How homoerotic do you want the photoshoot?
Steve: Yes.
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Round 5: Finals!
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GAYS OF TUMBLR MAY I PRESENT GRENADA HOLMES, THE GAY.
OR SOMETHING IDK. THAT'S WHAT BANANA (@lxvenderjewel) AND RAY (@thearoacemess) CALL IT. THEY INTRODUCED IT TO ME TODAY.
ANYWAY. IT'S ACD SHERLOCK HOLMES AND BY GOD IT'S SO GAY. AND JEREMY BRETT IS SO PRETTY DEAR LORD. OH MY GOD. SO PRETTY. WHY. HOW. PLEASE.
ONCE MORE, TUMBLR, I AM A SLAVE TO THE BEAUTY OF MIDDLE AGED TWINK WHITE BRITISH MAN. AND HIS HANDS.
THIS TIME, BONUS, HE'S LONG-DEAD.
SUCH IS FUCKING FATE.
OH HE PLAYS FREDDY IN MY FAIR LADY BTW. I LOVED THIS MAN BEFORE I KNEW TWAS HIM, BACK IN MY YOUTH.
OKAY BUT ASH (@random-doctor-on-the-internet) WAS A SKEPTIC AND THEN ZE SAW BRETT'S EYES AND ZE WAS A GONER TOO.
EVEN THE MIGHTY GOOD OMENS ARCHIVIST, VEL (@orpiknight), USUALLY SO REFINED IN THEIR MESSAGES, WAS REDUCED TO A BLUBBERING MESS BY HOLMES GROWLING "GOOD MAN" TO WATSON.
PLEASE PLEASE MAGGOTS TUMBLR YOU NEED TO WATCH IT BBC SHERLOCK FUCKED HIS CHARACTER UP SO BAD I SEE IT NOW PLEASE.
HOLMES IS GENUINELY SUCH A DECENT MAN AND KIND AND POLITE HERE JUST LIKE IN ACD CANON.
SO MUCH SO THAT WHEN HE'S MEAN TO WATSON, WATSON IS LEGITIMATELY SURPRISED AND SAD (HOLMES DESCRIBES IT "TEMPORARILY DEPRESSED" OKAY Y'ALL GAY ASS FUCKS WITH A PRAISE KINK)
THEY'RE SO MARRIED AND SO SOFT AND SO FUCKEING GAY
ANYWAY. SO FUCKING PRETTY. THAT HE INSPIRED POETRY FROM ME.
AND IT'S SO AMAZING AND GAY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING AND PLEASE WATCH IT I BEG OF YOU.
OH AND. FOR MOST OF THE STREAM, I SPOKE ONLY IN "MMMS" BECAUSE FUCK YOU OKAY THAT'S ALL I COULD MANAGE IN MY STATE OF GAY.
WITNESS MY GAY POETRY:
HOW DARE YOU FLOWERS HIS HANDS ARE THE MOST BLOSSOMING PETALS OF ALL.
(the flowers in the shot hid his hand okay I was desperate)
OH PRETTY BOY KILL ME PRETTY BOY FOR I HAVE FALLEN SLAVE TO THE BEAUTY OF THE HANDS OF A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN ONCE MORE.
AND WORDSWORTH'S FLOWERS SHALL NOT BE MORE GAY THAN I, WHEN YOUR EYES TURN UPON ME AND I SEE THE LIGHT OF HEAVEN AS I FALL FURTHER FROM IT.
(THIS WAS COZ OF MY MMMMM LANGUAGE OKAY.)
THE STREAM THAT BROKE ALL THE FUCKING GAYS.
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The Js & Magic Mike -
Jared (lying): “I’ve never seen Magic Mike-”
Jensen (*cannot contain himself*): “-all the way through…”
WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
Jared: ‘not the pot calling the kettle black though, eh?’
“Projecting, Mr. Ackles?”
^ much flirt, many giggles, such gay 😏🌈
And then there was the time Jensen compared his seductive little dance (which involved touching Jared’s thigh) to Magic Mike XXL (the ultra gay sequel)-
Jensen: “Magic Winchesters XXL.”
Goooood times. 😘
Good, gay times.
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Edit - It’s been brought to my attention in the past (when I’ve referenced this) that if English isn’t someone’s first language, the meaning of “all the way through” followed by “projecting, Mr. Ackles?” might be lost on you, so…allow me to summarize.
They’re, um…well, they’re pretty much -
*AHEM*
I guess I kinda just have to be blunt about it lol.
The “all the way through” is a teasing implication that Jared can never finish the movie because he gets too horny and ends up jacking off.
And the “projecting, Mr. Ackles?” is obviously Jared being all like - ‘no, YOU get too horny and end up jacking off.’
I mean….
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reminds me of ye olden days when they called each other gay (endearingly, not meanly) so damn much that it became like a whole thing lol.
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sketchpage for cloudiekitsune
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We ALL know House overanalyses things. Every little thing that comes in his way is a puzzle, some really easy to solve, others the ones that peak his curiosity and thrill him and fill him with that sense of adrenaline.
BUT SOMETHING WE NEVER TALK ABOUT IS WILSON!
James motherfucking Wilson is pretty chill in that aspect, he lets things go unnoticed bc not everything is worth overanalysing and he’s mentally stable ( again, in that aspect. )
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT’s SOMETHING HE NEVER STOPS ANALYSING??
HOUSE’S BEHAVIOUR.
Call it curiosity, call it concern, call it whatever you want, but for him, HOUSE IS THE PUZZLE HE’LL NEVER STOP TRYING TO SOLVE AND AND I don’t think that as a society we talk about that enough.
They COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER
And yes I realised this during a wonderful fic I’m recommending everyone right now!
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Oh my god
I only just noticed this
Sukuna, what are you doing grabbing his thigh like that?
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so everyones talking about enids sweater that has the lesbian flag colors but has anyone looked at the actual neck lind because it is the actual lesbian flag
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everytime i saw this pic my mind went GAYYYYYY
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WW2 Propaganda story board: 1943
Drawn by mysterious artist, S. Grant, depicting Captain America protecting a soldier, who thanks him for the bullets he gave him. In a footnote, Captain America replies: "Don't thank me, thank your best gal, who bought series E defense bonds!"
Later heavily criticized for its homoerotic subtexts, it stirred controversy in the 1950s as the artist was connected to be Captain America himself. The paranoia died down with the lavender scare and the drawing reemerged in the 90s, staying in the Smithsonian archives until 2013, after which it was reported stolen.
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Gay people or wtv
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Oooo.. another sexymen..dont mind if i do~
*kisses Hendricks* :3
[hope I spelt it right ;-;]
He liked that :3
(No he's not choking you. As he is a gentle boi most of the time)
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I've said it once, I'll say it again: Hendrickson and Dreyfus are the most boyfriend coded boyfriends to ever not be canon like DAMN
LOOK AT THEM
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my texan ass is not acclimated to this kind of cold y’all holy shit
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these mfs are so gayyyyyyyyy (also peep Peter in the back 😭)
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