gay people. ballister spending half the movie firmly believing that if he just talks to ambrosius, ambrosius will believe him. and when he does. god. first off that imagery of the devil and angel on their shoulders respectively for ambrosius & the director and ballister & nimona. mwah. masterpiece. anyways. when they finally. finally. get a second face to face. ambrosius not believing him. did you ever really know me at all. what are you going to do kill me too. insane. happy pride to ballister ambrosius and their ten minute divorce. and THEN. the fucking. god. scene between them at the bar. nice homage. insane. but yeah. because i love you. oh but thee brainwashing. ambrosius the hero the goldenboy easily believing everything he's told. i want to go back to the way things were. anyways i had a point here i swear i had a point. he cut off his fucking arm ambrosius you sick son of a bitch i love you
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Edit: HOLY CRAP I'M IN THE ATLANTIC??? WHAT???
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if a lesbian makes a post about how they like not being attracted to men and that they like being lesbians, you should not feel compelled to respond to said post by saying “but being attracted to men is a gift!” or “you shouldn’t have pride in not being attracted to men,” “that’s __phobic” etc. it’s unnecessary and frankly lesbophobic
so i know that “understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is like super iconic but “oh my god ryan you will not believe this. it’s nothing.” and “yeah i’ve heard of bears” are really giving it a run for its money
I think my favorite part of the “never loyal a day in my life and I still saw you in the raw” scene (aside from literally all of it) is the implication that seeing Harrow naked was a treat. A perk. A good thing that only good little penitents get. As opposed to a traumatizing ordeal, which I think would better fit the hideous witch from hell defense mechanism dialogue Gideon’s been spouting this whole time.
fit mc planning on giving shane a flower????? you remembered his birthday well enough to say "it's raining on shane's birthday" as soon as you woke up???? fit mc?? 🤨🏳️🌈❓
ok so u know that feeling when u go out to a store and you notice that the cashier is Obviously Gay-- bc their hair/pins/vibe/whatever are a giveaway-- and u wanna let them know that you're Also Gay, but you cant mention it verbally bc that would be Weird, so u just sort of stare at them real hard hoping to telepathically communicate???