make her move.

Dean admits that he’d be heavily on the side of massive flirtation, but he’s been having a rough time lately. “Wrong place, wrong time,” Jo surmises. Yep! 

Ash wanders in. He scraped out all the data from John’s notes and turned it into a genuine demon tracking program on his computer. He’ll notify the Winchesters if omens turn up. 

Ellen offers the Winchesters spare beds but they head back to Bobby’s so Dean can drink and work on his car and pretend that he doesn’t feel things. Sam admits that he’s got a lot to work through about their Dad’s death. He feels guilty that he never mended fences with their dad, and admits that he isn’t okay. He tells Dean that he knows he’s feeling the same. Dean admits his own feelings, except instead of words he uses a crowbar to bash the living hell out of the rear trunk of his soul. I mean car. Dean bby

DEAN SMASH:

I feel like a friggin’ soccer mom!

Was there an article in the Demon Hunters Quarterly that I missed?

I know what you're thinking, Sam. Why did it have to be clowns?

“Planes crash!” “And apparently clowns kill!”

I swear, the next person who asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches

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