gen z culture is having weeks to submit an assignment and then freaking out about how you didn’t have enough time when you finally start doing it on the last day

I've come up with the theme for the 2020's

“centre of attention right here, i’m the main character”

What if the reason Gen Z likes streams so much is because it reminds us of the countdowns to new episodes on TV? What if we all just miss childhood?

I would love nothing more than imagining Father Paul Hill being taught AND using Gen-Z slang like pLeAsE-

I feel like the kids of Crockett would especially be encouraging of this and get a kick out of it. And it gets to the point where they introduce him to social media and god-

Mans tries to use Snapchat for the first time and he is absolutely flabbergasted by the filters. Every photo he takes is either so up close or full on Facebook-mom-pose.

Student 1: Hate to say it, but you're looking very cis-het today

Student 2, distraught: NOOOO

I can hear this—

I have a wonderful saga of dialogue from my friends who were trying to write a story during English class.

"WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?"

"Is there an option where someone DOESN'T die?"

"Maple Syrup instead of Golden Syrup to make it more believable that she's in Canada"

"She doesn't know what gloves are supposed to do"

"If she goes in here we will give her character development if not i'm just gonna stab her and make her almost die"

"IF SHE DOESN'T DIE HOW WILL WE END IT??"

"Since when did she have a brother and why is he dead?"

"She gets jump scared and dies of shock!"

"SINCE WHEN DID SHE HAVE A FERRARI??"

"Now she's getting stabbed in the leg, ok then"

"So there's a diamond in her glove? Doesn't she not know what a glove is??"

"Wait why is her name Jessica?? Isn't her name Rachael?"

"HAVE YOU BEEN WRITING HER AS RACHAEL!?"

"How about she get's tortured?""I'm pretty sure the bad guy isn't THAT insane""She's tied up! In a dungeon! and is about to die!""Ooooh they bad guy IS insane"

"you can either fight and die or become a retired celebrity"

"WAIT WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ENDING?"

"How do you spell decision?"

"Oh My God SHE'S NOT DEAD"

"Wait her boyfriends with her?"

"What should the red ball do?"

"A little girl in a pink dress slices of your head now" "What why?" "idk just coz"

HAHAHAHAHHA

“i think it would be funny to release brain eating amoebas into the local water supply” -overheard in science class

spotify wrapped only spans from january 1st to october 31st.. that means theres a judgement free window in november

this is how I feel about generational conflict 

yelena our gen z icon

Amidst discussion about wealth inequality and race issues, I really wanna hammer into younger Gen Zers minds about how awful Ronald Reagan was I feel like we all got propaganda’d in school on how great he was just because of basic charisma and for the fact that he made some dopey speech at the berlin wall, but looking back he was just pure fucking evil: He caused so many problems that we’re all dealing with today- and problems that made Zoomers become “Doomers”:

He made explicit pleas to segregationists and klansmen when talking about states rights, endangering the lives of POC in the process

he KILLED unions, working class people lost bargaining power against the rich and lost livable wages, starting the end of the middle class, we never recovered

His trickle down economics killed any chance of real progressive tax on the rich & ensured that trillions would go to the rich for *generations*

He demonized the shit out of black people, he literally never saw them as human, especially those that were homeless and struggling with addictions (a problem he made much, much worse)

He *knew* about the AIDS crisis and for the longest time, did *nothing*, he sat by and intentionally let so many Black, Hispanic, Indigenous & Queer people die horrible deaths, with no remorse. The community is still grappling with the effect of that to this very day

All of us are angry about how Rich people are putting down poor people during this Gamestop-Robinhood fiasco, it’s good to remember when that started to get real popular...when people say “Ronald Reagan was the devil”, they’re not fucking around.

the kid behind me is so far asleep he's snoring

Children's books: an alignment chart

Just to be perfectly fucking crystal clear --

IF DEMOCRATS WIN CONTROL OF THE SENATE, MITCH McCONNELL CANNOT DO THE SAME EGREGIOUSLY EVIL BULLSHIT HE’S BEEN PULLING SINCE FOREVER.

If Democrats win control of the Senate, they can finally push forward a better healthcare plan, among other important pieces of legislation that will guide the United States to a more progressive and equitable future. The GOP is so partisan that they would rather see us lose our healthcare altogether during a global pandemic than allow a Democratic healthcare plan to pass. They proved that in this past year.

Democrats just need 2 more seats to hold the majority with VP Kamala Harris as the tiebreaker. There are 2 seats up for grabs in the run-off election.

You do the math.

Listen, the presidential race would not have been this close if more young voters had voted. If every young person in America had voted, Biden would have likely swept the election. We HAVE that power, Millennials and Gen Z together. But we didn’t use it. Now Georgia is giving some of us a second chance.

Please do not get complacent, even though it looks as though Biden is going to win. The GOP is still that same party full of sycophantic and opportunistic narcissists who old white republicans put in power, even without Trump to bow and kowtow to. They will pull the same shit they always have. So...

VOTE.

Because, as a wise man once said, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

EDIT: The image above is a screenshot of a tweet from Cheryl Strayed, November 6th, 2020 at 12:41 AM ET. It reads: “Dear 17-year-olds who live in Georgia: if you’ll turn 18 by January 5, 2021, you’re eligible to vote in the run-off election that will be held on that date. You have until December 7 to register to vote. #FlipTheSenate”