#gen z peter parker

[peter-parker-pictures]

Peter: Hi, i'd like to return this.

Nurse:

Peter:

Nurse: Sir, this is your birth certificate.

Peter: I don't need you to tell me what it is.

#peter parker has issues #gen z humor #gen z peter parker #slightly dark #peter parker #spiderman #incorrect peter parker

[xen-the-legendary-otaku]

I want someone to take out my family

I will pay for it in whatever way you like instead of money

I am broke

#gen z peter parker

[idk-bruh-20]

Do you think Peter's ever accidentally saved famous people? Not just like superhero famous but regular celebrities.

Like, a lot of people headcanon that Peter is obsessed with Hamilton, and Broadway is literally in NYC. Do you think Peter's ever been in the middle of a supervillain fight and swung down to rescue someone, and once he'd gotten them to safety been like, Lin Manuel Miranda???????

#peter parker #spider-man #thoughts #john mulaney lives in NYC! how do you think gen z peter would feel about rescuing him??? #and all the other celebrities in that area? #what if one night mark fucking hamill was the host of snl #and somehow peter ended up protecting LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF from some animal costumed goon? #ned would have a HEART ATTACK #PETER would have a heart attack #just like. the comedic potential of spider-man as the hero of one of THE cultural centers of the country #even better: what if one day instead of him being starstruck- the celebrity he saved gets starstruck by HIM #queueueueue #tony: kid if you wanted to meet harrrison ford you should've just said something. I'll invite him to dinner next time he's in town #peter- remembering very suddenly that his mentor dad is ALSO A CELEBRITY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raileurta]

Part 2 of Miguel having a gen z style sense of humor and freaking out people.

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Peter: Well crap, we're both out of web fluid. How far do you think the window is distanced from the ground?

Miguel: Enough.

Peter: ......

Peter: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

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*Caramelldansen is blasting and Miguel is faced down surrounded by various bottles of alcohol with Lyla singing in the background*

Lyla: 🎶Ooo wa o wawa dance on my balls🎶

Miles thinking: What the hell is she singing?

Miles: Umm.. tío are you... okay?

Lyla: 🎶cat fucking a handbag🎶

Miguel muffled: ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵐᵉ ⁱ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵉⁿʳⁱᶜʰᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᶜˡᵒˢᵘʳᵉ.

Miles: I think we're going to need to have a tal-

Lyla: 🎶YOURS ONLY YOURS I OWN A SINGLE DANCE BAND, IT'S NO LIE! LISA SAID LOOK IN THE CROWD HARRY HAD A VAGINA INFECTION!!!!🎶

Miles: Please stop.

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Noir: Sometimes I just let matches burn down to my finger tips just to feel something, anything.

Miguel: Have you tried walking around in a Costco? This would kill a Victorian child but you're further along your timeline so you shouldn't die.

Noir: What's a Costco?

*At Miguel's universe biggest Costco*

Lyla: I'm only 40% certain this won't give you a seizure.

Noir: *snorts some cocaine* I'm ready to FEEEEL!!! 🏃🏃🏃

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#atsv #parental miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara #spider noir #originally noir was going to drink McDonald's sprite but me and a friend concluded it would just put him in the icu #atsv lyla #peter b parker #miles morales #gen z humor #you decide what happens to Noir

[melina-mellow]

I'm sorry, but the idea of the MCU Fantastic Four being time displaced from the 60s makes Peter and Johnny's dynamic a thousand times funnier.

Just the idea of Johnny saying some weird 60s slang and Peter going "????? What the fuck????" is sending me.

Like I feel like Johnny would adapt fairly quickly to the modern age, so I'd imagine he just does that to mess with Pete.

#based on the rumours that the mcu FF are going to be from the 60s #gen z peter and time displaced 60s johnny is comedic gold #johnny storm #peter parker #spideytorch #fantastic four #spiderman #human torch #mcu

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Tom!Peter: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Andrew!Peter: But are you shuffling? Tom!Peter: Everyday. Tobey!Peter: What language are you two speaking??

#tom holland #andrew garfield #tobey maguire #peter parker #spider-man #spider-mans #spider-men #peter 1 #peter 2 #peter 3 #lol #i mean #yeah #that's pretty accurate #like #andrew's peter is young enough to have a sense of gen z culture #and tom's peter is obviously just gen z #meanwhile tobey's like #what is going on with these two wackos i don't understand #i don't know it just fits in my brain lol #either way #i love them all #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #relatable tho

[ratthingidk]

Peter: Bro the next person who walks outta my life im going with them, im sick of myself too

Tony: Pete, wtf-

#peter parker #tom holland #tony stark #rdj #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu fandom #just random shit #gen z humor

[ladybizarre13]

Yes, I know shuri and peter's friendship is legendary. But what about kamala, bruno, sprite, peter, shuri, mj, ned, and harley?

gen z teenagers chaos causers of the mcu

#mcu #kamala khan #bruno carrelli #peter parker #princess shuri #mj watson #ned leeds #harley keener #i thought about adding katy #but there's already too much chaos in this #she's also a bit too old sadly #and sprite might be 5000 years old but you cannot tell me she doesn't have gen z vibes #eternals sprite #eternals #marvel #spiderman

[milimeters-morales]

Peter: i can’t keep up with the youth’s slang these days… these gen z kids are always making up new words ..!

Miles, a black person:

#if miles hears someone say that anything that’s aave is actually a gen z term on more time. #miles morales #peter parker #spiderman #spider man #he probably gives peter a dirty look right here lmao and texts ganke and his other friends later like ‘can u believe this shit’ #m&m posts

[peter-parker-pictures]

TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)

✨Holiday addition✨

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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?

Peter: Fuck yeah,

Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.

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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?

Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.

Tony: Things-?

Peter: A train...

Tony: Oh-

Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...

Tony: Kid, that's kinda-

Peter: A bus...

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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.

Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironman #spiderman #gen z humor #dark humour tw #marvel #incorrect peter parker #incorrect quotes #incorrect irondad #dark humor

[xen-the-legendary-otaku]

The amount of fucks tony give about Peter

I could never relate to

Fuck my life

#gen z peter parker

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Peter: Do you want the tea?

Steve: For the last time, it’s called a status report!

Peter: …

Peter: Do you want the tea or not?

#source: buzzfeed unsolved #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #peter parker #spider man #steve rogers #captain america #gen z Spider-Man

[thebidisasterwriter]

If no one is going to write a fanfiction about unhinged teenagers from marvel, i swear i'll kill my depression just to write it.

#marvel #mcu #peter parker #harley keener #gen z #ao3 #fanfic #writing #mate i ain't no good writer so please #wondering

[itsshuribitch]

Peter [on trial for being a vigilante]: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.

#peter parker #avengers #gen z shit #gen z post #spider man #spiderman no way home #no way home #smnwh

[local-maenad]

Whenever I read a MCU Spider-Man fic and Peter calls a superhero specifically “Mr.(insert their superhero name) sir”. My blood BOILS

#marvel #spider man #peter parker #listen #he’s young and ‘gen z’ or whatever so I GUESS #i kinda get it #but like it ‘woobafies’ #him SO MUCH #for no reason???? #like why 😩

[fotibrit]

gen z peter parker has taken up a new hobby of using Stark's computers to figure out where Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej are doing a paranormal investigation ahead of time and then showing up there in some form of camouflage (sometimes teched out and sometimes not) and scaring Ryan but leaving Shane alone.

When Tony found out, he was pissed.

"Why didn't you invite me? I could have- ohhh, I have so many good ideas now. My lab, after school. Be there. Their next investigation is only a few weeks away."

#if someone draws this I will give you a very enthusiastic gold star #tony stark #iron man #marvel mcu #peter parker #avengers #irondad and spiderson #spider man #irondad #spiderson #peter parker and tony stark