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rolypolydandy · 1 year
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star bcaker of our hearts 💕✨🏳️‍🌈
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theravenchilde · 5 months
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bless you tasha
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lyledebeast · 5 months
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The best thing about Bake Off is when every baker's technical offering fails in exactly the same way and the judges talk to them like they are each, individually morons, and this has nothing to do with the instructions (or lack thereof!)
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a-tad-bit-obsessed · 5 months
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Usually, the young cheeky smiley guy in bake off (like Matty) goes out 3rd maybe, and look, he’s done it
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ssaalexblake · 5 months
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me pleased and wanting matty to win vs me annoyed paul is being a jerk to the guy whose name i Still have not learnt, for basically no reason
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i-like-rocks22 · 5 months
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If it ends up being three white men in the final we have to cancel bakeoff. For feminism. Not because I love Tasha and will be too heartbroken to go on. Feminism.
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Make it make sense that "rudimentary" finish on a showstopper went home instead of someone whose showstopper was 1) RAW 2) underbaked 4) had fewer and less unique flavors - some you could not even taste because again... the entire thing was raw 5) significantly less intricately plaited (which was a skill you had to demonstrate) 6) and on the nitpicking aspect of finesse, absolutely lacked finesse and art because it was a word and not an image and half of the display was inedible 7) came absolutely last in the technical because they left out a key ingredient that made their bun not even rise or taste right.
You are telling me bland flavor on a signature and a "rudimentary" appearance on a showstopper along with a texture that "just needed more" was WORSE THAN THAT?!
I am calling robbery. I am calling bullshit.
This is Paul and Prue looking at the implicit rule that you judge each week independently and launching it into space.
This is favoritism my friend.
This is blatant bias and should be eliminated from the show already-- it has been fourteen seasons!
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beepbeepdespair · 6 months
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and nicky. im done im literally done im out of here /hj
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bobcatmoran · 2 years
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Watching the latest episode of this year's Great British Bakeoff, and in the technical challenge, there were instructions to have "feathered" white chocolate on milk chocolate as an unconventional decoration for the biscuits. A lot of the contestants this year are immigrants, and two of the non-native English speaker contestants made feathers out of white chocolate and put them on the biscuits, and Paul and Prue are complaining how they didn't follow the instructions. I'd argue that making a FEATHER OUT OF CHOCOLATE is much more impressive than what was actually asked for.
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literary-lesbian · 5 months
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i'm so ANGRY. yes christy is not the strongest baker there but she and dan both had weak showstoppers and he came LAST in the technical (and she came second despite having to redo her sponge!)
at least tell everyone that only the showstopper counts
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dandelioncasey · 5 months
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Finally got around to watching this week's bake off and I'm gutted tbh, Tasha was my favourite since the very start and it absolutely sucks that she got knocked out on her birthday, especially because Paul was genuinely cruel about her technical - like no matter what mistakes a contestant makes (especially with the stupid fucking time limits and bullshit missing instructions!), there's exactly no call to start off your critiques with 'disaster'!
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thisrandombitch · 6 months
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All hail tasha the actual master of bread
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YOU ASKED FOR FEATHERING. THEY MADE A FEATHER. "this is NOT what we asked for" FUCK OFFFFF
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a-tad-bit-obsessed · 7 months
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I’m glad bake off is back, in part for the watching (and the baking I’ll do), but also because I love the tumblr bake off crowd
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ssaalexblake · 5 months
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I would never be allowed in bake off because if Paul asked for laminated pastry I'd go cover mine in plastic just to annoy him and I'd be forcibly removed from the tent.
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i-like-rocks22 · 5 months
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Matty has truly let Jesus take the wheel this week and I am living for it.
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