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antomatkoen · 17 days

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cheeky bastard soap at it again 🙄

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod mw2 #ghoap #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #soapghost #ghoap fluff #theyre so gay #i love soap being an insubordinate little shit and ghost just letting him off cause he’s weak in the knees for the man #they’re smitten for eachother yall

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yharnamsnewslug · 2 years

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The RuPaulication of being gay. The TikTokification of being gay. Both are the same, in a way that it also feels like capitalism taking over, where you've to buy certain accessories, like certain music, watch certain shows, dress a certain way to be Gay EnoughTM, and if you do not, then you're absolutely out of the loop and are not considered gay.

There's a lot I could say about it, especially about how it's very fucking American above all and based around English second of all, and third of all, I just can't stand a lot of pop music and I'm goddamn tired of every Cis Gay Over 30 either gasping at me for not listening to Cher/Beyonce/Insert Pop Artist or Cis Gay Under 30 gasping at me for not listening to Taylor fucking Jet Fuel Swift.

I'm so tired of "gay icons" being cis women that make music videos with huge rainbows and says performative shit that has Feminism 101 written all over it. I hate that being gay is an AestheticTM now. I hate that every queer has to have a common fucking vocabulary that's native only to English-speaking, online-dwelling, TikTok-addict people. It's so infuriating to be giggled at by people because you just don't fucking care about wearing certain clothes that THEY consider gay enough.

Seriously, I fucking hate it.

#nico.txt #this is a huge vent but like #im not into Beyonce #im not into taylor swift #im not into any of the shit that people keep claiming is gay #i dont have MONEY FOR THE SHIT YALL SAY IS GAY #i gotta wait for my salary to kick in before i consider buying some clothes and if im gonna do it im gonna buy something i enjoy #not something that alleviates your fucked up gay radar #i dont want to be in your radar get the fuck away from me

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wingsofhcpe · 10 months

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actually there's a huge difference between queerbaiting/"Hey guys look how gay these two are haha they're definitely gonna end up together, give us views uwu oh- never mind oops they're going to superhell" and "Hey it's 2004-2012 and there's no way we can get away with having our protags/main couple be two gay men but we really want to show these two are soulmates so we'll do it through subtext and underlying messages and by literally telling you over and over again their relationship is the most stable and important in the entire show, and the ending will imply they lived and died together", and it's insane that some of yall don't see how these two are not the same fucking thing.

#saw a very Shit Take about hilson earlier and im like. hm. some of yall have no idea what gay rep was like before 2016ish and it shows!#i feel like usa queer ppl have forgotten that this is actually still the norm about queer rep in most non-USA places #or are young enough/new enough in fandom that they dont know this was actually the most we'd get at the time #like if it was queerbaiting it would eventually be played as a joke Haha No Homo #but it wasnt. like. their relationship was shown to be THE most stable and important one in both their lives & the show overall #they literally destroyed their LIVES to be with each other. repeatedly.#anyway i could write an entire 10 page thesis on the matter but i have an actual exam in three hrs so. another time #house md #hilson #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #house x wilson

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qprstobin · 6 months

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Every time a fic says something about how Steve doesn't clock as queer to people and half the time this leads to people being like wary of him in gay clubs or something I'm just woebejdk please be so serious rn. Look how well dressed that fucker is. He matches his shoes with his outfit and wears little polos. He third wheeled his best friend and his girlfriend for years. None of these make him queer but people acting like there haven't been gay rumors about him from the moment he hit middle school are lying to themselves.

#gaydar shit is bad but some of yall are just wowheeodbdodk #esp when youre like oh but look how gay eddie looks #eddie doesnt look gay guys #he dresses like every other straight metal head and flirts with cheerleaders in the middle of the cafeteria #like maybe he is gay but nothing about the way he looks makes him look gay anymore than steve lol #fandom wank #can you tell one ot the things the discord is angry about today

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rjl11898 · 5 months

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ok part 2 (part 1)

#my art #incorrect quotes #incorrect tumblr posts #imogen temult #laudna #ashton greymoore #fresh cut grass #fcg #orym of the air ashari #orym #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #bells hells #critical role #imodna #callowmoore #critical role memes #shitpost #BEFORE YALL SAY SHIT- Ashton is nonbinary so all sex they have is gay sex (i can speak to this as i am nonbinary and all my sex is also gay

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greghatecrimes · 3 months

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On Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

5x11 "Joy to the World", Virginia Woolf // 5x13 "Big Baby", what does love mean? by Ladan Lashkari, 5x20 "Simple Explanation" // 5x10 "Let Them Eat Cake", Foundry by Mikko Harvey // 6x03 "Epic Fail" // 6x07 "Teamwork", The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde // 5x20 "Simple Explanation", P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han

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willthespy · 3 months

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repost bc you people always forget about bianca

YES, THIS IS PROPAGANDA AGAIN!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE THE DI ANGELO SIBLINGS!!! 🪦🗡️

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sonicattos · 6 months

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fighting strategies to try out on ur rival

#ughhh i know some of yall would like this but it’s so embarrassing showing ship are like ugh here’s stupid gay shit i drew because i was-#-bored lol #i also just know some of yall don’t like it and i feel bad idk..#saltcat doodles #sonadow #shadonic

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qqueenofhades · 11 months

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#hilary for ts #HOLY *SHIT* YALL #THIS PRIDE MONTH DID NOT COME TO FUCK AROUND #i can't even express how influential this fuckwad was to the anti gay crusades of the 80s and 90s #too bad he lived so long but i am sure satan was waiting eagerly nonetheless

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samijey · 10 months

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Sami and Jey at it again with the tags at WWELive Dublin (feat. a very relatable Kevin and some unexpected homophobia from Elton Prince of all people)

#jey uso #sami zayn #samijey #wwe #kevin owens #stuff i made #PLEASE WHAT ARE THEY DOING #YALL HAVEN'T EVEN TECHNICALLY MADE PEACE ONSCREEN YET #why is jey acting like he's savoring the moment #you stop that bs right now sir #i cant believe pretty deadly ruined it #they really said no one is allowed to out-gay us huh #also lmfao at karl not giving a shit about any of what's happening meanwhile doc is intrigued

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noose-lion · 1 year

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The look of mild irritation Chuuya often gives Dazai in the manga is severely underated.

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dyketubbo · 9 months

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not to be a woman womaning all over the place but i feel like if you genuinely like. do not have friends that are women then you have something to work on. if you cant think of any female characters that you treat the same way you do male characters then you have something to work on. if you cant handle even seeing "i dont like being called a guy/bro/lad/etc because it doesnt feel gender neutral to me" but can understand when one of your masc besties is uncomfortable with being called girlie or sister then you have something to work on. if your default in regards to how you handle other people and even characters is to assume masculinity then you have something to work on. if you cant even let women and otherwise feminine people speak about our experiences without bringing up how you suffer too then you have something to work on.

it doesnt matter if youre queer or a poc or a minority in whatever which way, if you do not include women in your life and cant even stand a fucking inch of genuine feminism (and i dont mean terfs but god is it fucking agonizing that thats all you people can think of when you hear feminism anymore) where the point is to treat women, all women, equally then you have something to work on. listen to women, even the ones whose experiences completely dont align with yours (hell ESPECIALLY the ones whose experiences completely dont align with yours). just like how we all have to check ourselves for racism, ableism, queerphobia, we all have to check ourselves for misogyny too. stop acting like it got solved at some point. it still exists and it exists within you and you have to actually fucking work on that. "women should be included in your life and you should listen to them" shouldnt be a hard goddamn pill to swallow.

#mask mews #truly i dont think if you can call yourself a feminist then thats a red flag. actually. like legit #yes fuck terfs we all fucking hate terfs but if thats all you can think of when you hear feminism youre letting them win #youre lettin the misogynistic assholes who call people 'feminazis' win. the mras the pieces of shit who treat our rights like a debate topic #and no transmascs yall are not exempt from them just because youve experienced misogyny too #i see misogyny from queer men all the time and yall need to stop acting like being a minority #prevents you from being harmful to other minorities #black men often perpetuate misogynoir. trans men often perpetuate transmisogyny. gay men often perpetuate lesbophobia #just as women can perpetuate the harmful shit against all of those groups too #we're all being shit to each other and we all need to check ourselves and im tired of people acting #like its just okay to like. exclude women from shit #its exhausting and its misogynistic and i think especially in this fandom none of you ever moved on from thinking gaming is only for men #watch yourselves. watch how you talk about women. about femininity.#how when yall talk about the annoying cis white women #its clear which of yall are annoyed about the cis white parts. and which of yall are annoyed about the woman part

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yugiohio · 1 year

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Sometimes a friend group is just an anxious gay boy, a disaster bisexual and the only straight woman who deserves rights

#Lemonade Manow you are my one and only #between us #between us the series #uwma #until we meet again #winteam #team #pharm #manow #text post #thai bl #damn yall relax this is also about 3 Will Be Free now because tbh NeoShinMew embodied this shit to their queer ass cores #3wbf #three will be free #3 will be free #yall niggas really in my tags disappointed that I'm not talking about 3wbf like that show doesn't own me #i have a poster on my wall that I fuckin MADE lmao I get it #also also I literally don't believe that Mew is straight so in my heart of gay ass hearts this really does not apply to her but yall go off

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elysiuminfra · 16 days

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i love it (sarcasm) when other trans people act like conservatives when trans and nonbinary people don't conform to their standards of transness. its all "gender is what you make of it" until someone performs gender in a way you don't like and then its all youre not trans enough / youre mentally ill / you're TOO much of a freak. its all fun and games until a trans woman doesn't want to voice train, or a lesbian uses he/him pronouns, or a nonbinary person looks "too much like their agab" heavy quotation marks, or someone uses neopronouns. "gender doesn't matter!" until it does, apparently. like who cares. who actually cares this much about anything. i just want us to live.

#thoughts #some of yall are strange and unusual about trans people that aren't exactly like you................#ive noticed though this is mostly a twitter issue #but ive seen people be weird on tumblr too.#I JUST WANT US TO LIKE MAKE IT. MAN. YOU KNOW #ITS GETTING DIRE.#instead of arguing on the internet about shit that DOES NOT MATTERRRRR maybe try to like #make friends with other trans people. and go to gay brunch #i promise you the quality of your life will go up if you go to gay brunch.

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brrrkdslek · 4 months

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MY MISTERESS </3

wooyoung giggled excitedly as he rode the elevator upwards to your office, he'd plan to surprise you since you were getting off work early. he bought your favourite flowers and even dressed nicely to see you.

wooyoung had to be the luckiest boy in this entire country as an independent and rich woman like yourself would go for a guy like him, he was over the moon during the first few dates. and it lead to more.

the security guards didn't even bother to glance at wooyoung as he came all the time, so often some people thought he was your intern or something. he jogged and felt his heart race upon nearing your door. he held the handle and took a deep breath before pushing it open, smile dropping as he sees another man inside, holding your hand and saying nice words to you.

you weren't smiling, he noticed. but yet, he couldn't stop the bubbling thoughts in his head, does she not want me anymore? am i not good enough? was i just her entertainment? do i mean nothing to- "wooyoung." your calming voice never failed to send shivers down his spine, he looked around, "he's gone now, you can come here."

you patted your lap as wooyoung regained a small smile and walked over towards you, shoving the flowers in your face, "surprise! i got them for you since i knew you were getting off early today!" your smile only grew wider upon seeing his lovely grin. "oh, i'm so pleased my love." taking hold of the bouquet, you took a deep whiff and sighed before placing it onto your desk.

wooyoung then settled on your lap comfortably just like how he did so many times before. you held onto his waist as your lips connected. wooyoung hoped you couldn't hear how loud his heart was beating, but he couldn't help himself, you were just so, so intoxicating. he whimpered as you slid your tongue into his mouth, as if you were fucking him. did you kiss that guy like that too?

suddenly, wooyoung pulled away. his hands on your shoulders were slightly trembling as his eyes grew red, "is something the matter, woo?" did you call him nicknames too? "i-i... uh-" wooyoung took in shaky breathes as he averted his gaze, constantly blinking away. did you care for him like that too? you nervously cupped his face and looked into his eyes, "wooyoung, talk to me."

he gulped, "who... who was the guy just now?" oh. you put the pieces together, "some client that was trying to win me over, why?" you giggled at the thought of wooyoung being jealous, you know he is and you've seen his cute pout and glares but nothing could've prepared you for what's next.

"do you... not want me anymore?" although it was just below a whisper, you heard it. and god, the tears forming in his eyes stabbed at your little heart. "what?" you were so shocked, how could he think that? "i-i promise i'll do better...!" wooyoung holds both your hands as tears streamed down his face, "i-i promise..! so please, don't leave me, mistress." he couldn't help but sob pathetically.

you immediately pull his in for a gentle and soothing kiss, one of reassurance, proving to wooyoung that he's yours and you're his. pulling away, wooyoung hiccupped as he looked down in shame, shame of what he said, shame of doubting your relationship over some guy. "i-i'm sorry..." you shushed the boy, "no, it's okay." you pull him into your chest and carded your hands through his hair, "i'll never leave you wooyoung. you're one in a million and i'm so lucky to have that."

wooyoung exhaled into your chest, "i should be the one to say that," he tilted upwards to look at you and you thought your heart exploded at his pretty glossy eyes and dusted cheeks, "you're so strong and independent and, and rich. but you still went for a guy like me..." you kiss the tip of his nose, "i will, i will choose you in every lifetime. in every scenario i'd still choose you." wooyoung never blinks as you looked at him with such love, such care. "do you know why?" he shakes his head, "because i love you, woo. you're special to me and you're my everything."

wooyoung couldn't help but get emotional again, clinging onto your neck as he sniffled, mumbling apologies and i love you's as he pecked your cheek and neck every now and then. checking the time, you realised you could get off now since you didn't have any more clients until late tomorrow. "c'mon woo, let's go home. you can cry more in the car." you teased.

wooyoung only whined and shook his head, arms still tightly caging your neck. you sighed before holding his thighs, picking him up with ease even in high heels. picking up the bouquet and your purse, you left the office after locking your door and waving goodbye to your bodyguards who were trying their best not to burst out laughing. "baby, can you hold my purse? otherwise i'll drop you."

passing your purse backwards, he took it into his hands and nuzzled into your neck, intoxicated by your sweet fragrance. the elevator dinged as you got on, pressing B1 for the parking lot. "do you like this perfume?" wooyoung only nodded as he tightened his legs around your hips, "my baby." you kissed the side of his head as you got off the elevator, walking to the car in long strides.

"woo, you have to get off, i need to start the car." the boy whined as he shook his head, tickling your neck. you rolled your eyes, "if you don't get off, i won't watch that movie with you anymore." wooyoung climbed off after that, eyes still red and puffy from all his crying as he got into the passenger seat. no, his seat. he watched from the rear mirror as you wrapped the bouquet as to not crush it before putting it into the trunk.

the car ride home was quiet as neither of you decided to talk, wanting to leave it until you arrived home. however you had a hand on his thigh the entire time, and was slightly brushing against his crotch.

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"ah!"

moans filled the bedroom as you pounded into wooyoung's ass. your nails digging into his hips as you continuously thrust your own forward, making him cry out.

you paused for a moment and flipped the male over, making him land onto the pillows with a plop. you smirk as you run your hands over the dark purple spots on his skin, and your red lipstick that smudged most of his face. wooyoung whimpers and leans into your touch, "m-mistress, can i cum? please?" he jolted when you fiddled with his nipples, "i- ah! i really wanna cum..."

"you'll cum when i'm done showing you my love, since you don't believe me." wooyoung whines when you reapply your red lipstick, "i-i believe you...! so please, mistress let me cum!" wooyoung whimpered as he bucked his hip at nothing, precum dripping from his cock and onto his stomach as he twitched painfully.

you smack your lips and check yourself out in the mirror on your vanity for a few seconds before turning back to the boy, nearly laughing at the tears that were forming in his eyes. you got up and straddled his hips as wooyoung let out a high-pitched moan. he gripped your hip as you tutted, "ah, ah, ah. if you move even an inch, you won't get what's next."

wooyoung deflated back into the mattress as you brushed your hair back, "do i look pretty?" wooyoung's eyes sparkled as he admired your perfectly red lips, "the prettiest..." you chuckled and leaned down to peck his nose, leaving a small red lipstick print on his nose.

"can you fuck me now...?" you laughed, "yes, of course."

#brrrkdslek 📁: drabbles #yall im crazy busy so jack off to this while i prepare more fics<3 #idk my schedule is WILD dawg😭#say yw mommy lmao #also im fucking starving idfk #this shit been sitting in my drafts for god knows how long😭😭😭#i need to do my lil bottom wooyoung justice😻#have a great day my gays😽#ateez fanfic #ateez x reader #wooyoung x reader #jung wooyoung #wooyoung imagines #wooyoung scenarios #wooyoung smut #sub wooyoung #wooyoung x y/n #wooyoung x you #wooyoung drabbles

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rybonucleic-ket · 1 year

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js rebinged both it movies (I may be re-entering my it brainrot) and I have a question

genuinely why are mike and bill not a more common ship????

did we watch the same movies??? because when I watched chapter two, right before the end of the movie, there was this scene that ended with this:

Mike: "Hey, Bill..." *hesitant pausing* "..I love you, man."

Bill: *soft lil laugh* "I love you, too."

and uhm Bill is the only one we see Mike check on out of the group at the end??? and we saw Mike call everyone at the beginning, but the scene with 'I love you', Mike only called Bill?????

and they're both book nerds???

and Bill is the only one Mike shows the ritual shit to??? and looks at him like this while doing so???

and there's the scene where they pull this gay shit

did I watch a different movie or am I just painfully unaware of the hanbrough fan base

cuz from what I've seen most of the shit in their ao3 tag has them as a background ship

y'all sleeping on them fr

#mike hanlon #bill denbrough #hanbrough #bike #the losers club #it 2017 #it chapter 2 #clown movie #back on my shit #my gay it brainrot #they're legitimately so fruity in chap 2 stfu #yall dont understand #you rlly ignored this??? like #most of the fandom???? hello????#do you see this #mike x bill #bill x mike

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