there is no heterosexual explanation for this photo. kakashi, who is closed off and very against physical contact, is sleeping soundly under his rival’s body. if this is not solid evidence that they’re married idk what is.
Hashirama, to Obito: but I know what the real question is, how did your dad and I get married? well, I'm pleased to tell you that after years and years of asking, asking and asking... I finally said yes.
The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.
Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.
Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Post-Chapter 699 (Naruto), POV Uchiha Sasuke, BAMF Uchiha Sasuke, there's really a tag for bamf uchiha sasuke i'm losing my MIND, there's also "protective uchiha sasuke" but this fic should be PROTECTING uchiha sasuke thanks, there was only ONE BED except that's the entire 200K fic you know, i don't think i know how to do tags correctly
Word Count: 203,535
Chapters: 25/25
Rating: Explicit
(y'all i finally read this and it's GREAT jskfkgk)